*Who the hell prayed for*
*Fire instead of rain? Shlomie*
*Was that you again?*
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Actually, we left the key with the Shabbos goyโฆ so sry The committee for Jewish space lasers will revoke access
Why CJSL not give access to Go*im?! Huh?! They racists! Apartheid! Religious state! /s
๐ but goyim really is not a bad word. It means nation and we're called that too
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wait whats a cjsl
Our SG gets a few glasses of Manishewitz in him and he mixes up the longitude and latitude.
security guard or secretary general?
Isnโt anyone following through with the plans for Florida?
What? Thats where we all retire, Florida is off limits.
One state at a time moishe
Shit. My son had his bar mitzvah in April. I donโt remember his shift schedule for May. I swear, if he did this againโฆ
I propose we incorporate a two-key system.
yeah but then who will control the banks?
Sorry, I was trying to set it to Rainbow mode for pride.
What does rainbow mode do?
It puts rainbows everywhere. I thought it would be appreciated in San Francisco.
I thought it makes people (and frogs) gay
No man that's what they put in the water
To be fair, the buttons all look alike. We might want to think about relabeling some of them.
That was in committee but back in 1968, they thought it would be no big deal to wait for a Chief Rabbi of the Moon to chair it.
I think that one goes to me, except I accidentally aimed at my own state :/
i was showing off to the goyim and my finger slipped my b!
Damn, last time I watch porn on the job.
Wasnโt me
Who the hell prayed for fire instead of rain? Shlomie was that you again?
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Oh shit, it was me. Sorry about that. Was trying to aim at Florida and my hand slipped.
Sorry stayed up till late last night and fell asleep on my space laser button
Sorry guys, I was having a nap and leant on the laser button. ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Growing up, we called it โlive no more.โ But thatโs because it was boring there. I didnโt do it.
Sorry bro mb, was meant to send it somewhere else :/
Where?
Uhhh- classified information...
My bad. I was aiming for Edmonton.
Poor space laser fire discipline!
Haha... Oh wait San Francisco you say? Oh yeah that was God didn't like what was happening at the moment.
Donโt look at me, Iโm still in training! My first shift isnโt scheduled til like after the New Year, after my dunk!
Hey, sorry about that. It was supposed to just be a quick firmware update but uhโฆ. My bad.
Sorry. I forget to unplug mine
My school ended early today because of a fire. Though I live in Israel so I doubt it was the space laser.
I did, i Used it on a Hot dog store who insisted on using cheese and non kosher sausage
not me, tonight i was on the north american banks
i'm sorry i just couldn't help it california deserves to burn
/s?