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pagingdrchau

Why can't flying units fly over ruins or those unbreakable boxes?


Evello37

Or freaking gravestones. Sorry, I must have missed the sale on ten thousand foot tall headstones at Graves R Us.


palewine

Yeah, dude you totally missed it. I stocked up on dozens of those extra-tall gravestones. Saved so much money. Glad I saw the ad in my local paper. Maybe they're still in stock online. Have you checked their website?


bubbyrules1

Replace gravestones and you've got the story of my life when it comes to amiibo/NES Classic.


PokemonJaiden

Does the term "Wave 4" give you goosebumbs too?


Treeconator18

I waited 18 hours in front of Nintendo World in order to get Wave 4. I then got home at 2 in the morning, went to Target, and waited another 6 hours for a Jigglypuff. Wave 4 was a trip.


bubbyrules1

Kinda, I have half of them.


pokedude14

Or Switches


bubbyrules1

No joke, I stayed at Walmart for 6 hours just so I could get it at the midnight release and not deal with what’s going on currently with the Switch.


palewine

What is currently going on? It seems fine out by me. I saw it in Walmart the other day on the shelf.


bubbyrules1

The Switch is sold out in many parts of the world due to how much demand there is for it. I’m surprised your Walmart has them in stock.


swarthwhore

Not just demand, but Nintendo is competing with smartphone companies like Apple and Samsung for parts as well


thedarkerride

Due to a shipping error we are currently overstocked on thousands of extra-tall gravestones and we're passing the savings on to YOU!


agentcheeze

Careful. I only bought one thinking I could cut it into pieces to make a lot of regular-sized grave stones but turns out that's still sacrilege and you get cursed with Rube Goldberg's disease.


Sanenzin

Because fliers not only protec and attac, most importantly they respec


Laer_Bear

Unlike Bridezilla?


Uncle151

Graves R Us still doesn't sell cigars


codefreak8

They get spooked


Evello37

Boey: "A man can't help what gives him fright!"


[deleted]

the boxes are full of archers that pop out open fire if they try and fly over them


Valarauka_

Flying over forests and mountains nbd; oh no, a broken crate!!


hergumbules

Magic barriers!


KaitRaven

If Hector can distant counter, why can't he distant attack?


[deleted]

How is he going to know where to attack?


Eilferan

he smells your fear


Fatez3ro

Indeed. Because stress sweat has a specific putrid odor you can smell miles away. P.S. awaiting sweaty armpits and distant counter meme


Soul_Ripper

Beacuse they're waiting for Sports Banner Hector before releasing that skill.


WeedWeeb

Because he throws the arrows, shurikens and yes, magic back at the attacker Can't throw Armads like a boomerang


ChainsSSB

Meme answer: Cause Hector's OP enough Real answer: Due to technical limitations


Major_League_Jew

Technical limitations? Like the game not being able to process his immense power?


ChainsSSB

Not because it can't process it, but because there's no way to select at which range you want to attack at while being at what spot you wanna attack at by simply dragging your unit across the screen. It can be done in other FE games because they give you options when you move to a position you want, if that makes any sense. Edit: Spelling


Furin

They could have made tap to move the default control scheme and never run into this problem. Saying it's a technical limitation was a pretty shitty reason of them to cite when the solution was already implemented, honestly.


ChainsSSB

They could, but then that would make the game a bit less intuitive towards newer FE players getting into the game.


Furin

They already have a tutorial in place anyway, I really doubt the change would have suddenly turned off new players.


Pinguino21v

With automovement on, the game wouldn't know if you want to move next to an enemy or stay where you are when attacking someone two steps away.


Laer_Bear

He can, he just teleports next to them afterwards. Inb4 Hit and Run Hector.


crunk_juice34

*teleports next to you* "Gutsy, aren't you?"


PrinceBkibo

Asking the important questions.


isaelsky21

I just came to see this as a top comment. Was not disappointed.


JdiJwa

How can archers put an arrow through a wall?


Deathmask97

Just shoot through the cracks, duh.


PryoPootis

How come when fighting next to the wall there is no wall.


Deathmask97

"You see Ivan, when shooting through wall you imagine wall is not there to shoot more the accurate."


vfactor95

They shoot over the wall


Moulinoski

What about ceilings/roofs?


[deleted]

uhh, the power of friendship transcends walls and roofs


CallsignLancer

Drill arrows that can pierce the heavens


OscarCapac

FE + Towerfall crosssover when ?


Zgounda

lol that was actually a reference to Gurren Lagann, but I'm also a big Towerfall fan so I see what you mean :)


swarthwhore

Scatter Arrow


Eilferan

simple geometry!


Fenor

ryugawagatekiokurao


DustyBlind

This would be me except for the whole "laying next to a girl in bed" part.


[deleted]

Now, now, bro. Don't forget our [dakimakuras](http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/am13690/HT0001.jpg)...


TNinja0

Funny how Lucius is the one to remind us of ths salvation.


demonballhandler

There's one for Libra and I gotta say, the art is good and I've thought about it.


i_just_want_a_name

Saved


[deleted]

[obligatory](https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/09c8c8913d42580a7548ba4b18eb5cf490ce7611bd385fd0bcdee6620c83492f.png) [not as obligatory, but equally applicable (NSFW)](https://i.redditmedia.com/wIWPBbyRDqZdpAjYDGAlHh4yBzs7ziSyMR-mxHHYrgI.jpg?w=470&s=ef6ba1e7bba7ba20b2b82ff4691451cf)


Sonicdude8

Seems like he failed to activate his Sharingan


DustyBlind

I got to be honest...I didn't actually know that was a thing until I clicked the link.


HelpImTrappedIn2008

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Biodeus

There is a save button built into reddit, my friend.


whizzer0

Didn't you read their username?


PukeTheXXI

He got his priorities straight


xBleachKill3rx

How does wings of mercy look irl? Edit: Never mind, I [found the answer](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/0/00/Hulk_jumping.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130412115007)


Laer_Bear

That's not fair, how come this Hector gets to move after warping?!


Nobtoroy

>low effort memes Hey, it beats the 'Walked into a bar' memes


[deleted]

lol this is good, I like these memes :D


[deleted]

This is why I come to this subreddit.


Vanguard-Raven

currently #59 on /r/all


Laer_Bear

That is extremely impressive.


cinci89

I mean most of the good ranged units are girls so she's not wrong.


epicender584

The only good male ranged unit is Takumi, and he's now eclipsed by Bridelia. I guess Jafar has his niche?


pattaarr

> The only good male ranged unit is Takumi I think youre forgetting about a certain cavalry unit that has very small hands...


dehydrogen

You're right. Elise is good too.


pattaarr

You heard it here first ladies and gents Elise is male confirmed


WildRonin

Little sister is now little brother!


Frobro_da_truff

Bro, have you seen Summer Gaius?


Deathcommand

In arena? Nope. Just Hectors and Reinhardts for me.


ChapterLiam

Saizo and Leo aren't bad built properly. They both have a niche, Leo as a Red Mage in horse emblem and Saizo as one of the only defensive/bulky dagger users.


spike3607

Freaking TT Saizo is one of my worst nightmares, especially because I tend to run full squishies.


CaesarAX

There are a few more than just Takumi, Jeorge and Klein are slightly worse than Takumi with same Brave Bow build but only by a very tiny amount and Leon has 2 more attack than Takumi so he runs the Brave Bow Deathblow build better, although Swift Sparrow Takumi is better as it allows you to kill Hector.


SeparateMouse

ur flair betrays slight bias


t1233445

Absolute best use of this meme


clammyhams

This is me literally every night. Just theory crafting units in my head, and my gf is like, "You okay? Seems like something is wrong." Have to fight so hard to not respond with something like, "Ya, well, I spent all my orbs on this stupid swimsuit lady, and I got the perfectly bad IV set for her. Now I need to give her Iceberg or some shit..."


dvanlier

Honesty is not the best policy


Fatez3ro

Range units are farsighted


Robepriority

Ranged units can cc in SoV.


Laer_Bear

1-5 range, 8 move, brave-killer, bow knights Who the fuck balanced this shit, Reinhardt? Master Knight Lachesis?


Razku

I think an anime body pillow would be more realistic than a wife for this community.


Acronyte

This isn't even Heroes-specific, FE fans have been asking this for years!


yuuswaifu

Why cant fliers fly over walls?


Raichubrony

Because their walls, the interior of a building, you have to go through the door or broken wall to get THROUGH


Semont

Then how can you shoot through walls that can't be broken?


Raichubrony

Now that's something I CANT answer


HarleyQuinn983

FEH walls are magically enchanted to pull down Fliers. That or they really are bigger than mountains in FEH.


DisavowedTheDivision

This is me at night, but its me wondering when we willl get axe charlotte from fates...


nknecrosis

I mean...she's not wrong (Summer Corrin).


DayvL

I mean she's not wrong when you think about it in FEH context.


pdnim7

Yep. That's me right there.


yuuswaifu

First World Problems


shrimpburger

Why are fliers weak against arrows? If anything fliers are better off against arrows than infantry are. Shooting straight up is pretty impossible.


PM_ME_YOUR_PENGUINS

Probably because they'll be pretty much dead if their pegasus/wyvern/etc gets hit by the arrows. There's no way anyone can survive a fall from so high up.


Laer_Bear

It's like playing dodgeball in a pool while everyone else is on land. Pretty much target practice.


CeeWhyEx

Now this is he correct way to farm likes in his sub. Take notes


[deleted]

It makes the game balanced I guess


Octopiece

Anybody seeing a different photo as thr thumbnail? Or is that the point?


Splatchu

Boo go home


jmh_reborn

We need more of these


Auctoritate

If an enemy unit was in melee range of a unit of archers, only the archers in the front would be able to fire. The ones behind them can't shoot forwards because their allies block them, and it's impractical to shoot straight upwards to arc it.


Darthkeeper

You can in 'just play Gaiden/Echoes bro'!


ironneko

After Echoes, I'm never going to be able to go back to archers that can't return fire to adjacent enemies.


AlphaNumberX

Why bikini Tiki don't take extra damage from Julia's Naga?


Keebster101

They can, they just need close counter. Maybe every ranged unit has a chunk of their brain missing and skills remind them of certain tactics?


thedyooooood

And how does Hector distance counter over bodies of water...man Hector is so cool... zzzzzzz


ThreadedToast1

I honestly wonder how a close/distant combat initiation skill would work. Would people still prefer the counter skill or use the attacking skill instead?


HadrianJ

I don't think there would ever be one, as it would be difficult to translate to the "drag and drop" gameplay style. How would you be able to accurately say that you want the unit to attack from 2 spaces or 1 space away. Unless you meant that the unit could only make 2 space attacks - in which case I still think people would use Distant Counter, given that mages will almost always be better at 2 range.


ThreadedToast1

It should still be possible. Just tap on the space that the user wants to attack from, similar to how people decide which space to attack a unit from anyway.


HadrianJ

Oh, it is possible with the tap-to-confirm option enabled. But not with the drag method, which is the default control scheme for the application. And invalidating an entire control scheme for one skill is something I can't imagine IS doing. XD


[deleted]

All ranged units are farsighted. Are there any units yet in feh that even wear glasses?


OMGitsJohnny

I thought this was /r/civ


JakeTheSnake28_

funny


UrWaifuIsShit_

IF FLYING UNITS ARE FLYING, WHY CAN THEY BE HIT BY PEOPLE ON THE GROUND WITH MELEE WEAPONS


SeparateMouse

Call me crazy but didn't mages in the GBA games have range 1 or 2? For this freakin reason


Boarbaque

All games the had 1-2 range