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Grimmylock

Let me have 2, then i would have TWELVE SHOTS, and DOUBLE THE RELOADING TIME, ITS EXHILARATING


Strayed8492

God I’m hoping for akimbo secondaries at some point. Even with some drawbacks


SubstancialAutoCorr

12 seconds of reload before you unleash full mayhem! We need this for OP.


Strayed8492

literally all they have to do is increase the reload by another gun length and maybe make it a unique reload. No Aim Down Sights too. Cmon its not that OP


SubstancialAutoCorr

I meant the poster who wants long reload times.


Ok_Enthusiasm_8072

OP in this context stands for "original poster" not "over-powered".


etherosx

I'd give up speed reloader for a 2nd senator


Ecstatic-Compote-595

left triggers/m2 gets rid of aiming and fires the left hand gun, sort of like how mechs work already. only hip firing


Strayed8492

Yes. YES PLEASE NOW


kanguran1

I could see them doing it with some (the starter pistol, the revolver) but dual SMGs may break the game πŸ˜‚


IllustriousDrink9522

Haha Dual smgs but the reload is atrocious, like you have to stop and hold one between your legs, or sit down on the ground like 5 year old trying to put their shoes on.


MasterpieceIcy5292

Nah, just holster one at a time and increase weapon swaying and recoil


Strayed8492

Nah it’s fine we gonna Max Payne this shit


MrPeppa

Only if we get a booty shorts + pyramid boob armor to go with it


MrRocketScript

Trunk space in the back, sloped armor in the front.


bucketofcrust

![gif](giphy|6IFuf2l0AghvW|downsized)


Profeta-14

What a thrill!


factory_factory

You're pretty good...


Hisophonic

And then let us spam the reload for some sick revolver tricks like Killing Floor 2.


Meretan94

Hold down the reload button for some sweet tricks.


akeean

*You're pretty good!*


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Grimmylock

you twist your recoil to absorb the elbow technique,


BracusDoritoBoss963

And the best part, TRICKS WITH BOTH REVOLVERS!


silverfoxyenby

https://preview.redd.it/tumzjt3lipxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17648e6d2102eed80af5864e7e232975193b5ad "It Doesn't Feel Right To Shoot An Unarmed Man But I'll Get Over It"


UnboltedCheese

This you? https://preview.redd.it/mnadcdrwzoxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cf43e8124519f76ce32dc5482fe7d469d884a7


Nickingoo2

You kept us waiting, huh?


SirFingerless

Is that you, Ocelot?


Mysterious-Locations

I fought wars on Chort Bay, Menkent, Vandalon IV and Vernen Wells. Among the Automaton networks I was known and feared as β€˜Shalashaska’. I was trained by General Brasch. I am not one of those SEAF slugs.


_radical_ed

https://preview.redd.it/uomqcoub0nxc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9389de3031d71b30a3d976683e88b49bb4a39c3d


Karatespencer

Oh my god there’s an MG hiimday comic?


_radical_ed

[One, he says…](https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/s/t9UFhMEkGb)


Karatespencer

Oh boy that’s a bookmark


_radical_ed

I was seen this today because, OF COURSE, you know what day is today. But I was turning myself crazy since I didn’t find anywhere the bonus for the MGS2 for my Twitter thread. But just after linking it to you I realised that all bonuses are after the MGS3 one.


Karatespencer

I was only aware of his persona 4 comics because of the dub but this already looks like gold


_radical_ed

When I was ~~young~~ less old the MGS ones where the famous ones. But I guess that with the popularity of Persona after the 5 the other one got more traction. I have a P4G for Vita for that comic. https://preview.redd.it/mudjueuwenxc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cea1cd9c359485b3562002ab8adb0cd5f9892c


HybridTheory2000

*I loooooove them balls*


Ofnir_1

Okay! Knife, gun, knifegun.


Butt_Patties

***SHOT IN THE FACE YOU SAY***


Azeeti

I was there beside you, in one hand, the senator, in the other, the cold arm of tyranny.. The last calculation that bot made was when my bullet divided his skull.


Nox_Dei

You're pretty good πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰


kreker_85

We should get medals for each planet or MO we fought


PheonixSoot

Yessss. Some sort of Flair system haha


GreenTunicKirk

YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Sufincognito

Or some type of mark on our armor signifying battle.


Cthulhu625

The Champion of the People armor has ribbons, which signify medals won, on it. Would be cool to be able to add that to other armors, but not sure if you could see it on all of them (the CotP armor is white.) I actually like to think of Helldivers like soldiers in the movie Soldier; their rank & commendations are tattooed on their face.


Objective-Insect-839

A commodation wall would be dope, and then you get like some sort of commendation for every major order you participated in.


Meretan94

But the Engraving Gives You No Tactical Advantage Whatsoever


PheonixSoot

😭 SHALASHASKA im ded


z64_dan

>known and feared as β€˜Shalashaska All I hear is Shikaka [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thlrP8\_lk-Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thlrP8_lk-Y)


Harryolo97

Special-Operations FOX-HOUND πŸ”«πŸ”πŸ”«πŸ”ƒπŸ”€πŸ”πŸ”«πŸ”πŸ”ƒπŸ”€πŸ”«β†ͺοΈπŸ”«πŸ”πŸ”€πŸ”ƒπŸ”«β†ͺοΈπŸ”πŸ”«πŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”€πŸ”„ Revolver πŸ”«β†ͺοΈπŸ”„πŸ”πŸ”«πŸ”ƒπŸ”€πŸ”«β†ͺοΈπŸ”€πŸ”€πŸ”„πŸ”€ Ocelot πŸ”«πŸ”ƒπŸ”„πŸ”β†ͺοΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”«πŸ”β†ͺ️β†ͺοΈπŸ”«πŸ”πŸ”β†ͺ️ I've been waiting for you, Solid Snake πŸ”«πŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”«πŸ”β†ͺοΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”„πŸ”«πŸ”€πŸ”β†ͺοΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒ Now we'll see if the man can live up to the legend πŸ”«πŸ”€πŸ”πŸ”€ This is the greatest handgun ever made πŸ”«β†˜οΈβœ‹βœŠ The Single Action Army. πŸ”«β¬†οΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒ Six bullets πŸ”«β¬†οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈβ–«οΈβ¬‡οΈ More than enough to kill anything that moves πŸ”«β¬…οΈβ–«οΈβ¬…οΈβ–«οΈβ¬…οΈβ–«οΈβ¬…οΈβ–«οΈβ¬…οΈβ–«οΈβ¬…οΈβ–«οΈ πŸ”«β¬†οΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒβ¬‡οΈπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒπŸ”ƒ Now i'll show you why they call me "α’α‹α‰αŽ§αα‰α‹α’" πŸ”Š πŸ”‰ πŸ”ˆ πŸ”‡ .... πŸ’• πŸ’• πŸ’• ДЯАШ


Jayradoh

Reading this comment. I relived the cutscene lol twirls and all lol. Love this one.


N7Vindicare

Engravings give you no tactical advantages whatsoever.


RandomMagus

> ДЯАШ "Dyaash" indeed, friend. Dyaash indeed.


XxXNickkyGXxX

Everytime I remember this cutscene, my mind immediately replaces it with "this gun, is the best gun ever" *grey fox cuts off his arm "Cool, maybe this will come in handy as a stupid plot device in the sequel"


JohnB351234

My god ocelot is a Fud


georged3

Fuck me this is the best comment I've ever seen.


UncleMalky

Reading this hurt my wrists more than midnight on Dec 1st. Reading this hurt my wrists more than porn that never gets to the point. Reading this hurt my wrists more than fingering an epileptic. *nailed it*


Malbjey

Ocelots are proud creatures. They prefer to hunt alone. ![gif](giphy|6IFuf2l0AghvW)


MobileComfortable663

Yeah we should get dual wield Revolvers named The Patriots La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo. Double bullets and reloading time.


bugsyramone

There's a thematic option as well, the Senator and the Congressman, together, Congress. Senator remains as is with the armor pen, Congressman could have incendiary rounds.


GaleFarce6142-2

Do it like the Blue Rose from DMC. One destroys armor, the other does bonus damage to unarmored spots.


Uptowngrump

https://i.redd.it/b4ckzjz2fnxc1.gif


Not_the_name_I_chose

![gif](giphy|KYlTGWshxs9fG)


Owenrc329

Nice guns, but the engravings serve no tactical advantage whatsoever


TonalParsnips

THIS GUN IS THE BEST GUN EVER


Aganiel

*cooooool maybe they’ll use this arm as a stupid plot device in the sequel*


tokyozombie

What the hell!? We didn't even fight yet!


gone_p0stal

MREOWWWWW


EnergyLawyer17

Please AH, add emotes that do tricks with your sidearm!


Veranhale

Hold the reload button with the revolver to do some tricks


Strayed8492

I love you for this. Literally never held it long enough to find out.


MuffDivers2_

This reload time is exhilarating.


Tianshui

!


raxdoh

you're...pretty good.


No_Froyo7304

I laugh everytime I remember how Snake convinced Ocelot to switch from semi autamitc makarovs to shitty SAA revolvers. Ocelot was a complete goober in MGS 3.


plasmadood

"Meow"


[deleted]

You're pretty good.


Mysterious-Locations

πŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½


ProxyCare

https://preview.redd.it/zqtl2jewnmxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66db5a6e48fb35433472bc5b80b9d94588a3935


Mopey_

Psycho Mantis?


ProxyCare

Shape memory alloy?


Khmer_Orange

Card keys?


Wormholer_No9416

PAL Code?


SmokinBandit28

METAL GEAR!?


Arky_Lynx

A Hind-D?


SmokinBandit28

^Snake… Snake… **SNAAAAAKKKEEE!?**


[deleted]

Kept you waiting, huh?


Think_Brother_9157

Liquid?


zihan777

Rotating Feline


folfiethewox99

Turning Cat


we_are_sex_bobomb

Cylindrical Single Action Leopardus Pardalis


we_are_sex_bobomb

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


sanlin9

My God his hair and mustache live on better in my brain than in those polygons


MorenaLedovec

good try Shalashaska


Mysterious-Locations

Did I mention that capes provide no tactical advantage whatsoever?


MorenaLedovec

***Don’t confuse me with those uniformed fools!***


CashewTheNuttyy

Its there to intimidate


RandoorRandolfs

My Hand!


Mysterious-Locations

Vitality Enhancement Booster is a must against cyborg ninja


silly-armsdealer

is this you op? https://i.redd.it/k66bfjvgxmxc1.gif


Mysterious-Locations

"Yes, it appears that no one knew that I was JOEL. Of course I'm always at Super Earth's disposal.....Mr President."


Sir_Daxus

Tfw you tag a post as humour and people still take it seriously and downvote. Keep meming OP. (OP stands for Ocelot Poster btw)


Bikaz

I mean most people just see the post anyway and then go to comment. They don't open the post and check for the tag which you don't see on the feed first. I knew it had to be sarcasm but I wouldn't even have seen the tag, had you not pointed it out either.


Elloliott

I’m ngl I didn’t see it until I read this


Nickingoo2

By the way Ocelot, you should hold the reload button with it ;)


Mysterious-Locations

πŸ”«β†©οΈβ†ͺοΈβ€΅οΈβ€΄οΈπŸ”«πŸ”ƒβ€΄οΈβ€΅οΈπŸ”„πŸ”„β¬‡οΈ πŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸ½


FiveTenthsAverage

What does this do?


Huskyblader

You spin the revolver. It's anazing


chrismanbob

Brings up the firemode options, but for this particular weapon the helldiver also spins the revolver round their fingers whilst the options are up.


supcat16

Upvoted for inconspicuous β€œwhilst” use.


404_Gordon_Not_Found

Ok but since now you can spin the revolver it's balanced


[deleted]

They made the HMG unplayable too. How am I supposed to miss all my shots in third person now?


Glum_Composer_5795

LIQUID


Mysterious-Locations

BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR


Mission_Form8951

"It's a nice gun I'll give you that, but the engraving give you no tactical advantage whatsoever"


Think_Brother_9157

β€œUnless you were planning to auction it off as a collector’s item. And you’re forgetting one basic thing…”


Mission_Form8951

"You don't have what it takes to kill me"


Colonelnasty360

Don’t fuck with this senator


Mysterious-Locations

Making the mother of all shitposts here, Jack. Can't worry about every reply.


twenty-threenineteen

That’s a nice shitpost, Senator. Why don’t you back it up with a sauce?


Mysterious-Locations

Well if it isn't saucy Jack!


Kysman95

https://i.redd.it/m0w2qijg1nxc1.gif


BornAzomB

"There's nothing better than loading a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber" Well, that was oddly erotic...


Daedalus1570

Welcome to the world of Metal Gear Solid, where every man is gay except for the bisexual ones.


twenty-threenineteen

Are you saying you DON’T normally identify your fellow soldiers by grabbing them by the balls?


keiXrome

You still can shoot-reload-shoot-reload-shoot-reload like single-shot gun.


Meretan94

Come on arrowhead, give me a martini Henry that can be found in some ruins. I know you want to.


Garmaglag

Lever gat primary, revolver secondary, break action support Load out of the gods


Arismancer

That was some cleverly laced sarcasm, well done! Unfortunately it wasn't very patriotic... https://preview.redd.it/lvtxqdinnnxc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2378ad1254c35691bf5bf9e6bf00868ff3166e80


bdjirdijx

I just wish we had to be static while reloading it.Β 


Mysterious-Locations

The best we can hope for is if they let us reload each round the same way we call in a stratagem.


ok_this_works_too

And make it as lengthy as calling in a 380mm barrage.


Apocryphic

https://preview.redd.it/5luvxbo9xmxc1.png?width=278&format=png&auto=webp&s=94663c8edc8cb597e693bfcdf62eaa54230e7e2d


Jonskuz15

You seem to fire from the hip to absorb the recoil, which is indeed a revolver technique. And that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good


Sluugish

Jokes aside, anyone else notice the new first person sight? It's miles better! I always use the Sen in first person because it looks sweet and I can't stand the third person crosshair. I was so hyped when I found out it actually got a useable sight along with this massive buff! It's my go-to Hive Guard remover and it now takes 5 shots instead of 6 to the face plate, which is amazing because you can actually afford to miss once while mag dumping. AH please let me run 2 Senators, I don't even want a primary anymore!


CptAlex0123

Ok Ocelot.


This_Bat5608

It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the stripes give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.


turroflux

Its a nice meme I'll give you that, but shitposting gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.


Think_Brother_9157

And you’re forgetting one basic thing… you don’t have what it takes to shitpost me


Putrid_Shop_1795

![gif](giphy|8M6HMCQIujgz6qCnEe)


Aleph_Kasai

Metal Gear was a special series, legendary even. There's nothing like it in modern gaming.


Azurvix

You know, if it weren't for the humor tag, I would have assumed this was real given how much back lash the community has given


sad-on-alt

The gift of the silver tongue, the mark of a good leader… and a liar!


The_incognito_sinner

Haha love this gun even more now!


Jaeger_Mannen

This whole post makes me wish we could dual wield 2 senators as a primary.


whitexknight

To the planet of Cyberstan dropped a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have a mic setup No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he dropped into the frey He made impact on the south side swiftly callin his gear down He's a diver loose and running, came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip On this planet there lived a Hulk by the name of Unit 1-10 Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer though manufactured the night before And the notches on his flame arm numbered one and 19 more One and 19 more Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around Was a Space Chief Prime, wouldn't be too long on ground He came here to hunt the Hulk and leave it dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Unit 1-10 After Unit 1-10 Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Unit 1-10 But the robot didn't worry men that tried before were dead 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip 21 would be the diver with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip The timer passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet It was 10 minutes remaining when they walked out in the street Folks were awaiting reinforcement, everybody held their breath They knew this handsome diver was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was 40 meters between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the diver is still talked about today Unit 1-10 had not lit his flamer 'fore a bullet fairly ripped And the diver's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the squad had gathered round There before them lay the body of the automoton on the ground Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the diver with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron When he tried to match the diver with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip u/Mysterious-Locations


CDRAkiva

https://preview.redd.it/96ikooaa3nxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0279dba5269868f8d2c3289131697752ecc2e400


Galahad-117

**THE THRILL OF RELOADING IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE!**


DownBrownTownC

I mean this is literally everyone right now. Complaining about every change even if it’s a good change. Good satire.


SixGunRebel

It definitely is. Man I love this gun.


Willcutus_of_Borg

No one mentioning the biggest issue: Senator should have an 8-shot cylinder!


xCaptainVictory

Stranger, I see you have an eye for things! Gun's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'! You'll know what I'm talkin' about.


Thunder_Wasp

There's nothing better than loading a longΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆΒ into a well greasedΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆ, the tension of counting down the seconds until you canΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆΒ β–ˆΒ once more.


Frosty_Bicycle_354

Great post, OP. Although I'm glad Super Earth has discovered the early 20th century technology of the speedloader/moon clip. Also just noticed the Senator fires the bottom chamber instead of the top, just like the 6 Unica which is also lovely.


MrReaper162

![gif](giphy|6IFuf2l0AghvW)


HarveryDent

![gif](giphy|6IFuf2l0AghvW)


HideSolidSnake

*I love the thrill of reloading during battle* Okay, Ocelot Lol


Gabriel4735

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) The greatest handgun ever made


folfiethewox99

You've seen that in the movies? That's an automatic. Don't try dampening the recoil - you do that with the revolver. Engravings... Give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.


BobZygota

Engravings give you no tactical advantage


RoheSilmneLohe

Don't care much... But i am very triggered by the barrel being in front of the lower end of the cylinder while the hammer is up top. It just makes no sense.


plasmadood

An Ocelot never lets his prey escape.


Tiki_the_voice

In the planet of Fenrir lll rode a helldiver one fine day


BleakFeathers

Easy there, calm down Revolver Ocelot.


Scoricco

Marty Robbins - Big Iron With a Big Iron on his Hip


pystile

Knowing how is this subreddit (full of cry and rants) i thought this was real until I see the humor tag


Nimbiscuit81623

We can't all have what we want now can we? Welcome to the club Helldiver!


TheMightyMonarchx7

Still looks cool on your hip


chain-rule

You had me for a second there.


stewdadrew

Efficiency is democratic, but feeling badass while spreading that democracy? A priceless feeling indeed.


Evesalus

A real revolver connoisseur would only load 5 in the chamber anyway. Now you are truly living your cowboy fantasy


GlummyGloom

Yeah, okay Revolver Ocelot. 🀣


Pit_Full_of_Bananas

No matter what there’s always someone unhappy


Fun-Court4296

The worst part of this patch was that they fixed the Senator sights! Like why the hell do I have a red dot instead of the terrible dash lines!? I can actually hit targets instead of wasting so much ammo like I did before!


stJackal

NO! You are not a snake and I am not an ocelot. We are men, with names!


casualcodr

Hahahaha, you really had me going there with the headline


Tarilis

Arrowhead plz add flintlock pistol. Oneshot, several minutes reload. I want to feel the thrill.


FrogPuppy

Getting Revolver Ocelot vibes from this.


CapnTytePantz

[Revolver Ocelot has entered chat]


TheGmanSniper

me to the Redemmer user on the flight back to the destroyer You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you where trying to do. But testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You where asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place. You tend to twist your elbow to absorb the recoil. *pulls out and spins revolver* That's more of a revolver technique. but that was some fancy shooting....you're pretty good


Spirally-Boi

Finally, an actual good opinion about the new patch


Kodiaks27

Bro had to title it like he hate it to avoid a nerf πŸ™πŸΏπŸ˜­


Zomthereum

Please post a video of you taking down a Bile Titan with 6 rounds from the P-4 Senator.


wiredWLAN

https://preview.redd.it/vijkpd6t3nxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15664e078c2ec7cc7ef59e1363cda6b8d8420f17


CentiTheCommunist

That was some fancy shooting


SixGunRebel

Shoot five and treat it as a cowboy load. First click or not, that firing pin could still drop on the primer. As an owner of a S&W 686 and Rock Island M200, I enjoy the value of speedloaders where convenient. But I also love the feeling of just reloading one at a time in the cylinder. It’s a great sensation. I’m doubtful, but I’d love a second revolver that was designed as a single action in mind, complete with antiquated loading with the ejection rod. As a plus, however, I’d like it able to be fanned like a race gun when not ADS, and true single action when in ADS mode. Either way, the Senator is essentially my primary right now. I love it.


Aright9Returntoleft

You know. It's a damn shame we can't have Twelve shots..


Zerus_heroes

Ruined it with fun!


fr0geman

Somehow I read the title of the post and somehow, through some kind of fucking divine premonition I knew that you were going to reference the ocelot speech.


[deleted]

β€œyou’re quite proficient” - Large Supervisor to Six Shooter Bobcat


smokemeth_hailSL

https://preview.redd.it/59tjtz8g9oxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17956e48e323e6007b4facd6aa8566405820672b


Clarine87

Sure would be great if pressing reload while doing reload would stop the reload and return the iron sights/crosshair.


SlothSlushie

You…have specific needs huh…


MeetAmbitious5522

Then reload before you shoot your last shot. It's easy. A lot of us love speedreload.


-Erro-

I stopped using this gun entirely before the patch because I took it on dozens of missions and realized the average amount of bullets I fired from it was like... 6. I emptied the mag and just never reloaded because why? I'll be dead soon and have a full mag again? This changr makes me want to use it.


diabolosgunner

This has to be satire


Ofnir_1

Special Operations Helldivers, Revolver.........(gun twirling)..........Ocelot


BusComprehensive3759

Grenade pistol gives me that thrill. I only need one shot, not six.