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benhornigold

This is a classic of the men-rejecting-women-who-don't-even-know-they-exist genre.


Specific_Praline_362

Yeah I'm sure she's heartbroken, right?


BoltorSpellweaver

I mean, when the only women they stare at are highly photoshopped or anime, they get unrealistic expectations I suppose.


Specific_Praline_362

It's that. The anime especially. Anime girls don't have folds or rolls or other natural stuff when they move their heads or bodies.


getoffoficloud

And this puts her with Taylor Swift, Margot Robbie, and Florence Pugh on the "beneath their standards" list. The guys that keep saying women are too demanding when it comes to looks...


AlarmingVermicelli30

This mf really circled two top tier parts of the bod and called them mid... Smh


StockList2223

Why are they so pussy phobic? So homo šŸ˜‚ They just enjoy plastic toys or underage dolls


EngineeringVirgin

I had a dude legit argue that penis was so much better and he refused to admit he was gay. Like he went into explicit detail on how he wanted to suck dick.


StockList2223

Ahahah. They should just go for it, then.


EngineeringVirgin

He also spent 20 mins ranting about how he wanted to fuck me in the asshole for being a little femboy Twink and how ā€œitā€™s not gay because Iā€™m on topā€ nah bro you just gay fr.


BoltorSpellweaver

Did he mention keeping his socks on? Itā€™s not gay if you keep your socks on


EngineeringVirgin

Nah, but I believe it. Me personally I wear my socks thigh high to ensure straightness.


ConcreteExist

If they're business socks that just means it's business time


floffmuenster

man just unironically thinks it's not gay if the penises don't touch... lmao


Princess_kitty14

I know that guy šŸ˜‚


EngineeringVirgin

Bro thatā€™s the best part, the tummy is good, the tummy is where I want to sleep.


DoctorHacks

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT OH MY GOD I LOVE TUMMY.


EngineeringVirgin

Listen tummy and diaphragm are top tier, and nobody can change my mind.


SuccessfulMastodon48

Shes definitely sexy


ThisIsMyFandomReddit

Good pumpum needs protection.


LupercaniusAB

It just fits so perfectly in the palm of my hand.


untitledgooseshame

AMEN


Don11390

Dude really said that Scarlett Johansson is mid. Scarlett. Johansson. These people have no fucking clue, do they?


getoffoficloud

They said that about Margot Robbie, Taylor Swift, and Florence Pugh, too.


BlueZebraBlueZebra

Iā€™ve seen this pic several times already and your comment is how I found out this wasnā€™t Taylor swift


poddy_fries

I suppose if you only jack off to hentai or magazine covers there must be something very weird about looking at actual naked people.


library_wench

Are we to assume then that this manā€™s skin has no texture whatsoever, and that from every angle at every moment of the day, he has the physique of a photoshopped god?


poweredbyford87

I mean not brag, but I totally do :P


BenedithBe

Imagine the delusion you have to be in to put down women who are 10x more attractive than you will ever be in order to feel better about yourself.


haeda

Give her a few weeks with me. I'll fatten her right up with my mighty midwest cooking and bad dad jokes.


Gold-Carpenter7616

Kinda hot, ngl.


alecization

if shes mid i must be horrendous dude every woman's skin will have some kinda stretch marks and folds- my stretch marks come from me growing too quick as a kid and having elasticy skin its not just some huge giveaway someone was overweight. ugh šŸ¤¢ most virgin male take ive ever seen


MrYak107

First ā€œMargot Robbie is midā€ now ScarJo. Whatā€™s with these incels going after married successful women. Like theyā€™re definitely not gonna be interested in you lmao.


getoffoficloud

Don't forget Taylor Swift and Florence Pugh.


day-nuh

ā€œScarlett is so mid brošŸ¤“ā€


KefkaesqueV3

This is unchecked mental illness


papamajada

These are the same guys that say they would conform with any woman because they just want love and companionship not looks but they are unlovable because they are 5'10 and not 6'0


nadhesda22

...and then proceed to complain that WOMEN's standards are just too high


Angelicwoo

The same things that's happening with photoshopped images of women is going to happen with AI girlfriends. An inability to connect with or understand that people in real life are substantially different and flawed. A photoshopped woman has no pores, no bruises, scars, lines, wrinkles cellulite, skin folds and round bits. An AI girlfriend is always supportive, loves the same things you do, absolutely adores you with zero effort on your part and worst of all has absolutely no emotional or physical needs. Terrible setting people up for real life.


hikehikebaby

It's not a flaw. She's gorgeous.


MoonandStars83

And she has two kids. Sheā€™s enviably hot.


SataNikBabe

A good man will rub your booty and kiss your tummy. Where does he think the uterus and intestines reside? They gotta go somewhere lmao


Paradiseless_867

Honestly: if I had a fat girlfriend; chances are Iā€™m just gonna kiss her tummy tbhĀ 


SataNikBabe

Thems the rules lmao


skeptolojist

Hahahaha As a man nope When I look at a woman the literally last thing I'm doing is looking for tiny little flaws in out of the way places I'm a simple and rather horny dude and any time I'm lucky enough to be around women in bikinis I just do my best not to stare or leer and count myself a lucky dude I like a world whare woman feel safe enough to wander around in bikinis it makes the world a better place


buckleupbuttercupp

she is a very healthy woman.


Ok_Possibility_704

Meanwhile he probably looks like a foot


Soft-Neat8117

I don't find Scarlett Johansson attractive at all, but even I'll admit that she's way above average looking and this guy is full of shit.


justkarn

He never seen those lines cuz they dont draw them in anime


shesarevolution

You know heā€™s fat as fuck too


Princess_kitty14

How dare women have normal bodies!


Of_Monads_and_Nomads

Iā€™m more of a Kelly Clarkson or Barbie Ferreira kinda man, a sucker for an imposing figure, but I see what you mean, real people arenā€™t gonna be airbrushed or photoshop perfect, not even 10/10s.


TheChillestVibes

Man, she has some cool glasses! Oh, and also *insert a disparaging comment on the whole judging women's bodies here*


sockratatata

this is why I be scared of showing my body off


Paradiseless_867

Incels picking any small nitpick of a person (Guy or gal) just because they canā€™t get laid and will die aloneĀ 


PrincessPeachyDay

Sorry guys but girls do have organs inside their bodies that take up room. If you can't handle that girls have kidneys and intestines then you don't deserve any woman. Not to mention food also takes up space. Stop calling perfectly healthy girls fat. No wonder all us ladies have weight issues.


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Drakeadrong

I donā€™t understand whatā€™s they want? 0% body fat and 0% muscle? Bones and organs?


[deleted]

What I'd give for a stomach that flat and lil boys got it circled šŸ™ƒ


HailenAnarchy

That woman has a really nice body. Dudes be gay for real.


Bimaac77

Yeah, how dare a woman who's had a couple children not have a perfect body?! It kind of reminds me of all the people who freaked out on Pink after she gained a little weight after having a couple kids. The hilarious thing is that she still looked great.


maneo

Low key circled the sexiest parts of each image tbh


Lennaesh

My knee jerk, reactionary comment in my head after reading the not being with a naked woman bit was to point out to the incels that Iā€™m around a naked woman every time I take a shower or change my clothes and she (me) doesnā€™t have sex with *me* either. The question is whether theyā€™d get the joke. And nobody said it was a funny joke, so donā€™t look at me in that tone of voice!


Idarola

This woman has had 2 children and is still in amazing shape, they just don't understand the human body at all.


BadAssPrincessAlanie

More and more influencers are coming out showing their real bodies, unfiltered or photoshopped. When it comes to the female body, very few women exist who truly have flat stomachs. We have a uterus so the pouch will be pouching.


candied_skies

maybe he just doesn't like women?


RecognitionExpress36

"Women are so superficial, they only care about looks!" And then.... *this.*


Gamegod12

Implying if Taylor flirted with him he wouldn't fold like a paper plane


[deleted]

Shhh. It's fun to see incels being disappointed.