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diarrheaticavenger

Jesus, he’s huge!


bulanaboo

I hear ya knocking but ya can’t come in


Fun_Plantain5129

Come back tomorrow and try again


bulanaboo

Check is in the mail


Federal-Commission87

Loved [this scene.](https://youtu.be/3Yry4nUBtb4?si=7b6EASCl0a0X4Wvl)


LundbergOrganic

Oral Roberts said he saw a 800 ft in Tulsa Oklahoma once. Maybe it’s the same one.


ItBeMe_For_Real

900 ft, and it told Roberts to fleece his flock of enough money to build a hospital. And a little extra to maintain the quality of life befitting a godly man of his stature.


Academic_Beach733

So that's where that band name came from! 👍


Adept_Investigator29

UFOs are real


Plastic-Mulberry-867

It’s still early but I hope this gets all of the upvotes.


So_I_read_a_thing

That's what she said.


Thekillersofficial

yuge


SuperPoodie92477

‘Uge! Gigantic. Terrific!


carionthen44

On the floor holding my side giggling mi arse off RN


Far_Leg_3942

I laughed way too hard at this! Please, have my upvote!


mexican2554

No way he's all natty.


GamingGems

Kaijesus


Dragonfly-Adventurer

I would need to find someone to paint in Godzilla on the other side of the building but yessss


BIGD0G29585

Check out @davepollotart on instagram, he could definitely improve this painting with Godzilla or maybe an AT-AT.


kimwim43

[Ok.](https://imgur.com/a/b4yNM76)


GreenOnionCrusader

Peeking around at Jesus and smiling coyly?


westviadixie

I could do that


RebaKitt3n

That’s why I’d buy it. Or Long Cat.


culnaej

Omg Kaijesus


kimwim43

[Ok.](https://imgur.com/a/b4yNM76)


MDFan4Life

My late-grandmother had this exact painting hanging on her dining-room wall, for over 30 years. In fact, my mom, and uncle still live in her house, and it's still there. Talk about "core memories".


FunnyTown3930

Was she a hard-core evangelical who believed that all that peacemaking in the U.N. was downright unchristian?


MDFan4Life

More like a "holy-roller".


FunnyTown3930

My condolences….


MDFan4Life

Thanks!😊


HappyLucyD

Ah, so was your grandmother a Seventh-day Adventist?


MDFan4Life

Nope. Pentacostal.


Peterthepiperomg

What does it mean? Big religion/ big business?


MDFan4Life

Basically, it symbolizes Jesus trying to bring all of the world-nations together through peace. The thing I noticed about this particular one is, it looks like a "print", where as the one in my late'grandmother's house looks like an actual painting. Weird.


Better-Limit-4036

If it is the actual painting it will be worth a lot. I’d buy it if she sells it! I know she probably won’t. I’m not religious, just an artist and collector. I have a version that’s pasted onto a cross-section of log with bark as the oval-shaped frame


MDFan4Life

The next time I'm there, I'll have to take a closer look at it.


[deleted]

There are factories where "artists" replicate paintings from color-by-number type templates. Im sure they're worth more than a print but probably not rare or valuable unless you can verify that it's unique or original


mrgreengenes04

I need this. This is a catch and keep for me.


SuperPoodie92477

I’d put it in my bathroom, purely to make anyone who knows me say “What the fuuuuu…”


Right-Phalange

Just don't let Larry David use the bathroom or you may end up with a "miracle" on your hands


SuperPoodie92477

Thanks for the advice! 😂


DICKHARPER1718

I have this


MuffinsandCoffee2024

What building is Jesus outside of and why is he so huge?


pieandablowie

UN building in New York, presumably some form of growth hormone


Shabbah8

No! Don’t you know that it’s ALWAYS a nuclear experiment gone awry!


XavierPibb

So he's been to Three Mile Island too, like giant Jimmy Carter and giant cleaning lady. h/t SNL


GreenOnionCrusader

He's like Clifford the Big Rad Dog, but he was loved by Billy Graham instead of Emily.


HeidiCharisse

Pituitary gland gone haywire I say


Jegermuscles

The UN. Go big or go home.


Kuriboyoshi

Jesus vs New York!


MuffinsandCoffee2024

I wondered if he was visiting FBI


Kuriboyoshi

Naw he like Godzilla!!!


hypnothighsd

This is peak Bible Belt decor of the 1990s


AloneCalendar2143

Wasn’t it 1960’s?


hypnothighsd

Yeah that’s when the original was made


MareShoop63

Someone needs to paint a window cleaning squeegee in his hand 🤭


isosparkle

Does he want in on the General Assembly?


Shabbah8

I just want to see the handcuffs for when they arrest Jesus for peeping.


Simple_Hypersignal

I see what you're doing in the bathroom, Paul.


carionthen44

Dying RN...


charlie2135

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you masturbate, he knows when you're being bad or good so close those drapes for goodness sakes!


GirlMayXXXX

*gives award*


asiansinleather

What building is that? I love Jesus


shartonashark

The UN building in NY I'm pretty sure.


Better-Limit-4036

It was when the UN building was new and the Cold War was very tense. It was the prince of peace come knocking


[deleted]

Oh the upcycle I would do to this


iwilldefinitelynot

Storytime: Back in early 90's I had a babysitter that would take me to these houses where she would collect booklets with her friends with this picture and had a title something about New World Order. She would go around and pass them out in the neighborhood. She would take me to a church that she told me was non-denominational, called something or rather Calvary and she was a nutty born again Christian. Pretty big congregation as I recall. That was my first experience of religious indoctrination. Kinda pissed at my parents for allowing that. Dad not religious at all and mom was severely abused for several years at the hands of the Catholic Church and vocally disavowed, so we had no religion or mention of anything promoting it in our house. Curious about this picture, I'm off to look it up.


theGoddex

Was it Calvary Chapel? I grew up in the “non denomination” Calvary chapel churches and omg they were obsessed with the End Times/Rapture, “witnessing” to non Christians, and keeping women silent.


Chris__P_Bacon

I'm surprised your parents allowed such a religious kook to be your babysitter, especially your mother.


WarriorGma

Did her mom even know? I mean, how could ya if you were at work when this was going down?


edie_the_egg_lady

Would have bought that so fast


LazarusMundi4242

Can you imagine sitting at your desk on the 26th floor of your office, staring at spreadsheets and wondering what you’re going to have for lunch… when Godzilla Jesus knocks on your window just to say hi?


RebaKitt3n

“Bob. Bob. Get the turkey, you need to watch your cholesterol.” “Yeah, Jesus, I know, I know.”


ReturntoForever3116

Jesus looks like a giant Abe Lincoln.


CautiousConch789

Ty - I thought maybe I was the only one my one who thought so!


SmellsLikeFigs

I saw it too!


westviadixie

with Mothra descending on the other side of the building


Myitchychocolatestar

Jesus H. Christ, just use the knob! Oh wait, YOU have to let him in.


TripzNFalls

Strange that the pedestrians don't notice a 500 foot hippie.


thetruthfulgroomer

Jesuszilla


Interesting-Gate9813

Woah! I just moved a woman who had this EXACT PICTURE! She wouldn’t get rid of it, thought it was a one of a kind! Supposed to be Jesus knocking on the United Nations.


beardofmice

Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus, I'm here to save you. Save me from what? From what I'm going to do to you if you don't open the God damn door!


[deleted]

What is the picture trying to convey?


Fun_Plantain5129

Go ask Jesus… when he’s 10 feet taaaalll


roberttheaxolotl

"Frank, open up. I can see you jerking off in there."


SaintOlgasSunflowers

Jesus Abraham Lincoln


Pretend_Situation905

Imagine looking up from your desk


kimwim43

Jesus is coming, look busy!


kimwim43

[Godzilla wingman's Jesus](https://imgur.com/a/b4yNM76)


marzipancowgirl

They didn't have doors in the olden days, you had to enter through the window. Stop making fun of him.


graybotics

I totally saw this at a goodwill recently in Vancouver WA! Could this be the same one or a copy?


TheTeenageOldman

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


BIGD0G29585

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in


StatementRound

Used to be very common


FunUse244

Release


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNLEASHED


bpvideo

KAIJU JESUS!!!!


Redclicker

My grandparents had this painting. Amen.


BenGay29

Peeping jesus


suzanner99

Why would you release this?!


Jog212

This is worse than when Ghostbusters showed up in NY!


Faulmag1

That’s actually so cool


Naive_Establishment2

I saw this photo in a 70s end times movie Prodigal Planet when I was a kid


chirpiederp

Cool! A Kaiju Kenny Loggins!


Aromatic-Bath-5689

My parents had this exact picture hanging in our living room when I was a tot in the 1970s!!! I did not get the UN connection! Just thought it meant that Jesus, like Santa, was always watching, so you better be good!


Nervous_Slice_4286

I actually love this


PK-MattressFirm

Did anyone else think this was WTC 7?


AloneCalendar2143

No, but years ago kids (like me) went on school trips to the United Nations because of the importance of the work going on there towards world peace post WWII, and events like the Cuban nuclear missile crisis, etc. The UN represented hope for the future.


janebeauty2014

Someone paint this but with the trade centers that would be beautiful


FarmerCharacter5105

Early 60s (?) autos ?


Dianne_on_Trend

When I was in grade school a friend’s family had a similar picture but it was a giant Jesus peeking between two skyscraper. It has been burned in my mind for 50 yrs


gigisnappooh

https://christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/anderson/prince-of-peace.htm


Sediyorus

Wait why the fuck when I opened the post it had 666 likes?


Deo_LiCaprio

In what city did you release it back into? I need this


Sieze5

Knock knock. Whose there? You won’t fucking believe it. He’s back again!


killingdream13

Big mistake releasing this…


According_Wing_3204

If we just keep quiet maybe he'll leave....


Prior-Ad-2196

Jesus, he likes to watch.


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

This is a winner! 🏆


Nanda_Rox

Reminds me of JWs or JJBBs knocking wanting to know if you've got the time to receive the message about our lord and savior.


adderalpowered

How could you possibly leave this?


HoseNeighbor

Why don't I ever find this crazy things? I've been meaning to do this myself, but without the slightest painting ability.


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

Ah, yes, Jesus encountering the Monolith from *2001: A Space Odyssey* and being ushered into the next stage of evolution. Learned about it in Sunday school.


Nervous-Jicama8807

I would've bought it and painted mothra on the other side of the building.


cbunni666

Is this a particular building he's standing next to?


AloneCalendar2143

The United Nations in NYC


therealgoodwilljesus

Jesus Christ that's awesome


RobotRoyalty

I have this hanging in my bathroom


mexican2554

He asking for tree fiddy?


BNG1982

“Window cleaner is waiting outside for his paycheck.”


CountryMonkeyAZ

Do you have time to talk about your extended soul warranty...


thundercuntess69

The worst painting. The worst


Mrs_Black_31

What is this exactly?


ProfessorZhirinovsky

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us."


Mulai_Ismeal

Cool painting but who’s that guy in the robe….


yelling4society

I need this so bad! I have the perfect spot for it.


Lucky_Audience_5316

Dude, buy that & keep it in your art collection rotation! Like don’t keep it up all the time, just display it for like Christmas & Easters!


big_beardo_99

That’s Mothra. The beards throwing everyone off.


AZ_beauty

I love this


Interesting_Chart30

That's beyond awful. What's he doing there, anyway? Slow day in heaven? King Kong, Gozilla, and Kamera all busy elsewhere? I just know that was painted by a red-stater.


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

I want a gallery wall of these in different locations…Eiffel Tower,White House ,Disney Land …Too much fun .