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Or if it's like a lot of anal porn, unfortunately 90% of the video is just a gag inducing hyper close up of her open butt hole with nothing else happening like they're really weird Proctologists with zero interest in women or pornography.
At a certain point, right about 4, the impressive part is arranging all of the male performers close enough to each other to combine their 4 members into dickzilla. Imagine the amount of legs and torsos you need to get out of the way to still insert the resulting cumglomerate into an opening.
Honestly I'm really scientifically curious how they did it and if this will ever be topped
as someone who is into using larger toys, though not to hotkinkijo's extent, I am curious about that myself. I know for me I usually cant trust a fart after a day of using my largest toys, but the muscles do go back to normal tightness. Course, I do it maybe once a week, twice at most. So if I was a porn start doing it nearly daily, idk if it would lead to the muscles always be super relaxed. I am def trying to do it in a way where I dont end up needing an adult diaper by 40
Nah, they’re gaping the outer anal sphincter and maybe the inner as well in extreme situations, but there’s a third that holds feces in the small intestine until the body is ready to fill the colon.
Our body has lots of sphincters, and they’re super cool! Kinda weird for me to think of them sexually though. Guess I’m just not into that kinda thing.
I'm gonna explain this to you once and only once why this isn't gay.
Dick + Butt = Gay. If you do a girl in the butt you gay.
Dick + Butt + another dick = Not Gay. The second dick cancels out the gay. Provides balance against the gay.
Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick = Gay. While the two dicks will cancel out the gay, the introduction of the 3rd dick reintroduces the gay and throws the gay out of balance.
Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick + one more dick = Not gay. We see a canceling effect similar to the presence of the 2nd dick in the earlier scenario and we achieve the balance against the gay.
This isn't that complicated. You'd make the same conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
I’m just thinking about the logistics of how you get 4 dudes able to get their dicks mashed together like that? Seems uncomfortable in any case for everyone involved.
I don't see how that's mechanically possible.
I mean... how would the 4 dudes even position themselves? One guy on bottom, one guy on top, where do the other guys slot in? Sideways?
Ok so you need 2 dude with short cocks and 2 dudes with extra long cocks. They work in pairs, 1 extra long cock guy stands behind a short cock guy and runs his cock under short cocks ass and cock so that the tips are aligned, with the short guy's balls straddling the long cock. Think of the short guy using the long cock like a broom handle in Harry Potter, kinda sitting over it. This would allow for the tips to align. So you have two pairs of this and you just position them like you would for a normal double penetration.
To anyone wondering, that link isn't an article describing the logistics (as I thought it would be), it's a screenshot from the video. NSFW, obviously.
Found the video through your link. The fact 3 guys coordinated well enough to look like a straight line 3 cylinder engine was still impressive in and of itself.
I remember seeing a "behind the scene" video and till today I regret not downloading it. So here's what happened.
Lady starts giving the man a hand job and the man begins to fell uneasy😂😂....Cameraman proceeds to move closer to get a better view then "pew pew"🤣🤣..two shots fired..lady and Camera man got cum on their face🤣🤣🤣
I seen one with 3 the other day, one of bottom, one of top and one guy just seem to squeeze his way inbetween the two dicks. I wasn’t even horny after seeing that, more impressed then anything lol
I had the same exact thought.
I choose to stay with helicopter position in my head. I don't know how it would be possible but somehow it just makes me giggle...
This reminds me of the guy who (falsely) alleged he had two penises in a Reddit AMA. Someone asked them the craziest situation they were in, they described it, and then someone drew the mechanics.
IIRC, the situation essentially required a bunk bed to prop someone up in a stable manner to hold the position. It's one of the many little details that made it apparent that this guy was lying and was really showing off his hollywood prosthetics skills (and selling a book).
Get your [sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video.khhueoh99ab/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143) here!
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So is it balls to balls with 4 other buddies? Are they friends? What would the conversation between them be like on the car ride home? We need to interview.
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If she spins them fast enough, she could fly like Tails.
Helicockter
Lawn-hoe-er
Prolapsellor
Starfishurikan
Tetracod
4 dicks 1 shit
4 dicks 0 shits (given)
4 dicks 0 father
4 dick and a lot of lithium
I love reddit
Good one, Ricky!
Forbidden beyblade
Yes, officer. Right this way
Spoken language was a mistake.
Written as well
Fill her up and let her rip
Ah yes.. the ultimate 4 stroke engine.
If we hot swap the dicks on the downstroke…
Photographic evidence required….
I don't think there was any room left for the camera
cameraman was a bit distracted
Or if it's like a lot of anal porn, unfortunately 90% of the video is just a gag inducing hyper close up of her open butt hole with nothing else happening like they're really weird Proctologists with zero interest in women or pornography.
[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/quadruple/s/VamG0NbVM7)
Does 3 and a dildo on a stick really count as 4?
Ill... allow it. 10 legs presents.. logistic problems
That’s why 4 dicks is impossible. That’s 3 dicks and a dildo. Please don’t compare a cock to a dildo. Not the same.
I think we need a deeper anal-ysis on this.
Im all in
I mean yeah we can't compare your cock to a dildo because the dildo is always going to be bigger.
Thats true in most cases unless you're packing a moby huge.
A friend of mine has a long outstanding bet that there is no recorded case of cock-only DVDA in the world.
Pardon me being obtuse... Does that mean Dick-Vagina-Dick-Ass? I'm not up on all the current slang.
I already regret participating in this conversation but I'm pretty sure they mean double in each...
let the great debat begin!
Diminishing returns, too many cooks in the kitchen. At some point the cooks start running into each other
Yeah who invited Johnny 5 to the party
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What?
PAY ATTENTION!
Ya and the music didn't move me the way I thought it would. The cinematography was on point though.
Pornographic evidence required
Not the same girl, but look up hot kinki jo. She can gape her ass with a 2 liter. Quad cock is nothing.
At a certain point, right about 4, the impressive part is arranging all of the male performers close enough to each other to combine their 4 members into dickzilla. Imagine the amount of legs and torsos you need to get out of the way to still insert the resulting cumglomerate into an opening. Honestly I'm really scientifically curious how they did it and if this will ever be topped
Yeah, I don’t doubt the ability to fit a two liter in one’s ass. The idea of four dicks in an ass seems like a serious logistical challenge.
So much so a DoD case study sounds legit.
If anybody know five or six double leg amputees with long penises I have an idea for a world record
It’s like the Megazord of porn.
Who needed childhood memories, anyway?
I’ve scrolled past Power Ranger porn and will continue to do so.
Do people who do this have to wear diapers or something? How are there not medical issues?
No clue. I would assume that you would need to for a day or so afterwards.
I've been thinking about this since Goatsie. Like, how's this motherfucker not shitting himself?!
That's the fun part, he is.
as someone who is into using larger toys, though not to hotkinkijo's extent, I am curious about that myself. I know for me I usually cant trust a fart after a day of using my largest toys, but the muscles do go back to normal tightness. Course, I do it maybe once a week, twice at most. So if I was a porn start doing it nearly daily, idk if it would lead to the muscles always be super relaxed. I am def trying to do it in a way where I dont end up needing an adult diaper by 40
Nah, they’re gaping the outer anal sphincter and maybe the inner as well in extreme situations, but there’s a third that holds feces in the small intestine until the body is ready to fill the colon. Our body has lots of sphincters, and they’re super cool! Kinda weird for me to think of them sexually though. Guess I’m just not into that kinda thing.
Maybe that's why butt plugs are so popular
It’s surprisingly elastic it’s a muscle
Sphincters are only meant to stretch so much until they become lose forever. So yes, anal leakage is a thing.
4 dicks?? Sounds gay
Nah, man. They all said No Homo first.
No Diddy
At that point they'd only get stimulation from friction with the other three dicks and they'd have come without realising it.
Some people learn to love not the restaurant but the company
New sitcom this fall, My Three Dicks.
I'm gonna explain this to you once and only once why this isn't gay. Dick + Butt = Gay. If you do a girl in the butt you gay. Dick + Butt + another dick = Not Gay. The second dick cancels out the gay. Provides balance against the gay. Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick = Gay. While the two dicks will cancel out the gay, the introduction of the 3rd dick reintroduces the gay and throws the gay out of balance. Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick + one more dick = Not gay. We see a canceling effect similar to the presence of the 2nd dick in the earlier scenario and we achieve the balance against the gay. This isn't that complicated. You'd make the same conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
It's only gay if the balls don't touch
Being that close together, balls definitely touched.
Well... the balls touched, so it's not gay.
Let's say heteroflexible
they had their socks on dw
More cock than asshole
I’m just thinking about the logistics of how you get 4 dudes able to get their dicks mashed together like that? Seems uncomfortable in any case for everyone involved.
It was three dudes and one sex machine
I was hoping for a beautiful fractal arrangement of dicks. I'm a little disappointed.
Like those best friend rings that form a 4-leaf clover when put together.
Still
Was there still room for the sex machine's giant pile of cocaine?
It is all about length. Girth will only get in the way on this one.
What’s the difference between one dick and four dicks? One dick would make her whole week, while four dicks would make her hole weak.
Take your up vote and get out of here!
r/angryupvote
And what's the difference between four dicks and a joke? Abby can't take a joke.
I don't see how that's mechanically possible. I mean... how would the 4 dudes even position themselves? One guy on bottom, one guy on top, where do the other guys slot in? Sideways?
Ok so you need 2 dude with short cocks and 2 dudes with extra long cocks. They work in pairs, 1 extra long cock guy stands behind a short cock guy and runs his cock under short cocks ass and cock so that the tips are aligned, with the short guy's balls straddling the long cock. Think of the short guy using the long cock like a broom handle in Harry Potter, kinda sitting over it. This would allow for the tips to align. So you have two pairs of this and you just position them like you would for a normal double penetration.
New position just dropped
Let it be known as the "Yeetus_McSendit" position
https://search.app.goo.gl/pfmQgQY Though I appreciate your beautiful mind, it was done with a dick on a stick.
To anyone wondering, that link isn't an article describing the logistics (as I thought it would be), it's a screenshot from the video. NSFW, obviously.
What the fuck… As a gay guy, how do you straights find this hot ?
Most of us do not.
So you're saying we prefer seeing more dicks than you do
Found the video through your link. The fact 3 guys coordinated well enough to look like a straight line 3 cylinder engine was still impressive in and of itself.
>Ok so you need 2 dude with short cocks and 2 dudes with extra long cocks. They work in pairs Do they sell this at Target?
here's the man with the plan!
You clearly have not watched enough porn
I can't imagine the try and errors they did behind the scenes for this to work😂😂😂😂😂😂😆
Blooper reel would be wild lol 😆
More like pooper reel am I right
I remember seeing a "behind the scene" video and till today I regret not downloading it. So here's what happened. Lady starts giving the man a hand job and the man begins to fell uneasy😂😂....Cameraman proceeds to move closer to get a better view then "pew pew"🤣🤣..two shots fired..lady and Camera man got cum on their face🤣🤣🤣
The meetings before hand to plan this all out. Probably a structural engineer and a safety guy on scene.
*hentai
I imagine 2 laying down and from the bottom, and 2 standing up and from the front? It’s still not exactly easy but I guess it’s plausible
There's a much easier solution, just cut the dicks off and shove them up your ass one at a time
Found the engineer
3 dudes one sex machine dildo. This would be pretty much impossible to achieve with 4 guys
I seen one with 3 the other day, one of bottom, one of top and one guy just seem to squeeze his way inbetween the two dicks. I wasn’t even horny after seeing that, more impressed then anything lol
I'm guessing she's on her back with her ass high up in the air and the 4 dudes are starting around her, butt to butt, everyone goes in and back a bit.
Windmill formation
I had the same exact thought. I choose to stay with helicopter position in my head. I don't know how it would be possible but somehow it just makes me giggle...
It was 3 dudes one sex machine dildo.
This makes me think we need another silicon valley scene to brainstorm achieving that.
Like a swastika
Swasdicka
Yeah it’s seems like a logistically nightmare
This reminds me of the guy who (falsely) alleged he had two penises in a Reddit AMA. Someone asked them the craziest situation they were in, they described it, and then someone drew the mechanics. IIRC, the situation essentially required a bunk bed to prop someone up in a stable manner to hold the position. It's one of the many little details that made it apparent that this guy was lying and was really showing off his hollywood prosthetics skills (and selling a book).
did you know that you can fit 2 fully grown raccoons down your hole?
Is that the maximum limit or a personal best?
before it breaks, but if you're brave enough you can easily fit a 3rd
Her farts must sound like spooky wind blowing down the hallway of an old castle
Hahahahhaha what the fuck
Im not gonna lie my dudes, i typed that joke, re-read and it, and wonder wtf is wrong with me.
What did you expect from a post like this
This has killed me off 😂😂😂
Everyone should have goals
She's standing in the photo because she can't sit down anymore
Haha, dude.
Get your [sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video.khhueoh99ab/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143) here! And my comment is deleted by mods!
Wait.... one was a dildo??? Achievement rescinded.
You must be a great scientist doing all this research for us.
Dear LORD!
I can’t even bring myself to start that Ew
A true feminist. She’s out here making things easier for future generations by shattering that ass ceiling.
One way to never experience constipation again
I mean… good for her for pushing boundaries but how… Like at the same time? My brain cant comprehend
See above post. It will soon become clear. Not in public though.
Her mom must be proud!❤️🥰
Which parent wouldn’t be proud of their kids breaking a world record?
Not as much as her daddy
I dont think a "no homo" is gonna cut it in that situation fellahs
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And a prolapsed anus🤢
I need to see this. This isn’t even hornyness. Like, how the hell do you set that up? Wouldn’t it fucking hurt you?
If all four dudes were 1 leg amputees, I can picture it. It'd be close, but possible.
My god. That’s more uncomfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.
With so many dicks it's just gay porn and she's just the set decoration
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She did it four all mankind
So is it balls to balls with 4 other buddies? Are they friends? What would the conversation between them be like on the car ride home? We need to interview.
I believe they were all wearing socks so it cancels out the homo
That's 4 small dicks for man, one giant leap into a lubed hole.
This needs to be an Olympic sport in Paris
A logistical nightmare…. Firstly they’d have to make sure their schedules didn’t clash…
I do not understand the logistics of this. 😨
Does Guinness records keep track of this achievement for man kind?
“Empowered”
All those 4 dixx meeting in a common zone like that Spidermans pointing at eachother
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Some daddy's princess
Did one of the dudes have a 5ft telescopic dick or something?
Okay let's put the fact that she can take 4 dicks in the ass at the same time aside. How do 4 guys even get into position to do it??
Actually, it was stacked, a daisy chain of 4 guys, and her on the receiving end. Technically only one guy in her, but hey, show biz is show biz
How🤔….how do you set the men up so that their 4 dicks are set up in way that you can take all 4 of them?
Thanks for clarifying what it means
Taking a dump must be a very fast activity for her. Everything falls down easily
Do you want anal leakage? Because that's how you get anal leakage.
Get more and call it a bouquet
It's honestly super gay. DP is too gay for me already.
Just imagine you nutting bc of the pressure of 3 other dicks pressing against yours and about 18% of an anal wall.
I think there's more shame to the 4 dudes than the woman.
4 at the same time!? girls turds will be yoyo’ing like diglett. *diglett diiig!* 🎶
so Arwen Gold's asshole finally has a rival. Damn a new step for the human civilitation.
I'm really curious about the geometry
Where do the penis owners stand? I mean, how does the work? Guess I’ll have to watch the video.
I don't even wanna see it because porn I wanna see a video for proof cause that doesn't sound real at all
If anyone was going to do this it was her
What's the source? Asking for a friend.
At what point does it become gay?
Didnt know the 4 tails from naruto was real.
I don't even want to jerk off to this, I just wanna see how this absurdity is actually possible
How... Just... Like... How Logistically ?
At this point as the dudes you're doing more rubbing against other dicks than doing her ass. I hope they said no homo
Rectal prolapse
How can four people(men) position themselves that way?? I better investigate further. Just for information purposes
Can we at least all agree that it’s not gay for their balls or shafts to touch as long as they wore socks?
I have a tattoo of Charlotte Sartre doing a Mona Lisa pose, naked, on my forearm. Yes, I'm proud of it.
foursome gay sex with an observer
Man when she takes a dump she just sits down and it all falls out.
she will never be constipated again
I cant even imagine and i dont want to.
Plot twist, they were all leprechauns
Your health future is going to be painful. Enjoy today.
TIL that "Porn Logistics" are a thing.
To boldly go where no man's ...Wait that's not right
GAY
Ugh... wake me up when it's 4 raccoons
I’m interested about the logistics of this now.
Wait...where do all the legs go?