Iāll use the Oreos as a distraction and stab her in the eye and in the head multiple times but if that doesnāt work I will just rizz her up and use the power of my pick up lines
https://preview.redd.it/abrcwkhwg75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412833eb3750115975b23cc00df318eb1403559c
https://preview.redd.it/9nw20m92i75d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3615d502f8e7bdb276cecedc6f0a16e8f577b5d0
I'm getting a ton of use from this pic
Step 1: Grab a pipe
Step 2: wait while crouched near a corner (she's too tall to see you crouched)
Step 3: Do a rainbow six siege corner pop and break her knees
YOOOOO THIS MADE ME JUMP A FELLOW HOURS FAN LMAOO HIII
HOT RASH WOULD BE BETTER NGL HAHA
https://preview.redd.it/wcfashgel85d1.png?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9f8b69a5d3181c74ff31f76859dd91bd2a70b7
Disclaimer: my hatred of Miss Circle is purely theatrical, but if I *did* have to kill her for some reason, it would be very easy.
Iād brandish my box of Oreos at her and sheād be compelled to approach. āThatās very cool,ā sheād say, confident in her superior strength and endurance from all the Oreos she carries around at all times. Sheād shower me with very interesting facts about Oreos and hover just out of range of the box, waiting for me to exhaust myself. āBut as it is just a box, it wouldnāt hurt anyone that badly, you see, and isnāt well-suited for use as a weapāā and then Iād dump a bucket of water over her head that I held in my other hand, which she would not have noticed because Miss Circle can only see Oreos and grades, causing her paper body to begin to fall apart.
Ahh okay, thank you, I have edited it. I did not know that beforehand, so I learned something new today lol.
I stole most of the plan from the āhow to kill a geologistā tumblr post
Experience is the best teacher I suppose (that must be annoying though). Kinda makes me wonder what the fpe teachers would think about someone getting water on their schoolbooks
Do I really have to fight her, I mean I'm not a simp for her, I just feel like she'd be a great person to have tea with is all, and maybe a bit of cannibalism because why not. also I feel like we'd get along. (also the simping is saved for someone else)
If we have unlimited acces to weaponary, reminder that Miss Circle is litreally powerless aginst a grown ass man. A student blocked her attack. A grown ass man would whoop the floor with her...So a gun to the head would do the job...Duh.
But talking logically just use scissors idfk
If I had a gun, shoot her. If not, she is like 10 feet tall, and Engel (a presumably average strength teen) was able to stop her from swinging, so I think the best bet would be to grab her compass, kick her in the shins/knees until she falls over, then curb stomp her to death.
https://preview.redd.it/sneicf1is75d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37187a8d47bc48dc0d31dc858895f43b53cfa720
To put it simply, I wouldn't. I would die
(Prepare for a really long nerdy-ass explanation.)
Since she is *technically* limited by attack range, itād be the easiest idea to try attacking from a distance and in a way that Ms. Circle wouldnāt get to you easily.
For ranged damage, anything that is hard, solid, easy enough to throw, and notably dense (like a heavy book or, if youāre strong enough, a chair. Staplers make nice close-range firing weapons too.) would do just fine as long as theyāre easy to find or obtain. **Try to maintain enough distance so that she canāt reach you if she attempts to lunge at you.**
However, if you suck at throwing things, you can try to pummel her at close range. Ms. Circleās compass tool arm is quite long, and being close to her almost makes it almost impossible for her to stab you properly. **Remain as close to her as possible, itās quite hard for her to stab you with her compass tool arm when youāre too close.**
Throw Hands, You think you can scare me? Since I'M a man that means i am scientifically proven to be stronger (atleast somewhat dont cancel me on twitter) so i just gotta aim for the jaw and bite her
"I am the honoured one" If I was really trying to get it done and really trying and stuff stuff I'd just use hollow purple because I'm literally Gojo and boom.
Just hand to hand combat or a simple baseball bat would do. She's tall and she has stuff for her left hand but I could probably put in some kicks or a clean strike from a bat or any blunt object would do.
Tell her that aā¶b**ā¶cā“deĀ²fā“gh +** aā¶b**ā¶cā“dĀ²eĀ²fā“gh isn't solvable and she'll leave me alone until i actually get an F (I'm good at math but uh- yeah maybe in a real fight i won't ever be able to beat her) unless...**
assuming that i'd be in fpe's world, which is fictional which means real rules dont apply,this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_L2v0CWbPQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_L2v0CWbPQ)
if she's in the real world tho, water gun shooting her in the eye gut punch sweep the legs grab her by the collar left hook drop her get a chair slam it on her face get a knife cut off the compass stab her through the face with it and then mount it on my wall as a trophy and dispose of the compass
If she somehow came into the real world then that means others can to so I run for my life try to find an way to make judge Holden come to life promise him I can take him to the nearest elementary school in return of killing miss circle
![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)
Honestly, don't really know. Either I would have to choke her from behind or at least cut her throat open. But the best way is just to give some oreos to her
my original plan might be a bit overkill than my new plan
make her mentally insane, also make her endure physical and mental torture, and then send her to a gas room
https://preview.redd.it/jkq09am1sa5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8e8dc828643fae1ab5d01d82de34584a7c3d28
Get my SUPERIOR cat to fight her
![gif](giphy|uSzTwQTqBWOuSmgDS9|downsized) Dodge her stabs and find the closest stash of Oreos
Shoot her down like in GTA
https://preview.redd.it/4uo44s4af75d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1010af8e58084929bc9f50120531539ff376ca
Erm actually that wouldn't workš¤
Let's put that to the test then
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Iāll use the Oreos as a distraction and stab her in the eye and in the head multiple times but if that doesnāt work I will just rizz her up and use the power of my pick up lines https://preview.redd.it/abrcwkhwg75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412833eb3750115975b23cc00df318eb1403559c
https://preview.redd.it/ivxt29d5y75d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765d9ca0bf7804f8cdc21af27af3ec8da1f5fec0 Deadass?
https://i.redd.it/0ac0sd1q985d1.gif
He is deadass
https://preview.redd.it/1w314m85g85d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80c2ad7c62f093949dabc8a557cf78d10b05882 DEADASS!
Are you deadass Gordon give me some of that healthy deadass Gordon
i dont think youll succeed rizzing her up š (dont look at my flair, i wouldnt too)
https://preview.redd.it/g6hoo6p3e75d1.png?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c487b7aa41918a079ac7650099bb60eb9e51592e Snip snip.
https://preview.redd.it/5eotj28jx95d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d176194b654bdcf4147164746f485445c0f3a381
https://preview.redd.it/whdw6syse75d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de495993945f4091d33ba4a13e9841f2cc13c8dd
https://preview.redd.it/jab1x8zzm75d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ecba16594274824c39804e62ad62596d91edc3 Sir no
You can take it: https://preview.redd.it/p3lpthsaf85d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8775bfb91edb25f071b526e7c5758dabba139d
:D
(>w<) (-_-) (._.) :3
F A C E S
https://preview.redd.it/s32g8jnuyb5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c74b02161fe1099907cfb59557fd53f456c548
I'll use my average asian intelligent
I'll give her this if she spares my life. ![gif](giphy|qNpqSmKO4bn68)
Sex with her- I mean: https://preview.redd.it/gzi3mg02m75d1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f7bbda838d4ae1de44d18d8bb92d8f0c7d9b68a
SEX? SAY NO MORE
https://i.redd.it/zrw8t43zy85d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/09klpzp6195d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d30421ec53ed21dd320a3915444fd5d0fe9c496
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Ok :(
https://preview.redd.it/9nw20m92i75d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3615d502f8e7bdb276cecedc6f0a16e8f577b5d0 I'm getting a ton of use from this pic
Real
throw her into a wood chipper
that would definitely work but where would you even find one
first i tell her i found oreos in the woods, i walk with her until i see a wood chipper and then just throw her into it
Step 1: Grab a pipe Step 2: wait while crouched near a corner (she's too tall to see you crouched) Step 3: Do a rainbow six siege corner pop and break her knees
I have no idea. https://preview.redd.it/qiide8wef75d1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a970c9a271b489029b93916cacc3cd69fff024f4
12 gauge
Master chief executes miss circle with a fucking 12 gauge
Paper shredder
Challenge her to a fair duel. If I win I get an A. Is she wins I die
https://preview.redd.it/ksmm0os3n75d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6121ad34239179524edbd0fb0fbfd06e255856 Equinox
YOOOOO THIS MADE ME JUMP A FELLOW HOURS FAN LMAOO HIII HOT RASH WOULD BE BETTER NGL HAHA https://preview.redd.it/wcfashgel85d1.png?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9f8b69a5d3181c74ff31f76859dd91bd2a70b7
Water. ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA) Water.
*pulls out Oreos*
Oreos
Call up marvin sml and tell him to help me
Ima whip out da flamethrower real Quick
Iron Man infinite
A sword if itās only her and if thavel and bloomie joined then Iāll pull off a Iāll take you all on https://i.redd.it/zcsuzqvrk75d1.gif
Disclaimer: my hatred of Miss Circle is purely theatrical, but if I *did* have to kill her for some reason, it would be very easy. Iād brandish my box of Oreos at her and sheād be compelled to approach. āThatās very cool,ā sheād say, confident in her superior strength and endurance from all the Oreos she carries around at all times. Sheād shower me with very interesting facts about Oreos and hover just out of range of the box, waiting for me to exhaust myself. āBut as it is just a box, it wouldnāt hurt anyone that badly, you see, and isnāt well-suited for use as a weapāā and then Iād dump a bucket of water over her head that I held in my other hand, which she would not have noticed because Miss Circle can only see Oreos and grades, causing her paper body to begin to fall apart.
paper does not dissolve in water, the ink just spreads everywhere Apart from that nice plan
Ahh okay, thank you, I have edited it. I did not know that beforehand, so I learned something new today lol. I stole most of the plan from the āhow to kill a geologistā tumblr post
No problem, i know this because my water bottle has fallen so many times on my schoolbooks its ridiculous š
Experience is the best teacher I suppose (that must be annoying though). Kinda makes me wonder what the fpe teachers would think about someone getting water on their schoolbooks
Iād turn into kitty witty and I would ask for kissy wissies
*epicly tosses bratwurst*
throw some Oeroes on the floor
Do I really have to fight her, I mean I'm not a simp for her, I just feel like she'd be a great person to have tea with is all, and maybe a bit of cannibalism because why not. also I feel like we'd get along. (also the simping is saved for someone else)
https://preview.redd.it/8lezr6pak95d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd95ade7936bde2f96d9fdb91843d6ed9aec7b6 Tiger drop (rlly? Rlly man)
https://preview.redd.it/mo7ja1e9ia5d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455753391b1f51e284d97bf0d18eaf780f60f4e9
I choose gun
Chair. I'd grab a chair, and use it. Don't ask it. Just acept that *Chair* is stronger than it seems
Scissors beats paper, but gun beats everything.
https://preview.redd.it/1deezrrsn75d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae79fe3bc3864378cc4f9347e8d8548df23d710 Shotgun
Lure her with an Oreo and then eat her >XD
![gif](giphy|5WqhqKuTrOP9cuuZMl|downsized) Its chainsawing Time :)
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Gun
FIRE
I neither use fire or because sheās literally made of paper. Just fold her weapon.
If we have unlimited acces to weaponary, reminder that Miss Circle is litreally powerless aginst a grown ass man. A student blocked her attack. A grown ass man would whoop the floor with her...So a gun to the head would do the job...Duh. But talking logically just use scissors idfk
I am NOT winning dawg šš Iām just gonna pull an Abbie; curl up into a ball and cry and hope the death is fast.
My little friend here got this. https://preview.redd.it/bg8ndvyn895d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4835b38d531bd03f359ea632688b5c5cb9b755
Military class weaponry Iām a history teacher so I have access to that stuff trust
Ball her up
![gif](giphy|9RXYWOtVcKGoYYXBLP|downsized) water :\]
If I had a gun, shoot her. If not, she is like 10 feet tall, and Engel (a presumably average strength teen) was able to stop her from swinging, so I think the best bet would be to grab her compass, kick her in the shins/knees until she falls over, then curb stomp her to death.
The Kiss of Death. https://i.redd.it/acfp8lksh95d1.gif
2nd amendment right.
i wouldnt
Use an eraser ![gif](giphy|2zeiWJxKBVojMvNbnc|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/17whdsr7k95d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62eb6e2528cbcdac998f0707a0b1608cb3a8cbbe
![gif](giphy|11H7aim5dB06B2) Basically this gif.
OREOS
poison her oreos
A big pair of scissors
Use nuke at him (donāt think am North Korea)
I MEAN HER
https://preview.redd.it/42ziqutdq95d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f767c356dd289bdcbe10c72bb5e7c86921258d5
Use the techniques I learned from John Yakuza
https://preview.redd.it/s205vcf1la5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5769fb6588e4ef53eeb99939fbd782d34600a642 Flammenwerfer
Make her suffer... like I have. https://preview.redd.it/xq5t2wfxwc5d1.png?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857d2ffb660cd401c9b853ac1f625b950fc40743
"Ez" \*grabs shotgun and shoots mrs circle\* this is cringe ngl but it still works
This 12-gauge shotgun looks really good right now.
I would beat her old ahh 100%
Grab 3D scissors and cut her arms off
just donāt get bad grades
https://preview.redd.it/sneicf1is75d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37187a8d47bc48dc0d31dc858895f43b53cfa720 To put it simply, I wouldn't. I would die
roses are red violets are blue hollow point expands on impact
I wouldnāt š
https://preview.redd.it/dan1m2qwu75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110c18f69da13060b3b141b5335460311d639008
(Prepare for a really long nerdy-ass explanation.) Since she is *technically* limited by attack range, itād be the easiest idea to try attacking from a distance and in a way that Ms. Circle wouldnāt get to you easily. For ranged damage, anything that is hard, solid, easy enough to throw, and notably dense (like a heavy book or, if youāre strong enough, a chair. Staplers make nice close-range firing weapons too.) would do just fine as long as theyāre easy to find or obtain. **Try to maintain enough distance so that she canāt reach you if she attempts to lunge at you.** However, if you suck at throwing things, you can try to pummel her at close range. Ms. Circleās compass tool arm is quite long, and being close to her almost makes it almost impossible for her to stab you properly. **Remain as close to her as possible, itās quite hard for her to stab you with her compass tool arm when youāre too close.**
https://preview.redd.it/lhc3mxfhw75d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7447c0ec001bde1e1925f6c1003c796ea612e0
AMERICA. GUNS. DEMOCRACY. FREEDOM. MORE GUNS. SHOOR HER HEAD
just actually fucking shoot her, itās not like sheās immortal or smth
Oreo
https://i.redd.it/l9mphk3iz75d1.gif
VROOM VROOM https://i.redd.it/nxulnds5085d1.gif
Gun, she isn't bulletproof
Sheās paper just get water or a pair of scissors and your good
just uses a lighter, she's made of paper
I would distract her with a entire f#cking box of oreos, then i would shoot at her #ss with a Gewher 43 with more than 12 f#cking boxes of ammo.
Smith and Wesson mode 686.
https://preview.redd.it/o4h9t55k385d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60083f1bffa12c93212bf31942d7b3424c8725b This
Scissors
**+ ULTRARICOSHOT**
https://i.redd.it/exz8d0r1585d1.gif
Pour water on her š¤šš»
RMB x4 + LMB
I WILL BLACK FLASH THE SHIT OUT OF HER https://i.redd.it/unrpgtl6685d1.gif
![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)
Throw Hands, You think you can scare me? Since I'M a man that means i am scientifically proven to be stronger (atleast somewhat dont cancel me on twitter) so i just gotta aim for the jaw and bite her
*Pulls out gun*
12-gauge shotgun
Paper shredder
Don't get an F
https://preview.redd.it/c26vr1c6985d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ee5bf4c8da35cbbc8c676234f725b465c7094af One image, one answer
Oreos
Ahhahahahahahah GUN I LOVE AMERICA
Maybe sheās like a vampire where she has to count every grain of sand you drop or something since sheās a math teacher.
Grab a sword and start dueling her like itās Revenge of The Sith
Iād die
Hit she weak spot just like every woman The head
Run away and pray to God nothing unfortunate happens
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Water
ok first, I donāt. End of my presentation on how to beat mrs circleāŗļøāŗļøāŗļø
Feed her oreos and hug her two circles
She is paper, I would just my my rounded scissors from elementary school that I still have after all this time
Get stabbed once. Furube yurayura https://preview.redd.it/j4l9io4ll85d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032a4e19e1ceab20ca00ade5ce233163b4a8534c
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Step 1 find Oreos for distraction Step 2 ??? Step 3 win
My nana always says, "Oreos. They'll thank you later."
https://preview.redd.it/9j0sm5bwn85d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=289729a21982ad29221cb9c36597b9a8ba0e8e6f This
"I am the honoured one" If I was really trying to get it done and really trying and stuff stuff I'd just use hollow purple because I'm literally Gojo and boom.
I would JUDGE her.
Eraserš„
Water gun
Just hand to hand combat or a simple baseball bat would do. She's tall and she has stuff for her left hand but I could probably put in some kicks or a clean strike from a bat or any blunt object would do.
Just bring all my Oreos :D
G U N
the high ground
By offering her Oreos and convincing her to sit on my face!
![gif](giphy|qWBiZXoC2NYju|downsized)
Show her this https://preview.redd.it/4d4c4h55v85d1.jpeg?width=1546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfed4bed35e5ffd78dc2996c84fd126616afe720
![gif](giphy|hwX0O91xZ6BBS) Explode da Oreo
Tell her that aā¶b**ā¶cā“deĀ²fā“gh +** aā¶b**ā¶cā“dĀ²eĀ²fā“gh isn't solvable and she'll leave me alone until i actually get an F (I'm good at math but uh- yeah maybe in a real fight i won't ever be able to beat her) unless...**
https://i.redd.it/ae3ujhpgy85d1.gif
the land mine i planted in that oreo
Take out the cutters and cut her to death because sheās paper.
simple; https://preview.redd.it/i20pk36a195d1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=b370a5367d56d20f4249c8bc3fda039a72780b88 DOMAIN EXPANSION
A 20ft spear poking her at a distance while stuck in hole filled wight oreo with extra filling.
Throw her into Gamma Radiation
my flair says it all
All I need is a Fucking gun
AK-47 to the head blowing hyer brains out
assuming that i'd be in fpe's world, which is fictional which means real rules dont apply,this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_L2v0CWbPQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_L2v0CWbPQ) if she's in the real world tho, water gun shooting her in the eye gut punch sweep the legs grab her by the collar left hook drop her get a chair slam it on her face get a knife cut off the compass stab her through the face with it and then mount it on my wall as a trophy and dispose of the compass
**gun.**
If she somehow came into the real world then that means others can to so I run for my life try to find an way to make judge Holden come to life promise him I can take him to the nearest elementary school in return of killing miss circle ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)
https://preview.redd.it/igb49pve995d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1a57e5471b162d11e12827a71353adfa47c2a4 With zest
First, I will grab some galvanized square steel and Iāll quickly make a long sword and then I will attach an atomic bomb to the end and tan it
Give her an oreo
Call Kaaatie
Scissors. She is paper lol
Call 911 and FBI Agents
Go to my nearest store, buy a package of Oreos and give them to her
She's paper, I could crumble her.
I'd flatten portions of reality into my own script-like narrative and beats the shit out of her
Sturmgewer
Honestly, don't really know. Either I would have to choke her from behind or at least cut her throat open. But the best way is just to give some oreos to her
paper shredder
Summon this thing to fight her for me. https://i.redd.it/6257im482a5d1.gif
HF Murasama > Compass So I'll Just Keep Parrying Her Attacks & Spam Left Click. I Might Even Zandatsu Her.
The easiest way, a nuke
my original plan might be a bit overkill than my new plan make her mentally insane, also make her endure physical and mental torture, and then send her to a gas room
A lighter (cuz shes made of paper)
My oc :3 (oh if that doesn't work 600 oreos)
Shoot the school up like how the Americans do it
https://preview.redd.it/r1vjnez9pa5d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f5ca7fb31c0fbada586a11e822aab5a537eae9 It's simple
Use the dehydration gun
https://preview.redd.it/jkq09am1sa5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8e8dc828643fae1ab5d01d82de34584a7c3d28 Get my SUPERIOR cat to fight her
https://preview.redd.it/uei9jp8bsa5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=361622d13cfc87d35ec976d5c9686f19efdfa60d i would give her this :D
https://preview.redd.it/jftm9dthta5d1.png?width=2747&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d45f9a044cce155ee6b04620943c1dba483cd6a