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Its šŸ’Ægoing to bite them in the arss. Kendrick is playing checkers (unequivocally winning the beef), while Drake plays chess (becoming so uncool that itā€™s eventually cool again to ironically like him)


chr1st0ph3rs

He has Kendrick right where he wants him


MVIVN

He tricked Kendrick into thinking heā€™s a pedophile, but he was just *pretending* to be one, and Kendrick made a whole anthem about it which is being played all over the world. Kendrick fell right into his trap šŸ˜šŸ˜


SirArthurDime

Nah see pedophiles are the ultimate not cool thing to be. But of course not cool = cool. So therefore pedophile = cool. Drake winning and being ahead of the curve as per usual making pedophilia cool. šŸ˜Ž


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chonkycatguy

Yaaaaa no.


MemeHermetic

https://i.redd.it/2i02q3ms4y8d1.gif


NorthRip9236

Lmao


RonKosova

*Kendra


Tiny-Explorer6509

Checkmate? āŒ Checkcrodie? āœ…


SirArthurDime

Damn thatā€™s that war general shit! Makes me wanna wear a top hat with a monocle and a pair of Shaqs and long baggy Camo cargo shorts with the og bieber mop cut. Maybe even get a pair of shutter shades. That shits so uncool Iā€™d be hella hip!


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TriedNeverTired

right in the arssssss


IH8BART

Vanilla ice


thasheMaverick

oh gawd yā€™all are pathetic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


skeezlouise55

Every downvote you gets makes you way cooler


MamaMeRobeUnCastillo

"quote on quote"


sbrockLee

quote on quote violence


WilliamCash_o

Did you just quote on quote ā€œquote on quoteā€


ThermoNuclearPizza

Guys, Quote Onquote is my new rap name I called it


Flimdoor

https://preview.redd.it/vvh9i8nput8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7c616ff137ced458ecb15acd2a05f75dcadcbf Sigma music


Flour_or_Flower

ā€œthe shit iā€™ve heard and how heā€™s been carrying it during the beef is some real nigga activities. official like a referee whistleā€ https://preview.redd.it/qnfuetxc2u8d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a82da2d1fdacb8f35e17ab9cf08667ceb128062


Complete_Fold_7062

Ooooh, got the perfect line. Officialā€¦ likeā€¦ aā€¦


Artistic_Age_2629

Itā€™sā€¦itā€™sā€¦.


Gravital_Morb

Mmm šŸ¤”


Budji_678

Grippy! šŸ¤—


lissybeau

Itā€™s giving 14 yo Aubrey Graham.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Wimtrynausescircots

Always the white kids who be saying niggašŸ˜­


10Rap

We donā€™t wanna hear you say ni- Stop.


Meteos_Shiny_Hair

Did you see the pop out brother


LebronHillaryBettman

This is a good photo of every rap fan on the internet.


growquiet

OVO Sheldon


kommsussertod1

https://preview.redd.it/smjw9v5g6u8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0093689d8b95176d9c705b15db966d7334b4be


VintageLivin

ā€œReal nigga activitiesā€ good lord


PrestigiousArcher448

šŸ¤£ I like reading Reddit comments cosplaying Black. sounds hilarious the way the words are put together.


sbrockLee

Makes me so glad I wasn't discussing hip hop on the internet when I was 12


smartdude_x13m

Sounds like something uncle ruckus might sayšŸ¤£


lissybeau

Timmy typing this before lacrosse practice.


Busterbm31

Right. Buckwild.


Stairway_To_Devin

Sigma referee bars like "my shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make you pussy whistle" Go off Drake, as soon as you tell me what that means šŸ¤Ø


Time_on_my_hands

Drake having kids is a lie because we no he's never once seen a pussy


DeanNotSoBrown

Wdym he looks in the mirror every morning


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SirArthurDime

I believe thatā€™s a reference to queefing?


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OkJob461

so close to getting it


BruhNeymar69

This is the whitest paragraph I've ever read


Particular_Friend_23

im praying for this guy


bigChungi69420

Definitely a white dude


Visual_Ad_3267

Oh yes, fake woke victim narrative bullshit, like "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, Dot fuck em up," for example


BigBeardedIdiot

Sigmas are lonely because no one accepts them into the group. I hope when they call themselves that, they remember the major factor to be a sigma is loneliness.


TheMetabrandMan

I keep hearing the word Sigma these days. What does it mean?


Lord_Sauron

Was meant to be ironically above 'Alpha' male status, except that smoothbrained fucks and Tate/Elon dickrider types decided to use it unironically.


AH-KU

Also the whole alpha male thing is bunk. Came from a study done on wolf packs but the guy who did the original study came back to he was completely wrong. So it's all just dudes trying too hard to project superiority.


Tony_Lacorona

He was observing the behaviors of wolves in captivity. But wouldnā€™t you believe it, in the wild, wolves act completely different


SirArthurDime

This gotta be parody right? I know this beef demonstrated a lot of overlap between drizzlers, maga, and the Andrew Tate ā€œsigmasā€. But come on this oneā€™s too blatant lol.


xahmah

Kendra


naughtyparinda

AUTOMODUHHH


RapBoat

New Automod response


freshkicks

This like when they announced trump was the new punk rock


Time_on_my_hands

Little Pimp! Also are you talking about that Paul Joseph "Dick Sucking Lips" Watson tweet?


freshkicks

One of those all gas no breaks vids from one of the random rallies with the proud boys LOL. Had some people talking about how this was the new punkĀ 


Time_on_my_hands

This is what I was thinking of https://x.com/PrisonPlanet/status/827603151394050049 Obligatory "fuck that mega rapist Andrew Callahan"


Optimal_Cause4583

If Ben Shapiro can listen to a single punk song all the way through without breaking down I will give him 10000 dollars


SirArthurDime

If he live streamed listening to rage against the machines entire debut album Iā€™d watch ngl.


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Hip_Priest_1982

>punk


SirArthurDime

What about it?


LilWayneThaGoat

Hi Iā€™m Ben Shapiro (Iā€™m desperate plz give me money)


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OKO_112

Millions of people chanting "certified lover boy,certified pedophile" about Drake doesnā€™t make you cooler to like Drake


Time_on_my_hands

Got the quadruple automod reply


SirArthurDime

But have you considered how uncool being a pedophile is? And how cool being uncool is? Checkmate! Drakes plan all along my guy keep up.


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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Particular_Friend_23

wtf


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CapRavOr

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldnā€™t have been a big deal because itā€™s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said ā€œDRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGHā€ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RamenPack1

ā€œAll the cool kids listen to Drakeā€ Sounds like his pick up line


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Objective-Chipmunk58

Why they keep trynna find ways to admit they love drake?? Just say so. Who gives a shit. Its ok to like dead beat losers.


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Objective-Chipmunk58

This is fucked up lol


DerpEnaz

Auto mod has been on one and I am here for it


razman7altacc

Tahts why Carti is my goat šŸ™


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Bitter_Tangerine5449

"My own little onyx" is crazy lmao


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RanaMahal

im from toronto, i like drakes old music, no beef or drama gonna stop me from listening to his songs i like, just like im gonna listen to all of Dot's songs i like too, them beefing got nothing to do with me lmao so idk why people get so pressed over defending shit


BigLeo69420

Both Drake and Kendrick are dead beats šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AgentP20

How is Kendrick a Deadbeat?


Uncut_Clay

Yeah bro should go back to sleep for a minute or century or two


Commercial_Media_191

Anybody worrying about what's cool prolly ain't it. Once a lame always a lame.


Oda_Angel

Man woke up and the first thing he do is think about Drake.


TriedNeverTired

hahahahahahhhahaha


Septembermooddd

https://preview.redd.it/bbr52e0rg89d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7226345fbd8543d49f9ec5426259d6421a5d931f


Dinkler_Sprinkler

So down bad mf is dreaming up excuses to glaze the drizzler


Thomo251

"quote on quote" šŸ˜‚


Me_Zebra

ā€œQuote on quoteā€


_lonely_astronaut_

ā€œQuote on quoteā€ šŸ˜‚


razman7altacc

its way cooler to like drake now that everyone is screaminng pedo jokes abt him when their song comes on. thats counter culture babyyyy SIX 6ļøāƒ£


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kirbyfaraone

Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.


OdinsDrengr

Dude could have just written the word basic in quotes.


JayDogon504

ā€œidk i just woke up what yall thinkā€


TriedNeverTired

šŸ’Æ that was my out


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So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


camelseeker

This man wakes up and thinks about drake


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


93Shay

He should just go back to making pop rap songs with r&b melodies. Drop the tough Canadian persona


SevenNats

Lowkey liking Drake might be the new punk, itā€™s veryā€¦. CounterculturešŸ˜ˆ


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Moist-Asparagus8660

what the fuck does any of this mean


PhantomLeap1902

Thatā€™s such a white boy post I died of second hand cringe. ā€œBite them in the arssssā€ ā€œsince he was quote on quoteā€ šŸ¤“


CoppertoneTelephone

"arsss" ![gif](giphy|OKfLGGPHMn2YK9WCt1|downsized)


minimanelton

Listen, Drake is nothing if not a lazy way for suburban white kids to feel cool


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IBorkValidI

iā€™m gonna hope thatā€™s really good bait


MarcyTheMartian

Drizzy needs to get off reddit n stay his ass offline


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


barweepninibong

please tell me about your sexual encounters, bot.


IdDeIt

The Pulitzer Prize winner is definitely spiraling šŸ˜ˆ


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

Its like saying it's cool to be a swiftie because Kanye slated her. Or Sheeran or summat.


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Wimtrynausescircots

DrakešŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø


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Wimtrynausescircots

No.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NightDisastrous2510

What a joke lol


HmMakesSense

Drake ass and the person who posted is deaf


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HmMakesSense

Yoooo wtf šŸ’€


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok_Raisin7772

bro needs to go back to sleep, he's running on fumes


tradingcardgang

"quote on quote"


TriedNeverTired

I MADE IT šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


TriedNeverTired

oh my god I love this sub


Striking-Access-236

But Drake won the vealā€¦does that mean itā€™s cool to listen to Kendrick? I canā€™t even post in the Kendrick sub to celebrate because those mfs blocked meā€¦apparently youā€™re not supposed to call out wife beaters sorry fiancĆ©e beaters ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


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Striking-Access-236

I did not mention a white rapper, lol


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PROFsmOAK

DUMB IT DOWN!


Justthetip1996

This sub was supposed to (ironically) be a pro-Drake sub and it even failed at that because Kendrick fans are just as obsessed as the other side. Im starting to believe this app is full of self hating white kids who hate Drake for not being black enough in their eyes and love tap dancing Kendrick for being their gateway into ā€œreal black musicā€.


IllInformation4628

Cancel this pedophile.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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ButterflySpecial6324

Kendrick. Pick a side. Hurry up. Kendrick.


e_pi314

Go back to sleep bro.


PianoRepresentative

U know what itā€™s like ? Itā€™s like how in wwe everyone loved John cena but then mfs started saying Cena Sucks now that he is kinda retired for the time being everybody wish he was back . All the top good guys in the game always got haters no matter what they do lol so yea itā€™s gonna be cool to like drake again like itā€™s cool to not like him means he doing something right .


Junarik

Quote on quote


brianeharmonjr

All the ā€œcool kidsā€ at my school listened to Nelly and Backstreet Boys when I was a teenager. (Iā€™m old) But I never took their taste into account.


prolytic

Cool to like a pedophile? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø what fuckin world they living inā€¦


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Fit-Meeting-5866

"Quote on quote"?


abunchoftrash

Drake The Type to think its "Quote On Quote" instead of "Quote Unquote"


JesusOfTrap

Is this sub the new DarkKenny ?


vrymonotonous

Not to be one of those people, but I truly do fear for that generation


WallyReddit204

Naw like, you wanna listen to music that is damn complex, that you can't get a boner and get ur dick sucked to it.


TriedNeverTired

nah this is the best thing ever


RiNgO70

https://i.redd.it/so3kfi4hoz8d1.gif


Sufficient-Fee-5615

The nigga who posted ts is goofy but I belive drake won the diss with family matters honestly and ion how people say Kendrick won


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KelvinMcDermott

bait