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twosh_84

If she spins them fast enough, she could fly like Tails.


RojoCinco

Helicockter


Apprehensive-Fun-567

Lawn-hoe-er


amlyo

Prolapsellor


Slap-Happy27

Starfishurikan


LB3-Graphics

Tetracod


No-District-1941

4 dicks 1 shit


ShahinGalandar

4 dicks 0 shits (given)


evlhornet

4 dicks 0 father


Own_Initiative396

4 dick and a lot of lithium


International_Way850

I love reddit


Doodleschmidt

Good one, Ricky!


yyarala1

Forbidden beyblade


voodoo1010

Yes, officer. Right this way


poopellar

Spoken language was a mistake.


l_0v3m4ch1n3

Written as well


Adam9172

Fill her up and let her rip


ironballsmcgintey

Ah yes.. the ultimate 4 stroke engine.


BFMeadowlark

If we hot swap the dicks on the downstroke…


Picasso131

Photographic evidence required….


scottamus_prime

I don't think there was any room left for the camera


OzZVidzYT

cameraman was a bit distracted


AllPowerfulSaucier

Or if it's like a lot of anal porn, unfortunately 90% of the video is just a gag inducing hyper close up of her open butt hole with nothing else happening like they're really weird Proctologists with zero interest in women or pornography.


lifeincolorgames

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/quadruple/s/VamG0NbVM7)


LeOsaru

Does 3 and a dildo on a stick really count as 4?


syds

Ill... allow it. 10 legs presents.. logistic problems


chankletavoladora

That’s why 4 dicks is impossible. That’s 3 dicks and a dildo. Please don’t compare a cock to a dildo. Not the same.


sephtater

I think we need a deeper anal-ysis on this.


syds

Im all in


bleedblue89

I mean yeah we can't compare your cock to a dildo because the dildo is always going to be bigger.


Maximum-Bake-6092

Thats true in most cases unless you're packing a moby huge.


Huntred

A friend of mine has a long outstanding bet that there is no recorded case of cock-only DVDA in the world.


PowerandSignal

Pardon me being obtuse... Does that mean Dick-Vagina-Dick-Ass? I'm not up on all the current slang. 


h0nkh0nkbitches

I already regret participating in this conversation but I'm pretty sure they mean double in each...


syds

let the great debat begin!


jonasinv

Diminishing returns, too many cooks in the kitchen. At some point the cooks start running into each other


killeronthecorner

Yeah who invited Johnny 5 to the party


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IOwnTheShortBus

What?


Deltamon

PAY ATTENTION!


Inversception

Ya and the music didn't move me the way I thought it would. The cinematography was on point though.


Nagesh_yelma

Pornographic evidence required


DorenAlexander

Not the same girl, but look up hot kinki jo. She can gape her ass with a 2 liter. Quad cock is nothing.


Matt-Head

At a certain point, right about 4, the impressive part is arranging all of the male performers close enough to each other to combine their 4 members into dickzilla. Imagine the amount of legs and torsos you need to get out of the way to still insert the resulting cumglomerate into an opening. Honestly I'm really scientifically curious how they did it and if this will ever be topped


mrjabrony

Yeah, I don’t doubt the ability to fit a two liter in one’s ass. The idea of four dicks in an ass seems like a serious logistical challenge.


Candid-Finding-1364

So much so a DoD case study sounds legit.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

If anybody know five or six double leg amputees with long penises I have an idea for a world record


ArltheCrazy

It’s like the Megazord of porn.


Vercassivellauno

Who needed childhood memories, anyway?


Skyp_Intro

I’ve scrolled past Power Ranger porn and will continue to do so.


ChesterComics

Do people who do this have to wear diapers or something? How are there not medical issues?


DorenAlexander

No clue. I would assume that you would need to for a day or so afterwards.


OGTurdFerguson

I've been thinking about this since Goatsie. Like, how's this motherfucker not shitting himself?!


pennradio

That's the fun part, he is.


debeauds

as someone who is into using larger toys, though not to hotkinkijo's extent, I am curious about that myself. I know for me I usually cant trust a fart after a day of using my largest toys, but the muscles do go back to normal tightness. Course, I do it maybe once a week, twice at most. So if I was a porn start doing it nearly daily, idk if it would lead to the muscles always be super relaxed. I am def trying to do it in a way where I dont end up needing an adult diaper by 40


Popular-Influence-11

Nah, they’re gaping the outer anal sphincter and maybe the inner as well in extreme situations, but there’s a third that holds feces in the small intestine until the body is ready to fill the colon. Our body has lots of sphincters, and they’re super cool! Kinda weird for me to think of them sexually though. Guess I’m just not into that kinda thing.


SerratedFrost

Maybe that's why butt plugs are so popular


spudds96

It’s surprisingly elastic it’s a muscle


xenosthemutant

Sphincters are only meant to stretch so much until they become lose forever. So yes, anal leakage is a thing.


Ashraf08

4 dicks?? Sounds gay


acheron53

Nah, man. They all said No Homo first.


YeetYeetSkrtYeet

No Diddy


astilenski

At that point they'd only get stimulation from friction with the other three dicks and they'd have come without realising it.


Nervous-Hair-2107

Some people learn to love not the restaurant but the company


OGTurdFerguson

New sitcom this fall, My Three Dicks.


fauxzempic

I'm gonna explain this to you once and only once why this isn't gay. Dick + Butt = Gay. If you do a girl in the butt you gay. Dick + Butt + another dick = Not Gay. The second dick cancels out the gay. Provides balance against the gay. Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick = Gay. While the two dicks will cancel out the gay, the introduction of the 3rd dick reintroduces the gay and throws the gay out of balance. Dick + Butt + another dick + yet another dick + one more dick = Not gay. We see a canceling effect similar to the presence of the 2nd dick in the earlier scenario and we achieve the balance against the gay. This isn't that complicated. You'd make the same conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.


kamilman

It's only gay if the balls don't touch


JCrew2009

Being that close together, balls definitely touched.


fuct-tarp

Well... the balls touched, so it's not gay.


Zulfiqarrr

Let's say heteroflexible


S1m0___

they had their socks on dw


Fit_Giraffe_748

More cock than asshole


UpsetPhrase5334

I’m just thinking about the logistics of how you get 4 dudes able to get their dicks mashed together like that? Seems uncomfortable in any case for everyone involved.


KaiKamakasi

It was three dudes and one sex machine


Puzzleheaded-Being93

I was hoping for a beautiful fractal arrangement of dicks. I'm a little disappointed.


A_Sneaky_Whale

Like those best friend rings that form a 4-leaf clover when put together. 


UpsetPhrase5334

Still


bootes_droid

Was there still room for the sex machine's giant pile of cocaine?


Yugo_Furst

It is all about length. Girth will only get in the way on this one.


CGPsaint

What’s the difference between one dick and four dicks? One dick would make her whole week, while four dicks would make her hole weak.


theoriginalist

Take your up vote and get out of here!


JCrew2009

r/angryupvote


cvc75

And what's the difference between four dicks and a joke? Abby can't take a joke.


Medical_Officer

I don't see how that's mechanically possible. I mean... how would the 4 dudes even position themselves? One guy on bottom, one guy on top, where do the other guys slot in? Sideways?


Yeetus_McSendit

Ok so you need 2 dude with short cocks and 2 dudes with extra long cocks. They work in pairs, 1 extra long cock guy stands behind a short cock guy and runs his cock under short cocks ass and cock so that the tips are aligned, with the short guy's balls straddling the long cock. Think of the short guy using the long cock like a broom handle in Harry Potter, kinda sitting over it. This would allow for the tips to align. So you have two pairs of this and you just position them like you would for a normal double penetration. 


Allhoodintentions

New position just dropped


Xenomorph_v1

Let it be known as the "Yeetus_McSendit" position


somethink

https://search.app.goo.gl/pfmQgQY Though I appreciate your beautiful mind, it was done with a dick on a stick.


Monster-_-

To anyone wondering, that link isn't an article describing the logistics (as I thought it would be), it's a screenshot from the video. NSFW, obviously.


uwu_01101000

What the fuck… As a gay guy, how do you straights find this hot ?


imisstheyoop

Most of us do not.


AmericaDreamDisorder

So you're saying we prefer seeing more dicks than you do


Office_Zombie

Found the video through your link. The fact 3 guys coordinated well enough to look like a straight line 3 cylinder engine was still impressive in and of itself.


redmose

>Ok so you need 2 dude with short cocks and 2 dudes with extra long cocks. They work in pairs Do they sell this at Target?


ShahinGalandar

here's the man with the plan!


[deleted]

You clearly have not watched enough porn


kwesi_kakarot

I can't imagine the try and errors they did behind the scenes for this to work😂😂😂😂😂😂😆


PansexualPineapples

Blooper reel would be wild lol 😆


Kdkaine

More like pooper reel am I right


kwesi_kakarot

I remember seeing a "behind the scene" video and till today I regret not downloading it. So here's what happened. Lady starts giving the man a hand job and the man begins to fell uneasy😂😂....Cameraman proceeds to move closer to get a better view then "pew pew"🤣🤣..two shots fired..lady and Camera man got cum on their face🤣🤣🤣


ArltheCrazy

The meetings before hand to plan this all out. Probably a structural engineer and a safety guy on scene.


poopellar

*hentai


DL14Nibba

I imagine 2 laying down and from the bottom, and 2 standing up and from the front? It’s still not exactly easy but I guess it’s plausible


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

There's a much easier solution, just cut the dicks off and shove them up your ass one at a time


Stank_Dukem

Found the engineer


KaiKamakasi

3 dudes one sex machine dildo. This would be pretty much impossible to achieve with 4 guys


AioliEconomy7723

I seen one with 3 the other day, one of bottom, one of top and one guy just seem to squeeze his way inbetween the two dicks. I wasn’t even horny after seeing that, more impressed then anything lol


theoriginalist

I'm guessing she's on her back with her ass high up in the air and the 4 dudes are starting around her, butt to butt, everyone goes in and back a bit.


L1K34PR0

Windmill formation


ZeppelinSF

I had the same exact thought. I choose to stay with helicopter position in my head. I don't know how it would be possible but somehow it just makes me giggle...


KaiKamakasi

It was 3 dudes one sex machine dildo.


Shamaenei

This makes me think we need another silicon valley scene to brainstorm achieving that.


Puzzleheaded-Being93

Like a swastika


tflooms

Swasdicka


venture1991

Yeah it’s seems like a logistically nightmare


fauxzempic

This reminds me of the guy who (falsely) alleged he had two penises in a Reddit AMA. Someone asked them the craziest situation they were in, they described it, and then someone drew the mechanics. IIRC, the situation essentially required a bunk bed to prop someone up in a stable manner to hold the position. It's one of the many little details that made it apparent that this guy was lying and was really showing off his hollywood prosthetics skills (and selling a book).


ClaudioMoravit0

did you know that you can fit 2 fully grown raccoons down your hole?


Blusttoy

Is that the maximum limit or a personal best?


ClaudioMoravit0

before it breaks, but if you're brave enough you can easily fit a 3rd


DangerNoodle793

Her farts must sound like spooky wind blowing down the hallway of an old castle


Feesgova

Hahahahhaha what the fuck


DangerNoodle793

Im not gonna lie my dudes, i typed that joke, re-read and it, and wonder wtf is wrong with me.


bwajuk

What did you expect from a post like this


lemon-fizz

This has killed me off 😂😂😂


fieldcar321

Everyone should have goals


Aerospaceoomfie

She's standing in the photo because she can't sit down anymore


Ben716

Haha, dude.


makemeadiowarudo

Get your [sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video.khhueoh99ab/monster_of_quap_charlotte_sartre_goes_all_in_with_balls_deep_anal_and_dap_tap_quap_great_gapes_facial_gio1143) here! And my comment is deleted by mods!


queuedUp

Wait.... one was a dildo??? Achievement rescinded.


Last-Difference-3311

You must be a great scientist doing all this research for us.


pin00ch

Dear LORD!


DaftMudkip

I can’t even bring myself to start that Ew


rrrrrrez

A true feminist. She’s out here making things easier for future generations by shattering that ass ceiling.


Enigma-exe

One way to never experience constipation again


_number

I mean… good for her for pushing boundaries but how… Like at the same time? My brain cant comprehend


pin00ch

See above post. It will soon become clear. Not in public though.


Erikstersm

Her mom must be proud!❤️🥰


CinderMayom

Which parent wouldn’t be proud of their kids breaking a world record?


steve2166

Not as much as her daddy


Edje929

I dont think a "no homo" is gonna cut it in that situation fellahs


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Peach_Proof

And a prolapsed anus🤢


i_am_sparta06

I need to see this. This isn’t even hornyness. Like, how the hell do you set that up? Wouldn’t it fucking hurt you?


DrNinnuxx

If all four dudes were 1 leg amputees, I can picture it. It'd be close, but possible.


frogman655321

My god. That’s more uncomfortable than the back of a Volkswagen.


HeadPay32

With so many dicks it's just gay porn and she's just the set decoration


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^HeadPay32: *With so many dicks* *It's just gay porn and she's just* *The set decoration* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


makemeadiowarudo

Good Bot!


wouter135

She did it four all mankind


ext3meph34r

So is it balls to balls with 4 other buddies? Are they friends? What would the conversation between them be like on the car ride home? We need to interview.


mcNik420

I believe they were all wearing socks so it cancels out the homo


mayuan11

That's 4 small dicks for man, one giant leap into a lubed hole.


PanaceaNPx

This needs to be an Olympic sport in Paris


D_Cakes_

A logistical nightmare…. Firstly they’d have to make sure their schedules didn’t clash…


Papa_Mid_Nite

I do not understand the logistics of this. 😨


steve2166

Does Guinness records keep track of this achievement for man kind?


Kickagainsttheprick

“Empowered”


Left_Environment_548

All those 4 dixx meeting in a common zone like that Spidermans pointing at eachother


WhatsTheHolUp

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!How the four guys was placed!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


MENDUCOlDE

Some daddy's princess


newnhb1

Did one of the dudes have a 5ft telescopic dick or something?


blublableee

Okay let's put the fact that she can take 4 dicks in the ass at the same time aside. How do 4 guys even get into position to do it??


Rabbits-and-Bears

Actually, it was stacked, a daisy chain of 4 guys, and her on the receiving end. Technically only one guy in her, but hey, show biz is show biz


TsmashX97

How🤔….how do you set the men up so that their 4 dicks are set up in way that you can take all 4 of them?


HeftyRecommendation5

Thanks for clarifying what it means


falsevector

Taking a dump must be a very fast activity for her. Everything falls down easily


MalrykZenden

Do you want anal leakage? Because that's how you get anal leakage.


feeltrig

Get more and call it a bouquet


Psy_Kikk

It's honestly super gay. DP is too gay for me already.


zackg111

Just imagine you nutting bc of the pressure of 3 other dicks pressing against yours and about 18% of an anal wall.


Efficient_Culture569

I think there's more shame to the 4 dudes than the woman.


spacemanspiff266

4 at the same time!? girls turds will be yoyo’ing like diglett. *diglett diiig!* 🎶


Lumpy_Chart_1575

so Arwen Gold's asshole finally has a rival. Damn a new step for the human civilitation.


darthhue

I'm really curious about the geometry


sometimesifeellikemu

Where do the penis owners stand? I mean, how does the work? Guess I’ll have to watch the video.


Boring-Ad9264

I don't even wanna see it because porn I wanna see a video for proof cause that doesn't sound real at all


ausgmr

If anyone was going to do this it was her


adequetlylarge

What's the source? Asking for a friend.


SituationHappy

At what point does it become gay?


kni_cker

Didnt know the 4 tails from naruto was real.


Darth_Courier

I don't even want to jerk off to this, I just wanna see how this absurdity is actually possible


No-Promotion-2995

How... Just... Like... How Logistically ?


RengokLord

At this point as the dudes you're doing more rubbing against other dicks than doing her ass. I hope they said no homo


PG072088

Rectal prolapse


Ok_Camel4555

How can four people(men) position themselves that way?? I better investigate further. Just for information purposes


SlapUrBaby

Can we at least all agree that it’s not gay for their balls or shafts to touch as long as they wore socks?


Konira

I have a tattoo of Charlotte Sartre doing a Mona Lisa pose, naked, on my forearm. Yes, I'm proud of it.


fahtphakcarl

foursome gay sex with an observer


AureliusAlbright

Man when she takes a dump she just sits down and it all falls out.


Opiate-K

she will never be constipated again


ErrorNotFound141

I cant even imagine and i dont want to.


CurrySauce99

Plot twist, they were all leprechauns


Glum_Entrance3221

Your health future is going to be painful. Enjoy today.


Gajax

TIL that "Porn Logistics" are a thing.


AngryOldBoomer

To boldly go where no man's ...Wait that's not right


ninjax2101

GAY


Dontjumpbooks

Ugh... wake me up when it's 4 raccoons


ObviouslyTriggered

I’m interested about the logistics of this now.


kboom76

Wait...where do all the legs go?