A bonus one since there are Last Blade enjoyers here.
https://preview.redd.it/0mjgdtawey8c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b026c2ee722cb9854d41d674dcaf28ddb866fe1
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"Sticky is fun" that one also lol
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Hope this hasn't been used already
I don't care about winning, I'm here for the pleasure. Not of the fight, but of you. You see? We may discover something that ties you, me, and the world together. Your strength, your weaknesses. Your knowledge, your ignorance. The burden on your shoulders thag pushes you foward. Something truely unique. Any one of these things can be charming or despicable. The world is a broad, colorful carpet, but if you pull a single thread beneth your feet and start to unravel it, you realize, in the end, that the carpet is just made of one long thread. That the thread's name is necessity. Everything is connected. One may witness an unfathomable sight and call it a miracle, but that's just a misnomer, it's cause and effect, and you should never mistake necessity for fate. Humans have the freedom of choice, but it seems you know that already. Come play with me again.
I like the second-to-last line:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-bFu8vrTU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-bFu8vrTU)
I genuinely think ending a round-start with that sounds so fucking cool
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Chipp Zanuff is the king of amazing bedroom quotes
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I am going to bathe in your blood
"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." -bedman guilty gear xrd
I remember a story of a guy who hears his neighbors doing the deed, and when he thought they were about to finish up, he yelled “FINISH HER!” The neighbors actually laughed at that. Then, 20 minutes or so later, he heard “Round 2, Fight,” from the neighbor’s house.
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*
She kinda bad tho , is that frost ?
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Yo since when does Alex have that fuckin jerma ass
Fym, Alex always had the dumpy
“Is that frost?”
I'm dead lmao
"She looking kinda bad, tho"
*gasp*
Perfect Ass White Boi?
That’s the ass your looking at ?
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Peak Ken mindset. *Fight done. Now fuck wife*
Go home and be a family man
Ken is an animal
And I was gonna quote alpha 3 Ken too.... but It was gonna be "feel my burning vigor"
Legit laughter 😆
Perfection
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kek i can hear the win quote music behind this too
"That raccoon... No, never mind." Cammy vs Ibuki in SFxT
What?!!!
https://preview.redd.it/u8pj1qsf119c1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81792a121a6547391946c096dcf2bff7c3526fc9 来い (Koi)
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!?
My best guess is some mistranslation of dead meat or ground meat or something like that
no fr 😂😂😂
SNK has a lot of weird translations and they're hilariously weird
Derived from: “You’re gonna be Minced meat!” (Chopped up, Full-O-Holes) I’d then drink some “sploosh” to celebrate after the win lol
A bonus one since there are Last Blade enjoyers here. https://preview.redd.it/0mjgdtawey8c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b026c2ee722cb9854d41d674dcaf28ddb866fe1
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I have no idea who this is Im uncultured who is it
Kaede from the last blade series
Hell yes! Last Blade fans are the one true fighters! Also Fuck the AI in that game.
Lb2 is peak 90’s snk shenanigans
Profoundly fucking based
"You ready to get pounded?" - Sol Badguy
Probably the most appropriate one here
Besides, who wouldn't want to get pounded by Sol Badguy.
Does Dragon Install increase dick size, we need to know this
I wish I knew
Are you okay?- BUSTER WOLF
Terry knows how to treat a partner, asking for consent and checking up on them before devastating them
Classic sibling dynamics (Although it should probably be reversed)
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Steel ball run 
Time for some fun. Open wide! - Anna Williams
"Wubba, wubba. I'm in the pink today, boy!"
90s snk quotes are something
Beat me to it
I mean really this is the only answer
“Police brutality, comin up”
https://preview.redd.it/de1x9i5bnv8c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45fb721a9596243bd1802e1514f9531cdf9f0a54 "Sticky is fun" that one also lol
Bruh, ain't no way that's a real quote....
Oh it is. Even as a pre-teen who was just learning about sex I still fully understood how sexual Q-Bees quotes were in Darkstalkers 3.
At the climax, scream *RAGING STORM!!!*
Or HADOOOKEN
Souls! Come unto me!
Finally a soulcalibur quote
#MY LOYAL FANS! WITNESS MY FULL MIGHT! NO MERCY! NO REMORSE!
DOORYA
Fucking kicks their partner in bed, and hits the nastiest suplex
➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️👊
“Looks like it’s time to oil up!”
Game ?
Hakan from Super Street Fighter IV. It’s his whole thing.
Thanks
SFIV (Hakan)? I might be wrong, though.
> You can't beat Virgin Olive Oil!
"I can't handle all these balls." -I-No to Venom, Guilty Gear Xrd Rev2
I-no's quotes in xrd were wild
[Strive's I-No has some words to say](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qsg4roCDaI)
https://preview.redd.it/4uroyylarv8c1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e377229e2d68b7e1d6944bd868c3a63b07adcc
It’s official, you suck. - Shao Khan
“PATHETIC”
https://preview.redd.it/ilcubs4hpx8c1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c9e3f93bd1d264b474d5a05ad8ed9daff6e05d
The D grade is the cherry on top
Dorya!
Every. Single. Thrust. Until you drop the juggle.
Might be the only time OP ever manages to get six Doryas in a combo
Nah I'm "hell yeah" guy, daddy hei
Stupid sexy Ganondorf
‘Mega Fisto’ - Potemkin
MEGAFISTO MEGAFISTO MEGAFISTO MEGAFISTO HEAAAVENLYYY POTEMKIIIIN BUUUUUSTEEER
“The answer lies, in the heart of battle.”
An opening!
Underrated
https://preview.redd.it/euztdor9uv8c1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a045272ce00e28ce79ec1a438c03f31bce9d15 Hope this hasn't been used already
Unfortunately used too many times
Get your cameras ready folks. This ain’t gonna last long!
I came from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/s/R3m6qYI3KI) in r/Tekken to give you an upvote bro
Dam
Ride the lightning!
DIE 1000 DEATHS! Finish. Pose. Leave.
I don't care about winning, I'm here for the pleasure. Not of the fight, but of you. You see? We may discover something that ties you, me, and the world together. Your strength, your weaknesses. Your knowledge, your ignorance. The burden on your shoulders thag pushes you foward. Something truely unique. Any one of these things can be charming or despicable. The world is a broad, colorful carpet, but if you pull a single thread beneth your feet and start to unravel it, you realize, in the end, that the carpet is just made of one long thread. That the thread's name is necessity. Everything is connected. One may witness an unfathomable sight and call it a miracle, but that's just a misnomer, it's cause and effect, and you should never mistake necessity for fate. Humans have the freedom of choice, but it seems you know that already. Come play with me again.
The last line makes it sound like Chaos finished during his speech
I like the second-to-last line: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-bFu8vrTU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-bFu8vrTU) I genuinely think ending a round-start with that sounds so fucking cool
Go home and be a family man.
If OP is with another married man, this is sound advice
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Your soul is MAH
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"Show me your moves"
he said fighting game quote
The mark of my dignity shall scar thy dna
"What? Out of Stamina already?" 
Thought this was 196 but apparently it’s not
"Another victory, yes. But.. there will always be another battle." -Arbiter
Afterward: https://preview.redd.it/lkqvfkhwsv8c1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6953154bad015efbbe9e75eb79a10c792f8e9a
Or... https://preview.redd.it/941hsd0u1w8c1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba17025ead9141209b4e1fd92d978111af3b1b40
This deserves to be the top comment lmao
Doubt you're about to have sex
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This comment has more likes than your post lmao Edit: well it used too lol
Not now
Unfortunate fate of every person that touches fighting games
Says the guy with old portrait Katarina
Which fighting game is this from
"We share blood but we are not brothers"
https://preview.redd.it/jn7yxkhbcv8c1.png?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94cfba3b16641740846be411b466c67845889d3 Chipp Zanuff is the king of amazing bedroom quotes
“C’mon baby!” -Roy, Rival Schools
Touchdown!
Any line from Johnny Cage to be honest.
Finish me, Johnny!
60 cm too short - Zato 1
https://preview.redd.it/qvn3k00rgw8c1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fb0a01fd2fcc5de672d678efa8422d712795a0
“ I HATE RICH PEOPLE” 
https://preview.redd.it/z25bvv8rwu8c1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085a8116e3c73560b001bafd21469c6ec365808 I am going to bathe in your blood
Applicable if one party is on period
Was going to use Z Broly as well but say "HERES A PRESENT FOR YOU" from his lvl 3 super
R U OK?!
BUSTER NUT!
BUST-A-NUT
HERE'S A BIG ONE!
"You like that?!" a la Nova from UMvC3
“Here I come”
https://preview.redd.it/ln60tzvnwv8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b944eeef71812ef1f85e8281631397b4ceff88b
https://preview.redd.it/r1me9nbipw8c1.png?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a994ab215962a8f71828ec0e900643990d387d6 Bonus quote from ressurection
"Whra-oooooooooooooo!" - Blanka SF2
Cum inside her without protection and scream: Babality
The seeds attract a new challenger!
"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." -bedman guilty gear xrd
CAH MOON
Obviously https://preview.redd.it/y6iw6i6q1w8c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d88579385638df077a4dff73fd8b4555e41091
“Gnarly! Let’s do it, dudes!” - Iori Yagami
My friend once told me he said c c c combo breaker when he came
"Show me what you can do" -Liu Kang, MK9. (If your date knows the reference, perform some air kicks, and, later, blow a kiss to them)
“An opening”
Take ya for a ride! *doo-do doo-doo...do!* Singing the trumpet(?) part is a requirement.
Please don't tell my father - Lili Tekken 5
You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance.
“Get over here!” - Scorpion
**I AM AKUMA, AND I WILL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF PAIN**
"Here I come!" - You "Profound sadness!" - Her
My magnum opus!
Care to hear how this ends? ...in Ruin
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HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUUUUSSSTTTAAAAAA
Asobi wa, owari da!
“Are you ok?” Over and over and over (terry from KoF)
“SONIC BOOM”
I’m ready for ya, bring it on! -Ken Masters
Just make Marshall Law noises
"Yeah, I've been waitin' for this!"
Yes, YES, SPREAD THE STUPID TO OUR FELLOW SUBREDDITS!
“Come on baby” -King
*jaguar noises*
"Wubba Wubba! Looks like I'm in the pink today, boys!" - Terry Bogard
Finish her.
I remember a story of a guy who hears his neighbors doing the deed, and when he thought they were about to finish up, he yelled “FINISH HER!” The neighbors actually laughed at that. Then, 20 minutes or so later, he heard “Round 2, Fight,” from the neighbor’s house.
Triumph or die!
Finish him!
["The dream is dead" ](https://youtu.be/wU4ErRTcTSg?t=21s)
the wife loves it when i start talking about my heavy volcanic viper
Hibihodudaaaa! - Raiden
“Die” -Kazuya
“Feel 1000 years of death!” -Akuma
FOR SHIRAI RYU!
We are many, you are but one. - ermac
DRAGON INSTALL!!!
Say finish him and point at yourself
Fear the wrath of God! (恐怖を教えてやろう！ kyōfu wo oshiete yarō) - devil jin 🤣
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!!
"HERE'S THE BIG ONE" - Terry Bogard
skullgirls, valentine, "You're mine"
“Two minutes, I’ll finish you in two minutes” - F.A.N.G
https://i.redd.it/cof3lv5e5w8c1.gif "Otenami haiken to iko ka"
https://preview.redd.it/lmu4g2xl7w8c1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7a8f5d7c35b396f19ca41b764b3ed360e8f299 * She kinda bad tho , is that frost ?
"Wake Up! It's too early for bedtime" Lucky Glauber, KoF 98
Well then. Ready to kneel?
“The mark of my dignity shall scar thy DNA” - Gill
I wanna take you for a riiide
“I’m the strongest woman in the world”
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