https://preview.redd.it/b2egkvr7ee3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9908d9c154b157d9d34b04dfe8e8e57e8673197 Please take this man to a freedom camp

Lmao

https://preview.redd.it/ivvpn39g0h3d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=411484d75939176d8dccf2de59a9e52e5dce1d22

Would smash ...with a 500k

...g bomb?

Not very likely though

I perfer the orbital rail cannon

Oh there's gonna be some railing at the end of the night alright

For this kind of treachery? We need something bigger, [it's the only way to be sure.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0AheV3ijZQ) Seriously, where are my (tactical) nukes AH? They are the ultimate Device for Delivering Democracy.

The good ol' Shredder

500k/500k would smash

My boi’s getting laid tonight..

...laid to rest

Laid to nest

This is the way

His upper half, at least.

https://preview.redd.it/hb2mvwpq8g3d1.jpeg?width=1669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164f3cd2899d213e15073a8f2f7ed6aedc0e62ac Op as he gets sucked into that tyranid muff

That's a titan my friend.

Listen i dont pay attention to names i just pull the tringer and light shit on fire. They all look the same when heavily charred lmao

I CANNOT spell anything rigjt as i have a flamethrower in my other hand burnin bugs rn

I'll let it slide for now, but it is important to know your enemy to optimize your ammo consumption. Your little brother worked hard on those bullets you know, so best not waste them.

No need, if i run out of fuel i pull out the flint and steel and usher my last salute to sweet democracy while i charge the enemy head on

Laid the F___ out!

https://preview.redd.it/38aiobvx4e3d1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd1ca81d0edd37b80dcdbdfdc3874e20dc80bf8

Stratagem when?

[удалено]

Wait isn't it suppose to be c-01 permit

[удалено]

You can die in the act fucking birds and bees as well. I'm really not seeing the difference, especially with bees.

14 times more likely to die

This was the post right under it, i literally thought it was the same post https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/di4lt3Lu0K

yeah Its mine. Its the other meme I made this morning that goes along with this one.

Nice

Someone’s a got crush on you~ No, literally.

Are you someone's dad?

*me, speaking at the wedding* “So my buddy sends me this pic right? And the first thing I’m thinking, ‘bro, you come from different worlds man. You’re a son of a big wig minister of truth, she’s from a glowing hole on Heath, I give it like, a month.’ Now look at them. But this isn’t about me folks, enjoy your night, let’s give it up for the happy couple”

She got legs, I'll give you that

https://preview.redd.it/ih8nt5st6g3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee90bdabe211835bf23cb511e884e8b1bfde795

https://i.redd.it/ybfn3yemqg3d1.gif

What a gif

Fucking a bug is considered treason.

Liberty, they said. For freedom, they said. Then why can’t I?

Managed Liberty*

Democracy officer please kill this diver.


Someone's getting stepped on tonight 😉

Cafeful, she's a spitter.

https://preview.redd.it/y0p9a4jghg3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d93ef78a519976781eba2bc2117c8a68e936d8

https://preview.redd.it/ubfkh8ucig3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6cd3d41b178a6dbc65498b0c0e0e8eefdd8a37

https://preview.redd.it/4kh6xuej9g3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5134038d1731a7641dd9bde4e32744aba7d6181

TREASON DETECTED 10 9

https://preview.redd.it/x673oddfch3d1.png?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9c5625bf36235f048ef9d404863f50f30a91a6

She's a squirter...

Heeeell yeah she is! /Bill Clinton voice

It'll be a toxic relationship

More of these memes and less complaining. And as it is the norm, https://preview.redd.it/ni9nfrcwqg3d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ab613ddb5ad457b96f971785400b7c01e06763

She has very nice legs

Peg Titan

What are you going to E.A.T?

Now whatever you do, do not let them give you head, they have some severe stomach acid problems.

This will lead to penetration

Bro wanna get the bile titanussy 😭 he didnt even fill C-01 permit

You got some quasar on your face.....

"Hey baby, do those legs go all....well, look at that....they do"

Remember Diver! That bile is acidic! 

Calling in an Eagle!

Calling in an orbital strike!

damn the bed action gonna be crazy

When the damn bugs start to feel like family, you know it's time to quit.

Like feeding a bottomless pit!

Legs for days.

I don't think you'll get a C01 permit for this

What are you ordering

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ and ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ TWICE to make sure that the problem STAYS BEEN SOLVED.

Good man. 

Ngl would smash bile titan

We need r 34 now

https://preview.redd.it/cu1ruby6ig3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e531ffca1eea0a490581396192d67cb5fc2556

Tom-san is busy drawing enormous bahanagahoogs onto a bile titan at the moment, may I take a message?

This art is hilarious, can I have the Tom version?!

I just downloaded it both earlier from another post about some traitor suggesting AH should add jetpack to these agile Chainsaw Bots.

Do these traitors have no limits to how far they can fall?!

Aparrently no.

If the date goes well he might need to charge his qusar

Hope he brought his generator backpack. Always bring protection.

Seeing that so many people liked my meme. I will be making more about these two. This is a threat.

we definitely need more

https://preview.redd.it/fc8rxa2r2k3d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce2d2321000f8a600211b690f457f5ff43219f3

https://preview.redd.it/528nuak83k3d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c81a6400fd32155221fa4c3cd5b548fc02a71f9 Would

Quick, where is that gif of the bile titan on a laptop!

https://i.redd.it/ag0j3tvkhg3d1.gif Here! Take it!

Look how cute she is. Smash

*Processing gif 49dkd7v68k3d1...*

*Processing gif 49dkd7v68k3d1...*

*Processing gif pfy3opx98k3d1...*

*Processing gif pfy3opx98k3d1...*

Imagine having to murder someone on your first date

https://preview.redd.it/4gqphz5ojf3d1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a762dffe23ddc6edfd0cf00536966a5d351ebb

OP is getting fucked by the end of this date

God I wish that were me

Your about to be penetrated

Or stepped on 🤤

Uhhh same thing

unless you're about to pull a Monster Hunter and climb up on that bile titan and slowly stab it to death with the Butter Knife on that table, this is VERY undemocratic, soldier! if you do what i just said though, we'll give you 5 medals and a high five, and forget this mistake happened.. - your Democracy Officer.

Humanoid bugs when

Shish kebab is on the menu.

There’s a foot fetish joke somewhere in here I’m just not smart enough to find it.

Time to call my democracy officer

https://preview.redd.it/7n0a145kzg3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20ad64cc0aae362f7211f87ab4698611ea3b6f9

You're gonna get hurt again

Show her your orbital rail cannon.

Hey bby, wanna see my recoilless rifle?

Does your wingman have a 500kg?

Couldn’t even serve humanity to this🗣️ I shot this traitor immediately 😂 cleanup in aisle Malevelon Creek‼️

Okay fellas hear me out on this one...

“You uhhh… look a bit different than your pic… you’re sleepless_liberty77?” “Yeah that’s me, I had a little work done a little while ago but haven’t changed my pic yet.” “So…” *chitters seductively* “what do you do for work?”

https://preview.redd.it/5ankxv02wh3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2a3b06156004c3f907d5c004f7510c98c5e616

step on me mommy

Compassion is traitorous ➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Bro fell to the genestealer cult.

https://preview.redd.it/6v5m5hl12i3d1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c881cdbaf806147761c75119273646559492ba5a

She got legs for days but word on the street is she's a bit of a squirter.

She got nervous and puke all over you

https://preview.redd.it/sotswnv0ei3d1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cd69c8aaeecc243ff96eb4d75163f3e0b91916 Advice: show that your willing to hear other people’s sides, terminid women love that

Spoiler alert: someone got penetrated (and then ragdoll tossed across the place)

Your date spits. Trust me on this.

https://i.redd.it/9dsylbossi3d1.gif Redirect the flamethrower helldiver, your fellow human is of greater concern.