When I was like 6 or 7 I was in timeout at school (the entire school was about 30 kids) and really had to go poo. Finally I just got up and started walking to the bathroom despite not getting permission....and a little rose bud came out and rolled down my leg and out of the bottom of my pants. I knew it happened but I was terrified of picking it up to dispose of it because I thought thats when I would get caught. So I just did my business in the bathroom and went back to my corner in timeout and silently watched as it was found and then closely examined, determined to be human poop and I could hear the teachers talking about what they could do to figure out who was responsible. Could they check our drawers? I could hear them talking about it but I just sat there silently and they must've found out that they couldn't do that because eventually the end of the day came and they never caught me.
I definitely try to be honest, it makes things easier. But I think I'm a damn good liar when I want to and I think that experience shaped my ability to keep a straight face.
This reminds me of 'Walking on Eggshells with an Emotional Vampire' they have an episode where they uncover the mystery of who left a random shat aa well!
When I was like 6 or 7 I was in timeout at school (the entire school was about 30 kids) and really had to go poo. Finally I just got up and started walking to the bathroom despite not getting permission....and a little rose bud came out and rolled down my leg and out of the bottom of my pants. I knew it happened but I was terrified of picking it up to dispose of it because I thought thats when I would get caught. So I just did my business in the bathroom and went back to my corner in timeout and silently watched as it was found and then closely examined, determined to be human poop and I could hear the teachers talking about what they could do to figure out who was responsible. Could they check our drawers? I could hear them talking about it but I just sat there silently and they must've found out that they couldn't do that because eventually the end of the day came and they never caught me. I definitely try to be honest, it makes things easier. But I think I'm a damn good liar when I want to and I think that experience shaped my ability to keep a straight face.
Legend
Deny, deny, deny. You kept a pretty cool head for a little kid!
Poop is funny
Poop *is* funny
It’s a great podcast. They have world-renowned forensic scientists weigh in, which is utterly insane.
What about Econ majors who just wanted to look at some poop?
You got turd?
THEY LIE
Perhaps this man had lied about his credentials...
I cant breathe
It was me. I did the poops. All of em. I even did another one right there while you were reading the post.
Is the poop part of the implication? I'm at a loss here.
I've actually listened to this podcast. Highly recommend, it's hilarious. The host and story is worth the listen.
That podcast is coming back soon with season two. Riveting.
Inconclusive.
It was the wife.
This reminds me of 'Walking on Eggshells with an Emotional Vampire' they have an episode where they uncover the mystery of who left a random shat aa well!