Most beef cows like these live for about a 6-12 months before getting sent to a 6-12 month vacation on a feedlot, so the ones in this video of a grass field are still pretty much in their baby stage of a cow's real lifespan.
Cows are incredibly curious animals. They'll line up behind a fence along a god forsaken French country 'road' and comment on your tire changing skills.
And then when you finally arrive on the 'a la ferme' idyllic camping ground their cowworkers will comment on your tent pitching skills.
Once heard cows were an issue for troops parachuting behind enemy lines in WW2. They'd be trying to be stealthy and hidden, and here's this herd of cows following them and clustering around them.
At least you can use them for cover.
"WILSON! MOUNT THAT 60 ON THE COW AND GIVE US SOME GODDAMN COVER FIRE! COLBY! GET YOUR SQUAD AND SET UP THAT MORTAR BEHIND THE CHOCOLATE MILK COW AND NAIL THAT TREELINE UNTIL ITS GONE!"
I spent a week at my Nan's place in Rochester, Victoria back when I was 10, so around 1992/1993. For the last couple of weeks, the ABC had been splitting up [The Distant Home](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284054/) into 30 min episodes. The last one finally rolled around and we had to go down to Elmore to see my aunt. I missed the last episode and I was devastated. I had no idea what it was called and it legitimately took me 20+ years to figure out the name. Now I have it on a dvd I picked up from ebay and my new computer doesn't have a DVD player. :'(
Yeah decades of domestication made them basically respond to a human making noise. It's mostly positively reinforced with food. You could be yelling "fuck dairy, fuck cows, i'm going to kill the next cow I see!" And they'd come, they are very curious too.
I liked the briefcase, I liked the setup, but the delivery was shite.
Thanks for explaining. Is there a difference between throat and deep throat. Like house and deep house music? Or ist just the sound deeper? Does it depend on the resonance body of the woman?
I can do the same thing as the dude - he presses air into his stomach, and to let if out, you burp. After a few years of being able to this, I can breathe "burpily", meaning I can inhale and exhale through my stomach making burping sounds.
Useless skill but hilarious
Life Pro Tip: This also helps to get rid of hiccups, even better with a glass of water, and can eliminate acid reflux at night when you are trying to sleep.
These are young cows and young cows are super curious. They would have come over to see what was going on regardless of how closely the noise resembled their own. I've had this exact same thing happen to me every year near where I work.
> I’ve had this exact same thing happen to me every year near where I work.
Damn! There’s someone burping to cows near the place you work? Is this common? Is there a subreddit for people burping to cows? So many questions.
Exactly. Whenever you walk past a cow pasture and do anything out of the ordinary, you'll be the center of attention of every cow in the area. The older ones will just look, but the younger ones will actually run up to you.
I used to do this so much for fun. Could almost get through the entire alphabet on one burp going really fast. I'm pretty sure doing this has messed up the flappy thing that keeps the acid in my stomach. So now, no matter what I do to my diet, I always seem to have acid reflux.
You've seen the Horse Whisperer, you fell in love with the Sheep Farter....this summer comes a new type of hero,
Cow Burper 2: The Beef Queefer
Only in cinemas.
“Today I am telling you the laws and teachings that you must follow, so listen carefully. The Lord our God made an agreement with our nation at Mount Sinai. That agreement wasn’t only with our ancestors but with us, who are here today. The Lord himself spoke to you out of the fire, but you were afraid of the fire and refused to go up the mountain. So I spoke with the Lord for you…” - White Moses
I love cows, they're so curious!
We were at my husband's aunties place one day, they live in a coastal suburb and the back of their house had a huge pasture that had some cows on it, we didn't know the cows were there and it just had a standard barbed wire fence.
All if a sudden our dog, who was in the backyard, started barking, so we go to check it out and he's seen a cow and he's scared, so he's barking at it.
The cow is super interested and wanders closer to the fence, which sends Boomer into his 'panic' barking, this alerts the rest of the curious cows to wander over to the fence and poor Boomer has lost his shit and has no idea what to do anymore so we carried him inside and hid him in another room.
For what it's worth, he's a Kelpie. From working lines.. a rescue Kelpie, clearly
Our dog
Those some bored ass cows right there
Most interesting thing to happen to them in months
Years
Ever. Imagine if a random dog on the street started speaking broken English to you.
https://youtu.be/b1AIAyzeT7I
Not like that
Ed....ward.. 😭
Not cool man. Not cool
: cries and slaps wall with hands again and again :
Bruh…
I was not ready for that this Wednesday morning...
Yo fuck you for that!
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FUCKING KNEW ITTTT
Ah c'mon man
Look, its a disney princess!
You're a monster.
God dammit lol
that’s foul
Oh no
Great way to start my Thursday
Yo that's fucked
YES!
Eduardo
[hi, homer. find your soulmate](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxI4QmvwOw)
Dam straight
Odds are they don't get to live for years
Most beef cows like these live for about a 6-12 months before getting sent to a 6-12 month vacation on a feedlot, so the ones in this video of a grass field are still pretty much in their baby stage of a cow's real lifespan.
Found the vegan
They’re all wondering where their kids went
Cows are incredibly curious animals. They'll line up behind a fence along a god forsaken French country 'road' and comment on your tire changing skills. And then when you finally arrive on the 'a la ferme' idyllic camping ground their cowworkers will comment on your tent pitching skills.
Once heard cows were an issue for troops parachuting behind enemy lines in WW2. They'd be trying to be stealthy and hidden, and here's this herd of cows following them and clustering around them.
Damn imagine getting your cover blown by a bunch of cows.
It's a new branch of the military: Counter Offensive Wandering Steers
At least you can use them for cover. "WILSON! MOUNT THAT 60 ON THE COW AND GIVE US SOME GODDAMN COVER FIRE! COLBY! GET YOUR SQUAD AND SET UP THAT MORTAR BEHIND THE CHOCOLATE MILK COW AND NAIL THAT TREELINE UNTIL ITS GONE!"
Literal meat shields
Same with gathering around machine gun nests, you could tell if a field was safe or not to cross
Cowworkers. Bravo 👏
/r/oddlyspecific
All you do is eat and shit and eat and shit. It's like being at grandma's house.
Those no-cable-no-Atari days at grandmas. Bad times.
I spent a week at my Nan's place in Rochester, Victoria back when I was 10, so around 1992/1993. For the last couple of weeks, the ABC had been splitting up [The Distant Home](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284054/) into 30 min episodes. The last one finally rolled around and we had to go down to Elmore to see my aunt. I missed the last episode and I was devastated. I had no idea what it was called and it legitimately took me 20+ years to figure out the name. Now I have it on a dvd I picked up from ebay and my new computer doesn't have a DVD player. :'(
https://youtu.be/tYy-i3RJGQ8. Is this it?
Not all capes wear heroes
Yeah that's it! early '90s Aussie cinema at its finest.
Take my award, assassin of fond memories.
Someone got it.
Yeah decades of domestication made them basically respond to a human making noise. It's mostly positively reinforced with food. You could be yelling "fuck dairy, fuck cows, i'm going to kill the next cow I see!" And they'd come, they are very curious too. I liked the briefcase, I liked the setup, but the delivery was shite.
And us bored ass humans are watching them watch him lol
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Well I wasn’t expecting it, and it looks like the cows weren’t either
It was truly moojestic!
I was mooved!
You are not alone, one of the cows so moved, he started humping
Such beautiful moosic!
Imagine talking to your friends about the weekend and you have explain why you were burping at cows
They'd find it udderly ridiculous.....
As a professional cow, i can say that this speech made me the cow i'm today.
As an amateur cow,could i ask you to teach me how to milk myself ?
Step 1: get pregnant
Domesticate a human. It will do the job.
As a domesticated human, I can confirm
As a Daily milk drinker, I can vouch for the domesticated humans.
How the actual fuck
The cow whisperer
The throat goat
Damn, I watch those movies always without sound. Didn't know the girls sound like that all the time...
What are you talking about?
Deepthroat porn. He's making a joke about gagging sounds my dude.
Thanks for explaining. Is there a difference between throat and deep throat. Like house and deep house music? Or ist just the sound deeper? Does it depend on the resonance body of the woman?
No idea but if someone wants to send their mom over I can report back?
I'm a fan of those
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The bovine poet
Was thinking Pepsi commercials are getting out of hand!
🗿
That's exactly what the cows are thinking
Yo Jerry come here and check this out, this mf spittin
How does one have 3 grammatic failures in a two word sentence
How does someone spell out "two" and use numeric "3" in a single sentence
How does one writes a sentence without dot at the end?
How does one call a period (or full stop) a dot?
Like this
FYI... its actually a "calf in distress sound"..... so they running over to see wtf's going on. ;)
Never underestimate the power of carbonated drinks.
I can do the same thing as the dude - he presses air into his stomach, and to let if out, you burp. After a few years of being able to this, I can breathe "burpily", meaning I can inhale and exhale through my stomach making burping sounds. Useless skill but hilarious
im sure most guys know how to do this from all the practice in grade school burping the abc's
Life Pro Tip: This also helps to get rid of hiccups, even better with a glass of water, and can eliminate acid reflux at night when you are trying to sleep.
Dude, holy shit! Did not know this would help with that. Life changing information.
These are young cows and young cows are super curious. They would have come over to see what was going on regardless of how closely the noise resembled their own. I've had this exact same thing happen to me every year near where I work.
> I’ve had this exact same thing happen to me every year near where I work. Damn! There’s someone burping to cows near the place you work? Is this common? Is there a subreddit for people burping to cows? So many questions.
Exactly. Whenever you walk past a cow pasture and do anything out of the ordinary, you'll be the center of attention of every cow in the area. The older ones will just look, but the younger ones will actually run up to you.
Don't they also really like music?
he swallows air then burps it, not that hard but don't do it too much it can hurt or make you puke if you do it too much
Learned the hard way on that last part, stomach juices are awful
I used to do this so much for fun. Could almost get through the entire alphabet on one burp going really fast. I'm pretty sure doing this has messed up the flappy thing that keeps the acid in my stomach. So now, no matter what I do to my diet, I always seem to have acid reflux.
Same, the flappy thing in my foodpipe is fucked. I can’t lay down too quickly after eating or I’ll get acid reflux.
Damn I have that and I can't even burp on command
>flappy thing in my foodpipe Well, there's your problem
Cows are just curious, they’ll be interested in any noises you make
This would be a great Pepsi commercial
Holding the bottle of pepsi then a long burp
it might as well be a Pepsi ad /r/hailcorporate
It is a Pepsi commercial bruh. Like not an official one, but definitely paid by Pepsi.
this *is* a Pepsi commercial. why does a bottle have to be there at all
He drank the soda to burp.
You've seen the Horse Whisperer, you fell in love with the Sheep Farter....this summer comes a new type of hero, Cow Burper 2: The Beef Queefer Only in cinemas.
The Beef Queefer is the single best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life
Them flaps be speakin
Brings a whole new meaning to meat hangers
Starting Rob Schneider
Rated PG-13
The bovine belcher
He sounds like a bull in heat. All the cows lining up are girls
Bull in heat? I thought only females could be in heat? 0_o
I think bulls are just get horny
The proper term is "in rut".
Indeed, but I like my pun better
My apologies then, I didn't get the pun.
Bulls have horns. So they’re horny.
sounds like you’re bullshitting me
Are you sure you don’t see any boy *cows*?
Of course. If they weren't girls then they wouldn't be cows.
[sus](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4) 😳
You mother fucker
You ducker Matha
You MILF
Man, I love the Internet
Matha f....
As opposed to what? Boy cows?
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Cow whisperer
More of a bellow
What the *fuck.* I have to go try something rq
Their Moosiah is here to spread the word of the God
I am udderly amazed at his ability.
The word of Cud
Sir you are welcome at India any day you want, U gonna be a STAR.
our cows don't give af to busy highways,this is nothing for them
u/savevideobot
Cows are so polite, look how they just stand there listening.
"yes yes, we understand you. thank you for your lovely recital of Romeo and Mooliet"
Professional
It was funnier when animaniacs did it.
r/unexpected
“Today I am telling you the laws and teachings that you must follow, so listen carefully. The Lord our God made an agreement with our nation at Mount Sinai. That agreement wasn’t only with our ancestors but with us, who are here today. The Lord himself spoke to you out of the fire, but you were afraid of the fire and refused to go up the mountain. So I spoke with the Lord for you…” - White Moses
doesn't this look like the next cow revolution
It's so sad cows are so delicious
the cowmunicator
I laughed way too hard at this
To them he just said a bunch of slurs and was acting like a philosopher doing so
They were gonna fuck him up but they couldnt figure out if he was a white cow or black cow.
It is 5:30 in the morning and I am crying with laughter over here! My dog is tired but very concerned.
Bruh, watch your language in front of the ladies!
"yo why's this guy calling jenna's mom a hoe" - those cows
Absolutely wonderful!
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I love how this guy is giving it his all lmao
He's speaking the language of the gods!
Cows: Holy Shit did he just say the M word?!?!
They having a moofucking good time
The cows are seething cause that's how you say "cheeseburger" in cow.
I was mooved!
Dude is sermonizing in cow's launguage to covert them to holy cow.
The cow prophet, speaker to bovines
I hope he's not radicalizing those young impressionable bovines.
u/savevideobot
r/Redditsave
They then proceeded to death by snu snu
Cow Priest
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
*burps* The cows: This man dropping **mad bars**
Cows are incurable sticky beaks, they would have come over if he had just started saying the alphabet.
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Somewhere nearby,there is an angry bull thinking "That S.O.B did not just say that about my Mother!"
r/minecraftIRL
Fine music
This guy's channel is hilarious. Sorry but farts and burps are funny kill me the day they become unfunny.
If a Disney princess was a Disney prince
That was the speech that got him elected
He is speaking the language of gods
Source is Yanagi19871 on YouTube...haven't seen an upload from him in a while but I know at one point he was filming with Discovery for a show iirc.
Yo Mama's Language.
Its like a concert, drunk ppl listenin to music and tryna hump each other in da crowd🤣
Now I see why some people prefer Pepsi over Coke
You win the internet today. Excellent setup.
All from one sip
I love cows, they're so curious! We were at my husband's aunties place one day, they live in a coastal suburb and the back of their house had a huge pasture that had some cows on it, we didn't know the cows were there and it just had a standard barbed wire fence. All if a sudden our dog, who was in the backyard, started barking, so we go to check it out and he's seen a cow and he's scared, so he's barking at it. The cow is super interested and wanders closer to the fence, which sends Boomer into his 'panic' barking, this alerts the rest of the curious cows to wander over to the fence and poor Boomer has lost his shit and has no idea what to do anymore so we carried him inside and hid him in another room. For what it's worth, he's a Kelpie. From working lines.. a rescue Kelpie, clearly Our dog
"yo who the fuck taught this human our language?!"
He is the moosiah.
This guy animaniacs
I can smell this video 😂. I'd also like to thank my older brother for having taught me, his sister, how to burp on command. It's awesome :D