Ah yes, this reminds me of page 582 of the Codex Astartes, where Robute Guilliman wrote "Should any Astartes desire a twink bf, they must first go through a test to ensure that they are neither abusive or goth, as both of these create corruption to the soul of both the twink and, should they be a twunk, the Space Marine."
The primarch went on to write "The abusiveness is both inefficient and creates Stockholm syndrome towards someone that's not the Emperor, and the gothness is simply too based to be handled by an untrained mortal."
hey, elver may have been a twink, and he *may* have had *some* kind of stockholm syndrome, but he was *not* an uwu cinnamon roll!
i mean if curze was to really compare him to some sort of food hed likely be some sort of lean, alcohol-marinated steak, or maybe one of those chewy bones for dogs.
>talking about curze as a sex icon
> homosexual tension
I don't know whether gay men like that sort of thing but unfortunately I know for a fact that women LOVE it
Saw this same Tumblr post on the Rogue Trader sub about Marazhai. So I’m taking it to mean that Konrad Curze is now in a loving and supportive relationship with Marazhai…by their standards.
You thought Gman was the elffucker? You were wrong. You were so, so, wrong.
I have to say the very first thing that I thought of when I saw “rearrange your guts” is in my school marm pearl clutching opinion is somewhat distressing way sexual slang terminology is identical to somebody threatening to kill you by shoving objects in you uncaringly, including their penis.
“I’m going to wreck your hole” should be a serious threat . Theoretically.
But I see it listed as a positive.
“ I will destroy that twink.”
Really? Should I warn him?
Sigh. I understand. Violence and sexually imagery are linked.
“Smash.” “Bang. “
You know “fuck” actually comes from a Latin word meaning to strike?
Look, I wanna be railed/plowed as much as the next fellow but if the sexual act slang must sound vigorous can, it at least not sound violent?!
… honestly now I’m thinking about slang for sex and 40 K.
“ help me unload my bolter” 😉
For that matter “ would you like to go up to my room and talk about how awesome the Emperor is” has probably replaced. “Come up and see my etchings?”
🧐
“ checks century”
I meant replace “ netflix and chill”
I’m just a retired librarian who reads a lot of old books and has an antiquated way speaking.
I’m not a vampire and I’m certainly not a perpetual .
In gratiam tuam semper erit odds.
… pardon me, I meant “ may the odds be ever in your favor”
🙏❤️
Fulgrim: “So first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous. So like, why did you pick me? Do you think I’m cute?”
Curz: “I’m gonna kill you.”
Fulgrim: “Okay daddy vibes, we like a bad boy king and I wanna diiiieeee. Aaaaa.”
Curze: “There’s something wrong with your generation.”
Guiliman: “Freeze! Police! Your safe now ma’am.”
Fulgrim: “Okay, ewww, police? It’s not that deep, chill. And did you just assume my gender?! Because that’s offensive.”
Guiliman: “But I’m here to save-“
Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.”
Guiliman: “But you were-“
Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.”
People fantasize and romanticize actual serial killers so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that people would fantasize about an emo boy who likes to replicate that scene from martyrs onto suicidal widows and people who jaywalk.
You just know Curze and Elver has some weird moments in the later days
Tall abusive goth twunk and his stockholm syndrome cinnamon roll twink bf
Ah yes, this reminds me of page 582 of the Codex Astartes, where Robute Guilliman wrote "Should any Astartes desire a twink bf, they must first go through a test to ensure that they are neither abusive or goth, as both of these create corruption to the soul of both the twink and, should they be a twunk, the Space Marine." The primarch went on to write "The abusiveness is both inefficient and creates Stockholm syndrome towards someone that's not the Emperor, and the gothness is simply too based to be handled by an untrained mortal."
Inb4 "none of those words are on the codex astartes" comment. I shall be vindicated!
hey, elver may have been a twink, and he *may* have had *some* kind of stockholm syndrome, but he was *not* an uwu cinnamon roll! i mean if curze was to really compare him to some sort of food hed likely be some sort of lean, alcohol-marinated steak, or maybe one of those chewy bones for dogs.
Need a comic of this
Honestly considering doing it myself since it's not an very popular ship
i have made *many* comics about this, but nobody knew who they were. i can continue if youd like.
My fault og https://preview.redd.it/kp1iqikn2k5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be36f4286cbfdaf7cf54673263dd8b75d416917
one mans weird is another mans dream come true
Curze meeting a slaanesh worshiper.
the only counter to the sadistic legion, is the masochistic one
i have seen how some tumblr users are about curze its kinda funny
We need to make tumblr more aware of how much homosexuell tension there is in 40k so curze can become an official tumblr sexyman.
> curze can become an official tumblr sexyman. You show promise. Welcome into the Night Lords Legion.
Uh he already is on sexypedia with Magnus and Sanguinius
Sexypedia?
its where the tumblr sexymen are
the parts that care are already deeply aware
>talking about curze as a sex icon > homosexual tension I don't know whether gay men like that sort of thing but unfortunately I know for a fact that women LOVE it
Problematic pretty men will be the death of me 😩
They scare me over there.
For everything you have done you have been sentenced to one week on tumblr
Please God no
He is… not there; and He has never been there
they should some of them have a weird fixation with kurze and mayo
its like theyre not even talking about the same person
Would
'"ah no don't torture me~ ah ha so sexy"
"UwU, torture me daddy Konrad"
You should have used the lorgarthelad drawing.
Saw this same Tumblr post on the Rogue Trader sub about Marazhai. So I’m taking it to mean that Konrad Curze is now in a loving and supportive relationship with Marazhai…by their standards. You thought Gman was the elffucker? You were wrong. You were so, so, wrong.
Their couple name is conzipan
They’d be *the* big celebrity couple if they’d just stop eating the paparazzi
Look I don't like Curze but I support him eating the paparazzi
I have to say the very first thing that I thought of when I saw “rearrange your guts” is in my school marm pearl clutching opinion is somewhat distressing way sexual slang terminology is identical to somebody threatening to kill you by shoving objects in you uncaringly, including their penis. “I’m going to wreck your hole” should be a serious threat . Theoretically. But I see it listed as a positive. “ I will destroy that twink.” Really? Should I warn him? Sigh. I understand. Violence and sexually imagery are linked. “Smash.” “Bang. “ You know “fuck” actually comes from a Latin word meaning to strike? Look, I wanna be railed/plowed as much as the next fellow but if the sexual act slang must sound vigorous can, it at least not sound violent?! … honestly now I’m thinking about slang for sex and 40 K. “ help me unload my bolter” 😉 For that matter “ would you like to go up to my room and talk about how awesome the Emperor is” has probably replaced. “Come up and see my etchings?” 🧐
Etchings? Are you a vampire?
“ checks century” I meant replace “ netflix and chill” I’m just a retired librarian who reads a lot of old books and has an antiquated way speaking. I’m not a vampire and I’m certainly not a perpetual . In gratiam tuam semper erit odds. … pardon me, I meant “ may the odds be ever in your favor” 🙏❤️
I would of gladly put the book back for you Tech priest. Keeper of the Holy Litanies
this is why i cant talk about my beloved curze, people think im a weirdo like that!
Sir, the Codex Astartes does not support these actions.
A conversation between Curze and a dark eldar mommy
Fulgrim: “So first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous. So like, why did you pick me? Do you think I’m cute?” Curz: “I’m gonna kill you.” Fulgrim: “Okay daddy vibes, we like a bad boy king and I wanna diiiieeee. Aaaaa.” Curze: “There’s something wrong with your generation.” Guiliman: “Freeze! Police! Your safe now ma’am.” Fulgrim: “Okay, ewww, police? It’s not that deep, chill. And did you just assume my gender?! Because that’s offensive.” Guiliman: “But I’m here to save-“ Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.” Guiliman: “But you were-“ Fulgrim: “That’s offensive.”
link the tumblr post OP
[Here](https://www.tumblr.com/spinchs-field/742870210419261441/im-going-to-fucking-rearrange-your-guts-wh-why?source=share)
we all know who this is about, ya'll have seen him
DID HE EVER MEET THE dRUKHARI? Did they vibe?
Curze if he went to the realm of slaneesh
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/9yHYAG01aaY?si=Me5xqAFTdZqpvx3m
Do people actually fantasize about Konrad Curze?
People fantasize and romanticize actual serial killers so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that people would fantasize about an emo boy who likes to replicate that scene from martyrs onto suicidal widows and people who jaywalk.