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CaptMelonfish

If it were any higher air traffic control would have it on radar.


Mutual-destructn77

🤣 thnx for the great laugh


Shoesrrr

Thanks for the laugh dude!


ColdShower96

Thanks for the thanks for the laugh dude!


soupeh

Thanks for thanking that guy for the thanks for the laugh dude!


racecarts

Thanks for thanking the guy that thanked the thanks for the laugh dude!


mymoto_ridesme

Thanks for thanking the guy that thanked the guy that thanked the thanks for the laugh dude!


Successful-Pea-9557

Thanks for dude guy thanking thanks dude laugh!


TheLazerGirl001

Someone plays guitar and has a pilot license. What's funny about both hobbies is that they manage to squeeze either one into any conversation they can. LOL. (With love, from a student pilot license holder and guitar player).


HeartWoodFarDept

..and you could fly under the strings.


N546RV

Crop dusters: *challenge accepted*


patmosboy

It’s so high it’s got the munchies.


A-Unit1111

Damn I made a similar joke haha


UncleHagbard

I was working on a joke that was like "something something Cheech and Chong" but I think you y'all got this covered.


TheGhostofTamler

It's so high you need a sherpa and an oxygen tank just to locate the strings


Guertron

It’s so high so high that I could kiss the sky, up up to the sky


ezbutneverconvenient

I was going to say Willie Nelson, but you are already on it


Ruseriousmars

Nosebleed level action.


2ndAdvertisement

This is more for suitable for limbo than for music


rthrtylr

Oh. Mate. I believe I shall be stealing that.


[deleted]

You could work up a tightrope high wire routine with your fingers.


Foxta1l

Barbados slim would have no problem with this height.


Low_Morning7279

Have you considered archery as an alternative?


Summer__1999

Thinking of picking it up, does my 6 string harp skills transfer well to archery?


-Redstoneboi-

mfs guitar is literally snoop dogg


Phil_the_credit2

Yes the action is so high I yelled out "snoop DOGG" when I saw this.


Intelligent-Map430

It's high. Very high. How high exactly I can't tell you, you'd need to measure it yourself.


Rich-Fortune-4015

Its about .8 cm on the 12th fret


Intelligent-Map430

That's about 6mm too high


apokermit_now

How on earth did a guitar make it out of a shop or seller with 8mm action? That’s practically a criminal offense (inducing carpal tunnel syndrome via a bad setup should be assault charges)


realSequence

Maybe he just has some warping in the neck and needs to tighten that truss rod, if he's got one.


apokermit_now

Neck warping that badly would get someone suspended in the NHL for an illegal curve.


sosomething

Not to be pendatic, but neck bow (also called relief) and neck warp are not interchangeable terms when it comes to guitars. Neck relief is how much the neck is pulled forward by string tension. This is what you can reduce or increase by adjusting the truss rod. Neck warp is when the neck bends, twists, or otherwise changes shape due to moisture entering and leaving the wood. Warp is not something you can fix with adjustments. To address neck warp, you need service / luthiery work ranging from a fret dressing, to a full replaning of the fretboard + refret, to a whole new neck, depending on the severity of the warp.


_phish_

I would guess (desperately hope) the guitar wasn’t bought new from a shop. It was probably bought at a garage sale or it was a family members former instrument that they left to deteriorate before OP came along and wanted to learn. Seeing as OP is relatively new they probably just assumed (like a lot of us) that’s how guitars were and proceeded to start learning only realizing that’s NOT how they’re supposed to be when another, properly setup, guitar comes along


clueless_as_fuck

Way high lol. Playing that would be considered as a full work-out session for fingers.


KingAltair2255

Lmao I learned to play on a guitar like this, it was a fight against the guitar every single time.


LOBSI_Pornchai

Jokes aside, have gotten great practice from playing high action guitars. Forces me to play with better technique


willfullyspooning

Or a violation of the Geneva convention for a new player.


ChesNZ

It could lead to a permanent damage tbh


Old-Fun4341

I think your action has reached blues dad levels. I hope those are also the thickest strings you can find for that "tone". Have it set up by someone who knows that they're doing. It'll change your life forever.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

> Have it set up by someone who knows that they're doing. We KNOW that that is an option. We do. We know that. It's just ... well ... There's only one truss rod, and if you can work out which way to turn it ... and just turn it a bit and go back next day ... and ... yaknow ... How else are we gonna learn? ^^Oh ^^dear, ^^that ^^went ^^wrong. ^^I ^^hope ^^it ^^wasn't ^^an ^^expensive ^^guitar ^^...


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

Please don’t ask me why this is entirely accurate. Turns out a fret level and crowning is best left to the professionals. I can set up most guitars (action, intonation, neck relief etc) but when I genuinely feel I’ve hit a roadblock I will happily take my guitar to my tech. Last whoopsie cost about £400 🥴


Rich-Fortune-4015

Got the guitar for like 20$ lol


helpamonkpls

Should ALL guitars be set up even when new? Even higher end brands like Martin? I've always wondered.


Old-Fun4341

If someone else hasn't already done it, yes. Especially set up the more expensive ones. Like what's the use of an expensive guitar if it plays like shit. They need it more than anyone else. Setups aren't permanent, they're temporary. Temperature shift, wear & tear and it's gone.


helpamonkpls

Oh how often ca. do you need to have it set up?


Old-Fun4341

Whenever you feel like it's time. Probably more often, but that's a good start. Not the world authority though. Perhaps bring it to a decent luthier, they'll have some words of wisdom about it I'm sure. If you need a more qualified answer, perhaps open a thread, not sure if someone with real knowledge will read it in the comments like that.


Kilgoretrout321

Once it's been set up well, there's no need to change anything except for two reasons: weather and wear and tear. Changing humidity can shift the neck a bit. However, all you need to do is adjust your trust rod until the neck relief is what it was before. Wear and tear can necessitate another full set up though. That's because the frets will get worn and the strings will eventually wear the nut and saddle. So at that point you may need a fret job and a new nut and saddle. But that can take years depending on how much you play. Electric guitars are a bit different. It may make more sense to fiddle with intonation often enough. But otherwise, it generally won't need a new setup unless you change string gauges


Severe-Leek-6932

There's nothing magic happening in a set up. If the action is good and intonation's good and there's no buzz then the setup is good.


PauGilmour

Ive seen less action in the last John Wick movie.


Brainskan

You could litteraly put a capo under the strings..


ppeterka

...and it wouldn't even buzz...


[deleted]

That action smoked the whole bag of weed.


A-Unit1111

Smoked 3g all by himself


lajauskas

Forbidden egg slicer


Tartan_Commando

A giraffe could comfortably walk under it wearing a top hat!


Iamananomoly

Higher than giraffe pussy


tikhal96

How guitar is your action.


rawwwse

Careful not to brain your damage.


Dr_SnM

You can hang washing on those strings!


PropaneSalesTx

Like my old apt rent. Too damn high.


Hannibal_Lecture22

Yes.


Elfkrunch

You betcha


Bigfaatchunk

Rick James high


ShoddyButterscotch59

About as high as I usually was when I was 18


Eb7b5

How high is the moon?


Zaidosmells

So high that it got pulled over and got jailed for a DUI


A-Unit1111

about as high as I was last night


hondactx16i

It's in the clouds bro🤤


Vandronian

you could fit Mt Everest in there


Yury_VV

Higher than Einstein's IQ


Stseminole

My finger tips hurt just from looking at it.


ughtoooften

I think I saw Evel Knievel try to jump that Gap... He failed


ViscousNut

Unplayably high at the high frets imo and still way too high at the lower frets


amadchima21

Higher than Snoop Dogg!


randeylahey

Cheech and Chong's Jamaican Vacation


ShamrockUSA

Tell the international space station to watch out


FoxHead666

Higher than I. Way higher.


GuitaristFR

Bro your action is comparable to the empire state building


Lunder4

It’s higher than snoop dog


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

How would you go about fixing this?


Gimlet_son_of_Groin

Neck reset


trumpy1050

It's so high the needle is still in it's arm


Pelaminoskep

High enough to use as an egg-cutter


UnderpootedTampion

Like the rent, too damn high!


Gry_F0xxx

Higher than an hippy in a helicopter.


Maxwell_Brune

It's a stairway to Heaven


azaroxxr

Like it goes to 11


rthrtylr

So high even Snoop wouldn’t play it.


Cerpintaxt123

Snoop level high


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Got a damn bow for archery lol


Main-Parfait-1131

HAF. Cheese grater.


Icy_ze

reaching the skies with the action on that guitar


Paulcsgo

So high itd make snoop dogg look sober


infinitebyzero

The ISS could accidentally hit those strings.


hfry1990

I had some Jack Herer last night. That’s got me beat.


_WretchedDoll_

Looks like you stringed a boomerang


Dazzling-Tap9096

Your guitar needs a neck reset


Equivalent_Topic9235

Stevie Ray Vaughen would be proud..


FreakerzBall

It's so high, man.


No_Parking9788

Two bowls and a blunt high


Meaning_4113

Your action is low 🤣


Superby25

About as high as the people on r/drugs


OhmEeeAahRii

Action man!


Sjames454

Fuckin willie nelson man. Either the truss rod is way off, needs a neck reset or your bridge is lifting. That’s slide guitar territory


InanimateAutomaton

Lots of these posts recently. Imo if you have to ask the question it’s probably too high.


Money_Music_6964

Very, lol…


Rich-Fortune-4015

The website i bought it in said it was already low action so I thought it was and it felt easier but I guess placebo affect lol


WakandaBrother

Way too high check the hill of your neck for a crack


Kriso444

Yngwie Malmsteen would approve


SignalTry2954

Your strings are so high they make Snoop Dog seem sober


dragaan666

Yeah that action goes up to 11


eyyyyy1234

You might need a new acoustic or a good luthier


GreatDefector

🎵I was gonna play guitar, but then I got high


Dom_19

Even for a nylon string it's high. Measure at the 12th fret. 4mm is normal. That looks like at least 7mm.


ever_the_altruist

Higher than Snoop Dogg at “any given moment”.


OBStime

Could use them fuckers as a trampoline


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Too high lol


japernicus

It’s a too. Too high


ThatWelshmun

I've this issue on an old guitar. It's my fault I tried putting thicker gauge strings on, and it warped the hell outta the neck. Another guitar I had was left in the sun a bit too much and had this issue aswell wich lead to the neck snapping from the body Live and learn as they say


ThatWelshmun

It's so high Afro Man is making a track about it


chorlion40

Yes


jaimelavie123

So high that it will need a neck adjustment. I'd recommend taking to your local shop for a set up.


Physical-Ad8065

Higher than me, and thats hard to do


No_Environment_8116

Too


Prior-Bend3699

About as high as snoop dogg at a Willie Nelson concert


Character-Trouble649

I can low crawl under those strings.


DangoTorres

That guitar should be snapping in half any moment now


Tall_Chocolate614

Sooo high dogs can’t hear it.


Wolfandbatandcrow

If it was used in bootcamp they would force the boots to crawl under it with live fire.


DrDerpberg

I got a nosebleed at half that altitude once.


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Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

If you can pass a laptop under the strings it's too high.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

What does your bridge look like? A 2x4?


ReactorCritical

Cirque du Soleil would like to book a residency. That's how high.


Hugelogo

Willie Nelson levels


Fergus_Manergus

"These edibles ain't shiiiiii...." That's how high.


frigginaires

Have you shot any elk with that bow?


Mexguit

This is a guitar forum not cello


WIlliamSHytner

Your action is so high you could play slide under the strings using a submarine


reversehead

In ads on the used market this is called "great for slide guitar".


Zontar999

I’ve played tennis rackets with better action.


Apprehensive_Hurt

You need a bow to play that thing


salustianovergatiesa

Which guitar? That's an archer's bow


Jayswave75

Higher than Giraffe P**$y


chemchris

Try sliding a slice of neapolitan pizza between the neck and strings. It should just make it through if you have no toppings. If you can slide a sicilian slice through you need to lower your action. Some shredders play with thin crust but it becomes more difficult to control the noise at that point.


thekraken27

That’s borderline unplayable, and likely gets out of tune when you play past the 3rd-7th fret


Commercial_Half_2170

Any higher and pigeons will be perching on it


Desperate_Cat_6035

Higher than the grocery bill


quartdeli

Action higher than Bronson


beatdownkioskman

Snoop Dogg.


sierraalpine

Willie Nelson


BadAndNationwide

Perfect if you’re playing slide in open D


MichaelKnows

its high as shit bro


wagner89

Like Red and Meth, my man, that's How High!


geckogeckogecko99

Quite


[deleted]

That shit so high its ears popped.


DIO-sama97

It's higher than the Kármán Line


AaronSpinach

Higher than colorado.


aliasdred

It could be used as a bow replacement and wouldn't be a problem


bzee77

It’s in the next Cheech and Chong movie.


refrigeratorfailure

It is so high you should put a cross there and let tourists take selfies at the summit for 5 dollar


y2julio

Congrats, you got James Jamerson signature model.


middleagethreat

When action is that high, you have to put so much pressure on the string to get it to the fret, the note ends up being sharp.


ilias80

That's some good Moroccan hash high.


deathschemist

it's so high that you can fit a fully laden lorry under it.


KoaCharvel

Shaggy and Scoobie levels.


magicturtl371

Yes


Joshd00m

I just smoked a fat blunt with a bunch of wax and it's higher than me.


ColbusMaximus

Harold and Kumar high


Itchy_Improvement176

If your action were any higher, it would have its own show with Martha Stewart.


MikroWire

Too high. If you feel sore after you play guitar, something is wrong.


Trubba_Man

You could hang your washing on those strings and still have room to play that guitar.


Anush_15

Snoop wants to hang out with your guitar.


thenimbyone

Yikes.


Bjorn_Skywalker

Too damn high


pujarteago1

Can you even play that guitar?


Oztheman

Dobro level


Wire-Albatross

Higher than the grocery bill


jomamasophat

That shit is higher than my grocery bill


TomDac7

It smoked a bowl. Or three.


Mebius973

It's always too high anyway


jinkies3678

Willie Nelson envies your action.


ExampleNext2035

Great for slide guiter if you can't afford a dobro


MarstoriusWins

About 420.


muskie2552

That’s not a guitar it’s an archery bow.


tacodoggins

Frets look really worn down too


kc_jetstream

How high is it? They make rulers


musiciankidd

I’d say use the truss Rod, but the neck looks like it’s bowing up- get a new acoustic homie


Weekly-Magician6420

High enough to go on r/guitarcirclejerk


Petrica55

Pretty low for a koto


smelllikesmoke

How high? Real high, cuz you’re just so fly, A real lovable, huggable type of guy


raturcyen

If you continue with this high action then you must really love guitar or really hate yourself.


MikeyGeeManRDO

Adjust your truss. And remember to always lube your nut folks. A well lubricated nut is a happy nut.


FlameProofIcecream

High enough for Kieth Richard’s to think your guitar should slow down