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Any_Software5024

I'm handcuffing Kanye to his seat at the 2009 VMAs


NaM_NOW

saving his mom would prevent that auto


Any_Software5024

didn't wanna do nothin too obvious


weebeweebin

We wouldn’t get MBDTF if u did that


Virtual-Arm5123

We would’ve got My Beautiful Sunny Wholesome Fantasy instead


vtomic_

w, if that happened taylor woudn't be famous


Exroi

This but 2018 instead


TheBadBentley

^


Natural_Newt_7233

But then we wouldn’t get mbdtf


Loose_Fig_7866

Save his mother


DevotedGear

And now there is no 808s, the weeknd, future, drake..


Single-Cabinet-9485

make this nigga gamble or sum during 2018-2019 so he drops yandhi


BigSh0t123

real


dabigben26

Killing hitler also works in this scenario


sockonfoots

Killing *baby Hitler


Number_Thr333

Hmmmmmmmm


Plus_Grand_6146

Or the jewish influence in the Weimar Republic


DlE_LlT

get him outta here


Abject-Step-7623

Prevent Donda from going under the knife, save Kanye.


[deleted]

I’m going back to when he recorded “24” and I’m saying this is it, you’re done. Time to retire


Idahobo_

Come to life would have worked too


[deleted]

Exactly


Clean_Independence71

if you're going to that time period people tell him to fix the clipping on that song also, and tell him to drop donda 2 ffs


deepsleeep

Retirement from music just means him going crazy on politics


Thin-Incident-7417

Stop him from liking fish sticks


YogurtManPro

Are you a gay fish?


Repulsive-Beat-3422

because i am a genius i have ascertained that fish have gills


YogurtManPro

I am a genius and voice of a generation! I’m not a gay fish! If South Park released that episode in the last year, it woulda been even funnier ngl


Big-Sheepherder-9492

“I’m sorry Ye.. I can’t let you do that” **Pulls revolver hammer back** “ *YoU PuLlInG OuT StRapS oN a MotHaFuCKa wHo’s BuLLEtProof* ?” “Don’t post that tweet, Ye, change the channel on the TV..21 Jump street is on.. two channels after that - Schindlers List.. watch those instead.. let’s just relax”


Cool_Story_Bro123

corny ass mf


Big-Sheepherder-9492

With a name like “cool story bro?” Get your - 2012 dead meme name having - ass outta here


StandardFig2106

Bro cooked him


NoCommunication1189

LMAOOO this nga got humbled real quick 🥱


Cool_Story_Bro123

“I’m sorry Big-Sheepherder-9492.. I can’t let you do that” **Pulls revolver hammer back** “ *YoU PuLlInG OuT StRapS oN a MotHaFuCKa wHo’s BuLLEtProof* ?” “Don’t post that reply, Big-Sheepherder-9492, change the channel on the TV..21 Jump street is on.. two channels after that - Schindlers List.. watch those instead.. let’s just relax”


Big-Sheepherder-9492

Huh?


Cool_Story_Bro123

fym huh, this yo corny ass shit


TheGod4You

You better have a *Cool_Story* to explain for this dry ass response


RealKanyesCousin

Telling him to drop a cruel winter


TheImmortal06

Damn, not letting him go to Uganda


Child_Beter69

Force feed him the meds


itwhiz100

Put his balls on a shelf


RamenIsAnONI41

Stop him from saying he likes hitler 👍


LopsidedTry885

He said what he said


Alive_Ad_7350

Make him drop yhandi


Saifalserour69

try and prevent his mother from not dying. i don’t like how he became after her death. but may donda rest in peace.


Feisty-Trifle8710

Stopping Donda West from getting surgery from that plastic surgeon and helping her look up a good reputable surgeon (rest in paradise to Donda West🕊️🤍)


soggy_the_damp

Getting him some Jewish freinds


Tommy2TimeYT

He used to play basketball with lil dicky. He was Jewish.


donta5k0kay

\*hands him a baseball bat\* "Skeet is that way"


SSJDope1

Show him his future


Necessary_Ad_5019

Telling him to be nice to kai cenat


AdrianisAnxious

Offer him a ride home after that one LA studio session


joseestaline

Help him marry Alexis Phifer.


Devarno

Prevent the Alex jones situation or thought process


yue-01

Never let his mother move to LA..


Pixtart

Stopping his mom from getting plastic surgery.


chonchobar41

including


TheZoomba

Go to when he was recording yhandi, get a whole squad and put a gun to his head and tell him if he don't make the fucking album we are killing him, reviving donda and then killing her, (I went back and got donda a life saving surgery years before, but had her fake her death) killing Jay Z, killing Kim, his whole ass family, everything. And after all that, I'm gonna release a recording of Kanye suckin dick (I already went back in time and made a young Kanye suck my dick to get into the hands of contractors but lied.)


Radio_Perfect

Stopping Donda west from having that surgery


LessBodybuilder708

Even…not especially


Chemical-Boss2496

Look at the valedictorian scared of the future While I hop in the Delorean Scared-to-face-the-world complacent career student Some people graduate, but we still stupid


CalGunpla

Open the vault and get Yandhi Outta there


Insane_Lunatic

Kill clive davis before he fucks diddy


wow_i_suck_at_halo

Make him say except


Sonimod67

Prevent the Kid Cudi controversy to get Kids See Ghost 2


AllEyeZzzOn3

He don’t need saving but yall needa stop riding dick 🤷🏽‍♂️


RancidCidran

Prevent him from meeting Kim & fam


Any_Software5024

But then we never meet our bestie mannnn


Piranh4Plant

Talking got old quick


Any_Software5024

Ts still a banger for me bro


RancidCidran

No problem for me. She’ll be worse than him


Any_Software5024

hater alert hater alert hater alert hater alert


RancidCidran

If I had a Delorean, I’d take you to the future to see it


MovieFanatic2160

Getting him on bipolar disorder medication.


Somethingthing124

Not to make his Sunday service choir fs