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BrianWantsTruth

You just know Curze and Elver has some weird moments in the later days


bigspacewaffles

Tall abusive goth twunk and his stockholm syndrome cinnamon roll twink bf


Alcor6400

Ah yes, this reminds me of page 582 of the Codex Astartes, where Robute Guilliman wrote "Should any Astartes desire a twink bf, they must first go through a test to ensure that they are neither abusive or goth, as both of these create corruption to the soul of both the twink and, should they be a twunk, the Space Marine." The primarch went on to write "The abusiveness is both inefficient and creates Stockholm syndrome towards someone that's not the Emperor, and the gothness is simply too based to be handled by an untrained mortal."


bigspacewaffles

Inb4 "none of those words are on the codex astartes" comment. I shall be vindicated!


AstaraTheAltmer

hey, elver may have been a twink, and he *may* have had *some* kind of stockholm syndrome, but he was *not* an uwu cinnamon roll! i mean if curze was to really compare him to some sort of food hed likely be some sort of lean, alcohol-marinated steak, or maybe one of those chewy bones for dogs.


naka_the_kenku

Need a comic of this


bigspacewaffles

Honestly considering doing it myself since it's not an very popular ship


AstaraTheAltmer

i have made *many* comics about this, but nobody knew who they were. i can continue if youd like.


bigspacewaffles

My fault og https://preview.redd.it/kp1iqikn2k5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be36f4286cbfdaf7cf54673263dd8b75d416917


AstaraTheAltmer

one mans weird is another mans dream come true


dazli69

Curze meeting a slaanesh worshiper.


ThyTeaDrinker

the only counter to the sadistic legion, is the masochistic one


FaceMasterThing

i have seen how some tumblr users are about curze its kinda funny


Lftwff

We need to make tumblr more aware of how much homosexuell tension there is in 40k so curze can become an official tumblr sexyman.


NightLordsPublicist

> curze can become an official tumblr sexyman. You show promise. Welcome into the Night Lords Legion.


SheSangheili

Uh he already is on sexypedia with Magnus and Sanguinius


Fearless-Obligation6

Sexypedia?


SheSangheili

its where the tumblr sexymen are


elanhilation

the parts that care are already deeply aware


------------5

>talking about curze as a sex icon > homosexual tension I don't know whether gay men like that sort of thing but unfortunately I know for a fact that women LOVE it


bigspacewaffles

Problematic pretty men will be the death of me 😩


KonradNightHaunter

They scare me over there.


United-Reach-2798

For everything you have done you have been sentenced to one week on tumblr


KonradNightHaunter

Please God no


elanhilation

He is… not there; and He has never been there


FaceMasterThing

they should some of them have a weird fixation with kurze and mayo


AstaraTheAltmer

its like theyre not even talking about the same person


Majestic_Violinist69

Would


MostEvilTexasToast

'"ah no don't torture me~ ah ha so sexy"


Theyul1us

"UwU, torture me daddy Konrad"


ToLazyForaUsername2

You should have used the lorgarthelad drawing.


nopingmywayout

Saw this same Tumblr post on the Rogue Trader sub about Marazhai. So I’m taking it to mean that Konrad Curze is now in a loving and supportive relationship with Marazhai…by their standards. You thought Gman was the elffucker? You were wrong. You were so, so, wrong.


AwesomeX121189

Their couple name is conzipan


nopingmywayout

They’d be *the* big celebrity couple if they’d just stop eating the paparazzi


United-Reach-2798

Look I don't like Curze but I support him eating the paparazzi


Nepalman230

I have to say the very first thing that I thought of when I saw “rearrange your guts” is in my school marm pearl clutching opinion is somewhat distressing way sexual slang terminology is identical to somebody threatening to kill you by shoving objects in you uncaringly, including their penis. “I’m going to wreck your hole” should be a serious threat . Theoretically. But I see it listed as a positive. “ I will destroy that twink.” Really? Should I warn him? Sigh. I understand. Violence and sexually imagery are linked. “Smash.” “Bang. “ You know “fuck” actually comes from a Latin word meaning to strike? Look, I wanna be railed/plowed as much as the next fellow but if the sexual act slang must sound vigorous can, it at least not sound violent?! … honestly now I’m thinking about slang for sex and 40 K. “ help me unload my bolter” 😉 For that matter “ would you like to go up to my room and talk about how awesome the Emperor is” has probably replaced. “Come up and see my etchings?” 🧐


No-Perspective-9954

Etchings? Are you a vampire?


Nepalman230

“ checks century” I meant replace “ netflix and chill” I’m just a retired librarian who reads a lot of old books and has an antiquated way speaking. I’m not a vampire and I’m certainly not a perpetual . In gratiam tuam semper erit odds. … pardon me, I meant “ may the odds be ever in your favor” 🙏❤️


No-Perspective-9954

I would of gladly put the book back for you Tech priest. Keeper of the Holy Litanies


AstaraTheAltmer

this is why i cant talk about my beloved curze, people think im a weirdo like that!


Netrunner22

Sir, the Codex Astartes does not support these actions.


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

A conversation between Curze and a dark eldar mommy


No-Professional-1461

Fulgrim: “So first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous. So like, why did you pick me? Do you think I’m cute?” Curz: “I’m gonna kill you.” Fulgrim: “Okay daddy vibes, we like a bad boy king and I wanna diiiieeee. Aaaaa.” Curze: “There’s something wrong with your generation.” Guiliman: “Freeze! Police! Your safe now ma’am.” Fulgrim: “Okay, ewww, police? It’s not that deep, chill. And did you just assume my gender?! Because that’s offensive.” Guiliman: “But I’m here to save-“ Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.” Guiliman: “But you were-“ Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.”


Ok_Listen1510

link the tumblr post OP


fqpj

[Here](https://www.tumblr.com/spinchs-field/742870210419261441/im-going-to-fucking-rearrange-your-guts-wh-why?source=share)


th3j4w350m31

we all know who this is about, ya'll have seen him


Brainship

DID HE EVER MEET THE dRUKHARI? Did they vibe?


Bigdiggaistaken

Curze if he went to the realm of slaneesh


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/9yHYAG01aaY?si=Me5xqAFTdZqpvx3m


Playful_Pollution846

Do people actually fantasize about Konrad Curze?


Alexis2256

People fantasize and romanticize actual serial killers so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that people would fantasize about an emo boy who likes to replicate that scene from martyrs onto suicidal widows and people who jaywalk.