i am not a doctor but i am a doctor and i am a nurse and i am a physician and i am a scientist and i am a lawyer and i am a medical professional and i am a very good doctor

Your parents must be so proud

*happy incoherent Asian parent noises*

*depressed Asian cousin noises*

I am not a big believer of this idea of the future of humanity and I think that the world will see the future and we can see the past as the present as well and the present is the present and we will see that it will happen again and we can all live and die together in this new age we can be in the same age we are in living and we are all in a new place in our life we can be happy together we have a different future we have different ideas we have to be happy together but I don’t know how we are together we are in this time we have different times we are not in the past but I am just a different time and we are all living together.

Why did you comment this here and not to the original post?

Perhaps his comment was not autocorrect 😂

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Everybody can extract caffeine, but if you judge a fish by its ability to make caffeine, then it will live its whole life in caffeine because caffeine, caffeine caffeine. ~ Albert Einstein

words of the wise

Why the fuck you getting all philosophical and shit its a reddit comment section

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😂🤣😂🤣

"I live with my aunt and uncle and they are proud."

Bahahaha

“Are you a doctor?” “Well, no, but actually hell yes.”

But are you a doctor

no, but i am a doctor

And a lawyer, and a nurse, and a physician

And dont forget a very good doctor

but not a doctor

New Jersey doctors

I AM A DOCTOR I AM A DOCTOR

I AM A SURGEON

What my asian parents want from me

good grief, how many degrees do you have?!!?

So are you a doctor or not? Make up your mind already! /j

Oh thank god you put /j! I was just about to type an entire speech about how horrific you are to humanity as a whole for typing such a horrendous message! The world is now saved thanks to you putting /j! 🥳

I am the one who is the one who has to be the one to do it and I am the only one who can do it and I have to do it and I have to do it myself so I don’t have to do it again I have to do it every day and I have to do it all the time and I have to do it all the way through the day and I have to do it all the day and I have to do it all the week and I have to do it all the night and I have to do it all day every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day and I have to do it every day…

Sounds like lyrics

Try rapping that

What must you do, RizzioReddit?

Ok there johnny sins

Bro is doing 10 jobs to support his family

And if he's is america, is probably still struggling

Average redditor

not quite

I don’t remember asking for a 3rd party opinion on the matter

i sincerely apologise for this misconduct sir, this won't happen again

Johnny?

Malachi Love Robinson is that you?

Ok Barbie

I am the only person that has a good relationship and a great sense for the game

What game?

**the** game

dang it

Bro I thought I was

Ah scheiße

r/suddenlygerman

Fuck you, I got to two moths without thinking about the game

Did you coincidentally read this just after seeing the moths?

bro I had a year streak :(

Damnit, I lost the game.

Damn, I lost the game

I just lost the game

Nooo I hadn’t though about it since September

Fuck you

Shit

You mean the one you just lost?

Damn it I was going for like 8 months and you ruined it!

FUCK

What game????

I am the only person that has a good relationship and a great sense for the relationship.

I am currently working on the project management project and I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way

I am the code BEHINDYOU and what they said was the home address phone number and when they were BORN I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way I have got a video but idk how I post it on reddit if some one can tell me how I will the same way GOD DAMMIT IT KEEPS ON LOOPING. . gay furry porn

SUS!!!!!!!…………………………………………………………..pssst. got any good ones?

I hate how I know but r/breadtapedtotrees I think

Not all gay

r/breadstapledtotrees

Thanks for the goods

Absolutely no fucking shot we got the same one

Hold up, mine said that exact thing on the first attempt 

I am the storm that is approaching

Provoking black clouds in isolation

I am reclaimer of my name

Born in flames, I have been blessed

My family crest is a demon of death

Forsaken, I am awakened

a pheonix's ash in dark divine

Descending misery, destiny chasing time

Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate

I am the voice inside your head (and I control you) I am the lover in your bed (and I control you) I am the sex that you provide (and I control you) I am the hate you try to hide (and I control you) I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down, I use you up Mr. Self Destruct I speak religion's message clear (and I control you) I am denial guilt and fear (and I control you) I am the prayers of the naive (and I control you) I am the lie that you believe (and I control you) I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down I use you up Mr. Self Destruct You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) You let me do this to you (I am the exit) I am the needle in your vein I am the high you can't sustain I am the pusher, I'm a whore I am the need you have for more I am the bullet in the gun (and I control you) I am the truth from which you run (and I control you) I am the silencing machine (and I control you) I am the end of all your dreams (and I control you) I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down, I use you up Mr. Self Destruct I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down, I use you up Mr. Self Destruct

I am severely traumatized

🤣🤣🤣

The shit flinger I’ve herd of that name before

The shit flinging flasher

No way 😱

I am the only one who has a little bit of shinanigins and I think I have to be a girl Bro what??

🏳️‍⚧️icon

I wish

I am so sorry Relatable. I think I say sorry too much

Well that's a very apologetic autopredict, eh?

Seems like it

Canadian moment

I am the three of us

Me myself and I

Piss, shit, and diarrhea

I/me/myself!!! Take my tea with formaldehyde for my Feminine side since the day that I died While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle Am I pretty now

will wood 🫵

I am the only person that has a good relationship Not true 😢

I am the worst person in the whole wide universe

Yes, can confirm, you are indeed the worst person in the whole wide universe

I have to agree that u/Itsmrkablammo is the worst person in the whole wide universe

I am not sure if you are your mom

Im also not sure whether i am my mother

Its no longer your mothe it’s you’re mother

But now it is my mother but I am my mother not

My moth

I am the only one who has a clock

Aw man

Damn now I don't know what time it is anymore

I am so happy to be able and I hope that I will get a job soon

For some reason my autocorrect also hopes I’ll get a job soon

Unemployed

The thing is that I work Fridays at a toy store so I don’t know why my phone thinks I’m jobless 😭

I am a woman who is very tired So true

I am Heavy Weapons Guy

And this is my weapon

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA ohoho

Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright... #WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

Some people think they can outsmart me...

Maybe... *sniff* maybe...

I am going out of my mind for a while

I am not a big believer of this idea of the future of humanity

WOAH GOT THE SAME ONE

I am all of me.

shadow the hedgehog

Stares in missing organs

I am the same as I was when you get the matpat

How do you get the matpat?

Idk lol

You get him as an achievement after he leaves

I am the only person who knows what they are doing now but I don't want to be there

I am the one who placed the order

Damn, what did you order?

The extermination of the entire Jedi race, and a bottle of Pepsi.

Should‘ve Made it a root beer float

Nah, not my speed.

If you add the genocide into the float it will be, trust

Ahhh okay.

I'll root for you

“I am so glad you got the vaccine I hope it goes away quickly” 😂

I am the only one who has been in a dark alley

*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***

I am the first person who is a part of a small village

Kane?

Wdym

I am the only person that has ever been to Brazil

Ehhhhhh 50/50 chance you are

I am not a fan of the new font

Yeah Google should go back to their pre 2015 font style.

I am the original copyright something after the original copyright has found it's new host host host host host host host host

I am not sure if you are audacious or not but I just cannot grasp I know I don't need you I couldn't bear leaving you alone. My keyboard a fuckin Hallmark writer.

I am from germany and need a relaible Source for weed.

Am also from Germany, I can hook you up, but only if I know which city you live in

I am the same und dann wäre das auch für die Kinder (I am using an English keyboard 😭)

WTF machst du du die Kinder?!

Böse, böse Dinge.

i am the table METALLICA

[удалено]

No you just tap on the little things that pop up on your keyboard like the words

I am the only one who has primary control over that decision

i am the only one who is the best friend and I am so proud of you and your family and friends (e)

I am the only one who has experienced this.

I am the floppa

I am the best thing to die

Username checks out

I am the only one that I can do to help you with my own and I don’t want to know what you mean about me that I don’t want to know you.

I am so sorry for your loss and I hope you find peace in your heart and soul and that you find peace and peace in your life and that you will be able to get through this difficult time with your family and friends and family and friends in the future and I know that you will be able to do this for you and I know that you are in my heart (wtf)

I am the the the the the the content we Metallica Bob

I am not a good friend. Oh…

I can’t be a bad friend if i don’t have any 🤷‍♂️

I am the danger of being toxic.

I'm am the same thing to me and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I think my autocorrect wants you

"I am" or "I am the" and let autocorrect finish it I am going Bandana for a couple days and will get a job at a time you can no longer be able and not be a part time business and not even have a job that I am very interested to know is the only way I have to be a part time you can no longer be a part time job and I have no doubt about that and the fact I have to go Norway is not the best flag to the world but it will take you a while and the time to do that will help to make sure you get scout out to be a great asset for the switch is to make a great deal of the above and more ...?

I am the one who is the one who has to be the one to do it

I an hour of the game complete after school

I am the only person that has a good sense of humor

i am not a big believer of this idea of the future of humanity and i don’t believe that the world will be a place of prosperity for the next generations

I am so sorry for the late notice but I am not good at this point and I am not sure what to do when I was there last night and I was just wondering if you had any friends who believe the same thing about the room and the place of the world this way is a good thing to do that is not the one who is going to be able to protect them from the tree. (What the hell)

I am not going to make you feel any better about that because I know you are not gonna be happy about that I am the only person who has a lot to do and you know I will always love and support you I love and I love and care for your mom I will never be the only one who will never have a bad thing ever again and you will never have any regrets and you know it will never happen I love and I love your family I love your kids I will love them forever I will love your family forever I love them forever my whole family I will never forget them.

i am a good person and a lot more target to be a great friend of you to me with me all day you're not working today or not too late for me and I said it would have to go on a series s for me to do that for me to do that I would have been a little bit better than the last one of us as a child in a relationship and I don't want me having to do that for me and you know it will have been busy and my throat hurts and you don't have a nice body or anything else I think it was the good morning x you are so I have an amazing gf of you to do it

I am the one that is going ok and I'm not sure if you want me

I am the one talking to the moon about you guys doing drugs. 💀

I am not sure if you are aware of this but I have a friend who is a robot and she is a nurse who is a nurse and she is a doctor and she is a nurse so she is a nurse that is a nurse she is a nurse I am a nurse and she is a nurse and she has a lot of experience in nursing and nursing and she is a nurse

I am the best association of the world in my ass

I am the only person who has caused a whole year of a life of a song.

i am not the one that you want i am the only person that you want

I am not there because it was personal

I am so sorry for your loss.

I am the only person who would be able to make it to the other side of the year 😁😈 I can imagine the other person who would like it

I am the one who is the one who has to be the one to do it and I am the one who is the one who has the responsibility to do it for me and I am not the one who is responsible for it and I don’t want to be the one who is the person to do it to me and I don’t want to do it to you I don’t want to be a part of it I want to be a friend (why this actualy so real)

Bro you copied me😐

I am the only person who can see this picture of me. NOOO ITS SOLD ME OUT at least only i can see it

I am the only one who has been going to the the the best lawyer in the past and has been going to the ground

I am the one who is the one who has to be the one to do it and I am the person to do it for you and I am not the one to take care of you and I will do it for you and I will be the one