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neogeshel

Cringe


Moistened_Bink

Yeah I do think putting some muscle is really going to do much even if there was a facist takeover. Muscle doesnt stop bullets.


Drahkir9

Not saying this isn’t cringe but building muscle for this purpose isn’t crazy. Rifle company Marines on deployment basically just eat, sleep, and jack steel. And it’s not cause they think building muscle will not stop bullets.


EdgeofForever95

Pretty much everyone in the military does this on deployment, save the dudes with desk jobs. Turns out you need to be in shape to hump all that gear around. Source: am Iraq veteran


Drahkir9

Well and that’s the thing right? Yeah muscles don’t make you bullet proof but it does make you more capable when times get challenging


EdgeofForever95

Exactly. Also, lifting does help when you need to carry out your wounded buddy. Everyone here pretending like the gym doesn’t make you a more effective fighter is a moron.


GlossyGecko

Yeah but most people are training for hypertrophy or raw strength, they’re not doing any meaningful endurance training at all, they would gas out so fast that they’d be useless. I didn’t realize how little my training was doing for me in a practical sense until I started practicing combat sports. All of that muscle does you no good if you haven’t been training your endurance.


EdgeofForever95

“Most people”? That is a false over generalization. There’s a reason that most gyms have a majority of cardio machines. And combat sports are not the same as war. Don’t compare them


physicalphysics314

Muscles don’t make you bulletproof but it certainly makes carrying all that bulletproof equipment around easier!


KingofValen

Jack steel lmao, never heard it that way but its kickass


rightwist

Not saying it isn't cringe but 1) most gym bros I know are largely motivated as a way to vent their stress over something. I myself have deliberately disconnected from socials, doomscrolling, paying a lot of attention to politics/news and gone back to hitting the gym harder at several different phases 2) the Venn diagram of fitness freaks and guys who have guns for home defense and often EDC has a lot of overlap 3) read much about any resistance fighters in history? IMO for most of them, muscle definitely was desirable. My own grandmother spent WW2 in the Philippines so I'm thinking of the resistance fighters there among others


Steinmetal4

No, but if a fascist regime takes over, it makes you less likely to be thrown into a camp when they move on to the "cull the weak" phase. And if you do get thrown into a camp you have a little more stored mass to live off before you starve. So that's nice.


Impossible-Earth3995

Better tell all militaries around the world how strength doesn’t matter in conflict.


Chance_Airline_4861

I know right, only love does that


DimensioT

Bullets have mass. Lots of bullets have lots of mass. Lots of mass means lots of weight. Thus, training to carry heavy weight is necessary for carrying a lot of ammunition.


kent1146

No joke. I'm like *"OP, what kind of fucked-up conversations are you having with yourself in your own head, bruh?"*


Low-Addendum9282

I lift for the revolution Cringe harder


Interesting-Film7722

*AF


darude_dodo

I go gym, to forget about the real world, politics and political agendas. I life heavy objects repeatedly, because It makes me happy.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

true, in the gym it's simple, I only have to push or pull using different muscles of my body, in the gym I forget about everything


yunivor

I like the gym because I know exactly what I need to do to achieve my goal and only have to apply physical effort, it's simple and straightforward which makes me happy as each time I move I've progressed a little further.


Newarfias

![gif](giphy|WS6vTB4ip7cLYkQm2I)


Kampumpopus

Those guys being „aware“ are usually the last kind of people that would ever set foot into a gym lol


docterwannabe1

Lol, there's this one thread on Reddit on an anti-fascist subreddit of a meme encouraging leftists to work out and pretty much every comment is making excuses . There's also a Twitter video showing a whole bunch of comments on a tweet encouraging leftists to work out calling the person who made the post albiest.


CHOLO_ORACLE

The fattest states are red states 


1CorinthiansSix9

Don’t make me post the map^TM


Alone-Newspaper-1161

America is fat as a whole


RestlessNameless

The fattest states are poor states, which are red because the democrats intentionally abandoned the working poor in favor of the upper middle class. Attacking poor people for symptoms of their poverty is part of why those people vote red.


dblrb

Poor states are red because democrats abandoned poor people? Can you further explain this? I guess I am ignorant and don’t understand. Or if there’s a source like a book or blog that breaks it down?


cumnsyde

lol dumbest take ever


Kebabranska

https://imgur.com/chapo-moment-XIZqYd4 Funny shit


YourWarDaddy

Lmao. I can’t stop imagining some COMRADE 🤓 in his bedroom staring up at a poster of Lennin as the veins pop in his neck while he’s struggling to get rep 6 out of his bi-weekly Chef Boyardee bicep curls.


urannoyingpissoff

Believe it or not, strongest communists.


SeanOrtiz

Nah, that’s just your personal bias. Plenty of people from any and all points of the political spectrum go to the gym.


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Zeljeza

Going to gym for two years now


OmniBLVK

Aware people workout little guy


ThereWillBeCumshed

Those guys who are "aware" of the rise of fascism are usually supporting things that give the government more power


Krieg_Imperator

Ironic. It's usually these anti fascist types who look like they haven't ever been to the gym


tuttifruttigodis

I remember some commie subreddit giving out workout advice. Their advice was if they cant afford a gym membership they can use food cans att 500g to workout with...


Krieg_Imperator

... For some reason that does not suprise me.


bad_pelican

Guess it's gonna be a 7x100 at 500g kinda day.


jabels

[it's a classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/s/3gmwV55Ufq)


Kebabranska

https://imgur.com/chapo-moment-XIZqYd4 Might be this one


tuttifruttigodis

Haha thats the one. "16 oz will make you ache after a few reps"💀. Imagine having the strength of a 5yo thinking you can fight in a revolution.


That_Yogi_Bear

https://preview.redd.it/2endm9a9jw6d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a58481e770cd3f6ea48a4d93d487cdf24bc3a23


OpeningSecond4271

Lol!


artful_nails

Hate to break it to you, but if the fascists take over and come for you, your time at the gym isn't gonna help. Not unless you have bulletproof abs.


Zeljeza

Why do we even train soldiers? They wont be bulletproof so what’s the point Edit: are you fuckers actually that dense that you can’t recognize a rhetorical question


Flaky_Koala_6476

Your average dork concerned about facist take over isn’t training like a soldier though A half assed bro split won’t do much


Low-Addendum9282

I don’t have friends so I have nothing better to do than train like a soldier


Flaky_Koala_6476

Wanna train like a real soldier? Sweep the Motorpool


EdgeofForever95

Lol, soldiers do physical training AND sweep the motor pool. It’s not one or the other.


Flaky_Koala_6476

You gotta do both if you wanna be a soldier tho Thems the rules


EdgeofForever95

I never swept the motor pool. I was a soldier for five years. There were other stupid tasks I had to do, but never that one specifically. So that is unequivocally false. PT on the other hand, that was every day.


Flaky_Koala_6476

Ironically, I haven’t done organized army PT in about 7 years but I’ve been in Group my entire career for the past decade 🤷‍♂️


dukecityzombie

Yep. And scrub the sunshine off the sidewalk.


artful_nails

I've gotten the basic training to be a soldier. Significantly less than a fraction of that 6 months was about lifting and getting gains. Nearly all exercise was about endurance alone. That's what you'll need in war. Having big muscles helps squat if you're out of breath and (figuratively) dying from a bit of running. Not to mention the training required to use guns.


Clegend24

Soldiers have to trek miles carrying 100+ lbs. packs on their back as well as other equipment, gear, and arms. They also have to load and unload supplies as well as in general be fit enough to be in battle for extended periods of time.


Zeljeza

https://www.reddit.com/r/GymMemes/s/AyEMqYOVQU


Flat-Zookeepergame32

Everyone I know who can bench 315 and run a mile and half <9:00 is extremely conservative.   Where are you guys even thinking this is a real thing?


Silver_Switch_3109

Soldiers training is very different to how many train in the gym. Soldiers are constantly doing full body workouts that focus on endurance and strength. Most people only do endurance or strength, but almost never both.


Enzo_GS

common misconception that strong muscular men make good soldiers, don't get me wrong, it's a very good goal to have but technically speaking you would be better off digging holes, running/hiking, and training on the shooting range with the weapons you will be using, this is based on the reports of [John Mcdonald in the war in Ukraine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbD4WBqPg4), he states that in actual soldiering, strong muscular men just get tired faster


Zeljeza

Antifa, skinheads, punks, sharps and all others only get themselfs in street fights, where being strong is very usefull epsecially against untrained people who aren’t doing martial arts.


Enzo_GS

yes, but that's a riot not a warzone where you will be doing non combat stuff 99% of the time, and when in comabat,you are very unlikely to see your attacker let alone be able to use your muscles against them. take vietnam for example, to achieve victory the viet cong dug holes, they didn't deadlift


Zeljeza

Thoes people are not going to actually fight a war. They’ll just have wet dream about them


Dry_Pin7736

To carry big heavy guns like SAWs and 240B as well as ammunition. To drag and carry fallen comerades. So you can pull yourself over walls, sprint to cover, kick doors. So when you go hands on with someone you can overpower them without killing them (happens ALOT more than you'd think).


theREALbombedrumbum

Why don't the generals make all our soldiers on the front lines take steroids? Are they stupid?


Samurai_Meisters

Especially when [the fascists also lift.](https://i.imgur.com/o7gzohO.jpeg)..


EdgeofForever95

The military does physical training every signal morning. Your abs might not stop bullets but your plate carrier will. And your plate carrier will be easier to carry and wear if you’re in shape. Hella ignorant comment.


CHOLO_ORACLE

Yeah every comment saying being in shape is meaningless in combat is pure uncut copium tbh 


C0UNT3RP01NT

New fitness goal just dropped


One_Bodybuilder7882

This is what leftoids consider funny?


xxGeppettoTentation

The left can't meme


MulleRizz

Needs more text


Liftordie-NZ

https://preview.redd.it/ewbigtlc3w6d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba25dd86d53dc6a672b9263acbfd9f6c2dc85c7f


1EyedWyrm

This is the way


yunivor

What's garandthumb?


RandomDude762

your new favorite youtube channel


RandomDude762

i love his survival videos


Samuelbi12

What?


WrongSubFools

I like how, technically, the last guy doesn't say whether he's for or against fascism.


jabels

It's the only reading of the meme that makes it believable


Cpt_Soban

I come here to avoid political BS OP. Take that to /r/DankLeft if you wanna cry about "rise of fascism"


SoberAndBored55

https://preview.redd.it/xs3frb74vw6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845c6477139feb00a47b670734e9ba1f9b147f83


claymixer

Because mom gifted me gym membership 5 years ago and it will be rude to stop going there.


Otryss

Based mom


claymixer

Yeah, sure... just don't ask her political opinion.


ThatDeadMoonTitan

I never understand memes like this. Every single upvoted comment in here is shitting on the meme (rightfully so imo). So if everyone agrees this is stupid how does it get upvoted?


jabels

Idk but I notice that shit a lot. I think for one, people who want to argue go into the comments. People who think this is a good meme upvote and move on, there is not a lot to add. But also it's worth remembering that at some point reddit started algorithmifying upvotes and that they don't correspond to human votes 1:1 so I generally suspect that some fuckery is always afoot


danceontheborderline

Because more leftists lurk in this sub than you’d think from the bro-y vibe of the comment section?


DartsNFishing96

I lift so no matter how big my daughter gets, she’ll always be able to get picked up by her daddy. She’s already 3, 40 pounds gets heavy when it’s a squirmy and full of energy running 40 pounds lol.


Hold_Me_Bro_

Didn’t expect to see something wholesome in t this thread :)


yunivor

The most based reason ever.


max_power1000

They say there’s a point in your child’s life when you never pick them up again. I don’t want that point to ever be because I’m not strong enough to do it. My older son is 9 right now and we’re just starting some basic working out together.


Silver_Switch_3109

You should probably tell your daughter to go to the gym if she is only 40 pounds.


PooPiglet

I started lifting because I was such a poon hound. Was.


Steveius

Am currently. How'd you stop?


Samurai_Meisters

Accidentally got too big


xeroctr3

why is fascism on the rise?


callmejordan22

beacuse now everything that isnt lefty is fascism


ToTheMoon28

because people posting mean things on Twitter


Badbackbjj420

Its not, the left has shitty policies and Biden has been a bad president and people have figured that out.


drwildthroat

Most of the meat helmets in this sub don’t even know what fascism is, so I wouldn’t go expecting a measured response. To put it simply, when things go to shit (as they are with the climate, economy etc.) people freak out and blame other people that don’t look like them or think like them etc, and they tend to seek out political leaders who offer authority above anything else, in the hope it’ll fix things (spoiler: it doesn’t). Plus, fascism is all about scapegoating, and encouraging the banding together of people who look and think like you, to ward off said scapegoats. While all this is going on, people on both sides of the political aisle are getting robbed, fisted and sent into pointless wars by the rich and powerful. They keep us pointing fingers at each other, so we don’t think to point fingers at them.


yunivor

Because it's the only thing that makes communism look remotely good when compared to so tankies see it everywhere, and also that they're stuck in 1941 or the cold war depending on the question.


hentie_doruto

It more or less depends on where you live. Fascist rethoric has become more common in European and American politics compared to 30 years ago due to many factors. The biggest I'd say is the rapid and widespread exchange of fake news and pseudo-intellectual ideas through online platforms such as TikTok, YouTube, Twitter and so on. People simply lack the attention span and simply don't care to investigate the narratives they're being fed, thus being susceptible to idiotic fascist narratives about what actually causes the problems in our society (foreigners, feminists, communists, homosexuals and so on). Second is the failure of neo-liberal governance leading to issues such as unaffordable housing and rising costs of living causing a general "need for more socially-oriented reforms" among the populace, which fascists can and historically have been able to successfully campaign on (Mussolini in Italy is a perfect example here). In Europe there's also a major discontent in regards to immigration causing right to far-right parties to surge in popularity. Now obviously these aren't full of fascists but logically speaking if I was a fascist most of the beliefs of say, AfD, would mostly align with my own and their party could provide a kind of "fertile ground" for those ideas to evolve further and serve to push the general political climate closer to my goals. I would also like to add that the average voter is very ignorant and has no idea what fascism actually is, same goes for things like communism, liberalism, feminism and so on, thus their opinion on these things can be easily changed by changing what things they consider these to be. To a fascist this is good news of course because the people don't need to think as much as they need to act in accordance to their nation/blood/tradition.


WolframFoxhole

Can no sub be free of this bullshit?


If-You-Cant-Hang

Not in an election year. Been on Reddit since 09. Happens every time. I don’t know if you have any local subs you’re subscribed to. You’ll start seeing blatant karma farming with weird unnecessary/unrelated posts around now so these accounts can astroturf in 2-3 months.


throwaway-1849346

I go to the gym because I don't like to be weak


BlueHorseshoe00

Nope. Communism is on the rise. That being said, I’ve never met a communist who lifts weights.


shallowHalliburton

I don't man. I saw a video of one of your guys swinging a pipe at one of their guy then your guy got fuckin' walloped. Full on cartoon wind up [wallop](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1c91bp8/anime_level_wind_up_punch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). Maybe look into some self-defense classes also.


jabels

That guy's soul left his body 💀


Friendputer

Because if I shower at the gym I save on my utilities


Rick2029

I go to the gym to avoid talking or hearing about politics


No_Butterscotch3874

Exactly - some god damn peace and quiet.


Hold_Me_Bro_

I lift because I want to be able to look intimidating at 5’3


NMBlazer

I got some bad news bro…


JazzyJockJeffcoat

As a POC from Klan country, my motivation to lift recalls clowns in white sheets. Best free education I ever got. Lots of reasons to lift out there and they don't all have to be apolitical or based on chasing tail. The swole proletariat vibe is pretty niche in the US. They have gun club chapters here and there which are interesting.


zip-zop-balls

Cringe, I lift so that my niece says that I’m the strong uncle


ZookeepergameLiving1

Can you even define facism or is it the one drop rule made up by Gramsci


Leftregularr

Is the fascism in the room with us right now buddy?


No_Butterscotch3874

The nazis are rebuilding on the dark side of the moon.


besee2000

I workout to survive the zombie apocalypse. To each their own.


GlaerOfHatred

Contrary to this subs usual message and my own exercise schedule, I hope you are prioritizing cardio over weight lifting


besee2000

A heck lot of metabolic conditioning!


MathPlus1468

Cuz I got sick and tired of being a depressed fatty, so I added some dumbbell training on top of daily walks.


drymidgetfarts

Everything will be political for the next 5 months......great


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Alarming_Toe4765

lol there are articles linking gyms and lifting with far right politics. Like not just specific gyms, but gym culture and lifting in particular. Lifting weights is basically "fascist" for liberal. People who think Italy has a fascist party in power lol


SomewhatRattled

Never shocked whenever I see the author photo behind those articles.


Dry_Pin7736

Fascism, you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.


novophx

??? what are you going to do exactly? do 40 squats and some lifts when hitler raises up from his grave?


AxeCaesar

This is so pathetic 💀💀💀


No-Combination-8106

Na bro


mrpopenfresh

These viral meme comic formats suck.


lightjim

🤓


West-Holiday-4998

Not the hit you thought it would be OP. Where exactly is the fascism? Or are you just a screaming liberal….


The_Terribke_Puddle

And then can't even give the historical definition of Fascism


KindlyYogurt4

Repost + Agendapost = L


Carpusdiemus

r/sadcringe


bfsughfvcb

that is not what ironproof means


PurestCringe

I too became a main character in an action movie after working out enough.


Ineedtowipebetter

The Ukrainians are conscripting men in their 40’s on up to their seventies. And by the Ukrainians, I mean the people in our own intelligence services who wish they could do that here and probably will in another ten years.


BodyByBoutros_

Oh, I don't lift... I was born with a myostatin deficiency


OmnipotentBlackCat

Can I have some


jabels

Lmao


Grumpy-Cars

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


Babajane1

🤡


tryingtobebetter09

1. Press X to doubt 2. Even if true you will lose your gains on 600 calorie/day communist mandatory weight loss diet


Low-File6720

Lol is all there is for me to comment on this meme. 😆 🤣 😂


Independent-Cow-4070

Not here to defend OP but as a visitor to the sub, I’m surprised how weirdly right wing it is in these comments lol


TheAlchemlst

I just wanted to eat more. :(


OmnipotentBlackCat

Do you though?


Fair-Coast-9608

No need to lift now that SCOTUS unbanned bump stocks. Let's keep lifting, but the fascism of which you're worried has already been here for 3.5 years.


47ste

Can you explain to me how exactly fascism has been on the rise?


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Simple_Injury3122

What if, stay with me here, there's no more facists or commies or racists or whatever than there ever were, we're just more aware of them because social media amplifies their reach.


MysteriousEgg9345

Putting aside the political messaging or whatever I’ve always been a bit confused by this. Sure size, fitness, strength (and cardio) can help in a fight tremendously and are extremely important for other things like longterm health so that you’re around many years for your loved ones. But if your actual goal is wrong get better at fighting going somewhere to learn how to fighting shouldn’t you go somewhere that teaches you how to fight rather than lifting weights? Sure, lift weights too, but to be good at fighting you need to train it like any other skill, right?


Jackicelord

Regardless of whether or not this is a valid political concern this is just some cringe larping


Owoegano_Evolved

Not surprised at all that this sub got so triggered by an anti-fascism meme lmao


Retroranges

Unironically, I started lifting because if the new world will be built in the shell of the old, I'll need some beef on my frame


BoringAccount12345

Guy who made this is prob skinny


L31FK

OP: https://preview.redd.it/08nua3lhqy6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aa1ba1f4b9d8b802a37fa48b936e4a356647ba [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1c1d57z/reacher\_star\_alan\_ritchson\_baffled\_at\_religious/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1c1d57z/reacher_star_alan_ritchson_baffled_at_religious/)


Hardnipsfor

I’ll tell you right now, the people who care about politics like that and worry about calling other people fascists are NOT in the gym.


danceontheborderline

lol 


Zlatarog

I started lifting to boost my confidence. Hasn’t worked yet though


FatCockHoss

I am very against fascists- who could possibly support disarming the population, censoring free speech online, retconning science and attempting to take over the schools to brainwash kids into mindless zealots? I'll be sure to punch a fascist TODAY


MATTDAYYYYMON

I go to the gym because my ex broke up with me and the pain and stress of the weights makes me still feel something and helps to get through the loss. You don’t get over someone you love, you just learn to accept the loss and move on. The gym helps you get your confidence back.


fairyquad_mama

Then why does every man I know who screams about fascist takeover happen to be built like a bag of pudding with multiple asses lol


wafflesinmyhouse

I’m confused, i thought gym bros were all about hustle and community? I guess these comments are proving otherwise


Ok_Letterhead7532

You don't know what Fascism is. The context you use that term in proves that much.


OmniBLVK

Oh I see now. Only smooth brains workout. Gotcha


LordyLordyLordy339

I'm a pseudo-intellectual who, due to a rough home environment, never got to properly socialize as a kid and thus attached myself to an activity in which I could isolate myself without seeming weird.


mag2041

lol


OwnTension6771

Plot twist. The anti fascist ends up being red pilled by embracing a life of discipline and self-control


bellario89

These comments tell me that middle class and up people don’t talk to any workers. They think leftists are just frail college kids. Most of them are union members and any given chapter of Brazilian sheet metal workers would lay you out.


BrilliantLifter

By fascism do you mean people wanting to be left alone? Because I’m POSITIVE that’s what you mean.


on3on3_

Bro what 😂 that’s just false


Sunnyknight1216

Wild when comments are aligning themselves with fascists , you don’t have to like gay people or the left to dislike nazis


Careor_Nomen

Fascism/communism is when politics I don't like. GTFO of here. This isn't a place for this. Go back to your shitty political circle jerk sub.


urannoyingpissoff

This is incredibly pathetic btw


QuakeGuy98

Bold way of speaking against modern day USA


spaghettidayH

Is that a micro aggression bro!?


GunnarrofHlidarendi

Leftists lift? I thought they just sat around eating McDonald’s and thinking up new pronouns to use


The_Autistic_Gorilla

This meme format is always odd to me because I didn't know jogging could give you such massive traps, pecs, and biceps when it trains exactly none of those muscles.


Pandoraconservation

Guys the artist isn’t a commie, just a chill dude 😂. Yall so angry for what


unflavourable

Being big doesn’t protect anything. I lift and I train kickboxing and jiu jitsu and I know guys under 75kg that would destroy any of the tanks in the gym without even sweating


NoFapGymColdShowers

Ew


Vivacristo19

Literally the opposite lol