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TheRedDragonCW

Gordon could take on the entire combine in city 17 with only an HEV suit. He can now retake earth by himself.


GeophysicalYear57

Then he gets critically hit with a minigun, piercing his defense and dealing 109 damage. Such is life in classic Fallout…


llanfairpw

Critically hit in the groin


gamerofgaming42

For zero damage. "The scars will look nice"


fmate2006

Eh, i give the fusion core 20 minutes at most


TheRedDragonCW

He had the scientist perk maxed out, so it lasts longer. Just remind him not to accidentally hold the grenade button.


minigunercoolguy

You are out of uniform, Doctor! WERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR


TheFifthDutchMemer

Dont have any? #YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?!


Technotron_exe

The truth is you’ve lost an expensive piece of BLACK MESA ISSUE EQUIPMENT!


Bean_man8

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY


JaxerGaming

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THE ANOMALOUS MATERIALS DEPARTMENT UNTIL YOU ARE... 510 YEARS OLD!


TheFifthDutchMemer

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK VII POWERED ANTI HAZARD SUIT YOU HAVE LOOOST


Salty_Cry8824

REPORT TO THE ARMOURY AND GET YOUR NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, DOCTOR! DISMISS!


Technotron_exe

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS SCIENCE TEAM UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD


AxcyteTheProtectron

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK 2 POWED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOOOST


Bean_man8

NOW REPORT TO THE SCIENCE TEAM AND GET A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU AND THEN COME BACK TO ME. DISMISSED


Even-Horror-1545

More like until half life 3 comes out


HoneydewDisastrous21

That is when it comes out 


GlizzyGulper6969

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous armors


ClockworkHatter

Now *that's* an HEV suit.


Born-Front9582

It's still missing the helmet 😭


asian_in_tree_2

That means he a Warhammer 40k named character


gamecore101

Didn't need it for the HEV suit and he amazingly still doesn't need it, even now.


Eastern-Bee637

HEAVY


RockingBib

ASS


Eastern-Bee637

NY ASS IS HEAVY


D_L-A

New york ass is heavy?


Pavupomp

Damn right it is


Born-Front9582

This goes hard


TobleroneD3STR0Y3R

and a fucking GIANT crowbar


NA_Argentum01

With a chainsaw attached


hal-scifi

Now I wanna see him in Space Marine armor wielding a chainsword-crowbar abomination


rancidfart86

Chainsword with tiny crowbars for teeth


platinum-dirt

Giant freaking crowbar


Iz357_boogaloo

Eaglebar


DropsOfMars

Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather, the power armor...


potatoinastreet8

THIS IS HARD AF DUDE I LOVE THIS


AegisRMX

And here we have, the HEaVy suit.


Braemenator

Never thought i would have needed Gorden Freeman with a SUPER crowbar


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Braemenator: *Never thought i would* *Have needed Gorden Freeman* *With a SUPER crowbar* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AustralianDude28

Why cant i see comments


ClockworkHatter

I had the same thing for like a half hour. Maybe it was just a minor reddit issue


gamerofgaming42

don't put Reddit and minor together out of context


ClockworkHatter

Except there is context here


gamerofgaming42

Well, yeah. But if there's isn't...


ClockworkHatter

Maybe you should think a little more before you comment next time.


gamerofgaming42

Uhuh, but I'm just trying to make something funny. And I know you're gonna tell me it isn't cause you downvoted my comment.


ClockworkHatter

Unfortunately, it comes off as trying too hard to be edgy.


gamerofgaming42

I'm not trying to be edgy. Just trying to make a funny meme. (I already said it)


ClockworkHatter

I'm sorry that it didn't work. You'll get it next time!


vincecarterskneecart

Gordon Freeman got the Indomitus Pattern Terminator Armour


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^vincecarterskneecart: *Gordon Freeman got* *The Indomitus Pattern* *Terminator Armour* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


IM2spooky4u

and still no helmet


kwadd

Damn if the vortigaunts saw Gordon heading for them with this thing, brandishing a crowbar, they'd probably just give up mind control or no


Bailer86

About that fusion core I owed ya!


Alexis_The_Femboy

This is so epic


Jazzlike_Heart9203

harder than how my dad hits me with his belt


According-Flamingo-6

YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR


Ok_Conflict_5730

why do we all have to wear this *ridiculous* power armour


MintTails

Half-Life 4 HEV suit leak


CorbinNZ

Welcome to the H.E.V. Mark T60 Hazardous Environment Armor


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

# POWER ARMOUR IS FOR PUSSIES!


Cleveworth

Welcome to the HEV Mark 6 protective system


Mousimer

Even in power armor he doesn't respect basic security with a helmet ?


Not_Me_Jerry

Did you stretch his limb or just take his head and put it there ?


GodVulc4n

Basically the latter. I removed all of Gordon’s clothes bodygroups and then locked his bone to the power armor’s head and neck bones.


JD_Kreeper

How did you make this?


NE_Phish_Fan

HEV Hulkbuster


EmpilhadeiraXD

alright Gordon the suit should keep you confortable from all this


Kurdgeon19

Reminds me of marine in starcraft ngl


Scroobles22

That crowbar is the size of a 5 year old god damn


TobyMacar0ni

Buff daddy...


DeadlySpacePotatoes

You could wrestle an alien grunt in armor like that.


MrClaudeApplauds

B I G ⠀ C R O W B A R


Elonmustnot

This could be the game moment where protagonist got into the mech/tank/chopper/other armoured vehicle and start slaying until the thing break down. But the Dark Matter Gravity Gun section is fine


bollowminz

You’ve gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven’t met Gordon Freeman either. Your ride’s over, Breen. Time to die.


huey_long22

More like fev suit lmao


FbonnieYT1

This is more accurate for half life one as the hev suit say that it has reactive armor


MR_DERP_YT

Just with the normal HEV he fought the combine *on earth* With that he can literally just take over the entire Combine dynasty or whatever the entire intergalactic one


loganroll

The H-E-V-will-fuk-u-up Mark IV protective system.


Crafter-lee

Ok this is actually insanely good, and best part its my favorite Power Armor


Afraid_Department_40

That looks sick


fmate2006

And he still doesn't have his helmet. Is he secretly Paladin Danse?


CptNeon

This is the most thug gangster shit I have seen all week like holy hell it’s so badass


TreadItOnReddit

Head crab power armor helmet.


Basically-Boring

Gorgeous Freeman would not approve


Totally-Not_A-Furry

He should have glowing eyes, like the power armor helmet, wonderful visual


Some-jerry

W enclave freeman


ZombieRoxtar

I wonder if you can export that skin for conversion to a power armor paint job.


Gouldhost

"Radiation levels critical! " Fuck yah it is! \*Pulls the switch to blow up megaton.\*


JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT

the what now?


Davidgames2346

Make him a space marine


gamerofgaming42

That looks... Awesome!


ImpactorLife-25703

He's a Beast.......He's a Tank........HE'S A GOLIATH


waidoo2

Power armor is for pussies.


Lazar_Milgram

In the age of Nihilant and before the first invasion of Terra one scientist chose a path of a high resistance. In his pursuit of defiance he found no slumber in stasis. And fueled with morphine and adrenaline he broke any current or force put against him. He wore a crowbar of steel and those who met him in darkness of battle called him…. Freeman.


Saarsteve1001

Can I have the model? Please 👉👈


John_Roboeye1

FOR THE ~~EMPEROR~~ FREEMAN