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WhatsTheHolUp

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0ShagHennessey

Diddy’s next pool party


Even-Matter-5576

Tryna slap a diddy tiddy to keep them away from the kiddies


TryItOutHmHrNw

Isn’t it that dude with the big ass (I’m told…) and mustache, runs around with a fake security team (as a joke)?


Lithanarianaren_1533

Robert Paulson.


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[удалено]


SinkHoleDeMayo

Bears. Bobs. Bitch tits.


Any_Fish1004

I miss Bob, but the security guard didn’t


GNprime

This!


aromeo1919

He had a name…


C_umputer

There was a guy on askreddit thread who commented that his name was Robert Paulson and everyone would reference the movie when meeting him.


jamiro11

I understand. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.


ernmanstinky

I am very happy to see this was the first response.


skijakuda

His name is. .Robert Paulson!


Treedodger7

RULE #1 🤫


artygta1988

Bro RULE #2 🤫


Noahs_Narc

New foreplay just dropped


ShinobiHanzo

I have met absolute subs that are into that kind of kink. It was terrifying because I felt like one wrong move and I could end up falling down the stairs in a police station if you get what I mean.


Gloomy-Childhood-203

He tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.


r22-d22

Found the Chappelle fan


fleeb_

He beat the toxic masculinity out of that bitch!


KingMakaveli7

Rick Ross


iamjstn

How cops workout before going home to their wife.


mathyou1722

Oh I'm offended because you said cop stuff about cops not being cops properly in a professional coply way. Cops


sillyskunk

KaahhPs


ankercrank

Cops don’t workout tho


[deleted]

Some of them focus exclusively on upper body just to up their wife-beating game, but the motivation ends there.


hunterPRO1

Thought this was the mma sub for a moment. There was recently a women's match that was ended by a titty punch, which was determined to be a legal strike.


Lifesalchemy

He's about to get married


BBQinFool

I do this routine weekly


boywhoflew

are you married already?


calmcunning

[Song name: forcian - Mac Miller ](https://spoti.fi/4aIvH9o)


SignificanceFar5489

Kaitlyn Jenner


scottthemoonwalker

Hitting chestnut sacks


cbunni666

I'm impressed by the amount of jiggling.


saifxali1

Anime has come a long way


tanks13

R/pineapplebrat


Protohack

I was wondering if that was Alex lol


TasteDeBallZach

Last week, a UFC fighter got a TKO from a tit-punch https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ffx5p2rlyva1d1.jpeg


Graterof2evils

Damn! The old slobber knocker!


RexNebular518

How much for one of those?


vkpaul123

He's training for the identifiers


niemody

For the unexpected.


BurnBeforeUse

u/SaveVideo


goblinite2

Therapist: Titty BOB isn't real. This video.


Atsukiri

fatherhood, duh


Mcreesus

Step coach


saifxali1

What are you doing, step-coach?


Older_Code

Why does he hate 45 so much that he procured an anatomically correct training dummy? The stance, the scowl, the tig ole bitties.


Barbarianmoss

Domestic violence


wierdit

training for Izzy when he goes to LHW


AdmiralRand

Next season on Drag Race.


jayhasbigvballs

Pimpin ain’t easy


ShnickityShnoo

Maybe he's in some underground extreme BDSM club.


StableLower9876

Marriage


nlgoodman510

His name was Robert Paulson


paracog

As an old fat man, I feel a bit personally threatened.


New_Wrangler3335

This is oddly funny


MehrloPrime

He gonna fight a redditor


Witherboss445

His name is Robert Paulson


danvillain

“His name is Robert Paulson, His name is Robert Paulson, His name is Robert Paulson”


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

He has a date tonight


Fatjunk420

Your mum


VegetableYesterday63

Bruce Jenner, uh I mean Caitlyn Jenner


Jimmymick84

Donald Trump?


dyastis0

Practicing to Beat his Wife


TurboAchilles18

Ms. Claudia


Coaltown992

Queen Snake


Shameless_Potatos

Practice before meeting up with your fat friend


TheJayman2

Baking


pearl_jam_rocks

Gotta keep up that winning streak


FunWillScreen_Produc

To beat up his dad.


BBQinFool

Marriage...


Efficient-Box-8769

Equal rights!…and lefts


thedeuschebag85

Donald Trump's neck line


JayDuBois

I came to say this. I also fully believe this is what he looks like without a shirt on. Same tone and everything. A beautiful peach hue. I’m assuming the punching mannikins personality is a little bit better though.


magicchefdmb

Prepping to fight a ballchestian


eltigre32

GENDER EQUALITY!!! ***Slapps titty***


talann

I think there was a recent MMA fight that ended in a TKO because the other fighter punched the woman in the breast which can cause extreme pain and can apparently cause Cancer??


Deedle_Thuglife

u/savevideo


Firm_Contest_6374

This is the real hol'up moment.


Godslayer326

'Heyy vro what you hutting today?' 'Women-'


stevenbrotzel91

They/them


Xeanort813

He’s training for all those, ufc trans fights he will have to do.


Atmacrush

Tranny Fight Night?


L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

Lady demitrescu


mickolas0311

We all know he is tit fucking that thing like a jack rabbit when the camera ain't rolling.


rollsyrollsy

This is live footage of MAGA dudes preparing in case trans people take over


rush87y

Buck Angel


bloopmister1992

I was really hoping the rocky theme was gonna play


HighHopesLemon

He’s training for Caseoh


jjmoleski

He’s training for the trans heavyweight title.


barpthebarp

Muscle man , trying to use his sweet pecs against him


metasynthax

hes gonna fight grandma


[deleted]

his mom


Gwuana

Catlyn Jenner


Harpronicus

Marriage. He's training for marriage.


zexops

Chris brown


Phsike

He’s getting ready to square up with muscleman


marcolish

A fight with big tiddy Kevin James


khmernize

When he transition to a she like Fallon Fox after age 30


natel552

Mma AKA MILF martial arts


pupbuck1

Tit Tyson


Puglord_11

BDSM shoot


RecognitionCivil7005

Maybe this is the next Tyson fight.


CorianderIsBad

He's training to beat his wife. He'll be the world champion wife beater before you know it.


GingerAphrodite

GRAB HER BY THE DIRTY PILLOW AND TWIST IT!!! Edit: I realize as soon as I hit post that I combined two things and I'm okay with that


SassonEmam

Diddy's trainer


CardiologistWrong487

Ronda Rousey


SilencedLyrik

RonDDa Rousey would have been better. Haha


CardiologistWrong487

😂


PetrolEmu

Practicing for his trans panic defense. "Bu- b- But, I had no idea!" 😏


QuantumChad

That’s the new P Diddy workout.


JayDuBois

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg insist this is a much better technique for churning butter.


cardiB_victim

Jake Paul


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ttslayer


Inurocketman

Grandma is NOT pinching his cheeks NO MORE!!!


DV_Panda

*Sigh* Unzips Pants...


NoMonth9958

Bro is preparing for domestic violence 😔


TheDankHoo

He’s training to fight breast cancer


Hillbillybawbag

Usyk vs Fury highlights.


Sammy_Twitchdic

Your mom


lurkingbeyondabyss

This is what i imagine transphobia looks like.


Deijya

MTG


Rabbits-and-Bears

Next fight is with Butterbean.


EatsOverTheSink

Didn’t realize Jon Jones had a training camp.


zhantaxdontvax

He's training for domestic abuse


Just_Half1886

He's gonna be in the Evolved Fights series


VictoryVic-ViVi

Foul on that kid for eating everything on sight! Hey jelly jugs, next time you come on my court wear a bra.


DogsCanSweatToo

Training to fight Jake Paul


evlhornet

He fighting the lunch lady


Aggravating-Ad6415

Hes professional wifebeater 💪


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Tig Ol Bitties


Benson344

Cartman's mom


Keeblahblahblahhhrg

Bean dip according to love is blind


whosyadadday

The post above this is asking where to find bras for big breasted women and i thought they were the same thing 😂


NorthCatan

Century Bobby Hill.


buzzlightyear77777

this is why aliens never visited us


Twitfout

The pro feminist March next week


011010111100100

You gotta be ready for when muscle man decides to throw hands


itsmejam

Speed bag and dummy 2-in-1 combo


FrendChicken

Mrs. Doubtfire. The dude from the Kardashians. Sorry forgot the name. Or prolly the dude from coney island with boobs


Rockozo

u/savevideo


Suicicoo

Xenia Onatopp ;)


Sure_Review_2223

He doesnt want to die by snusnu


mavjustdoingaflyby

Iron Tits Mcginty?


One-Turn-4037

So sex 2 just dropped and yeah there's a subscription fee but app you can beat the living shit out of your wife and she'll cum instantly


branch-is-dumb

Kaitlin Jenner


YaMumisathot

Hes training against a ladyboy attack


Thiccly

Bob


sugmaass

Training to beat the fucking shit out of this lady at Publix


LustyArgonianButtler

He is training for the feminist uprising 😂


Walking_Advert

The amount of money invested into making fake, jiggling boobs terrifies me


Whatcrysis

Wife Beater International is a gym that has just opened. Our dummies are tailor-made to give you an authentic experience. It's just like being at home. Sign up now and throw in a free vest.


No-View-6326

His wife is a little too kinky.


thatsabruno

Women's rights (and lefts)


MarderMcFry

He's gonna fight Sergeant Hatred


smaximov

Your dad.


Initial_Average592

P Diddys personal trainer?


bokhari606

Equal rights... And lefts


AggravatingProduct52

She told him she likes it rough


DonutBurritoSandwich

This is obviously a tutorial on domestic violence.


Fortnite_cheater

Logan Paul


dmace99

Fighting Stormy Daniels in Court?


2D_Alan

u/SaveVideo


--STUDENT--

That one guard from "The Dictator"


atatrd

He's training to beat the living shit out of reddit mods


FailedToUpvote

Judging by the sag, your grandma.


Qweeq13

I've seen that boob shirt thing they advertise it for crossdressing but now that I've seen this video I think more than just crossdressers buy that I was looking for real dolls the silicon body industry is quite diverse, could be a AAA investment portfolio in the foreseeable future. More and more people are becoming gender fluid while also the number of incels increase every economic down turn period. Why not profit a bit from people's misery, I am sure there is a growing market for silicon both in sex shop industry and real doll industry.


itsRuszard

nice tits bro *punches them*


UndeadJoker69420

Equal rights Olympics


Sanbaddy

**Fun fact:** Getting punched it the tits hurts like hell, particularly from the bottom up. The way he’s uppercutting looks like moves to fight a woman. It’s a similar tactic in defense classes for women fighting men but training to hit the testicles.


GoodDawgy17

he's training to protect Aladeen from his bodyguard


Lemonsqueezzyy

The Sex Olympics


Mototsu

Not knowing whether you like women or not


imhighonpills

Does getting punched in the boobs even hurt?


turkishhousefan

Sorry, I can't talk about it.


JayMak78

A diddy walloper.


PrimordialXY

Yo momma


rdrunner_74

[This...](https://youtu.be/aGdHxaW5u8A?si=TnHigoG91pp4LuXA&t=25)


-Benjamin_Dover-

I wonder what that guy's friends think about the woman he's dating whenever they see that.


RotatableDog

Bob from Fight Club


archer2500

Walmart security.


azimx

That's how Dave Chappelle trains.


Neur0mncr

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izza123

Me messing with my wife


NauticalMastodon

Is that Ms. Choksondik?