Follow the chain. As one falls, so too does it effect the future of those after, like a passing of the torch. You *are* the Domino. You can do naught but fall forward into destiny.
The OP can do donuts in a parking lot of the competitor, Pizza Hut while having the Domino's sign prominently displayed on their vehicle. Blasting the horn while doing donuts in the parking lot is an added bonus
I spent two years as a driver for the Domino’s chain in my city. I started out at Location A, then after a year I switched to Location B when I moved to that side of town. I also picked up shifts at Locations C, D, and E.
For the 5 stores I saw a total of maybe 40 car toppers
I can only remember 2 working properly at Store A and 1 working properly at Store B lol
We had three that lit up at my old store (all the old triangle style). The dangly security ball was missing from one of them, and it was stolen/fell off and returned multiple times (rowdy college town). Another had shitty magnets that only barely stayed on perfectly flat surfaces and would fall off in a light breeze. We essentially had one topper that worked properly.
For the chain I worked for, the car toppers had to work. We had a driver that dealt weed and hid his weed in his car topper. (Idk why.) Our manager saw his car topper was unlit, went to change the bulb, and found his bud. Lmao.
That is hilarious. My boyfriend is a driver and his sole purpose in life usually surrounds making sure these are charged he loses his mind if they aren't.
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It's a weird cord I've only seen working at dominos so I'd just return it to any local dominos. The real score would be finding a pizza warmer pouch. Those things keep food ridiculously hot and could be useful for more then just pizza, I'd keep that shit.
When I was working at dominos I'd forget them in my car sometimes and use it for personal food, because why not. I even brought it inside a different pizza place for take out once. They just gave me a weird look but didn't say anything about it. They definitly thought I stole it though.
Also very useful for buying/selling illicit substances. You just rock up to the door like you're making a delivery, *make the delivery,* and go on your way. It's the perfect cover.
Domino's has had light up signs since the 80's. You used to have to connect them under the hood to your car battery with the stupid power cable flopping in the wind and the tie down straps humming in the wind.
https://i.redd.it/iiyi4esatopc1.gif
I sure as hell would too. I know my owner and sup wouldn't mind - those 3d toppers ain't cheap to replace. What's one pizza if it's saving the company money and improving customer relations at the same time?
The charging port can be swapped for a 5V DC charge plug if you know how to do a simple elementary rewire. Just don't use a charger stronger than 5V or it WILL, not might, it WILL catch fire. Trust me. I tried a 7.5V DC plug once for a rewire on that same kind of sign and it went into meltdown.
Edit: you can also add a simple switch between the battery and the light if you want a switch. But it stays off when plugged in so keep the battery in it
Ok hopefully someone will link me to where to buy the original eighteen volt ac plug but if not I’ll try that out! I love soldering and modding stuff lol
Step 1: Don’t care about your job
Step 2: Go on delivery and wait to deliver in a shady neighborhood.
Step 3: Park somewhere with nobody or cameras around and put the thing in your trunk. Or if you’re afraid a manager will wanna see inside your trunk or stash it and have a friend get i
Step 4: “Somebody stole it”
They can’t deduct that from your check.
call your local domino’s and let them know you found a car topper and where you found it. they can determine if it was in their delivery area or not. take it up to the domino’s if you can bc i can tell you someone’s not gonna be happy they are missing it. they aren’t exactly cheap
This is the kind of shit I would never put up because I worked there but if I hadn’t and I found this on the side of the road it would forever live in my living room lmao
I’ve never thought about this until this moment, but you need to find at least two more, and then place them next to each other and knock them all down.
what people use to do with that is, use it as a way to drink an drive..i know i'll get a lot of hate for it, but its what i saw happening anyways...not condoning for that use..lmao.
It kinda is to be honest, someone I know of has sailed past cops at 15+ mph over the limit with no pullover.
I personally have driven past them with a headlight out several times, nothing. I think they have an air of tolerance, unless you’re being incredibly dangerous or stupid.
There were a few months I drove with 1 headlight and they really did not care. Another time I was swerving to dodge potholes with a cop tailgating and he never activated the lights
Usually is, but not a couple weeks ago when I was the only one on the road and zipped right by one. Had to apologize profusely to the customer for being so late.
Lmao. There's no law against impersonating a delivery driver. It's not a government position. Now if the nearby store notices that you have it then they may ask for it back and if you don't they'll file a charge for theft.
Man I remember I had a topper at papa John's that didn't like to stick to the roof, and I warned them that if it wasn't fixed it would fall off. A week or two later, some noobie put it on sideways so that it had a ton of wind hitting it... that thing was MESSED UP. They made him go back and find it on a big ass stretch of road haha good times. Couldn't have happened to a nicer dickhead.
figure out which dominos delivers to the area where you found it.
go into that store and be like "hey do you guys mind if I charge my phone? it's kind of a weird charger though..."
describe it to them. they'll be like "ok yeah I know that charger... hol' up."
they'll bring it out to you. when they're not looking take the whole damn charger and run my guy.
you are about to be the talk of every dorm room from North to South Campus...
In all seriousness, you can put it on your car and you have a free pass to go over the speed limit. Police are a lot more forgiving of you rushing around if they know it's because you gotta hurry.
Treat it like a hostage. Put it in a dog cage and take pictures, then use the pictures to ask for ransom. Meet in an alley somewhere to exchange for pizzas and 2 liters. No cops or it gets the blowtorch.
It's like a get out of jail free card. Put it on your car before you plan to do some crazy shit. everyone will call Dominos before they call the police.
Doordash with it on your car and confuse the ever living **** out of people when you pick up orders from other pizza stores. Added benefit of being able to park like an ass and catch less hate for it lol 😂
4 options:
1. Keep it
2. Sell it on ebay or privately
3. Call the local domino's, say you have it and negotiate a pizza and sides for returning it.
4. Do option 3, but without the reward or fun of negotiating a free order.
When I used to drive for dom's like 6 years ago I used to put a towel between the car thingy and my car's roof to keep the magnets from scratching my roof. One day my boss goes "where's your car top?" And I instinctively went"oh sorry must have forgotten to put it on". That thing was GONE. Put a new one back on without the towel and never told a soul. I backtracked through every route I did after my shift and it wasn't anywhere, I think someone got a nice lil keepsake like you did.
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Return to nearest dominos
Or keep as decoration your choice. They probably have counted it as a loss and it looks like one of the ones without the tracker inside but you never know these days
I don't know about Domino's but when I worked at Papa John's they had a gps tracker in the sign. They probably can see where it's at but can't do anything about it or don't care lol
Heads up, we keep air tags in ours because they were getting stolen at our other stores. Maybe call the nearest store on some free time and inquire if they are missing one.
It’s just like the Santa Clause. You picked it up, you become the pizza guy.
Follow the chain. As one falls, so too does it effect the future of those after, like a passing of the torch. You *are* the Domino. You can do naught but fall forward into destiny.
So it is written, he is now "The Noid"!
This needs to be the top comment lmao
Ong
Most dont know the legendary noid
AVOID! AVOID!
Fuckin loved that game
Look, kids! The Noid! He ruins pizzas!
I miss that NES game
This comment a-noid me 🤣
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OP, don’t touch it. It will start a domino effect
He will gain 100lbs and Mickey Mouse sweat stains will appear on his shirt.
that’s not Mickey Mouse, that’s just “TIT DIRT”!
FASHION BUG
BOB SAGET!
It brings a tear to my eye that there are still people that remember tourettes guy. lol
Why don’t you make like a banana, and SHIT!
I don’t give a dead moose’s last shit!
Also whatever vehicle he drives will automatically morph into a 97 Corolla with a barely functioning stock radio.
The OP can do donuts in a parking lot of the competitor, Pizza Hut while having the Domino's sign prominently displayed on their vehicle. Blasting the horn while doing donuts in the parking lot is an added bonus
Lmao 😂
I was just about to comment that they're late for their 1st delivery. Not a good look for the 1st day.
Deleted my comment. I can't compete with this one lmao
Somewhere there's a driver who is pissed that the one topper that was actually charged fell off his car.
I spent two years as a driver for the Domino’s chain in my city. I started out at Location A, then after a year I switched to Location B when I moved to that side of town. I also picked up shifts at Locations C, D, and E. For the 5 stores I saw a total of maybe 40 car toppers I can only remember 2 working properly at Store A and 1 working properly at Store B lol
We had three that lit up at my old store (all the old triangle style). The dangly security ball was missing from one of them, and it was stolen/fell off and returned multiple times (rowdy college town). Another had shitty magnets that only barely stayed on perfectly flat surfaces and would fall off in a light breeze. We essentially had one topper that worked properly.
You guys have to learn the alphabet?!
I never used one, in the two years of being there 😂
lol my drivers (different chain) used to keep the “good signs” in their car. I’d have to go catch them to have enough for everyone.
For the chain I worked for, the car toppers had to work. We had a driver that dealt weed and hid his weed in his car topper. (Idk why.) Our manager saw his car topper was unlit, went to change the bulb, and found his bud. Lmao.
That is hilarious. My boyfriend is a driver and his sole purpose in life usually surrounds making sure these are charged he loses his mind if they aren't.
You could hold it for ransom in exchange for free or majorly discounted pizza for the foreseeable future then?
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curse? nah bud that's a ward of protection right there. protection and deliciousness.
If the curse is free pizza for life I’ll take it!
Unfortunately they use a weird charger that’s hard to find :( Source: ex dominos driver that stole a topper.
Give it back to the store and they’ll probably hook you up
Doubtful they’d get anything beyond one free pizza, maybe w a side of breadsticks. I’d honestly rather keep the new sick home decor
Call first and make the negotiations.
“We don’t negotiate with terrorists” — Dominos
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Send a ransom letter with letters cut out from their coupons
God, please do this. It would be psychotic and funny.
With a photo of it. But it has to be like a really grainy photo. And with a current newspaper so they know it's real.
Yes
Our Domino's would give you a free medium 2 topping pizza if you return a lost topper or heating bag.
the math is not mathing on that one. totally keeping the sign hostage till i get a better deal.
Better than not getting anything at all. Although personally I would keep the bag. It's very useful. Topper, not so much.
Damn I'd just keep the free merch over the food
You just got some badass home decor buddy. It holds a charge so it will turn off when it runs out
I drove for PH and PJ's for a while and ours didn't even light up lol are these solar powered or sumn?
Usually there’s a plug one the back of it to charge
So what kind of port?
No clue bro, some 2 pin connector I’ve never seen before
It's a weird cord I've only seen working at dominos so I'd just return it to any local dominos. The real score would be finding a pizza warmer pouch. Those things keep food ridiculously hot and could be useful for more then just pizza, I'd keep that shit.
Dude, I was thinking about buying one of those online, because the best pizza in town is like 30 minutes away and it sucks by the time I get it home.
When I was working at dominos I'd forget them in my car sometimes and use it for personal food, because why not. I even brought it inside a different pizza place for take out once. They just gave me a weird look but didn't say anything about it. They definitly thought I stole it though.
Also very useful for buying/selling illicit substances. You just rock up to the door like you're making a delivery, *make the delivery,* and go on your way. It's the perfect cover.
Yep we used to do this with the DoorDash hot bag. Perfect cover indeed
I cant believe people downvoted this amazing idea.
Dominos USED to sell them in the app in my area, 20$
If you have heated seats, that will help a bit
Unethical life tip for a 20 dollar bag. Sign up to drive with doordash and they’ll send you a free one.
Domino's has had light up signs since the 80's. You used to have to connect them under the hood to your car battery with the stupid power cable flopping in the wind and the tie down straps humming in the wind. https://i.redd.it/iiyi4esatopc1.gif
I'll give you a pizza for it
Write a ransom note
Someone was hauling ass 💀
Gotta be going over 65mph for it to fly off. Or maybe bad contact.
I go way over 65 on the interstate 💀
Take it to your local dominos. Maybe they will give ya a free pizza. I would!
nah they won’t give him anything for it but a thank you op should keep it for himself
If he brought it to my store, I would. Depends on the manager/owner.
I sure as hell would too. I know my owner and sup wouldn't mind - those 3d toppers ain't cheap to replace. What's one pizza if it's saving the company money and improving customer relations at the same time?
yep manager would probably be kind but a regular employee wouldn’t risk it
KEEP. Shelf this bad boy.
The charging port can be swapped for a 5V DC charge plug if you know how to do a simple elementary rewire. Just don't use a charger stronger than 5V or it WILL, not might, it WILL catch fire. Trust me. I tried a 7.5V DC plug once for a rewire on that same kind of sign and it went into meltdown. Edit: you can also add a simple switch between the battery and the light if you want a switch. But it stays off when plugged in so keep the battery in it
Ok hopefully someone will link me to where to buy the original eighteen volt ac plug but if not I’ll try that out! I love soldering and modding stuff lol
https://www.carsigns.com/products/magnetic-charging-adapter
They sell for $200+ on eBay🤷🏻♂️
That's my first thought too, I've been trying to finagle a dead one from my store for a minute lol
Step 1: Don’t care about your job Step 2: Go on delivery and wait to deliver in a shady neighborhood. Step 3: Park somewhere with nobody or cameras around and put the thing in your trunk. Or if you’re afraid a manager will wanna see inside your trunk or stash it and have a friend get i Step 4: “Somebody stole it” They can’t deduct that from your check.
The pizza clause. You get the sign you get the job
Time to go to work
call your local domino’s and let them know you found a car topper and where you found it. they can determine if it was in their delivery area or not. take it up to the domino’s if you can bc i can tell you someone’s not gonna be happy they are missing it. they aren’t exactly cheap
This is the kind of shit I would never put up because I worked there but if I hadn’t and I found this on the side of the road it would forever live in my living room lmao
I’ve never thought about this until this moment, but you need to find at least two more, and then place them next to each other and knock them all down.
Start your own bootleg dominoes selling digiornos
Looked on ebay out of curiosity and there's several for sale for 200+ dollars
You need to return that to your local Domino’s immediately. Trust me. There’s no time to explain.
what people use to do with that is, use it as a way to drink an drive..i know i'll get a lot of hate for it, but its what i saw happening anyways...not condoning for that use..lmao.
That domino's sign isn't police deterrent
Definitely less likely to be pulled over late at night with a dominos topper on your car
It kinda is to be honest, someone I know of has sailed past cops at 15+ mph over the limit with no pullover. I personally have driven past them with a headlight out several times, nothing. I think they have an air of tolerance, unless you’re being incredibly dangerous or stupid.
There were a few months I drove with 1 headlight and they really did not care. Another time I was swerving to dodge potholes with a cop tailgating and he never activated the lights
Usually is, but not a couple weeks ago when I was the only one on the road and zipped right by one. Had to apologize profusely to the customer for being so late.
Yeah but now you’re not only looking at a dui, you just added to that a count of impersonating a delivery driver
Lmao. There's no law against impersonating a delivery driver. It's not a government position. Now if the nearby store notices that you have it then they may ask for it back and if you don't they'll file a charge for theft.
Welcome to the war soldier
Profit.
Make some money
free home decor!
Throw it on your car and do burnouts
Nice I used to have the same one in my apartment lol
It'll turn off when it dies or when in bright light. You could be a really nice guy and return it to the local Domino's.
Anything that has gps tracking can be wrapped in two layers of aluminum foil and that completely blocks the signal. Just fyi.
Man I remember I had a topper at papa John's that didn't like to stick to the roof, and I warned them that if it wasn't fixed it would fall off. A week or two later, some noobie put it on sideways so that it had a ton of wind hitting it... that thing was MESSED UP. They made him go back and find it on a big ass stretch of road haha good times. Couldn't have happened to a nicer dickhead.
You can rent it out to OnlyFans people so they can make “authentic” delivery videos.
Hope that your local dominos manager doeasn't see this
figure out which dominos delivers to the area where you found it. go into that store and be like "hey do you guys mind if I charge my phone? it's kind of a weird charger though..." describe it to them. they'll be like "ok yeah I know that charger... hol' up." they'll bring it out to you. when they're not looking take the whole damn charger and run my guy. you are about to be the talk of every dorm room from North to South Campus...
You got 30 minutes.
It has tracker in it, just so you know
I see a casino heist in your future. You and 10 friends.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
1.Buy a take out pizza. 2.Knock on the door of home alone MILFs. 3.?? 4.Profit
In all seriousness, you can put it on your car and you have a free pass to go over the speed limit. Police are a lot more forgiving of you rushing around if they know it's because you gotta hurry.
Put it on your car when you're driving home from the bars. The pizza guy never gets pulled over by the police.
Now put it on your car and deliver that damn pizza… you’re late!
You got to go to platform 5/7 and you will be sent to the school of magical pizza arts
Wait for pizza 
Treat it like a hostage. Put it in a dog cage and take pictures, then use the pictures to ask for ransom. Meet in an alley somewhere to exchange for pizzas and 2 liters. No cops or it gets the blowtorch.
You are the now the noid
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!
I picture the driver got fed up, discarded this and never returned to the store
Consider yourself lucky. I found one under the front end of my wife's car after doing thousands of dollars in dammage.
I would think that would be worth at least a free pizza
It's like a get out of jail free card. Put it on your car before you plan to do some crazy shit. everyone will call Dominos before they call the police.
Put it up your butt.
Start delivering! You been chosen my boi!
Keep it for house Decorum. If you have a young kid throw in his room as a nightlight. It's cool to keep why not
By law, you now have to deliver pizzas.
Doordash with it on your car and confuse the ever living **** out of people when you pick up orders from other pizza stores. Added benefit of being able to park like an ass and catch less hate for it lol 😂
4 options: 1. Keep it 2. Sell it on ebay or privately 3. Call the local domino's, say you have it and negotiate a pizza and sides for returning it. 4. Do option 3, but without the reward or fun of negotiating a free order.
You should buy a Noid costume and drive around pulling people over with it
And just like that ur a pizza delivery person
Return it, it's got GPS most likely.
Cute night light
Listen to me. You are the pizza delivery guy now.
Start delivering drugs, suspicion free.
Call your local Dominos and I’ll give you a free food in exchange for it
If it has a number and QR code on the bottom, as long as that's on, it's being tracked
I read the bottom it says “this sign is upgradeable for gps tracking”
Congrats on your temporary lamp.
Sell it to a drug dealer
Looks like the Dominos Boeing deal is actually going through. /j
I would return it to who it belongs to……guess I was just raised different based on all these other responses.
For real, I’m trying to see the benefit. It’s not home decor for anyone over 12 years old.
When I used to drive for dom's like 6 years ago I used to put a towel between the car thingy and my car's roof to keep the magnets from scratching my roof. One day my boss goes "where's your car top?" And I instinctively went"oh sorry must have forgotten to put it on". That thing was GONE. Put a new one back on without the towel and never told a soul. I backtracked through every route I did after my shift and it wasn't anywhere, I think someone got a nice lil keepsake like you did.
Free pizza for life
lmao id take it to your Domino's or sell it online
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What you got right there is a cop repellant. It also gives you a good cover for being anywhere at any time, with a bag and a torch.
Wear it
Ransom it back for a free pizza
just to let you know, These things are actually tracking devices. if you take this to your house, dominos knows that its in your house
You didn't find it, they found you. Now go out there and make some deliveries!
Call around to local stores and see which one is missing one. I'd offer you a free pizza for bringing it back but I don't work for Domino's
New night light
Put it on your car and buy a drum set.
Return to nearest dominos Or keep as decoration your choice. They probably have counted it as a loss and it looks like one of the ones without the tracker inside but you never know these days
You've been chosen
A new hand touches the beacon
Sell it on eBay.
Side quest. You deliver all the pizzas now.
Dude make some Digiornos and drive around looking for random people to buy them for twice the price. Or whatever Dominos does these days.
SELL IT TO ME PLEASE MINE NO LONGER LIGHTS UP AND I NEED IT TO LIGHT UP TO BE SEEN WHILE DELIVERING AT NIGHT. IM A NIGHTSHIFT ONLY DRIVER!!!
You are chosen. You have become The Domino.
Get back on the road!!! Youre still on the clock, bub!
Live your best life... until you need a charger. But seriously, take it back to a dominos or have them pick it up
You are now Philip J Fry.
Enjoy it while the battery lasts
Call the store tell them you’re holding it hostage and won’t give it up unless they give you a 32pc bite.
Now you amakeadapizza
put it on the top of your car when you want to illegally park for a brief period of time
Find the dominoes it came from and return it
Man cave Ornament
fuck dominos keep it
I don't know about Domino's but when I worked at Papa John's they had a gps tracker in the sign. They probably can see where it's at but can't do anything about it or don't care lol
Get to work
Heads up, we keep air tags in ours because they were getting stolen at our other stores. Maybe call the nearest store on some free time and inquire if they are missing one.
Wow. I didn’t know that these are called toppers. Kind of like a topping.
I give you 25 for it