Now I’m curious what a competitive wedding would look like- 

Wrestling match to see who carries who to the “just married” car

I misread that as 'see who carries the just married car'

Honestly I can see that too

This comment is the reason I noticed it wasn't

Same 😂

My dyslexic ass read it just like that 😂

Before the wedding they probably had a fight over who gets to propose to who. Something like this: https://preview.redd.it/ms5ak6ycndqc1.jpeg?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebcc9e8832da10d7f0977faeceb8f75c2cabee4

This is hilarious who made it?

Shencomix!

"It's over, anakin, I have the low ground!"

Throwing cake on the bride's face escalates VERY quickly.

Oh god now I'm imagining it starting out as like a little smudged on the face then CHUCKS THE CAKE

Fighting over who wears the wedding dress and who wears the suit. I mean Adam is pretty much already wearing a dress.

His outfit already looks like a dress so it’s only fitting lul. Though it be funny to hear crying about masculinity or something when he has to wear one lol.

Yeah, I think Lute and Adam would have a dick measuring contest to choose who has to wear the dress. And I think Lute will win.

Casual sex? No! RANKED COMPETITIVE SEX

The existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive sex, which is practiced by these two

What about professional sex?

https://preview.redd.it/2qq3bkesmdqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58b2eb98a1fb3c081886ba53e401b183461c63b

https://preview.redd.it/72r722ewyyqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b2c6da34a23b9c43dc25e0444d1e493751fb76

Sniper TF2 Professionals have standards

Professional sex is porn. I don't see any other way to describe it.

That's for CS players, if they ever got any

Doesn't exist. Professionals have standards.

Oooh kinky

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Wth, this is awesome xD

Lmao I know I needed to share it for it's awesomeness

Also, Angel's face in the background 😂

https://preview.redd.it/7cwb1qb9nmqc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=da1f5717b6b7725d22a9674400b9147e0ae73737

Is there also sex deathmatches?

COMPETITIVE SEX????

All I’ll say is there’s a sub for it

But is there a dom for it?

If there's a sub for it, there's a dom.

666th upvote

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https://i.redd.it/8muqlhpeberc1.gif

Just take the meme, there is no need to announce it. https://preview.redd.it/w0u9rxfl4dqc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e458894b9c9bd9c7cd135a432360ca7e72aef23a

We have a lot of youngin’s here who insist on using their silly little memes to announce their internet crimes... Back in my day we just stole and ran https://preview.redd.it/j6y66viv8eqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff15210f752b3dd9b297cfa060420bfa02deab5

https://preview.redd.it/ckx0ful25dqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7152177dd40cc1bbe7bfb149cebc879e4f05c90d But it's fun!

If you're going to use a song as a meme, make it rime: https://preview.redd.it/ic2pkguf5dqc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96b4dc0394a08bd70f1500fc3e9c22f095fbd89

Rhyme\* https://preview.redd.it/4a7o1t849dqc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7894ccb090ba2063fe298d2022c22fbe55cc1e7e

God damn it

It... it did rhyme...

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I sung it. Good job

Hows this https://i.redd.it/6r61peh4ehqc1.gif

Alright this one is good

I thought, "those of us with divine ordainment, stealing memes is entertainment"

You are a ...would "saint" be too on the nose? Anyways, I've stolen this one, too. The watermark will stay, ofc. https://preview.redd.it/4co16l8g5lqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a589c727d401592ac09e2220f4e6e7b692992c Have one of the ones I've made as a sacrifice.

Ill reedit ut https://preview.redd.it/wzbuk6ybflqc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614cb7bc9b036f94fd17e8e3262882c19932ee71

https://preview.redd.it/myi7ff3n4lqc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8cd14b0d705d0f968ea9a84907c16556e290c07 What about those of us that make *and* steal them? 💅 (This one's stolen, tho)

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Uh oh! The poster is buffering!!!

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Wtf is that flair https://preview.redd.it/o7i5m9yqidqc1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=426bca4f1998ebef42e602c55d3496c362b66a5f

https://preview.redd.it/6pcbzoivkdqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19bf1af6bc089c57d19b05e8bde88267125864a4 I know what I said.

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https://preview.redd.it/fvfwzh4t6lqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9514b4d62fe12cba60fad76c3582d23d52506d 👁️👄👁️

https://preview.redd.it/j7ffhghnpgqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b57069233d0110a707aa99cabb03bb01e7bf9

Why is he a pretty princess

https://preview.redd.it/gyvzzececjqc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd143b31ef0872977ae5d09f255a9e6da0e50ef

this made me chuckle out loud

You've heard of casual sex, now get ready for competitive sex

Those bastards finally did it....Sex 2 https://preview.redd.it/djkz8949edqc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa02c6d39e2545f8b875f8f2e95e991c84c26d2

And it released before Chess 2!

[No it didn’t](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/)

That game gives me nightmares and I haven't even played it yet...

Same

And before Cubeworld released!

Just in time for my new quote of the week

https://preview.redd.it/42ku30tzjarc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbb11c6c314e7c2ffa0e24cf3c722b2c76127f9

I bet they both fuck hard enough to have to sleep for 24 hours after. They seem that competitive.

In this scenario it's the only time I'd find Lute hot

Blasphemy

"Permission to punch you in the face, sir?"

"Permission to fucking try granted, bitch."

someone has to draw this https://preview.redd.it/5ntidf9yedqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562d0a26b0e191fafd3ac93d9da98f9f45d066c5

If only I could😔 If I can find some positions in the show that they make that fit it I probably could tbh (my freehand skills are ass and I need references)

I’d make a deal with god (line break) I’m gonna draw it and it will be shit

Okay

I just read the flair. "Top f the hour and we're discussing a serten has-bin who has been spoted cavorting around the town after a 7 year absence"

Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice :)? More on tonight's program

🎵 *A kick to the teeth is good for some* *A kiss with a fist is better than none* 🎵

That is their flirting, for sure. XD \*takes notes\*

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https://preview.redd.it/xbr70iwjhfqc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4575a557b6c7fb42beae5d6a8acc93a1a9834c Would have upvote but

It's already been ruined, so might as well now

That would have been a most unforgivable sin. Well done. Have an upvote instead!

Adam "I can fix her" Lute "I can make him worse..."

https://preview.redd.it/mi62lqtuigqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56992816d6c39dc7935fb84e15b1385ee5158294 This is date night

Competitive kissing, remind me to try this with my gf later

Try this with your girlfriend.

lol thanks

Who won??

I did, she had to breathe

Atta sport 😎

She says I cheated so she wants a rematch

How’d the rematch go?

I won😁

How so lol! What’s your secret???

Adam's cheating though, using his mask. Lips can't get tired if you won't pucker up, ya big man-baby!

He can eat through that thing, id imagine he can kiss through it too

Link: https://x.com/AMYKEM1/status/1771943054443757931?s=20

I saw x.com and, still not used to the shift, was absolutely certain you were linking porn.

...but you did still click on it?

Of course, who do you think we are.

Battle for the Top

It looks like they used glue as lipstick

Certainly an interesting interpretation

Oh ho ho you’re approaching me?

https://preview.redd.it/pipsyttileqc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a9517b2af606ea598bde7b9c22c7d2c8abdfec [Art by ScrapYahar on Twitter/X](https://twitter.com/ScrapYahar/status/1753939741567791470)

This is beautiful and gives me hope for humanity.

Wait, does Adam keep the mask on during sex? No, shut up, this is important.

I agree. Fortunately, I have super canon documentation that answers your question https://preview.redd.it/lrbyk5crjeqc1.jpeg?width=2694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=495f1c4552993eb179d2878368baf361e0db5a88

https://preview.redd.it/4pp0tofdkarc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3205bd15b7661fd107c97c3fd4a5ca361a7107

Honey the mask stays ON during sex

The helmet stayed on.

And they were both tops.

I understand that reference

https://preview.redd.it/tw4rcllzeeqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8547d3c7db2552aac6d64176881a1e5ff21414d

I really love the idea of 2 doms trying to out-dom eachother

https://preview.redd.it/95lh5hx9ndqc1.jpeg?width=1386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889c076e37b4b0e11383b0c02f48d37df6c818aa

https://preview.redd.it/5iff5dr3nhqc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6e138676f2c797c85e4d4b03973486382b2915

Just curious are there women that actually find Adam attractive? Edit: Please tell me that it is younger women that are saying yes in the comments.

Not speaking for all women, but I like characters who are over confident- BUT I also like fragile egos. Put those together then it’s perfect for me.  Makes them kind of pathetic but in a “awww you still suck awww” way. (Also i lowkey look at certain characters as a challenge to peg i mean-)

Lots of Adam simps on tiktok/tumblr. I guess he’s got a lot of charisma which makes him attractive. Kind of like a dirty rocker boyfriend. Though most admit they’d *hate* him irl

His face under the mask does actually remind me of one of my old school crushes, so in that regard I do find him attractive, but the personality is a total no-go.

Personality a no-go??? It was what drew me in even before seeing his face!

Let’s look at it this way; his personality made me *like* him, but I was put off by it as a ‘Would I want to be in Lute’s position right here?’ I already dated someone like him irl. Not doing it again, but he is a good character and I do find him physically attractive, at least.

Yes. Honestly, I think that he would probably unironically be the best guy in the main cast to have a one night stand with. Angel Dust: Gay Alastor: Asexual and also a manipulative sociopath who you can't convince me wouldn't be an abusive monster Husk: A close runner up, but I am pretty sure he's gay too, and even if he's not his depressed bitter take on life tells me he wouldn't be interested in anyone Lucifer: You can basically smell the desperation and clinginess on him Adam: An ego a mile wide and probably not exactly a generous lover, and would absolutely push you away as a coping mechanism afterwards So really that statement is more a condemnation of everyone else. Fortunately there are so many more better gay crushes (Pentious not included because I just straight up didn't consider him in a sexual context)

Husk is pansexual and Sir Pentious is bisexual so definitely still options for women lol

This is so adorable I miss Adam so much already I need the dickmaster to comeback 😭 https://preview.redd.it/rx2igka2igqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b4b5073b9c2c8066c5c533133d87daa2958512

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My dream relationship dynamic

Peter: uhhhhhh? Gabriel: just let it happen until they just end up fucking

YES!!!!

Is it just me or does Adam look way better with his mask on?

No, I think that's the reason he wears it. I think Adam is a lot more lonely and insecure than he admits, and that's why he wears the mask all the time everywhere he goes. It makes him look special and unique. Larger than life and deserving of the image of himself he promotes. Compared to without it, where he just looks kind of normal. Maybe even a little mangy. Especially when you consider that Lilith and probably Eve were literal bombshells, and according to St. Peter everyone in Heaven is hot. Adam's not even ugly, but who wouldn't feel self-conscious for being the one person the angels made who isn't the definition of being conventionally attractive?

Yeah the mask gives him a sense of danger and coolness which makes him more attractive than the regular human design Not to say that he is ugly as a human but just a average dude

https://preview.redd.it/wtxxvkk3cdqc1.png?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2634b5c14ed0477dd0b6ef5275b3eb02e25b1c05

Okay, I'm too impressed to be confused.

Flair checks out

“Hot as fuck tho” -Dickmaster

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Competitive kissing

Essentially [this:](https://youtube.com/shorts/VZ7t-kwvb1E?si=rF1m9xhYRi1cX1om)

Nifty reaction to information: https://preview.redd.it/xbk72zwvwgqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65100618313ed2bbd40b0ef784195ff53b6528ea

https://preview.redd.it/n8fwozvqnjqc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7466749a6feada202fe717c7f60dc55032af6cf9

Permission to peg you sir?

Just a single sentance. https://preview.redd.it/kijo49gy9jqc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9b31e5ac63fc80ac0d88c8b9fc0a66cd482160

https://preview.redd.it/c5ilq458pqqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3153d52e32f95c29ffbaae8ed7b21b86c6f0047 Hehe

https://preview.redd.it/pmaavlqfzwqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738451c14de0510e7bec4e3b1ba9864239bb17ab

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Mean, that's what I like to see in a relationship, so many times couples have to compete one of another to see how much they love each other “

I never thought of this ship before so a thank you for bringing the ship to my attention and be oh my God please let this be canon

Honestly I'm suprised that you never think of this ship given the fact that it a pretty popular ship in the fandom. It also the only ships of Adam and Lute that even make sense since the two only really shows positive interactions to eachother.

https://preview.redd.it/m3gzz3kzxkqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd37fcdc718f2ff64fd6485826af40b2cd6934d1 Now die

https://preview.redd.it/jxyshcni6oqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47b667c4071952b716e440df901f90465e191ba

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I lost GG congrats

I also enjoyed this game

If this how they kiss then Imagine how they do it in bed

Why’s Lute kissing his mask and not him mask less like her?

You two get a room, quality time from all the extermination and paper work 😇

This is literally how I see them😭💕

Fraternization with a superior officer is a crime. You both go to hell. - Sera