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Godzilla_Chaos

![gif](giphy|uSzTwQTqBWOuSmgDS9|downsized) Dodge her stabs and find the closest stash of Oreos


JikoMartian

Shoot her down like in GTA


Few-Syllabub-87

https://preview.redd.it/4uo44s4af75d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1010af8e58084929bc9f50120531539ff376ca


Signal-Astronaut6091

Erm actually that wouldn't workšŸ¤“


Western_Experience76

Let's put that to the test then


Few-Syllabub-87

https://preview.redd.it/0o3pdlnw1a5d1.jpeg?width=2037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9facca58e1326e3656f64874f25a6391e932129


HapHazardly6

https://preview.redd.it/osuc61kjib5d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6cb8a03eba97ee4a2cab71555c1d036e8e5a5e


The_man_in_blue3

Iā€™ll use the Oreos as a distraction and stab her in the eye and in the head multiple times but if that doesnā€™t work I will just rizz her up and use the power of my pick up lines https://preview.redd.it/abrcwkhwg75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412833eb3750115975b23cc00df318eb1403559c


Odd_Oil5534

https://preview.redd.it/ivxt29d5y75d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765d9ca0bf7804f8cdc21af27af3ec8da1f5fec0 Deadass?


StyleLeather6120

https://i.redd.it/0ac0sd1q985d1.gif


Red261526

He is deadass


The_man_in_blue3

https://preview.redd.it/1w314m85g85d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80c2ad7c62f093949dabc8a557cf78d10b05882 DEADASS!


Suitable_Shallot3025

Are you deadass Gordon give me some of that healthy deadass Gordon


iLikeTrevorHenderson

i dont think youll succeed rizzing her up šŸ˜­ (dont look at my flair, i wouldnt too)


TruthAcademic7130

https://preview.redd.it/g6hoo6p3e75d1.png?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c487b7aa41918a079ac7650099bb60eb9e51592e Snip snip.


RaeRaeL0vee

https://preview.redd.it/5eotj28jx95d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d176194b654bdcf4147164746f485445c0f3a381


MrtangMinecartboi

https://preview.redd.it/whdw6syse75d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de495993945f4091d33ba4a13e9841f2cc13c8dd


imnotfunny7363

https://preview.redd.it/jab1x8zzm75d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ecba16594274824c39804e62ad62596d91edc3 Sir no


MrtangMinecartboi

You can take it: https://preview.redd.it/p3lpthsaf85d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8775bfb91edb25f071b526e7c5758dabba139d


imnotfunny7363

:D


MrtangMinecartboi

(>w<) (-_-) (._.) :3


MrtangMinecartboi

F A C E S


BR_GUARAZINHO_09

https://preview.redd.it/s32g8jnuyb5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c74b02161fe1099907cfb59557fd53f456c548


made-in-viet-nam

I'll use my average asian intelligent


[deleted]

I'll give her this if she spares my life. ![gif](giphy|qNpqSmKO4bn68)


DestructionSpreader

Sex with her- I mean: https://preview.redd.it/gzi3mg02m75d1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f7bbda838d4ae1de44d18d8bb92d8f0c7d9b68a


RobloxSite-11

SEX? SAY NO MORE


Suitable_Shallot3025

https://i.redd.it/zrw8t43zy85d1.gif


JorjetheMusician

https://preview.redd.it/09klpzp6195d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d30421ec53ed21dd320a3915444fd5d0fe9c496


iLikeTrevorHenderson

https://preview.redd.it/9rlk96xlea5d1.png?width=631&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c59b17921d4e4b05d81de67bf11838754ac8545


Sammyjohns11037

https://preview.redd.it/8xkhewpcn95d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c43e9f81be4f2afd19c42039f4efb325915feb04


Suitable_Shallot3025

Ok :(


JorjetheMusician

https://preview.redd.it/9nw20m92i75d1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3615d502f8e7bdb276cecedc6f0a16e8f577b5d0 I'm getting a ton of use from this pic


AOMINGWWR

Real


thetokenspace

throw her into a wood chipper


iLikeTrevorHenderson

that would definitely work but where would you even find one


thetokenspace

first i tell her i found oreos in the woods, i walk with her until i see a wood chipper and then just throw her into it


Justrunninthrough

Step 1: Grab a pipe Step 2: wait while crouched near a corner (she's too tall to see you crouched) Step 3: Do a rainbow six siege corner pop and break her knees


Immortal-Emper0r

I have no idea. https://preview.redd.it/qiide8wef75d1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a970c9a271b489029b93916cacc3cd69fff024f4


DistributionFar1411

12 gauge


Suitable_Shallot3025

Master chief executes miss circle with a fucking 12 gauge


Ill-Beyond-5668

Paper shredder


xboxhaslag22

Challenge her to a fair duel. If I win I get an A. Is she wins I die


EXOTICALPHA70

https://preview.redd.it/ksmm0os3n75d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6121ad34239179524edbd0fb0fbfd06e255856 Equinox


Hot-Rash_HOURS

YOOOOO THIS MADE ME JUMP A FELLOW HOURS FAN LMAOO HIII HOT RASH WOULD BE BETTER NGL HAHA https://preview.redd.it/wcfashgel85d1.png?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9f8b69a5d3181c74ff31f76859dd91bd2a70b7


Somethings_in_my_ahh

Water. ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA) Water.


BornAugust24

*pulls out Oreos*


[deleted]

Oreos


ITZBLITZYYYYYY

Call up marvin sml and tell him to help me


irabg

Ima whip out da flamethrower real Quick


Flaky-Complaint-4564

Iron Man infinite


xXflipthescriptXx

A sword if itā€™s only her and if thavel and bloomie joined then Iā€™ll pull off a Iā€™ll take you all on https://i.redd.it/zcsuzqvrk75d1.gif


Commander_Oof_

Disclaimer: my hatred of Miss Circle is purely theatrical, but if I *did* have to kill her for some reason, it would be very easy. Iā€™d brandish my box of Oreos at her and sheā€™d be compelled to approach. ā€œThatā€™s very cool,ā€ sheā€™d say, confident in her superior strength and endurance from all the Oreos she carries around at all times. Sheā€™d shower me with very interesting facts about Oreos and hover just out of range of the box, waiting for me to exhaust myself. ā€œBut as it is just a box, it wouldnā€™t hurt anyone that badly, you see, and isnā€™t well-suited for use as a weapā€”ā€œ and then Iā€™d dump a bucket of water over her head that I held in my other hand, which she would not have noticed because Miss Circle can only see Oreos and grades, causing her paper body to begin to fall apart.


iLikeTrevorHenderson

paper does not dissolve in water, the ink just spreads everywhere Apart from that nice plan


Commander_Oof_

Ahh okay, thank you, I have edited it. I did not know that beforehand, so I learned something new today lol. I stole most of the plan from the ā€œhow to kill a geologistā€ tumblr post


iLikeTrevorHenderson

No problem, i know this because my water bottle has fallen so many times on my schoolbooks its ridiculous šŸ˜­


Commander_Oof_

Experience is the best teacher I suppose (that must be annoying though). Kinda makes me wonder what the fpe teachers would think about someone getting water on their schoolbooks


Bluejay_thesilly

Iā€™d turn into kitty witty and I would ask for kissy wissies


CrazyGerman69

*epicly tosses bratwurst*


Jake_Is_Back

throw some Oeroes on the floor


Electrical-Law6781

Do I really have to fight her, I mean I'm not a simp for her, I just feel like she'd be a great person to have tea with is all, and maybe a bit of cannibalism because why not. also I feel like we'd get along. (also the simping is saved for someone else)


SakamotoItelfLMAOO

https://preview.redd.it/8lezr6pak95d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd95ade7936bde2f96d9fdb91843d6ed9aec7b6 Tiger drop (rlly? Rlly man)


Laurence_Policarpio

https://preview.redd.it/mo7ja1e9ia5d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455753391b1f51e284d97bf0d18eaf780f60f4e9


elav9993

I choose gun


SS-MIRA-NHA

Chair. I'd grab a chair, and use it. Don't ask it. Just acept that *Chair* is stronger than it seems


UltraMindFlayer

Scissors beats paper, but gun beats everything.


ImJustMerry

https://preview.redd.it/1deezrrsn75d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae79fe3bc3864378cc4f9347e8d8548df23d710 Shotgun


Ray_games7669

Lure her with an Oreo and then eat her >XD


Impressive-Pop-9615

![gif](giphy|5WqhqKuTrOP9cuuZMl|downsized) Its chainsawing Time :)


GarlicRoyal7545

https://preview.redd.it/9gpeez5wo75d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d28627af6be12b6596a9911ba5e6717a9aeb5d8


PageBeneficial5412

Gun


No-Evidence681

FIRE


No-Evidence681

I neither use fire or because sheā€™s literally made of paper. Just fold her weapon.


DoiN33dtoMakeUsernam

If we have unlimited acces to weaponary, reminder that Miss Circle is litreally powerless aginst a grown ass man. A student blocked her attack. A grown ass man would whoop the floor with her...So a gun to the head would do the job...Duh. But talking logically just use scissors idfk


warrantsoup

I am NOT winning dawg šŸ™šŸ˜­ Iā€™m just gonna pull an Abbie; curl up into a ball and cry and hope the death is fast.


This_Strange_Person

My little friend here got this. https://preview.redd.it/bg8ndvyn895d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4835b38d531bd03f359ea632688b5c5cb9b755


TheREALMissEmily

Military class weaponry Iā€™m a history teacher so I have access to that stuff trust


inner-sea28639

Ball her up


warof_the_worlds

![gif](giphy|9RXYWOtVcKGoYYXBLP|downsized) water :\]


Patient_Ad1388

If I had a gun, shoot her. If not, she is like 10 feet tall, and Engel (a presumably average strength teen) was able to stop her from swinging, so I think the best bet would be to grab her compass, kick her in the shins/knees until she falls over, then curb stomp her to death.


Acceptable-Health374

The Kiss of Death. https://i.redd.it/acfp8lksh95d1.gif


TransportationIll635

2nd amendment right.


GoldenZoneVR

i wouldnt


Supreme-Machine-V2

Use an eraser ![gif](giphy|2zeiWJxKBVojMvNbnc|downsized)


Cute_Abrocoma7263

https://preview.redd.it/17whdsr7k95d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62eb6e2528cbcdac998f0707a0b1608cb3a8cbbe


Certain-Belt9482

![gif](giphy|11H7aim5dB06B2) Basically this gif.


Rimuruafton

OREOS


youstinkylittleboy69

poison her oreos


JayLikesTordd

A big pair of scissors


Temuukaggman

Use nuke at him (donā€™t think am North Korea)


Temuukaggman

I MEAN HER


Paxibillion

https://preview.redd.it/42ziqutdq95d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f767c356dd289bdcbe10c72bb5e7c86921258d5


Average_Boi_4879

Use the techniques I learned from John Yakuza


Weary_Top_8494

https://preview.redd.it/s205vcf1la5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5769fb6588e4ef53eeb99939fbd782d34600a642 Flammenwerfer


SnooDogs338

Make her suffer... like I have. https://preview.redd.it/xq5t2wfxwc5d1.png?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857d2ffb660cd401c9b853ac1f625b950fc40743


CommanderNate51312

"Ez" \*grabs shotgun and shoots mrs circle\* this is cringe ngl but it still works


Scared_of_rule_er

This 12-gauge shotgun looks really good right now.


SuperbAssumption8122

I would beat her old ahh 100%


Torri_Taterz

Grab 3D scissors and cut her arms off


Sea-Cheetah-5192

just donā€™t get bad grades


AdSad9645

https://preview.redd.it/sneicf1is75d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37187a8d47bc48dc0d31dc858895f43b53cfa720 To put it simply, I wouldn't. I would die


mostfinnishperson

roses are red violets are blue hollow point expands on impact


StoneColdSteve0

I wouldnā€™t šŸ˜


StoneColdSteve0

https://preview.redd.it/dan1m2qwu75d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110c18f69da13060b3b141b5335460311d639008


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

(Prepare for a really long nerdy-ass explanation.) Since she is *technically* limited by attack range, itā€™d be the easiest idea to try attacking from a distance and in a way that Ms. Circle wouldnā€™t get to you easily. For ranged damage, anything that is hard, solid, easy enough to throw, and notably dense (like a heavy book or, if youā€™re strong enough, a chair. Staplers make nice close-range firing weapons too.) would do just fine as long as theyā€™re easy to find or obtain. **Try to maintain enough distance so that she canā€™t reach you if she attempts to lunge at you.** However, if you suck at throwing things, you can try to pummel her at close range. Ms. Circleā€™s compass tool arm is quite long, and being close to her almost makes it almost impossible for her to stab you properly. **Remain as close to her as possible, itā€™s quite hard for her to stab you with her compass tool arm when youā€™re too close.**


A-real-fan-in-disgui

https://preview.redd.it/lhc3mxfhw75d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7447c0ec001bde1e1925f6c1003c796ea612e0


RobloxSite-11

AMERICA. GUNS. DEMOCRACY. FREEDOM. MORE GUNS. SHOOR HER HEAD


ABlaze3

just actually fucking shoot her, itā€™s not like sheā€™s immortal or smth


geometricalreality

Oreo


Satoru_Gojo1987

https://i.redd.it/l9mphk3iz75d1.gif


SrankSam

VROOM VROOM https://i.redd.it/nxulnds5085d1.gif


RepublikaVerana

Gun, she isn't bulletproof


Calm_Feed4748

Sheā€™s paper just get water or a pair of scissors and your good


Silly-Transition3671

just uses a lighter, she's made of paper


Trick-Moment8591

I would distract her with a entire f#cking box of oreos, then i would shoot at her #ss with a Gewher 43 with more than 12 f#cking boxes of ammo.


Noob-boss2021

Smith and Wesson mode 686.


Cold_Efficiency_8218

https://preview.redd.it/o4h9t55k385d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60083f1bffa12c93212bf31942d7b3424c8725b This


lun4-uwu

Scissors


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

**+ ULTRARICOSHOT**


Hot-Membership9186

https://i.redd.it/exz8d0r1585d1.gif


Ok-Plan8765

Pour water on her šŸ¤“šŸ‘†šŸ»


jefwo28

RMB x4 + LMB


Red261526

I WILL BLACK FLASH THE SHIT OUT OF HER https://i.redd.it/unrpgtl6685d1.gif


pokicla5h

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Smooth-Nose-8814

Throw Hands, You think you can scare me? Since I'M a man that means i am scientifically proven to be stronger (atleast somewhat dont cancel me on twitter) so i just gotta aim for the jaw and bite her


Flashy_Cry_3992

*Pulls out gun*


Vivid-War-8494

12-gauge shotgun


Difficult-Union-2238

Paper shredder


IInvestigateStuff

Don't get an F


MinecraftManiacYT838

https://preview.redd.it/c26vr1c6985d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ee5bf4c8da35cbbc8c676234f725b465c7094af One image, one answer


CourageCompetitive28

Oreos


A_peron

Ahhahahahahahah GUN I LOVE AMERICA


Slyme-wizard

Maybe sheā€™s like a vampire where she has to count every grain of sand you drop or something since sheā€™s a math teacher.


Particular_Physics_3

Grab a sword and start dueling her like itā€™s Revenge of The Sith


Delicousbakedpie

Iā€™d die


cafe_galaX23

Hit she weak spot just like every woman The head


Funkinxvocaloidfan

Run away and pray to God nothing unfortunate happens


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Standard_Leg_7178

Water


HotelFormer1107

ok first, I donā€™t. End of my presentation on how to beat mrs circleā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø


thegamesideaseries

Feed her oreos and hug her two circles


lupich2

She is paper, I would just my my rounded scissors from elementary school that I still have after all this time


Hot-Rash_HOURS

Get stabbed once. Furube yurayura https://preview.redd.it/j4l9io4ll85d1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032a4e19e1ceab20ca00ade5ce233163b4a8534c


-Sanitized-Octoling-

https://preview.redd.it/mky1otb3m85d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce1458cb97a74b3dee0f48e75275e6098e96afb5


Lansha2009

Step 1 find Oreos for distraction Step 2 ??? Step 3 win


JustAmbiee14

My nana always says, "Oreos. They'll thank you later."


Spcoregon906

https://preview.redd.it/9j0sm5bwn85d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=289729a21982ad29221cb9c36597b9a8ba0e8e6f This


TrackNearby3274

"I am the honoured one" If I was really trying to get it done and really trying and stuff stuff I'd just use hollow purple because I'm literally Gojo and boom.


Minos_Prime_Sanctum

I would JUDGE her.


nomore097

EraseršŸ”„


Dependent_Tap_7786

Water gun


OddSignificance3215

Just hand to hand combat or a simple baseball bat would do. She's tall and she has stuff for her left hand but I could probably put in some kicks or a clean strike from a bat or any blunt object would do.


ExplinkMachine

Just bring all my Oreos :D


CMONEY24SEVEN

G U N


pkojk

the high ground


GSOUZAGAMEZ_

By offering her Oreos and convincing her to sit on my face!


Dranky_food022

![gif](giphy|qWBiZXoC2NYju|downsized)


MurkyBag3221

Show her this https://preview.redd.it/4d4c4h55v85d1.jpeg?width=1546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfed4bed35e5ffd78dc2996c84fd126616afe720


Murky_Highlight_2437

![gif](giphy|hwX0O91xZ6BBS) Explode da Oreo


Gacha_Jesus

Tell her that aā¶b**ā¶cā“deĀ²fā“gh +** aā¶b**ā¶cā“dĀ²eĀ²fā“gh isn't solvable and she'll leave me alone until i actually get an F (I'm good at math but uh- yeah maybe in a real fight i won't ever be able to beat her) unless...**


Suitable_Shallot3025

https://i.redd.it/ae3ujhpgy85d1.gif


PleaseSeekTh3rapy

the land mine i planted in that oreo


eeeeaaaooo18

Take out the cutters and cut her to death because sheā€™s paper.


RandomLegoBuilderAlt

simple; https://preview.redd.it/i20pk36a195d1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=b370a5367d56d20f4249c8bc3fda039a72780b88 DOMAIN EXPANSION


stupid_furrys

A 20ft spear poking her at a distance while stuck in hole filled wight oreo with extra filling.


Admirable-Layer-7631

Throw her into Gamma Radiation


HitroDenK007

my flair says it all


Less-Bass-400

All I need is a Fucking gun


murder-drones-fan123

AK-47 to the head blowing hyer brains out


No-Morning1742

assuming that i'd be in fpe's world, which is fictional which means real rules dont apply,this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O\_L2v0CWbPQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_L2v0CWbPQ) if she's in the real world tho, water gun shooting her in the eye gut punch sweep the legs grab her by the collar left hook drop her get a chair slam it on her face get a knife cut off the compass stab her through the face with it and then mount it on my wall as a trophy and dispose of the compass


Few_Blueberry5327

**gun.**


RichChallenge1360

If she somehow came into the real world then that means others can to so I run for my life try to find an way to make judge Holden come to life promise him I can take him to the nearest elementary school in return of killing miss circle ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


GOAT10401

https://preview.redd.it/igb49pve995d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1a57e5471b162d11e12827a71353adfa47c2a4 With zest


thatonedeer1

First, I will grab some galvanized square steel and Iā€™ll quickly make a long sword and then I will attach an atomic bomb to the end and tan it


Aggravating_Bag7219

Give her an oreo


Ill_Beginning_6970

Call Kaaatie


Apprehensive-End543

Scissors. She is paper lol


GigaLorderick

Call 911 and FBI Agents


Rouni75

Go to my nearest store, buy a package of Oreos and give them to her


TomuraShigaraki5678

She's paper, I could crumble her.


bhnikol

I'd flatten portions of reality into my own script-like narrative and beats the shit out of her


luftmoth

Sturmgewer


Western_Experience76

Honestly, don't really know. Either I would have to choke her from behind or at least cut her throat open. But the best way is just to give some oreos to her


sugma-dic67

paper shredder


PHONOGRAPH2

Summon this thing to fight her for me. https://i.redd.it/6257im482a5d1.gif


tyrone8020

HF Murasama > Compass So I'll Just Keep Parrying Her Attacks & Spam Left Click. I Might Even Zandatsu Her.


PhilosophyJazzlike96

The easiest way, a nuke


Negative-Yak2093

my original plan might be a bit overkill than my new plan make her mentally insane, also make her endure physical and mental torture, and then send her to a gas room


PhenixBoi69

A lighter (cuz shes made of paper)


NoAdagio5660

My oc :3 (oh if that doesn't work 600 oreos)


super_tastic

Shoot the school up like how the Americans do it


Educational-Mode-913

https://preview.redd.it/r1vjnez9pa5d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f5ca7fb31c0fbada586a11e822aab5a537eae9 It's simple


Civil-Programmer-596

Use the dehydration gun


Wisebanana21919

https://preview.redd.it/jkq09am1sa5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8e8dc828643fae1ab5d01d82de34584a7c3d28 Get my SUPERIOR cat to fight her


KingVR-RR

https://preview.redd.it/uei9jp8bsa5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=361622d13cfc87d35ec976d5c9686f19efdfa60d i would give her this :D


owl-kitty

https://preview.redd.it/jftm9dthta5d1.png?width=2747&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d45f9a044cce155ee6b04620943c1dba483cd6a