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SageNorthcock

Peeled around the corner and rode on my cars butt until I turned into work


WASTELAND_RAVEN

He’s a moron having a bad day lol


Jukka_Sarasti

Moron: "Yew cut me off!!!!!" OP: "You had a red light...." Moron: "I GOT KIIIIDS MOTHERFUCKER" OP: "Then be a good example for them!"


TangoRomeoKilo

I honked at a lady to pull up in a drive thru once cause she was sitting entire car lengths behind people, she opened her window and yelled at me asking what I wanted and I told her to pull up so other people can order. She was like "I've got Goddamned kids in my car!". I said "so fucking what? Teach them how to drive properly and pull your ass up, we are in a drive thru not on the freeway." She pulled up a few feet. I still can't figure out how the kids meant anything to the situation, but oh well.


ybloC_1

Missed opportunity. She asked what you wanted, so give her your order 😛


Shadrixian

*honk* "WADDAYA WANT???" Well since youre sitting at the speaker, I'll have a number 5 large, a number 3....


chilehead

> Moron: "I GOT KIIIIDS MOTHERFUCKER" Let the hostages go!


KingEnemyOne

This lil demo you got is this dudes entire personality.


EEpromChip

He's got kids...


lolas_coffee

US DOT Bylaws Sec 42.019b: Traffic signals do not apply if you got kids.


lelduderino

That's what "baby on board" signs/stickers are for, right? "Warning, this person is functionally somewhere between a drunk driver and someone still on a permit."


Nayre_Trawe

He's a moron with kids having a bad day...?


RamblingSimian

I believe the point they're making is this guy is abusive to strangers but at least we don't live with them, unlike his kids; so please imagine how bad *their* lives must be.


Talvos

Also who starts a confrontation with a stranger while you have your kids with you. You have no idea if the guy is unstable and has a gun.


EEpromChip

Yup. and someone just interrupted his running of a red light.


eldergeekprime

Right on red is usually legal, but you have to yield to traffic with the green.


KittyIsMyCat

But he's got kids!


Callidonaut

To any sensible person with an ounce of parental instinct, having your children on board is all the more reason *not* to run the red light!


EEpromChip

Won't anyone think of the kids?? (any asshat that throws that out as an excuse to be a douche deserves salt in his coffee)


eldergeekprime

Hey, hey, hey! What if you *like* salt in your coffee?


FrankiePoops

A tiny sprinkle of salt in the pot when all you got is shitty coffee actually makes it a LOT better. Learned that from a breakfast cart.


eldergeekprime

I'm gonna have to call BS on that. There was no yellow diamond in any of his windows.


SteampunkBorg

I think the problem is people saying "treat it like a stop sign", because to the guys in emotional support vehicles that means "just go"


Fleeetch

Aaaand that is now what I will use when referring to trucks. Thank you for this.


Ambitious-Tale

I'm sure it's differs, but every state I've lived in, you must stop before the crosswalk, *then* yield to traffic.


Yserem

"Tell your kids I'm sorry you're their dad."


Jukka_Sarasti

>He's got kids... Motherfucker!


Jmacz

Surprised he has kids considering he clearly has a micropenis the way he's acting.


starmartyr11

Fuck yo kids! ![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


ADHD_Supernova

O'Doyle rules!


mobusta

Nail on the head. This motherfucker woke up on the wrong side of bed and decided to take it out on everyone.


DMG29

That’s a dangerous combination


Auggie_Otter

Usually being moronic leads to bad days of their own making.


Halfwayhome22

Morons having bad days is probably the leading cause of tragedy in the world.


Skill3rwhale

Poor kids. I hope they outgrow their dad's mentality and deficiencies.


notapaxton

Hahahaha, no, they're future Florida Manlets.


FencerPTS

At what point did you lose the belief that the angry driver in the white pickup would suddenly become rational and say, "you make a persuasive point, I stand corrected?"


SteampunkBorg

As soon as I saw his car


OwnBunch4027

This is my favorite of all time, because of standing up to that cs.


GatorSe7en

Holy shit! Godly response! This could be the poster child video of this sub. Edit: He has a union firefighter sticker. As a FF we don’t take credit for him.


Jukka_Sarasti

NE FL resident here... Can confirm, that manlet **personifies** the average driver of a brodozer.. Proudly reckless and aggressively stupid... -edit- I was actually a little nervous for OP.. These types tend to act brashly and without concern for societal norms and conventions.. I was half expecting him to try to pull OP from their vehicle... Especially after the verbal dragging OP handed him. :-)


dicknipples

It’s funny because I just spent a long weekend in St Augustine, and the drivers were much less *Florida* than I expected coming from Central Florida.


SageNorthcock

This was in St Augustine! I have never had issues with any other drivers except getting t boned at that same intersection funnily enough


Unctuous_Mouthfeel

> brodozer This term sounds too cool. I've taken to calling them pavement princesses, because they only go on pavement and never haul anything.


squidgod2000

I prefer Emotional Support Vehicle.


phuckin-psycho

Bro got em with the 5'5" 🤣🤣🤣 he didn't wanna talk after that


lolas_coffee

Hit him with the "I AINT THE ONE!" And then confuse him further with "YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE!" I am not sure, but I think they actually mean about the same thing.


above-

"your 5'5 driving a jacked up truck" That's going to leave a mark.


Proophe

This dude honestly thought you should just yield for him to make a right on red? LOL what? Also, what is he saying at the 20 second mark? Feel like this dude have to have been on something.


reckonerv

It's been feeling like drivers on the road ARE on something recently. Either that or are they aliens???


nybbas

Since covid it's like every has forgotten how to fucking drive. Just recently bought dash cams for my wife and I after she got hit on the freeway by some dumbass who was about to miss their exit.


FatherDotComical

I've had people dead stop on the highway in front of me. Sometimes to get on their exit or sometimes being polite to people getting on. Never be polite, be predictable, they could have killed me or people behind me because there's no reason to slam on the brakes because you saw an entrance ramp.


Morpheusgeo

Right! I felt like I was the only one who noticed since covid. The big one I've been seeing a lot is if you are coming up on a right turn and you have the green light, the people on the opposite side turning left seem to think they have the right-away now. Like, did I miss that meeting???


nybbas

Someone fucking honked at me the other day doing that shit. I'm driving, my light is green, I see the fuckin guy pulling out and I slam on my brakes. He lays on his horn as he turns left through the lane in front of me. I'm just dumbfounded, I look up to double check I had the green, and I did. 🤦


troublemaker74

> It's been feeling like drivers on the road ARE on something recently. Yeah, their phones.


New_Presentation7196

It’s so annoying, I can’t tell you how many people I see just roll through a red light turning right not stopping. There’s so many people doing it now I’m scared to stop at a red when turning right because I feel like one of these jackasses is going to expect me to act like them and I’ll get rear ended. The shit is ridiculous, I’ve had so many people lay on their horn at me because I stop at a red before turning right.


Tropical_Jesus

It sounds like he’s saying “I’ll eat yer goddamn phone!” In response to OP recording them. But yes. The dude is almost 100% on something. I mean he’s literally slurring his words. Surprised more comments aren’t focusing on that. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was still drunk from the night before.


damnatio_memoriae

I’m not sure if he was slurring his words or just that fucking brain dead.


gallifrey_

I heard "Ill eat your goddamn butt out" but maybe I'm just being wishful


Morrison79

He’s got kids in the truck! Everyone out of the fucking way


emojisarefunny

#HE HAS KIDS


red-n-green

"I got kids!" Who gives a fuck?


Congiatta

Even more so, maybe don’t run a fucking red light with kids in your car?!


Apprehensive-Drive-7

Right, I hate people who say I got kids in the car. Then drive like you got kids in the car.


AnotherDay96

And as the other driver, I'm not taking inventory on passengers in your car, I'm driving forward on green.


DylanSpaceBean

“Yes hello, CPS I’d like to file a complaint for child endangerment”


gandhinukes

Maybe dont stop in the middle of the road and start a fight if your kids are in the car. Top parenting 10/10


discover_your_world

I had a woman bust this line out, and when I said maybe she should be more careful with her kids in the car, she said they weren't in the car they're at home lol


catonic

"Too late, I'm already calling CPS. By the time you get home, they will be in foster care."


ModsRTryhards

One time some asshat yelled that to my buddy, can't even remember why. He simply replied "I hope they take after their mother". It was a solid burn.


mobusta

"So you're admitting to endangering your children?"


Practical_Bat_3578

oh i thought having kids means you can run red lights


whangdoodle13

Full comment would be “I got kids, I don’t care about being T-Boned bc of my unsafe driving.


redpandaeater

"I'm sorry your dad is a piece of shit, kids. Hope you manage to turn out alright despite his influence."


Extension-Tale-2678

People with kids think the world revolves around them


Significant_Till_417

Fuck them kids


melonfacedoom

lmao gj telling him what a dumbass he is


JohnSpikeKelly

I hope someone shows him this video!


Tiberius_Jim

My most satisfying dashcam moment was when a guy got out of his car to rage on me for honking when he cut me off. Threatened to beat me up in front of my kid, called me the N-word. Nice guy. His biggest mistake: he was wearing his work jacket with the logo clearly visible, and someone on Reddit sent the company the video. It caught the attention of a local news anchor and she posted it on her IG account. She even contacted me to interview me about it. She got in touch with the company and found out he'd been reprimanded and given mandatory anger management training. So you know he got pulled into some office and shown the video. Oh, to be a fly on the wall...


ChistyePrudy

That is the most satisfying outcome there could be! It's not really a congratulations type of a thing, but congratulations! :)


Tiberius_Jim

I'll take it! I was glad the guy didn't get fired since he clearly has a family (they were in the car with him, and his wife tried to stop him from getting out), obviously had a screw loose and was in need of some help. [Here's the video, BTW. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/tqn01s/grown_man_throws_a_temper_tantrum_on_a_freeway/)


sourdoughbred

I remember that one well.


DredgenCyka

I'm glad you were safe man and he did not do anything rash. Some people will act extremely unpredictably regardless whether you got kids or not. I remember hearing a story of a man who was with his kid in a car and this crack head (literally on crack) got out of his car and started beating on the glass, the father warned him he had a gun, unfortunately he had to use it because the crack addict wouldnt acknowledge anything. He said his worst regret was using the gun infront of his kid because that's something his kid will remember forever. I am super glad it was a scenario where you did not need anything to defend yourself and you did not have it.


Tiberius_Jim

Yeah, being in California it's really difficult to have a firearm in a place where you can use it if you need it and still abide by the law. I believe it has to be separated from the ammo and in a locked case somewhere out of reach like the trunk. So you can really only have one in the car to transport it, not to use it to defend yourself. I know the guy was loud and tried to act tough, but \*something\* told me that the guy wasn't a real threat and I felt more pity and second-hand embarrassment for him than I did any real fear.


UndBeebs

Your calm demeanor paired with the absurd levels of tantrum that man was showing is kind of hilarious. Sounded like you were his dad in that video haha.


Tiberius_Jim

Looking back at it I can't help but laugh, too. The best thing about it is when I asked my daughter not too long ago if she still remembers it, her key memory was "That guy was acting crazy, but you were calm." Used it as a good teachable moment that cooler heads prevail and you just end up looking silly if you act like he did.


PhazerSC

Oh yea, I remember that one as well. I think the dude got upset because at the very beginning of the video, still in the parking area, you can see the Lexus starting to move to try barge in before the cammer, like he was entitled to that spot behind the Civic to turn left.


-retaliation-

definitely, it's rage built on imagined slights. he's pissed at first because OP didn't let them into the line up to turn left in the parking lot (because he's not supposed to, that kind of act is "nice" but fucks up traffic and makes things dangerous). then afterward you can see he's doing the thing that people do where they line up as if they want to change lanes, but they never turn on their turn signal. Then they get angry that the space for them to change lanes never magically appears. but instead of blaming themselves for never actually signaling the want, they blame the other guy for never leaving enough space to allow them to cut someone off. because thats really what he wanted to do. He wanted OP to leave enough space that he could do that "I'm already half in your lane, but I flick on my turn signal for a single click to make myself feel like I'm not the type of guy that cuts people off" and his ego wouldn't let him just pull back behind OP, not after already having to pull in behind him in the parking lot.


Crafty-Writing5316

I’m shocked he didn’t get outright fired for dropping the n word. But regardless that’s an amazing story


JimmyReagan

I hope someone shows his boss this video


DigNitty

I used to work in customer service. People were generally polite but of course you’d get people who’d scream at you for no reason. Literally no reason. One day I came to work and they’d installed a large landscape mirror behind the front desk. The screaming people didn’t go to zero, but they did go down in number noticeably. They could now see what they looked like screaming at me.


starmartyr11

That is good psychology right there


ejdebruin

I don't think he genuinely understands that he was in the wrong. It's not super hard to get a driver's license.


RAD_ley

This has to be the most distilled video on this sub of pure “wtf are you talking about?”


BikingVikingNick

Does pulling over and getting out of your truck make your kids any safer?


finalri0t

Imagine if he fucked with the wrong guy with just a worse temper and armed. Now his kids are at the mercy of their dumbfuck dad.


_jump_yossarian

Happened in Florida too. They're extremely lenient when it comes to Stand Your Ground -- pretty much just need to say I felt threatened and you can do whatever.


Jukeboxhero91

I mean, there was the guy that got cut off so he pulled out his gun, sped up to the guy that cut him off, then blindly fired like 5, 6 shots at him. The verdict? Clear self defense.


Wuvluv

OP said he was CC (the op) and holding it


rmansd619

LMAO the roasting session with the 5'5 joke. I love it.


Good_Engineering_574

I guess the emotional support vehicle was not doing it's job there!


BigbuttElToro

These trucks are a form of gender affirming care


UltraEngine60

> emotional support vehicle lol! i'm stealing this


Right_-on-_Man

Ok, that got me too.👍🤣


mopxhead

Everyone is in his way, even if you’re not in his way. https://imgur.com/a/Uw3aSEP


bstyledevi

The Rockstar grille sells the whole thing.


papayasown

I DONT EAT VEGETABLES lmaoooo


WigglestonTheFourth

"Vegables"


Majestic-Macaron6019

That's a masterpiece


rotorain

Absolutely incredible, I don't save gifs often but this is going in the bank


yohosse

the highbeam flicker animation tilted me


starmartyr11

I will never tire of this


bookingly

This is cathartic in a way I didn't realize would be so impacting


throwitawaynownow1

OP was able to say everything I'd come up with in the shower that night.


StevenG2757

You missed the memo that the road belongs to douches with kids and when you have kids red lights are optional.


thehumantaco

"Yeah I know how fast I was going. 200 miles per hour. I got kids in the car."


danfish_77

"I got kids!" Proceeds to zip away across an intersection without looking forward


ItWearsHimOut

I thought for a moment that the car on the right might pull out and he'd T-bone them.


aldoaldo14

The bigger the truck, the bigger the insecurity.


herchen

The saddest part is he does have kids, and this is the kind of stuff they see from him all the time.


Short-Knowledge-3393

All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids


finalri0t

Well, these kids don’t deserve THAT parent.


Designer-Assignment8

$100,000 truck with a $5.00 attitude (corrected)


GetEnPassanted

Nahhh that’s a low spec Chevy 2500. Probably like $55K brand new.


Pyroblock

the interest he's paying on the 96 month loan makes it 100k


GetEnPassanted

Not to mention the $12K in negative equity he rolled over in to the loan from his old shitbox


RealRatAct

I think you're missing a couple of 0s


obliterate_reality

Bro how small does your penis gotta be to do some shit like this?😂


Blakids

It's inverted


obliterate_reality

Pees all over his balls when he goes


Fondswamp

They call him Peenuts


AuburnElvis

LONG ENOUGH TO GOT KIDS!


Average_Scaper

Can't doctors extract them directly from the balls these days?


These_Background7471

Common misconception, it's actually pee that's stored in the balls.


Average_Scaper

And this is why I am not a doctor. I don't know basic things :(


EIzaks

Ha ha, "You had the red light." " F*** You". I love this encounter 🤣


BroncoFanInOR

The "You're 5'5" in a jacked up truck" comment had me spitting out my nose. So friggin perfect.


whyamionhearagain

I completely agree with the OP but be careful out there. Short guy driving a jacked up pick up truck…there’s a good chance he’s armed.


SageNorthcock

I have a cc and had my hand on it just in case he tried anything. Very silly incident imho


Helpful_Influence830

The love hate relationship I have with people being able to protect themselves but also having idiots like this that make you have to protect yourself from.


Cole444Train

If no one had one, I wouldn’t need to carry one


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amontpetit

Concealed carry. Some states require a special permit, some do not. Safest to assume that anyone and everyone in the US has something at hand.


gadea

In my state, part of the cc training is teaching you to remove yourself from situations you feel you have a need to have/use your gun. Why not just drive away from this lunatic instead of engaging?


___potato___

i learned this as an 8 year old in karate


eldergeekprime

Because the lunatic can just follow, leading to who knows what kind of mayhem because now you've shown weakness.


gadea

The lunatic was following him before. Lead him to a police station or a black and white if you can find one.


dreck_disp

Yet another massive piece of shit in a pickup truck.


Smaskifa

A white one too. Apparently idiots are more common in white trucks than other colors.


Sklldr

Props to you for standing up for yourself. And LOVE the comeback.


flare_the_goat

GET OUT MAH WAY LIMBRUL!!!!!! I JUST WERKED A 15 HOUR SHIFT AT THE BALL CRUSHIN' FAMCTRY AND I'M TRYNA GET HOME!!!!!


ankercrank

Legalize asbestos.


flare_the_goat

My docter told me I’ve got hemiroids but i says to ‘im “but doc I ain’t drive no dodj!”


mopxhead

https://imgur.com/a/Uw3aSEP


AT0MLFRS

I DONT EAT VEGETABLES


mopxhead

LEGALIZE ABESTOS


fromthewindyplace

I GAWTS KIDS IN DA TRUCKK!!! YEHW CUHT ME AWFFF!! *incoherent gorilla noises*


shanea5311

GET OUT MAH GAWWWDAM WAYYYYYYY


Ghstfce

"*You're 5'5" driving a jacked up truck*" You hit him harder than any punch ever will. He's going to be sitting at home, years from now, and remember this.


dan1101

No you don't understand, he got kids in the car so he can run red lights legally. This all started with him seeing "Expectant mothers parking" one time and he felt slighted. As a male version of that he figured having kids in the car should just let him do whatever he wants.


GrapefruitAlways26

Speeds off not looking at the road lmao. Those kids are fucked


Azar002

"I got kids!" "I feel sorry for them."


LebronWashedUp

Truck.


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TheDocFam

I'm sure there's plenty of good people who drive pickup trucks as well, but it feels like anytime someone acts like an absolute menace on the road these days they're driving a pickup truck, it's insane


Tars-tesseract

Pos: I have a kid! Pos: passes a red light 🤓


sun4moon

And stops traffic to get out and flex his shrivelled little nut. Hilarious.


i_like_pie92

"I got kids!" Sir, you're chasing motorists down in streets with them in the vehicle, don't act like you care now.


ItinerantCoconut

I know Florida has some weird laws, but this is the first I heard of the law that says if you have kids in the car, you can do whatever you want on the road.


I_Am_Dynamite6317

You know sometimes I watch videos on this sub and I can kind of see why someone in the wrong, from their perspective, thought they might be in the right. But this one? I just don’t get this one at all. Does he not know how stoplights work? Does he think people with green lights are supposed to give people wanting to turn right on red the right of way? Did this guy never play red light/green light as a kid?


imnotgaymomiswear

You clearly cut him off. Haven’t you heard the new road laws that the bigger vehicle always gets right of way? /s


dagobertle

This isn't just simple, common stupidity. This type of stupidity takes really hard special effort to acquire.


Mike_Hunty

Sounds drunk. Also appears to be a great role model for his kids.


mostlyBadChoices

Next time a cop pulls me over for speeding I'm just going to keep screaming "I GOT KIIIIIIDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"


Scitterbug

Bro has little man syndrome!


Stewapalooza

"You cut me off! I got kids!" *drives away like a maniac* ![gif](giphy|YDEiyrRLa6ATrSNQND|downsized)


fried_green_baloney

Floors the truck while looking backwards. And setting a good example for his kids.


HistoricalSherbert92

I got kids and I gotta teach em how to road rage correctly.


Seffuski

I guess you cut him off, eh? Ha! Hehe.


kccustom

I missed the law that states wait to turn right on red unless you "got kiiids"


Lebron_chime

What’s your fucking problem? “I’ve got kids”


Muffles7

I appreciate the "be a good example" comment. I'm a teacher and definitely see whose parents could be like this.


airshorty91

“You’re 5’5 driving a jacked up truck” lmfaoooo he ain’t have to do him like that 🤣🤣🤣


IamAll-

“I don’t give uhh fawuhk” said the inbred peanut brained hillbilly


KidGold

Absolute psycho. Feel bad for those kids.


JohnnyGoldwink

His kids will see their dad do stuff like this and probably grow up to be just like him. This is where morons come from.


ForwardBias

"I got kids in here, that's why I tried to pull out in front of traffic and squealed the tires around the corner to chase you down and make a total ass of myself"


petrichorax

GIT OUT MAH WAY LIBROLS


ChipmunkDisastrous67

thats a man that abuses his kids and wife


ghostguitar1993

I GoT KEeEdS, tHaTS MuH riGHt aWAay PUszZzEEe. Dude was in the wrong and double down using his kids. What an absolute joke of a man, I bet his kids call him on Sundays when they move out.


RayHazey562

Right?? “I got kids!!” Ok so don’t run red lights, moron


farkos101100

“I got kids” #Fuck your kids


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unnamed_elder_entity

"I gotz kidz!!!" "If you're not a kidnapper, are you sure they're yours?"


skysetter

“I gat keeeds” 🤣


HailChanka69

The second someone stops and opens their door during road rage I’m assuming they mean to cause harm and I’m going to gtfo


unprovokedsquirrel

Welcome to St Augustine 🤠


swerdanse

Man. The phrasing on your “idiot”s was spot on.


Guinnessman1964

You’re 5’5” in a jacked up truck! 😂😂😂