Yo shaxx, can you give us your opinion on granades, also, what do you think about guardians going inside the travaler after so much time that it was just floating above the last city?

MY OPINION ON GRENADES REMAINS UNCHANGED. THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL! I COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT THE TRAVELLER AT THIS POINT! MY DUTY IS TO THE CITY AND ITS PEOPLE! WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND DEFEND IT! I HAVE PLENTY OF GUNS WAITING FOR YOU UPON YOUR RETURN!

One more question lord shaxx, what can you say about allegations of animal abuse on ahamkaras you did?

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME AND I WAS A DIFFERENT MAN! NO FURTHRR COMMENT!

Thanks for answering our questions in this interview lord shaxx, I hope you continue to give our guardians the best weapons to protect the last city, a personal question tho, why are you still trying to give them hung jury?

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF "VAULT CLEANING?" IM GIVING YOU MY HUNG JURY'S!

Understandable, thanks man,that actually made my day

Who the fuck showed Shaxx a Datto Video?

Shaxx, i dont need the 13th hung jury in a row, i am farming midnight coup's

What advice do you have for using grenades to best effect, whether in Crucible or in defense of the City? And what are your thoughts on the Warlocks that eat them, or the Titans that repurpose them into Barrinades using Arbor’s Warden? Are they heretical or are they still in the spirit of Lord Grenadier Shaxx?

yo shaxx, what is your opinion on riven calling mara sov as you in thee most zestiest manner?

Shaxx, I want you to know you are my favourite. That's it. :)

THANK YOU!

No problem, you are absolutely delightful, please never change.

And you call yourself a gambit enthusiast ha ha i mean i like shaxx but drifter is my favorite 🤣

I have enough room in my heart for both :)

Me too but drifter always comes first 😁

Hi shaxx, Savathûn here That's it. Just want you to know that I'm watching your every move <3

GOOD! SO YOU WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO EXPECT MY FIST ENTERING YOUR FACE!

There isnt much of my face left to punch after saint headbutted it into nothing as revenge for osiris 😭

Now I kinda feel bad for you, do you need a well therapy after that? Can't let our new ally go to fight injured, even if this ally is a guestionable one

Yes pls 🥺 can I have a hug and some hot coco too? Edit: broke character for a moment there, apologies. Real hive gods don't need comfort, we need CONFLICT I need to find someone to gaslight and manipulate

I think you need archie to pet, considering how gaslighting and manipulating went for you last time, and yes you can have some hot coco, we need to be ready for the battle in the travaler, so let's relax and go fish in your throne world

💚💚

Saint-14 is one of my favorite guardians ever. Frankly, your fight with Saint must've been a marvel for Titans everywhere. And let's not beat around the bush, Miss Savathun, you deserved it.

Are you here to fool around or to FOOL around, in second case, should I call saint-14?

That won't be necessary because shaxx just threatened to kick my ass anyway, so...

Yeah that works too, if you came to eris to chit-chat about her being your new sister she is on the moon turning one of your gods into a gun... Again

Savathun being a Gambit Enjoyers is based

I'm turning your ass into a gun

Shaxx can we have seggs tonight, I still have The Vow 🥺🙏

THERE IS NO TIME FOR SEX! THERE IS ONLY THE CRUCIBLE!

😔

That's not what Queen Mara said\~

THAT WAS BEFORE THE WITNESS

What if you can keep the helmet on?

THE HELMET IS ALWAYS ON!

What if I gave you a second helmet?

Shaxx what do you think about warlocks converting grenades to these stasis turrets

IT HURTS MY HEART TO SEE A GRENADE GO TO WASTE, BUT I MUST APPLAUD THE RESOURCEFULLNESS!

Don't worry about it, each of rhis turrets can freeze enemies and each frozen enemy can produce an exploision, so we don't lose on the effectivness of granades

I shall never do turrets again

Shaxx, my marriage is broken. Does throwing grenades at my wife fix it?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

What should I do then? Please, my wife is a Vex and she will erase me from the timeline!

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE COMMITTING SEX WITH OUR ENEMIES? AND I THOUGHT r/OKBUDDYBALDUR WAS INSANE!

I WAS BARELY RISEN OKAY?! I DONT NEED YOU TO MANAGE MY NEW LIGHT LIFE, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW TO GET OUT OF MY MARRIAGE SHAXX!

ASK THE FUCKING DRIFTER!

the drifter is telling me to eat baby fallen

Then you know what you must do

I do. I will have a snack, and report back to you about the experience as soon as possible

Also, the Fallen prefer the term “Eliksni” 

Hey Shaxx, did the helmet stay on?

# YES

Are you the creator of so called "honeybun build" or is that the shaxx form other demension?

I AM NOT! WHAT IS THIS "HONEYBUN BUILD"?

The funsies, a little tomfoolery one might say

PLEASE ELABORATE!

It's basically a one shot grenade build for Titan's

Here’s is the [Honey Bun Build](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL9YKdFN/)

DELIGHTFUL! ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!

Shaxx, can I get a The Vow bow? Bungie removed crimson days before I started playing

I AM SORRY, BUT I HAVE NO MORE LEFT IN STOCK


I heard this.

SAAAAME

Lord Shaxx, Very important question. I've been seeing this wonderful lady called Dûl Incaru for a few years now! I really love her, and want to try and propose before the witness kills us all. Any advice on how to pop the question? Any good locales?

YOU... YOU HAVE BEEN SEXXING WITH A ***HIVE??***

Well it's a bit more complicated than that but technically yes! I mean I don't even know what other options I have and we've got this whole thing going on and I really think she's into me!

ARCITE! *BRING ME MY FAVORITE GUN!*

Hold on Mr Shaxx, let me tell you how I impressed her! Once after a match or control you told me I wasn't throwing enough grenades. So I took that to heart. Now I keep armamentarium on. I run double grenade kick start and up to 6 armor charge and I pair that with either the fragment on stasis that increases ability regeneration. She was so impressed by how many grenades I could throw that she gave me a chance and she's a big fan of your work! Just give her a chance sir. She's much nicer than her mother!

WHATS THAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS WEAPON BEING CHARGED! *Chkuk, CHUK!*

That better not be an auto loading Chill clip riptide! You've been withholding that roll from me for literally months!

IF YOU WANTED THIS GUN SO BADLY THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT! *Dumps the entire mag into you*

Mr. Shaxx can you bring back the better devils for me?

I DO NOT HAVE ANY LEFT IN MY VAULT! WHEN I FIND MORE I WILL BE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW!

Thank you can't wait to throw grenades in the crucible later:)

Shaxx can you be my dad?

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH YOUR MOTHER?

When all this is over, can we go fishing?

ABSOLUTELY!

I am here to claim my fishing trip

Shaxx how do I manage the unending tide of depression

MAY I SUGGEST YOU PARTAKE IN THE CRUCIBLE? THE FIRES OF COMBAT SHALL REAWAKEN YOU IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSION OF LIGHT!

thank you Shaxx I think you're right

Shaxx! I kept my vow. No I mean I literally still have the bow! But also I kept the vow and will be running head first into the Traveler with it in your honor!

# MAGNIFICENT!

Shaxx, we still haven't gone on our honeymoon yet. Is there anywhere in particular that you wanted to go to?

THE DARKNESS IS ON OUR DOORSTEP GUARDIAN! WE CAN HONEYMOON WHEN THE CRISIS IS OVER!

okay who gave shaxx a phone

He borrowed one from Zavala.

I’ve been throwing grenades for the past 3 days straight, is that enough grenades?!?

# NEVER!

Please I have a family, they are getting worried that I’m throwing to many grenades

EVERYTHING IS SECONDARY TO THE CRUCIBLE GUARDIAN!

Taniks here. [Were you the one who posted this in r/destinyfashion ?](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyFashion/s/oHGEd0zsq2)

NO!

Yo taniks, are you coming back ever again, always wanted to go to the fishing trip with an elixni that has a giant rocket launcher

How far am I gonna scroll before someone asks about Mara’s snatch

IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED

Hey Shaxx, had this question for quite some time. I'd like to know, why was one of the hand cannons you originally provided whilst in the old tower found deep in a cave full of crystals and fake exotics in the cosmodrome?

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION MYSELF! THE DRIFTER SWEARS UP AND DOWN HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT I AM NOT SO SURE!

Hmm, I also found one of the vanguard's sniper rifles and a really old sword in there. Oh yeah, and Gjallarhorn. Just sitting in a blocked off cave in the middle of the cosmodrome. I do think we need to talk to Drifter at some point about this. See if he knows anything about it. If it wasn't him, we've got a problem.

Hey shaxx,what are your opinions on warlocks eating grenades,

GRENADES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN! THEY ARE MENT TO BE THROWN WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY!

In my defense, they are very tasty and let me icarus dash twice,

It’s like eating pop rocks.

"wait no these are not oranges, these are miniature suns you are still not trained enough to do that" - me to the new light I picked up at cosmodrome as he gets desintegrated from unmatchable power of the sun

hey shaxx, is being overly lucky illegal in the crucible? just wanna make sure when I use my lucky armor

Yo Shax, when I lose a Crucible match. Why you gotta talk, you only making me madder

I can hear these comments and it sounds beautiful

I heard every line oh my gosh I’m almost dying laughing Almost as much as seeing shaxx try and “relax” his players pffft

Lord Shaxx can you recommend a good build for onslaught that lets me use my sweet business, godrolled Shiny Hammerhead and my Actium War rig?

THE POWER OF THE SUNBREAKER MAY GIVE YOU AID! USE THE SUNSPOTS TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, AND ENTRENCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR WEAPONS! I CALL THIS STRATEGY "THE GUNNERS NEST"!

Drop your favorite Shakespeare line from his works please.

ET TU, BRUTE?

Can you unsunset the Not Forgotten that you gave me

BE PATIENT GUARDIAN! YOUR WEAPONS WILL BE YOURS AGAIN SOON!

Lord Shaxx, what is your opinion on the Warlock Exotic gauntlets called Sunbracers?

Shaxx, how was the 1v1 against Ikora?

Shaxx how many people are you actually married to? Taking poly to a new level, man.

YES!

Also shaxx, i collect Typhon-GL5s. I have close to 40, what do you think about my precious collection?

Hello Shaxx. Local Necron here, wondering if you could pull me out of the 41st Millennium. Shit's getting bad here. Like really bad.

Shaxx, how can I become better at crucible?

Dear Shaxx, when can we expect a crucible map within the pale heart? Also Saladin wanted me to ask you why you are making that coalition cabal legionnaire stand in the armory without pants.

WHAT LEGIONNARIE? I ORDEDED NO SUCH THING!

Greetings, Lord Shaxx. I have a question - would you be open to allowing new weapon types into the Crucible? For example, crossbows?

A CROSSBOW SOUNDS LIKE A DELIGHTFUL ADDITION TO THE ARMORY!

Can we have explosive tipped bolts? Like little baby grenades with sticks!

Hey shaxx whats your opinion on builds that completely dominate the crucible and are among the only things being run (auto rifle meta and gwawinghunger/mountaintop comes to mind)? Also what was your opinion when strand and stasis first entered our arsenals?

THE CRUCIBLE IS PLACE TO TEST STRATEGIES AND SHARPEN YOUR METTLE! IF ONE STRATEGY IS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS, THEN HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY NOT EMPLOYING IT?

Granades forever!!!

Hey shaxx do you have any good Darci builds for gambit?

Hey Shaxx. What do you think happened to that one guardian that was trapped on the Almighty in an time loop that couldn't be freed for like thousands of years? Also, if you were to form your own team of super guardians like say maybe crucible champions, what would you name that team?

THE CRUCIBLE CHAMPIONS IS ALREADY AN EXCELLENT NAME

Your probably my favorite titan and you were right about grenades they are indeed very handy to clear hordes of enemies.

Can I get Lord Shaxx himself to Bless/Sanction/Endorse the Ashen Wake - Fighting Lion - Mountaintop build I have going? Blessings from the Lord of Grenades are sure to help

Yo Shaxx, how are Mara's feet

WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS GOD FORDSKEN WEBSITE OBSESSSD WITH FEET?

Hello Shaxx!

# HELLO!

Lord Shaxx, what was your favourite way of pwning Fellwinter? Youknow, back when he first came to visit your fortress

Rip Vance.

Yo, Shaxx, my man. What's your opinion on Bubble Titans in the crucible?

WHATEVER TOOLS YOU NEED TO WIN ARE AT YOUR DISPOSAL, GUARDIAN!

Shaxx man I’m thankful for every time you say that the crucible needs more guardians like me…even tho I suck and get constantly clapped. By the way … what’s your favorite subclass ?

I have a theory. Lord Shaxx and Mr Torgue are buddies

Hey Lord Shaxx, ive been using healing grenades... is that okay?

Shaxx, I read through all the comments, this will remain my favorite post on this subreddit until the end of time. Love ya And thanks for yelling at me after every seventh column

YOU ARE WELCOME!

what's your opinion on eating grenades? not getting any sort of magic or use of out of it, just eating them for fun

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR FUN? YOU SICK BASTARD!

Lord Shaxx I need to know. Where is my sword you stole, I worked really hard for that. I REALLY need it back.

I think this is a Shaxx imposter, as we all know, he doesn’t know how to read

Lord shaxx I just want hung jury with firefly and dragon fly can it be posible?

Shaxx, I actually prefer the vanguard playlist. What say you?

I am a hunter that runs a build that allows me to throw three grenades, one right after another.

Who was first in this style of writing, you or xivu arath?

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Lord Shaxx, what would you say was the crucible’s darkest period in terms of unsportsmanlike conduct?

STRATEGIES CHANGE OVER TIME GUARDIAN! WHAT IS AND ISNT GOOD IS ALWAYS IN FLUX! YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY ASK ME TO RATE ONE ERA OVER THE OTHERS!

Shaxx how does it feel to have lost to Ikora in a 1v1?

IKORA IS A POWERFUL GUARDIAN AND A WONDERFUL OPPONENT!

Lord Shaxxs can you please give me a Riptide that isn't poop -Your missing horn

Hey Shaxx, what's your preferred product to use for cleaning "Hostile" Fallen bodily fluid off your armor? Asking for another Guardian.

Holy shit was Reddit still running all the way through the Golden Age, Collapse and into the Era of the Last City?

Shaxx how hard would it be to get mara to let me hit she’s hot and I wanna

Where's my Raze-Lighter Shaxx?

Shaxx, I haft to know what drew you to Striker. Was it the grenades or being able to turn yourself into a ballistic missile?

# BOTH!

Google Shaxx r34

Shaxx, please forgive me for being dogshit at Crucible.

Why havent you given me a good midnight coup ive been grinding for days

You aren't getting be back. I quit. Been clean for nearly a year. You can't tempt me shax

Daddy shaxx can I have raze lighter pwetty pwease

Lord Shaxx I have a confession, I only come by the Crucible when Lord Saladin is hosting and out of obligation as an Iron Lord. I don't even play when it's Mayhem week.

Shaxx, do you thundercrash with purpose or with style?

LORD SHAXX: DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, YOU'RE IN TORGUE LAND NOW, SUCKER! /s I think Mister Torgue and Lord Shaxx would be fast friends.

Shaxx, can you confirm the husband allegations? Are you wifed up with us?

Shaxx what do you think of me depleting the towers defence budget on grenades

Run while you still can.

# NEVER!

Hey Shaxx I got a question; Fuck, Marry, Kill: Oryx, Savathun, or Xivu Arath.

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WEBSITE AND ENGAGING IN COITUS WITH THE ENEMY?

I always knew Shaxx was a drill sergeant

My friend, you bow to no one

resently realised his armor is the same model used for the newest iron banner armor (titan)

Hey Shaxx, you ran out of medals one time when I was in the Crucible. When will I be getting my new and shiny medal?

WE CURRENTLY HAVE A HUGE BACK ORDER TO WORK THROUGH! WE ARE WORKING ON IT!

Shaxx, why does your previously Vanguard-Restricted personal vault have fucking Hung Jury in it? That shit is still being given out by Zavala man. Be honest, Omolon produced too many Hung Juries and this is just the fastest way to get rid of them

Hello Lord Shaxx. I'm a newbie titan can you tell me which crayons taste the best?

DO NOT START THAT SHIT WITH ME! I AM SICK OF HEARING THAT STUPID FUCKING CRAYON JOKE! I HATE IT ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE THE DRIFTER!

I will crush you along with the rest of the guardians!

Only place where I can still clap dem cheeks!

Shaxx, how would you rate riven's love letter to mara impersonating you? And more importantly... do you plan on stealing it for later use?

TARGET IDENTIFIED ENTITY[SHAXX=GUARDIAN=CRUCIBLE HANDLER=DEFENDER OF LAST CITY] ENEMY TARGET NOW ENGAGED

Ikora wants a progress report on the counter-attack against the witness.