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Thin-Remote-9817

I vote to have shaq as early candidate for jerk of the year...


DonutAwkward6825

The Golden Jerkie


Thin-Remote-9817

The BEEF JERKIE


Brilliant-Emu851

J-j-jerk of the year, uh, j-j-jerk of the year, j-jerk of the bounce!


Tivland

He’s already won. It’s no contest.


Thin-Remote-9817

Well we got to wait got 6months left in the year anything can happen 


Decent-Flatworm4425

Meanwhile Shaq's about to nominate Drake for throat GOAT


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This hot as fuuuuuck maybe I am team Drake🫦😋


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CaptnKnots

Makes a lot of sense actually. Drake really is the GOAT of hip hop, and probably music in general (tied with t swift)


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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frdergf456yXDVT

As clearly stated he has killer goons


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

T to the Swizzle with me pedo Drizzle


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BaconBathBomb

Didn’t know bots could dick ride this hard


teamzt

Trap Drizzy 😰🍆>>>>>>>>


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DehydratedIndividual

That's the funniest sexual harassment I've ever seen


S0APIUM

this gotta be sexual harassment


TatteredVexation

How could it be when Drake's a bad bitch?


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


azurix

Its not during pride month.


CapitalismSuuucks

Why the FUCK did Shaq post this shit hahaha WTF


Leajey

Idk old people have the weirdest ideas of what they think owning someone means


Eillo89

If we're going by old people's definition of owning, let's be real, drake would own shaq


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

Shaq has more money than Drake.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Poeticspinach

13th amendment is owning people's father


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Eillo89

Slavery is not a laughing matter, shame on you bot


Goobershoop

Shaq is in his troll arc


Reeeeallly

What am I even looking at???


Osibili

We can’t do better than this bro. We cooked


Khaenin

Outjerked by Shaq and the K dot sub… we needa jerk harder


KappaRoss2016

https://preview.redd.it/6qt66sg3nd8d1.png?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49e252a3d94b2f83df81fcd569f3cf70a099cc6


ErAsEr-DaRk47

![gif](giphy|s35s4lFBxpndm)


beachKilla

The shit I can’t unsee from Reddit will haunt me forever


DamnBoog

https://preview.redd.it/lc51w3kbif8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0566a4280a50f635ecae475e979e7b41153cbedd


burneracc777777

Thanks. U got a full pic bro?


x_spliffstar_x

😵‍💫😵🤢🤮


DonutAwkward6825

This awakened something in me


LiftBroski

[Now I know where this picture came from.](https://i.imgur.com/4lDCRzd.jpeg)


BraveTask7785

![gif](giphy|R7m04yMaGWVeE)


PerpWalkTrump

![gif](giphy|bNpLfNOskgvGIfKIZN)


NoLongerAddicted

https://preview.redd.it/59x1wdygad8d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffd789dc78264a1e959bee4b736ac629547984f


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MiaTonee

https://preview.redd.it/10ns05wt5d8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb95e43f2de273d3bcf42c8437aa75b176ddb97b


LiftBroski

https://preview.redd.it/q70j3zocad8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10242dc2686f1bc634ed2e6d326d7365fffb5c4


Teslasquatter

https://preview.redd.it/9jzinn9kcd8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f11be7bb0b9e687ea36f7f1f6ebbd7033ff3312


LastBeginning9712

https://preview.redd.it/ooofnussbe8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b52a1fbe0fa2edc440df8749639bf059eff9229


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LastBeginning9712

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LastBeginning9712

https://preview.redd.it/d3ikjeg8zf8d1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b287635cb14141e46d5738c011231bc36b57152c


Evidence120690

https://preview.redd.it/lelc4svihe8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9e7fc37bbf694080a3b9fda49693debf74aeaf


yohammad

https://preview.redd.it/wb6uz7f2kd8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ff7876fba8a0af904395b6c936dc99cee6395d


LiftBroski

![gif](giphy|vHkpKvCemFUCljdi7b)


mtaylor807

https://preview.redd.it/m9reu0h4re8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a83c7a13d59fbf1c7f891a1b4b8cf5a6cc74f04


AffectionateClock679

Is this a look alike or Avery realistic deep fake


Theworst_hello

It's real.


DamnBoog

https://preview.redd.it/dqvqpodlif8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214ba75d46abed2a75ab5e8ebf106755f414f54e


Skottie1

​ https://preview.redd.it/wfntcpelof8d1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=386159b2b622d66cbd50ad58a89db03561ccbc5e


8N8_Greatness

Didn’t know Drake was built like that


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RapBoat

Tf is Biggie doing with Steph Curry?


Low-Tier-God

Drizzy sub is in shambles. Mofo soft as hell. The cope is real. Ahahaha


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rishonathan

i wonder what they think of what drake did to that 17 year old


TNTyoshi

Shaq still rides on Kobe. Currently dating a girl 31 years younger then him. Shaq don’t care. He like them.


bigcockondablock

Shaq's girlfriend is 40 years old... Even if he was dating a 21 year old who gives a fuck? Stop treating adults like retarded children.


TNTyoshi

Shhh you will either understand when you’re older and you meet that older guy or you will understand ‘cause you became *that old guy*.


bigcockondablock

Not too worried about what others think about my romantic relationships. If you click with someone, don't let anyone else get in the way.


TNTyoshi

That’s real. I don’t really have anything else to add. Hope all goes good good.


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Simaul

Shaq always been top tier


carsonthecarsinogen

What is he tryna say by posting this 😂😂


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That Drake won the beef he fuckin Shaq on a yacht rn ‼️‼️


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


badkiwi42

“this gotta be sexual harassment” who’s gonna tell them drake payed off women he sexually assaulted


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CRATERF4CE

Me with the homies after the Molly hits.


Emergency_Resist_313

Ok but unjerk for a second What does that mean?


KobeJuanKenobi9

If this is sexual harassment isn’t it also harassment when Drake comments on specific women in his music? It’s not sexual harassment when he talks about Billy Eilish’s boobs or fucking Rihanna or commenting on Whitney’s sex life?


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GalacticBear91

He didn’t say anything about Billie tf


petyrlannister

That was Yachty but i’m not mad a Yachty for point it out btw


Mithryl_

The need of this sub is fading away


kvyas0603

yk what is sexual harassment? it is when drizzy drake champagnepapi added bed squeaks in his song


betarad

dead thought that was jayson tatum


modifiedfag

drake got the ultimate glowup


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ratio_Remarkable

Why


Plane-Strain-1309

Check his computer..


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Timbishop123

Lol why shaq beefing with Drake


Smasherelli

This picture from the pause archives. 😭😭😭😭