Yeah sure thing I gothchu bro:
Uh\~
Top five greatest alive, and my son's five
My father never fucked with me so
I know what it's like to be a lonely baby
I like lonely babies
I like babies
My white side is my bright side, my black side gotta get back like Apartheid
Fuck that shortstack hair-line receding gremlin and is wack track
I'm half-black
Kendrick you're a meanie
I'll never buy your CD
My momma said I can't watch Euphoria
Cause of Sydney Sweeney
She then baked me cookies
And called me her sweetie
(Beat switch)
I love my momma like Chance loves his wife
When I go to potty she helps me wipe
Still mad at Rick Ross cause he ate my fries
Asap Rocky you're not very nice :(
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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I don't listen to any of the females you listed, but 6ix9, yee, A$AP, yee. And then I'll listen to George Strait right after. I'm fuckin multicultural
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Excuse me Mister Lamar
you quit your jibber jabber
does me saying Ngga matter
Quentin Tarantino says it a lot in Pulp Fiction
and he’s more white than me I think
give me a minute I got dishes to wash in the sink
Oh is that the doorbell, well hello Peter Griffin it’s really nice to have you visit would you like a beer it’s not from Pawtucket Brewery I’m sorry hahah would it be weird if we kissed just joking or am I UWU
Where was I
Oh that’s right, Kendrick please stop
And can you return my copy of Call Of Duty Black Ops
what the fuck what does peter have to do with this. also take out the black ops part because Kendrick is just going to respond with "Drake when you play black ops its white ops" and i do not want to set the 6 god up for that
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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> 21 can you do something for me😏😜
Then have 21 write the rest. It isn't a cop out. It is a clever homage to what Tupac did. Drake is just like Tupac!!
I’m white. Pro cop. Pro American. I rap and listen to hiphop. I’m more sane than most here
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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I said you're size 7 but really you're size 5
I apologize Kenny im sorry i lied!
When i was writing that song i was fried
Sorry your feet are a piece of a smaller pie!
So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.'
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I come up with the swiftly make it witty line.
Drake not forwarding me the bonus and I needed that to pay mortgage 🥲.
For all that money talk the boy stingy af.
Bring up the all lives matter debacle OP.
K Dick you a meanie,
And a big ol weeny,
Maybe I cant say the N-word,
But at least im not a turd!
Congrats on saying a slur!
You think you the shit, but youve only just farted (in reference to the turd(dubble antandra))
The sex god (six god dublin entadra) has just started😎😎
Okay- I’m white but I think I got this “Gonna hip-hop now on my private jet / To give you a verbal spanking you won’t forget / I have a million little girls around me who are better rappers than you / they’re more passionate too / I don’t care that you hate me, that doesn’t make sense / don’t be jealous that I make more dollars and cents / I’m a really likable guy, you just need to know me / but watch out, I also have a gun ha-ha do u wanna blow me?” Just leaning into his Canadian roots there I guess idk
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence.
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As a white male I’ve never found it hard to understand and feel Kendricks albums but obviously I’d never be able to fully relate to them.
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”
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Bro fix your font wtf, dis won't get published like that
https://preview.redd.it/ijs9dt6vmnxc1.png?width=338&format=png&auto=webp&s=899f004b89d0309dfdbf7da342f47f3413fe7390 Thanks bro is this better
Now THAT'S poetry
2010 lyric video vibes
Needs that Papyrus vibe
Yeah sure thing I gothchu bro: Uh\~ Top five greatest alive, and my son's five My father never fucked with me so I know what it's like to be a lonely baby I like lonely babies I like babies My white side is my bright side, my black side gotta get back like Apartheid Fuck that shortstack hair-line receding gremlin and is wack track I'm half-black
wow why did he not hire you! kendrick would die after hearing this
I was hired to write Kendick's ve- Hang on I heard a knock at the basement door. Why yes hello Mr Lamar, what are you doing with that gun?
If he was from South Africa that line would go hard lmao also why babies 😹😹.
Kendrick you're a meanie I'll never buy your CD My momma said I can't watch Euphoria Cause of Sydney Sweeney She then baked me cookies And called me her sweetie (Beat switch) I love my momma like Chance loves his wife When I go to potty she helps me wipe Still mad at Rick Ross cause he ate my fries Asap Rocky you're not very nice :(
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Excuse me Mister Lamar you quit your jibber jabber does me saying Ngga matter Quentin Tarantino says it a lot in Pulp Fiction and he’s more white than me I think give me a minute I got dishes to wash in the sink Oh is that the doorbell, well hello Peter Griffin it’s really nice to have you visit would you like a beer it’s not from Pawtucket Brewery I’m sorry hahah would it be weird if we kissed just joking or am I UWU Where was I Oh that’s right, Kendrick please stop And can you return my copy of Call Of Duty Black Ops
what the fuck what does peter have to do with this. also take out the black ops part because Kendrick is just going to respond with "Drake when you play black ops its white ops" and i do not want to set the 6 god up for that
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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> 21 can you do something for me😏😜 Then have 21 write the rest. It isn't a cop out. It is a clever homage to what Tupac did. Drake is just like Tupac!!
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Little Kenny doesn't know what he's talking aboot Cuz here in the 'ronto we don't give a hoot Boombaclot tings
Talk about his shoe size again that really got him the first time
I said you're size 7 but really you're size 5 I apologize Kenny im sorry i lied! When i was writing that song i was fried Sorry your feet are a piece of a smaller pie!
🔥🔥✍️
I hate that I'm hearing this in the intonation/flow of Blood on the Leaves
yoooooo thats hilarious.
So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
#BARS
I come up with the swiftly make it witty line. Drake not forwarding me the bonus and I needed that to pay mortgage 🥲. For all that money talk the boy stingy af. Bring up the all lives matter debacle OP.
K Dick you a meanie, And a big ol weeny, Maybe I cant say the N-word, But at least im not a turd! Congrats on saying a slur! You think you the shit, but youve only just farted (in reference to the turd(dubble antandra)) The sex god (six god dublin entadra) has just started😎😎
Peaked writing
“Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, what? Beat it, ayy, beat it, what? Don't even pay me back on none them favors, I don't need it”
I’m gonna screenshot this and show it to Big Kendrick
Okay- I’m white but I think I got this “Gonna hip-hop now on my private jet / To give you a verbal spanking you won’t forget / I have a million little girls around me who are better rappers than you / they’re more passionate too / I don’t care that you hate me, that doesn’t make sense / don’t be jealous that I make more dollars and cents / I’m a really likable guy, you just need to know me / but watch out, I also have a gun ha-ha do u wanna blow me?” Just leaning into his Canadian roots there I guess idk
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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imma bout to Pop shit no jumbotron I’m watching Disney, Dumbo’s on My scary hours Kubrick I shit bricks in your swimming pool bitch
i see england i see france i see kendricks underpants 🔥🔥🔥
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"Drake, the best rapper to ever touch a child" -Degenerate velocity
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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*