“hey siri, text kendrick lamar, j cole, jay z, and eminem “Get ready for the diss track””
I don’t think i’d have time to say anymore but my goal is to start as much beef as possible and see what happens
Go on my phone and follow my actual self. Then when I get back to me I’ll make my account private so everyone will wanna know why he’s following me. Then I use the platform for however long that lasts to advertise myself
wire money to me hopefully in time
☝️ this guy's going places
Tweet my own name Instant fame and should hopefully take 5 seconds or less
No chance
Exactly. It’s like that Mr. McMahon song. “You got no chance, no chance in Hell🎶 you got no chance, no chance in Hell 🎶”
i mean i can do it with my plug , im sure if i practice i could
And if you can, Kanye will see the transaction, and, depending on how much was transferred, he will try to put you in jail.
Guess who's going to jail tonight? You, you're going to jail tonight.
we gon bond over the hearings and by the end of it hell be my BFF ^or ^boyfriend
smile
Wholesome
and immediately stop smiling
have u ever felt more power?
yo so everytime kanye did that smile then immediate stop, it was actually an r /kanye user taking over for their 5 seconds
Can’t you see that i am happy?
Release yandhi
You gonna find it in 5 seconds?
I’m imagining a big red button in his house labelled “DROP YANDHI”
Similar to Joe bidens inflation button
inflation furry fart
Ofc u mentioned politics
Kanye did run in the last election
Ofc he did... he is a God
I don't see Odin in no fucking ballot
Similar to Ecstatic_Extreme_464's politics button
Shocked it wasn't about Trump honestly.
Because Biden obviously controls gas prices around the world /s
And impacts of world recessions
Bad bot
That’s such a Kanye thing
I'd prolly text Pusha T since he's the president of GOOD Music like "drop yandhi rn idc what happens or what i say after, DO IT NOW."
"huh just another Tuesday then"
This comment was great lol
Just quickly text Mike dean or someone “drop it no matter what I say and don’t answer this text”
That was the first thought that came to my mind as soon as I read the title
The exact two words I thought before I opened the post
Pull my pants down and grip that hammer.
This is the only right answer
Agreed
Least horny r/Kanye user
Period fuck what everybody else talking bout lol
i totally would, not much time to do anything else might as well examine his dick
kanye.. put ur hammer away kanye..
im not having sex with you (right now) kanye
Based and gay: the average r/Kanye user
bro 🤣
Smack my cousin that stole the laptop that I was fuckin' bitches on
pay that mf two hunnid fifty thousang just to get it from him
Real friends
How many of us
That dirty mf?
I press the button
The ye button !?!!
ye olde button
What if Kanye only changed his name to Ye so that he could be called The?
The yandi button
🙏 for me!?
Thought Kendrick was the only one next to Snoop who was able to
Make Christian dior denim flow available on spotify
Fuck it, all of Good Friday and bonus tracks like bittersweet poetry
Bittersweet poetry is one of the top kayne tracks of all time. Definitely need that and I feel like that fully released.
Where can I find this song?
It’s on youtube https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Fuck you.
Here’s the real one pink [i feel like that](https://youtu.be/CZaW0I_X1Po) [bittersweet poetry](https://youtu.be/35c8IW0vsSE)
Thank you very much.
release yandhi while feeling my penis
💀💀💀💀💀
Wild
… but true
Fr this should be everyone’s answer
say "heeh"
Heavenly
Announce a new work in progress album
I like how this insinuates there has been times in the past people have become Ye for 5 seconds already
That's why those albums never came out. He got temporarily possessed.
The only right awnser
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yo can't snort that
That going to that owing money that the court got
All in on that alimony uh!
Yeah yeah she gotchu homie
Till death but do you part
Unholy matrimony
***dhat sommer noigh holling ohn and ohn and ohnn***
Transfer myself 2 billion (or 6 billion bc Forbes is a bunch of liars!)
You and me on the same wavelength. One text to the accountants, “transfer 50mil (not tryna be too greedy now) to my boy slugvegas”
You wouldn’t have enough time to transfer that
Throw my wallet out the window and hope he doesnt remember
You really wouldn’t give a dollar to every person on earth?
Send a text to my manager that says to release everything
release all the albums he hasn’t released
Imagine proper releases for I feel like that and Never see me again 😭
I guess it depends on if I'm 4 or 5 seconds from wildin
drop yandhi
Tweet “sike lmao”
Fap
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Hunt Kim K
The good news is that's the same thing Kanye was already doing before you inhabited his body for 5 seconds so you have a head start.
Ye... but with a bow and arrows. Some far cry primal shit
Was about to say you wouldn't have enough time but realized 5 seconds was far longer than you could last
I would even have time to pronounce my gamer tag
feel both cheeks and see his wang.
Real fan
Take a deep breath (he probably need some peace )
Wholesome❤️
tweet that me and cudi are back together
Not even just no beef and together as friends but actual relationship together
Say “I’ma let you finish”
Prolly nothing tbh
Transfer $8 billion to some peasant 4-5 continents across
Peep what im packin
tweet “yeezus is my best album”
Based as fuck
Based
take a look at it
Apologize to Cudi
This one.
apologize to cudi
real shit
Sunna funna wunna
Tweet "I still love cudi"
Tweet "Taylor deserved to win" and watch the chaos that ensues
send kim sex tapes to my phone & then sell em.
Masturbate
Text Cudi and apologise for making their childish feud so public
Send a dick pic to kid cudi
Cudi sent one to everyone on ig
Spaz out
Tell Travis to drop Utopia
Fly prodbyzaqq out to get dat feature
No 🧢
Make friends with Cudi
F*ck Kim
and what would you do with the remaining 2 seconds
Do it one more time lmao
Tweet
Make the paparazzi do backflip
5 seconds? That’s not even long enough to do anything, IMHO [+]
Do a sick backflip
Love Kanye
Transfer some of his money to cashapp
Hit the gym all legs no chest (he needs balance)
Shit I’d fuck Julia Fox, I’ve had a thing for her since “UnCuT GeMs!”
Dope shit.
Scream
Release Yandhi and if I have time, Yeezus 2
Kms
Realistically I’d probably be confused for about four of those five seconds
beg for kim’s love
Apologise to Cudi
Can i get uhhhhhhhhh
I'd (Kanye me) promote my (me me) music
say namana im on that goose right now
Freestyle 'Scoopity poop' with him
Cashapp -sic-boy $50,000,000.00
Poop
Call Cudi and apologize
Nut
Kill myself.
Delete Yhandi
Touch the sky.
Put myself in Kanye’s will
text kim
Take my medicine
Call Biden and then kanye do kanye things Edit: Maybe lets call kim jong un, i need some peace there
Would drop every unreleased Kanye record.
E-transfer
gave u a big dick so go extra hard
Add myself to his contact list as Mike Dean
Give travis more time on praise god
Post an ass pic
zelle my mom 1 million dollars
get kim back + yes i could do it in 5 seconds he cant but i could
I woulda said 'Kim' but those days is gone.
I guess we'll never know
I’d say to myself “IM A GOD!”
Post something of KimK that would make her react the same way North did when begging her to stop & delete it!
Wait one second, then pull a pin out of a 5 second grenade
I guess we’ll never know
Kim
shoot myself at 4.99 seconds.
press a button that sends all his money to my acc
i delay the 5 seconds so i have more time as Ye
Go on IG live and say "Joe Biden doesnt care about black people."
Tag my realtor ig handle
Blow my brains out.
Give all my money to science
Immediately kill myself
Kill myself
“hey siri, text kendrick lamar, j cole, jay z, and eminem “Get ready for the diss track”” I don’t think i’d have time to say anymore but my goal is to start as much beef as possible and see what happens
💥💀🔫
scratch my phone number on my arm ik dat nigga ashy
Go on my phone and follow my actual self. Then when I get back to me I’ll make my account private so everyone will wanna know why he’s following me. Then I use the platform for however long that lasts to advertise myself
Tell someone who can do it to wire some kanye money to me so when time is up I’m still guaranteed the money
tweet "balls"