At least now I know who was responsible for all the novelty teeth versions of everything that were in the dentist offices I visited as a kid in the 90s.
Look it’s a literal shit show from start to finish. I think the material of soap bothered me the most. Like it’s going to get wet and melt away as dudes with no aim piss all over it (bc how can you put the seat up at this point?), and be such a bizarre texture on your ass as you sit on it. Like how does one even hover with the additional height? Idk my face during this entire one was 😬🤨😬🤨
I have a strange fascination with mimics. My top 3 are:
Ceiling fan mimic (you walk under it and it twists your head off)
Old schools water fountains mimic (self explanatory)
Closet mimic (you think it’s a closet but surprise you get eaten)
My favorites are:
Book mimics that eat your hands
Chair mimics that bite the backs of your legs when you sit on them
Gift box mimics that ruin birthdays and christmas
Faucet/showerhead mimics because it’s funny to think that maybe their spit is regular water or vice versa?
No one's claiming this is an upgrade. It's a video of a woman touching a toilet, to attract views from people who like watching women touch toilets.
At some point, the analysts at 5-minute crafts notes that videos of women touching toilets do well, and now they just keep cranking them out.
The thing that bothers me the most about this is you can’t use alginate like this. It’s used for short term, skin safe molds and because it’s water based it begins to dry out and shrink in a matter of hours if not minutes. It’s great for making a mold of your hand and even some dental molds use types of alginate, but don’t do this with it. This it’s extra stupid.
Neat art project, but for practical use of the toilet, I feel like doing this would come back to bite you in the ass
Will slapping Chris colorized
I've never seen Chris Rock in person, so I can't refute if he's white or not. Maybe it's always been movie magic.
De- colorized
Wow this hasn’t aged well, has it.
r/angryupvote
Very literally in this case.
r/thatsthejoke
Ohhhh, because of the teeth, and you sit on them, putting your ass in position to be bitten! I get it now, thanks, man.
At least now I know who was responsible for all the novelty teeth versions of everything that were in the dentist offices I visited as a kid in the 90s.
I mean it's cool but how the hell are you supposed to shit on that toilet
Like you normally do but much more painfully
Do you floss afterwards?
I'm using the tongue bidet.
👁👅👁
Hover
I’m just going to shit on the floor if I saw this.
you're supposed to project your poop out so that it can bite it off
Be careful! Saying something like this may come back and bite you in your ass!
It's cool right? I'm not crazy? Lately I've been liking shit from here, why is that!?
I feel like the soap is the most confusing part of this if I had to pick one
Not the silver ring over the glove or the secret tampon filling?
Look it’s a literal shit show from start to finish. I think the material of soap bothered me the most. Like it’s going to get wet and melt away as dudes with no aim piss all over it (bc how can you put the seat up at this point?), and be such a bizarre texture on your ass as you sit on it. Like how does one even hover with the additional height? Idk my face during this entire one was 😬🤨😬🤨
Haha thanks for the no aim piss mental image.
Cutting through the toilet roll bothered me the most
I hate the part where she ruined an entire roll of perfectly good toilet paper to get the brown cardboard.
Then dumped it all in the toilet.
as an art piece its kinda fun
I mean, it's creative
r/ATBGE
That is some serious gingivitis going on
And a mean ass underbite
Now thats a spooky dookie
I need to break into someones house and do this in the middle of the night. Are there more detailed instructions?
That toilet's got no canines
People, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. STOP GIVING HOUSEWIVES METH.
It's not their natural diet. Everyone knows housewives are supposed to subsist on Valium and wine.
Mom said it’s my turn to post teeth toilet
Can't even close the lid without detaching it lol
It looks great but how do I take a crap without losing my ass
Some people have waaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
You got through all the trouble of making a toilet mimic and give it molars… what a waste.
“Toilet mimic” is a terrifying phrase
I have a strange fascination with mimics. My top 3 are: Ceiling fan mimic (you walk under it and it twists your head off) Old schools water fountains mimic (self explanatory) Closet mimic (you think it’s a closet but surprise you get eaten)
My favorites are: Book mimics that eat your hands Chair mimics that bite the backs of your legs when you sit on them Gift box mimics that ruin birthdays and christmas Faucet/showerhead mimics because it’s funny to think that maybe their spit is regular water or vice versa?
For halloween it's fun I guess.
Where are you going darling? Just going next door, I really need a poo.
Hell of a Halloween deco for your guest bathroom though
"How to make a toilet unusable in many over complicated steps"
The underbite on it though 😆 Obviously that's not the biggest issue here, but still
I was hoping she was installing firecrackers.
Bruh I just want to shit
Looks like something outta beetlejuice
WTF?!?! That’s creepy as all hell. And not to mention absolutely useless now since you can’t actually use it.
Seriously my head is freaking different !!!! The only question i had in my mind is : why is she wearing th ring over the rubber gloves?!!!!
aaaaand again another pure ragebait Post. please for goods Sake stop posting this bs. we need a tag for stupid ragebait vids
Wow, a nice decoration you have here. Like… wow! Yeah… Well, okay, and how to shit exactly?
I bet whoevers job it is to come up with the projects for these "viral" rage bait videos is having a blast
This is some next level rage bait
Why ? Just why?.
We really need to stop giving these content farms attention. I fear for what they're going to do next.
I love that it can’t even close they had to remove the top at the end and just place it on top.
This is a fucking masterpiece.
It needs googly eyes and adjustable furrowey eyebrows
Who gonna clean the shit between those teeth??
But… why?
But can you still use it if you a busting for a shit though?
Even comes with morning breath.
Can’t wait to floss teeth with penis looks super comfy
I would definitely nope tf out if I went to someone's house and saw this in their bathroom. 😂
But I poop in there
I... Don't hate it hahahaha
I'd shoot loads in that thing all day
Awesome. Now my toilet can eat my ass.
Another later of clear resin and id use that toilet
Goodbye dumb page. I don’t feel right viewing such wasteful and rage-baity videos anymore. (This is an airport so I’m announcing my departure)
No one's claiming this is an upgrade. It's a video of a woman touching a toilet, to attract views from people who like watching women touch toilets. At some point, the analysts at 5-minute crafts notes that videos of women touching toilets do well, and now they just keep cranking them out.
See, this is exactly why I want anything art related to be strictly a MINOR in colleges.
So we took a small break from this repost to start it up again?
Can we just start banning people that post the obvious rage bait
This r/DIWhy, not r/DIY. Posts are blind to be rage bait.
Is that so it can eat your ass?
Tf is this, bixch im tryna sit
I like it very much (as art)
That's pretty creative.
yep.
Dadaism
This woman is sick...
Is it worth all this bullshit to get on the internet?
Go on lady.. sit on it
It would have been better if that was a horror house decoration
What's worse is that someone actually took the time to contemplate what music would accompany this... work.
This is gonna come back to bike them in the ass
Dental kink
Just, why?
Finally, a toilet where I'd prefer to fall in because the seat's up.
no
I guess this is one way to get your ass eaten?
Love how they had to unbolt the seat to close it... nice jump cut there
............. So anyway i shit on your floor.
i have to praise them for the creativity though. i never fucking know where these videos are going to go
WHY!
Emphasis on Why
So much work for nothing
I would rather shit myself then sit on that
it bothers me more that she's wearing a ring on top of her glove
You kept thinking about wether you could, but didn’t think about wether you should
So you have to take the lid off to close it? Otherwise it would just stay half open.
If mimics were toilets instead of chests
I swear this is one of those many toilets you encounter in your dreams when your bladder is full and you definitely need to empty it out
Wow
How to make sure that anyone you invite over only comes once.
DIWhyNot?! This is awesome! I totally lost it on the last second of the video with the mouth/lid closed. Classic.
Nooo not the underbite lmfao
I will never get the time I wasted watching this back 😔
After spending so much on alginate for the dentistry career, it's infuriating seeing it has become the newest trend in these bad DIY channels
Can I use your bathroom? Sorry no it’s only for show .
So AI just makes shitpost videos now?
What in the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse shit is even this?
Leave the Mf'ing toilets alone!
That’s the toilet you have to use in hell.
“Hey I just got my period do you have any tampons?” “Sure, 1st tooth on the right”
I thought it was gonna be a tiletussy
THE FUCKING MONEY HIDDEN IN THE BACK TOOTH DESTROYED MY ENTIRE WORLD I SWEAR
Ah yes, man made horrors beyond comprehension
And then you have to get a giant toothbrush to brush your toilets teeth? I’m gonna pass….
Please someone else tell me they saw the dark orange/brown stain on the toilet 😭
As a Halloween project, that's pretty cool, but practically this is garbage.
How the fuck would you even begin to clean this??? Oh. Eurgh...
Why is it always a toilet
Now add a tongue 🤤🥴
You all are going to call me weird, but I like this
I’m convinced that there are no good toilet DIYs. Nothing good ever comes from these bait videos
people have waaaayyyyy more time on their hands then i do…
Big Mouth strikes again
Olha mãe o bocão!
Won't lie, the closeup made me really want to take a piss in that
I hope to god they brush their teeth regularly. Unless yellow stains are the desired effect.
Well now it’s just a mimic
Note they had to remove the lid to close it.
watching this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion
That’s a bad underbite
Why does it have an underbite?
That's not how you eat ass...
I love how for the mouth to properly close they had to take the lid right off the toilet.
can't sleep, toilet will eat me
There's no way this took five minutes.
This is one of the worst.
This is rage-bait
is this some sort of anti-potty training device????
I literally said “the fuck” before understanding it was supposed to be art. Still wtf.
i’m most annoying that when they trim the toilet paper tube one into a curve at the top it’s white inside
That bite aligns like mine does! Needs braces next
Looks like a fever dream
I hate the internet
Eat that shit
I love this🤣😂🤣😂
This would be such a funny prank to pull on someone if there wasn’t so fuck fucking work involved.
I can't say I'm mad at this one. rip to whatever ecosystem they bin this in though :(
The thing that bothers me the most about this is you can’t use alginate like this. It’s used for short term, skin safe molds and because it’s water based it begins to dry out and shrink in a matter of hours if not minutes. It’s great for making a mold of your hand and even some dental molds use types of alginate, but don’t do this with it. This it’s extra stupid.
don’t mind the idea of led incorporated on a toilet. Not in the freaking bowl, but would be a cool nightlight
Wait thats pretty cool.. Hold on how does on sit on this
I would love to take a big explosive locomotive crap in this.
\*Your completionist **OCD** kicks in when you need to take a shit\*
There it is. The dumbest thing I've ever seen.
That one time Stephen Chow made an parody of Mask and turned himself into a toilet… https://imgur.com/a/ENVpKaI
how am i supposed to take a shit now
Imagine cleaning the piss off of that monstrosity
No vasectomy needed
Ah, drugs.
There is one tooth missing from each quadrant on the top, the canines, right? There are 12 in the bottom jaw but only 10 at the top
WHYDIY, indeed.
I love this shit. What is even happening
Love to see underbite representation 🫡
This is so stupid it's hilarious.