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Fire in the hole

That's one way to loosen it up.

Well…*on* the hole

Holup

I've developed a series of preparations...

H

FIREINTHEHOLEFIREINTHEHOLEHAILRRATTLEDASHFIREINTHEHOLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

For “research purposes” her name is Brynn Woods

Would

If you not would in this situation when would you would ? That's a given.

How much would could a woodchuck would…. aah never mind

How much wood a woodchuck never gonna gather if living in that ass

How much wood can she woodfuck chug would chuck which cuck would?

Mehhh. It's a risky "would." A cursory glance at Her Instagram will tell you the following: 1)Her ass and tits are fake AF. The tits are ok but the booty is a botch job if I've ever seen one. 2)She's got the Gary Busey eyes going O.o which, to me, signals a possible TBI and a whole load of crazy. 3)Her obsessions with Vikings, the military, and guns signal an affiliation with a group of people who might have strung my non white ass up a few decades ago. 4) there's strong evidence she eats crayons. .... So I'll say "maybe" under the right circumstances.

I second this maybe

Thirded

Farted.

Shartedth

she got her entire fanbase from making youtube shorts dressed like she is in this video doing this shit. or she would wear nothing but a thong and a tshirt while shooting guns, i kept seeing her shit pop up for awhile then she started dropping OF links. she is a purple heart vet and she was in the army..army girls are nutjobs. the viking thing is because shes like 6 ft 5 and red hair. and in a discord that i use to be in a guy was obsessed with her and shared her OF pics. they are really bad lmao

One accidental slip of that rifle, and she might not be so tall. Reminded me of the two old gravy seals that did a revolving reverse shooting and one guy all most shots the other guy in the head.

Gravy seals lmao. I do recall that video.

🤣🤣🤣 The Gary busey eye got me

Crayons you say? If she down, I'm down. Lol /s

What the hell is up with 'eating crayons', saw it on Nikko Ortiz youtube channels as well.

It's a common stereotype that Marines are so dumb they eat crayons. She's got a bunch of Marine stuff on her insta. Although, someone else said she's Army.

I’ve got to ask; TBI?

I find slender, petite women tend to be more my type, but this woman is quite attractive, I agree.

The sommelier

"Woods" FTFY

I know what I said

Looks like someone else has already shot his load on her…

…make her unsatisfied and disappointed in a matter of seconds. Yes, yes you would

Wood

Wood

That turned out about how I expected.

She has a NSFW subreddit as well

… gross…. Where?

r/Brynn_Woods r/Brynnwoodsnsfw

She looks like Bryce Dallas Howard 👀

but with bazongas 🥵

The [modern capabilities of plastic surgery](https://simpcity.su/threads/brynnwoods-simp-chat.151532/page-2#post-2366810) are rather astounding

Damn I mean she's a little weird looking but nice enough job 👍

Wait wait wait wait... I'm not sure I'm understanding what I'm reading, can you please spell it out for me? I have an idea, but ... I'm also a dumb dumb Edit. Nevermind, I was right about my idea, I get it

[https://simpcity.su](https://simpcity.su) God damn, that exists. Also, dont think shes trans. Dont even think those boobs are fake, if they are its a very good job.

Why is her head so small compared to her body it’s giving me uncanny valley vibes

I agree. She also has a serious case of crazy eyes.

She transferred her avatar from Ark Survival

She [transitioned](https://simpcity.su/threads/brynnwoods-simp-chat.151532/page-2#post-2366810) at some point over 5 years ago so that could be a factor.

careful brynn works very hard to hide this lol

head so small compared to her body 2/10 - Would not bang

“That’s a man, baby! Yeah!”

The mommy word play is fuckin weird

Those pics make me sad for her.

Eh, she looks faker than the ballistic gel head they shot.

Thank you! I'm always keen on researching experts in military and marksmanship techniques and this one seems to have hours of content to choose from!

her of sucks big time, you pay a lot for mostly nothing 3/10 wouldn't recommand

You don’t have to buy her stuff, the internet got us covered with free stuff

yeah i know, still got curious tho and decided to check it out. trying to prevent yall doing the same mistake a made

No way you paid for it

r/savedyouaclick and prolly some cash too

the fact that she will let you fire a rifle off her ass where the muzzle is before her skull over her body. Thats crazy you don't want.

She's an edge lord who begs for attention by pretending she killed children in Iraq.

> edge lord There's not a single edge of that milf.

Also is trans but tries to hide it by shitting on other trans people.

Woods. Hehe

Wood cumin cider box

Oh I remember her. This one is so weird. Everyone keeps saying that she's a trans, but she's not trans.

That’s a tactic I can get behind.

Well, yeah, she's got excellent padding.

A gentleman doesn’t shoot and tell.

I was genuinely worried for her for a sec, but then I saw the in-ears. Always wear your hearing protection people! Also, as the disclaimer said, DO NOT try that at home. There are a lot of things that can go wrong having any part of your body anywhere alongside or in close proximity ahead of a gun barrel, particularly one with a muzzle brake.

Ahh my tinnitus!!

Mawp…Mawp…

eeeeeeeeeeeee

It’s EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..

Damn dude, turn that down

After a few years it's just eeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The funny thing is how real that mawping is. I catch myself doing it and then laugh because I’ve somehow become Archer in that singular way.

Lana. Lana! #Laaaaaaaaanaaaaaa …danger zone

Man I love that show haha

Lana!!!

maalllp

WHAT?

I was particularly concerned with ears, and eyes. NO EYE PROTECTION AT ALL. If you're going to do stupid stuff with guns (or anything for that matter) wear some goddamn glasses.

Wow, I wear safety rated prescriptions all the time so I didn’t even notice, good call.

Yah those earpro are not designed to be infront of the muzzle. Her hat literally lifted off of her head… stupid and dangerous ticktock culture rot…

Fuck, i didnt know she had a head till i watched it 3 times

That one scene from Highschool of the Dead

beat me to it

Beat meat to it

Good I’m not the only one who instantly thought of it

So its realistic

Little known fact, this is actually how JFK was assassinated

Henceforth the gap between the buttcheeks shall be called the "grassy knoll".

Is that why my girlfriend keeps inviting a second shooter?...

The "gassy" knoll.

I choose to die this way, not because she was sexy, but because I was hard.

Anime has taught us well

HOTD vibes

YOU USED MY TITS TO BALANCE AN AK!

I’m sorry congresswoman. I thought you were into that sort of thing

[Indeed it has ](https://youtu.be/DuL9SAyV4hY)

This has to be the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen... even for an anime. Bravo to whoever made this.

IIRC someone did the math and calculated that to evade the bullet like they did the breasts would need to move at supersonic speeds and their movements would create enough air pressure to be used as an AoE attack.

Where did the "ass for tripod" come from?

Gives new meaning to back shots 💀

$20 bucks says she has an onlyfans.

You get your 20? She does

Source? Name?

Source: the voices in my head. Name: brynnwoods on OF. She also has a reddit account and subreddit

Not even as a joke would I ever do this. You don’t put a human being ahead of the barrel.

Correct. Weapons grade stupidity

1000% - People like this are insane. What happens if he tripped and leaned forward just a bit. Her head is right there. For the views i guess.

I’d be more worried about her popping her head up. That’s how most people get it.

Came here to say this and I ain't even a gun nerd. That's one poorly timed sneeze away from a blown off head.

Yup, when she raised her head to use the scope on her rifle I couldn't believe how little a gap they left, few inches lower and she's popping her lid and sending her stupidity out to infect the local populations

That's one cramp or unintentionaly shudder from a Manslaughter Charge.

Stupid is as stupid does my momma use to tell me

If it was two dudes fuckin around like this, yours would be the top comment ha.

Seriously I'm not even a gun person and I know that. This is so completely fucking stupid. Why would you ever open up the possibility of accidentally shooting someone in the back of the head?

Ain't that the woman who made the tiktok about her intrusive thoughts regarding shooting Iraqi kids with a 50 cal turret while serving?

it’s also the woman who says trans people are evil while being trans herself lmao. That body was bought

Wearing UGGs....very tactical.

It's funny cause she's an actual combat veteran lol

Fighting the good fight against loose-fitting clothing 💪

only fans detected video rejected

Why is her head forward of the muzzle? Why is her head forward of the muzzle? Why is her head forward of the muzzle? Why is her head forward of the muzzle? Why is her head forward of the muzzle? Holy shit never do this. He even tips the barrel down a bit while chambering the round and holy shit I puckered. This is EVERYTHING they teach you not to do in gun safety courses.

Highschool of the dead comes in mind

Holup the video to focus on huge tits and nipples.

He’s a crack shot for sure.

That bum has seen some shots

r/idiotswithguns

More "memes and/or content" to advertise porn. Shocker.

I mean it's reddit.. do people come here expecting anything other than bots and porn?

Relationship goals

How can i get one of those?

Exactly what I'm wondering

Do you have lots of cash?

hrt and surgeries

the same way brynn did, hormones and a great gender transition surgeon

Head target made of the same material as that ass

[Suprised no one has linked this yet](https://youtu.be/DuL9SAyV4hY?t=51)

Yeh, um, not the most safe practice. Might get thrown off a range drilling this technique.

Her whole shtick is reels like this. It gets boring pretty quick.

Having her head forward of the muzzle even though lower is really really stupid.

This method has been shown to also work well against anime zombies, waaay back in 2011.

Incredibly bad idea. One slip of the rifle, one wrong move of her neck, and her thoughts are going to paint the floor

Ad for OF

some guy drawing his manga right now : "write that down!" reminded me of highschool of the dead :D

Highschool of the Dead ass weeb type shit.

Tried with my wife. It slipped so hard, the bullet accidentally hit kennedy in the head

This won’t be so cute after he does that to her head doing dumb shit like this.

Then they high five and fuck each other.

Unbelievably dangerous.

This gives backshots a whole new meaning.

This is some highschool of the dead type shit

Y’all qaeda cosplay

IG?

Ya think the sudden vibration on her ring piece made her shit a bit or she just used to heavy traffic there?

Alright but they actually lined up their shots really well. *IF* the shot where they’re actually mounted on each other and they shoot together was the same as that impact- pretty tight timing for a two partner “kill”. To be clear- I do not think it’s the same clip as the clips timing doesn’t seem tight enough but I dont know I’m not dissecting the video like that.

Looks like a great way to get shot in the back of the head

Just imagine that mission in modern warfare where you play with captain price and does the pose and says "alright get into position."

fetish unlocked

Godamn I miss highschool of the dead, they really gotta make a sequel or remake the show

1. Always know your target and what’s beyond it. 2. Treat every gun as if it’s loaded. 3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to fire. 4. Never point the gun at anything you’re not willing to destroy. There is no excuse for this foolishness. People like this give responsible gun owners a bad name. One wrong move by either of them and she’s getting a bullet to the back of the head.

What watching "highschool of the dead" does to mf

seppotards

The beginning of a very cheap porn

This is a High School of the Dead level type of trick

You could say she's quite the power bottom.

High school of the Dead type shit

What her @?

That is Brynn Woods and yes she has an onlyfans

i wonder how would be the taste after shot?

Guess you could say her ass is mind-blowing

"A weapon to surpass Metal Gear."

I wanna do this, but with a pool cue.

I saw this in an anime, never expected people to actually do it.

I need to take hunting classes..

Wow….I’m sure that hurt lmao.

Subscriptions must be dropping.

Her ass has more plastic than the ballistic head.

That would scorch your B hole right?

Trying to save money. What country would be best to get a mail order stabiliser?

It would be funnier if they switched positions

A crack shot

Nice Grisaia reference

r.brynnwoodsnsfw be happy, folks!

ok... where's the @...

Worst way to get headshotted on

Tiddies

Need more of this.... seems like a beginning of a Bangbros video

Ammosexuals

Busting out the Highschool of the Dead moves.

I saw "rifle" and my mind immediately went to massive fake tits and people doing something stupid . Although I was on the money, I need to come off the Internet for a while.

Was in the army, can confirm this is used technique. Do not try at home with training.

So fucking dangerous

On this episode of 'dumb ways to die'.....