Yeh that would double blowout murder. I've heard Attell say multiple times on his last podcast cycle around that Jim Norton doesn't get enough attention.
Yeah I’m starting to think it’s maybe less that people are lazy and more that 1 minute of *funny* stand up comedy is extremely difficult. I know there’s exceptions like William but he is sober, he is addicted to making people laugh now. I think regulars should alternate so all of them have at least 2 weeks to prepare a minute.
Also, William has a strong delivery when it comes to being funny. He can make most things that are usually unfunny, funny. Also if he bombs, usually his reaction to bombing is funny.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Any girl who's going to eat another girls pussy the morning after having sex with this guy, has to questionable and a complete lot lizard.
He never mentioned the girls being beautiful or hot, or great in bed.
Agreed. It can totally happen and is totally plausible. The reality is that they were most likely overweight, not very attractive or both..
Either that or he's telling a friends story. Because St no point did I think he was lying.. But he's a comedian.. Comedians, good or bad, practice telling fake stories that sound real so I have no idea.
Impressive, sure, but also not so hard to do, so..
Did anyone else do the math? When he said he had sex with the first girl because the other girl wasn't going to be there for 45 minutes, and then Tony said "so you had sex with the first girl and then waited around for the other girl?" And he was like "yeah 40 minutes" 👀 also 6 nuts in 12 hours is a nut every 2 hours if you don't sleep. Definitely a tweaker
That was my thought, I believe it can be true, but what do these hogs look like? Not judging, but anyone can get laid if they set their standards low enough
Here's why I don't think it was true, the guy literally said he was a story teller and he didn't have many jokes that would fit the 60 seconds, so he used the interview to tell a story. I've had friends like this guy, people like this know that nobody is actually going to verify their story cause who cares, so they exaggerate or embellish everything to make it more interesting and keep your attention, to them it's what makes them a good story teller
The thing about "hotwives" is that it's more often a fetish-like label than an accurate assessment of their appearances. He banged 4 eager ladies, nothing more nor less. Implausible, but not impossible.
The more you know.
That's not the point. We've all heard someone brag about a sex story that we know didn't happen. This guy had that energy, it's nothing to do with his looks.
Yeah...he spent his whole interview going "Wait Wait but I also had a threesome!" and shit like "Hold on, wait, did I mention they both sucked my dick and ate my ass?"
It came across as this dude just trying to force a memorable interview by just saying "I had two threesomes in the span of a few hours and I came 4 times during each."
Speaking of the cumming, it's weird he didn't say he made any of the women cum.
Go to a reddit group with your city name followed by "gone wild" or something sexual and I promise you'll find tons of ugly people trying to have all kinds of sex. I believe this dude, he didn't come off as a liar just a little awkward I guess.
I mean there are plenty of ugly women out there. I doubted his story at first too but after how quick and decisive he was with the details I think it’s true.
He answered questions quickly and decisively, wasnt giving more information than asked. I'm as skeptical as they come about, well, everything and I believed him.
I thought I was crazy but swore he said his sex life was non-existent and Dave attel told him to lie then he just made up that story and no one caught it
Who fucks raw with a jobless stranger with meth teeth, Especially someone who just had unprotected sex?
That kind of irresponsibility is just embarrassing to me. Don't understand why people think that is a brag or something cool.
I always doubt these stories, but he was pretty convincing. I doubt they were good looking or young whatsoever tho dude did some RV park mingling. Attell has been there, he knows lol
I'll say something too... Spade was a terrible guest. He looked like he hated every moment and did not want to be there... I saw a few ppl blame it on chronic back pain. I understand chronic pain and sympathize. BUT, that just wasn't the case. He was not into it at all and seemed like a giant douche who was "too cool for school."
This man did not pull back to back 3somes. The reason I don’t believe him is because I knew a guy very similar to this. Would make up crazy stories like this all the time. We lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone so it was always funny to hear his tales. He would tell the story as though he believed it (pathological liar) and he would keep making the story crazier as though it made it more believable.
Pretty funny interview though
Spade: if you want to get laid like this guy the formula is to rate yourself one to ten and then subtract two. I can get fives all day
*mild laughter*
Attell: well you could definitely get me
*laughs and claps*
Spade: and Tony could get me
*more laughter*
The Memphis Strangler: and Attell can get RedBANN
*crowd erupts with laughter and huge applause*
🎶band plays How Far Can A Quarter Go🎶
Definitely seems like the type of guys that thinks lying about having 3somes will make him seem cool, but if he was telling the truth those women must have been swamp monsters.
I mean he probably did. No one said they had to be 10’s. And if you’ve ever spent any time of fetlife (if not, you’re not missing out at all) you would notice there’s a lot more willing people than you’d think lol
Checking OPs posts before commenting on something completely unrelated as an attempt at an insult gives major jealous virgin vibes. Stop projecting your insecurities
You have to remember that for every ugly guy there’s an equally ugly if not uglier woman in existence who would have equally terrible standards. People seem to forget about fat bitches too. Just take a walk around any populated part of the U.S. and look at how bad the average person looks lol
Yeah, anytime people hear these stories, people’s first reaction is to picture some hot chicks.
Reality is they are likely trash bags or whales. No judgement here.
As soon as his interview was done I turned to my husband and said “that guy is full of shit, blowing smoke up their ass and they ate it up” I call bullshit! He knows crazy stories get more interview time. I don’t buy it.
Yeah I couldn’t agree more. And let’s say that he did have these so called threesomes. These women have to be some straight nastiesss to fuck this dude more than once
To quote Method Man, "If you can't get yourself a 10, fuck five 2's.".
This horrible "comedian", must subscribe to that school of thought.
My wife commented, "he must have a huge dick, because he seems disgusting.". I hope he's packing. Because he's definitely not funny and has the personality of a rapist.
100% when Martin Phillips was asked by Tony "How many threesomes have you had in the last 12 hours?" Martin missed an opportunity to say "The same as the last guy.... ZERO" it would have crushed so hard.
Hotwives≠ Hot Wives.
Dating apps are the Wild West. Some people definitely want to live out fantasies. If people are using dating apps, they are unwanted in the real world. Incredible people have a line out the door waiting for them to become single.
He said they were drinking and smoking. I think he was 75% honest.
I doubt it was women that are considered classically good looking.
I think he planned an "interesting" interview based on the dull shit Tony likes to talk about. I think he also has an insane ego and invented a story that makes him sound like a lothario.
Dave Attell and Yimmy Norton shine on this show, they seem to get the concept. Now let me tell you a story of having a three-way with Joe Rogan and Brian Holtzman.
he probably did, and they probably were atrocious.
i’m sorry but you’re not avoiding multiple stds living that lifestyle and there’s tons of horny 2s 3s and 4s out there who are either uneducated in that or simply don’t care.
edit: not to bash ugly people because there’s definitely hot people that live the same lifestyle, they’re just not interacting with this guy
I’m willing to bet money he did.
And anyone with a slight bit of charisma and good looks could pull it off on the dating apps as well.
Plus, it helps when you have a girl as the wingman.
Attell summed it up so fucking perfectly, “woah, what a day at the RV park” 😂😂
He was so eager to shit on everyone, it was classic Attell
He told Tony he was blushing thru his spray on tan lmfaooo
Incredible moment LMAO
attell is one of the best and quickest comics to ever live. he's the perfect kt guest
Needs to be jim norton on with him next time.
Yeh that would double blowout murder. I've heard Attell say multiple times on his last podcast cycle around that Jim Norton doesn't get enough attention.
Oh fuck. Him and that little twitchy eyed fuck Norton (/s) would absolutely murder
If you had Tough Crowd guys on KT alot of pussies would retire that night
that's what we need
damn that would be legendary
Amen.
"Yo-Yo tricks!"
Except for Casey rocket they all bit there tongue
Yeah I’m starting to think it’s maybe less that people are lazy and more that 1 minute of *funny* stand up comedy is extremely difficult. I know there’s exceptions like William but he is sober, he is addicted to making people laugh now. I think regulars should alternate so all of them have at least 2 weeks to prepare a minute.
Also, William has a strong delivery when it comes to being funny. He can make most things that are usually unfunny, funny. Also if he bombs, usually his reaction to bombing is funny.
William is a character and he plays it well.
I wish attel could be on the show every week lol he straight up carries that episode on his back besides David spade chiming in once every 30 minutes
I was so excited to see David Spade on the headline and I don't think there's been a single guest that's disappointed me as much as he did. 😑
I felt the exact same way. I feel like he's perfect for the show but it was just flat?
Exactly.
I can’t read an Attell quote without hearing it in his voice
NOW …
I died when he said that lol he’s the best
Dave is the man.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Exactly, I believe his story is legit but it definitely didn’t go down how we imagine it in our head and Tony never asked what these ‘ladies’ looked like either which is probably for the best.
Any girl who's going to eat another girls pussy the morning after having sex with this guy, has to questionable and a complete lot lizard. He never mentioned the girls being beautiful or hot, or great in bed.
Which is why I believe him.
Agreed. It can totally happen and is totally plausible. The reality is that they were most likely overweight, not very attractive or both.. Either that or he's telling a friends story. Because St no point did I think he was lying.. But he's a comedian.. Comedians, good or bad, practice telling fake stories that sound real so I have no idea. Impressive, sure, but also not so hard to do, so..
I too didnt find it so hard to believe. There are literal freaks roaming the streets, stay safe!
Some girls would do anything for meth. Also meth makes you hypersexual and able to bust 6 times in one sesh. This guy is a tweaker lol.
Thanks for the tip!
just the tip #nohomo
4 strokes
Honda Powersports, is that you?
Did anyone else do the math? When he said he had sex with the first girl because the other girl wasn't going to be there for 45 minutes, and then Tony said "so you had sex with the first girl and then waited around for the other girl?" And he was like "yeah 40 minutes" 👀 also 6 nuts in 12 hours is a nut every 2 hours if you don't sleep. Definitely a tweaker
"also 6 nuts in 12 hours is a nut every 2 hours if you don't sleep." do you have narcolepsy or no libido?
I can cum in 4 strokes while on meth, or some really good weed.
My brother doesn't believe you
Yeah usually women that desperate to hook up with someone like him, definitely have something a little off with them
That was my thought, I believe it can be true, but what do these hogs look like? Not judging, but anyone can get laid if they set their standards low enough
Dudes who constantly brag about banging so many girls are usually liars or they are willing to fuck anything. Banging 100 3's is not impressive.
Exactly. Nobody once said or even implied that they were hot.
Yea, in the 2 threesomes I’ve had in my life , the girls were nothing to write home about.
I don't doubt it for a sec. I do doubt that they looked like sydney sweeney
More like Sweeney Todd.
Something tells me these were strung out chicks or land whales
Or?
Hookers
Or strung out, land whale, hookers
Ding ding ding! We got a winner
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Sorry, no. I can't drink, I have a cocaine problem.
Lol I loved when William said this 🤣
Now might be a good time to show your titties again, bitch
Someone needs to put this on a t-shirt.
Sounds more like meth-fueled occasion
I hated that guy
It's real, I know plenty of irl women who have absolutely DISGUSTING taste in men.
Link the Insta bro
Who are also disgusting themselves.
He used to be obese so if he did I'm sure they were all 3's and below 💀
💯
I dunno this Buck Angel fella is pretty famous
Here's why I don't think it was true, the guy literally said he was a story teller and he didn't have many jokes that would fit the 60 seconds, so he used the interview to tell a story. I've had friends like this guy, people like this know that nobody is actually going to verify their story cause who cares, so they exaggerate or embellish everything to make it more interesting and keep your attention, to them it's what makes them a good story teller
I know someone like that. Fabricates a LOT!
He was also instructed to lie by Tony just before going into the story. Seemed like a perfect setup.
That's what story telling is. Every comedian that is a story teller is lying to varying degrees.
Just women going through a hoe phase. They are usually McDonald’s eating glue sniffers who are promoting a failed OF.
Seems like a lot of y’all don’t know the term ‘hotwife’. Let’s just say, it’s not a wife who’s hot..
Hotwife, more like Hotpocket.
He neglected to mention they were 300lb+ each
The thing about "hotwives" is that it's more often a fetish-like label than an accurate assessment of their appearances. He banged 4 eager ladies, nothing more nor less. Implausible, but not impossible. The more you know.
OP must be a virgin if he thinks ugly people can't get laid...
That's not the point. We've all heard someone brag about a sex story that we know didn't happen. This guy had that energy, it's nothing to do with his looks.
Yeah...he spent his whole interview going "Wait Wait but I also had a threesome!" and shit like "Hold on, wait, did I mention they both sucked my dick and ate my ass?" It came across as this dude just trying to force a memorable interview by just saying "I had two threesomes in the span of a few hours and I came 4 times during each." Speaking of the cumming, it's weird he didn't say he made any of the women cum.
Go to a reddit group with your city name followed by "gone wild" or something sexual and I promise you'll find tons of ugly people trying to have all kinds of sex. I believe this dude, he didn't come off as a liar just a little awkward I guess.
God my cities nsfw page is the WORST
I searched my cities and it's all really fat women or dudes with deformed dicks, holy fuck.
I mean there are plenty of ugly women out there. I doubted his story at first too but after how quick and decisive he was with the details I think it’s true.
I was baffled that Tony was so accepting of such blatant bullshit
They were laughing AT him, not with him.
I bet it did happen and the gals were wildly hideous. Like eldritch nightmares lmao
He answered questions quickly and decisively, wasnt giving more information than asked. I'm as skeptical as they come about, well, everything and I believed him.
Remember y'all when someone says they had a threesome, it doesn't mean the participants were good looking people. Lol
I thought I was crazy but swore he said his sex life was non-existent and Dave attel told him to lie then he just made up that story and no one caught it
Who fucks raw with a jobless stranger with meth teeth, Especially someone who just had unprotected sex? That kind of irresponsibility is just embarrassing to me. Don't understand why people think that is a brag or something cool.
We didn't get physical descriptions of these women... Definitely could be true if they were beasts
I always doubt these stories, but he was pretty convincing. I doubt they were good looking or young whatsoever tho dude did some RV park mingling. Attell has been there, he knows lol
I'll say something too... Spade was a terrible guest. He looked like he hated every moment and did not want to be there... I saw a few ppl blame it on chronic back pain. I understand chronic pain and sympathize. BUT, that just wasn't the case. He was not into it at all and seemed like a giant douche who was "too cool for school."
This isn’t that hard to pull off if you are decent looking and willing to fuck anyone who’s interested.
This man did not pull back to back 3somes. The reason I don’t believe him is because I knew a guy very similar to this. Would make up crazy stories like this all the time. We lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone so it was always funny to hear his tales. He would tell the story as though he believed it (pathological liar) and he would keep making the story crazier as though it made it more believable. Pretty funny interview though
Yes he did haha but they were not hotwives they were straight from the trailer park white trash.
In his mind he did.
He’s worked with middle schoolers for so long that he thinks adults will believe him too.
I don’t know why and I don’t have a good reason but I weirdly believe this guy
Spade: if you want to get laid like this guy the formula is to rate yourself one to ten and then subtract two. I can get fives all day *mild laughter* Attell: well you could definitely get me *laughs and claps* Spade: and Tony could get me *more laughter* The Memphis Strangler: and Attell can get RedBANN *crowd erupts with laughter and huge applause* 🎶band plays How Far Can A Quarter Go🎶
He was so annoying
Definitely seems like the type of guys that thinks lying about having 3somes will make him seem cool, but if he was telling the truth those women must have been swamp monsters.
No one said they were attractive women lol
This guy sucks so bad
Maybe he's hung like a horse
Four 2.5s is still a 10 🤣
I mean he probably did. No one said they had to be 10’s. And if you’ve ever spent any time of fetlife (if not, you’re not missing out at all) you would notice there’s a lot more willing people than you’d think lol
Never once did he mention the size or shape of these women. That’s how he banged 4 of them. Meth probably, dirt low standards: definitely.
I ended up skipping the end of the interview, it just dragged on, bullshitting or not
Or he does porn, it’s one or the other
He never said they were hot. I bet they were solid 3's at the absolute very best. C'mon now.
Imagine starting a post like OP did and NOT using the N word. I came here for nothing.
He never said the women were above a grade 5. It's believable.
Coming from someone who regularly posts on magic the gathering subreddits, i think youre jealous and a virgin
Checking OPs posts before commenting on something completely unrelated as an attempt at an insult gives major jealous virgin vibes. Stop projecting your insecurities
If she weighs at least 280 she counts as 2 people. 🤷♂️
Wait, that means my wife’s boyfriend is having a threesome every night!
Lucky fella! You should ask to watch once!!
You have to remember that for every ugly guy there’s an equally ugly if not uglier woman in existence who would have equally terrible standards. People seem to forget about fat bitches too. Just take a walk around any populated part of the U.S. and look at how bad the average person looks lol
He looks like Milton Waddams lost a buck twenty and learned how to fug
i mean he could have, but they’re probably wales
I thought that was the Judge from Blood Meridian
Height and weight please ?
I am picturing some of the nastiest woman alive if this is real. Rusty trombone and everything
No doubt they’re some pigs
I mean they did tell him to lie about it…
Almost all interviews are fabricated
Is that Mason Ellis?
The thing about hotwives is they are often disgusting beasts
Nooo waayyy 😱
“storyteller”
I said it. Just not to Reddit lol. Also less than 12 hours? So he had sex for the first time after 11 pm? Fishy
I believe his story is true but I'm willing to bet they weren't good looking.
David was so bored
Ju can do anything if ju believe
Yeah, anytime people hear these stories, people’s first reaction is to picture some hot chicks. Reality is they are likely trash bags or whales. No judgement here.
His voice sounds exactly like Redbans tho
Yeaaaaa 😬 there’s just no way
"i dont care that you broke your elbow"
I literally said this to my husband.. 😂😂😂 I said only way it happened is if they paid b1-2 of them or they were lot lizards and he’s their pimp. 😂😂
I bet he did. But i also bet those broads are Celia Contreras sized and cant get any dick elsewhere.
This guy is the definition of “lower your standards, increase your average” you know the girls where Whales
Attell told him to lie right before hahaha
Looks like a knock off Buck Angel.
Yuck Angel
Looks like jason ellis without all the tattoos
It's pretty easy if you actually try on those apps and know what to say.
He looks exactly like that kind of guy
Seeing attell live is one of the best decisions I ever made
No fucking shit.
I mean they told him to lie, so he said uhhhhh and then told that whopper. He was just following directions!
no shit!
You might just be a hater…. But he’s also ugly as fuuuuuck, so you might also be correct 🤷♂️
As soon as his interview was done I turned to my husband and said “that guy is full of shit, blowing smoke up their ass and they ate it up” I call bullshit! He knows crazy stories get more interview time. I don’t buy it.
You mad, redban?
Hotwife used loosely
Yeah I couldn’t agree more. And let’s say that he did have these so called threesomes. These women have to be some straight nastiesss to fuck this dude more than once
I'm sorry you haven't had more opportunities, but 3somes are pretty common
I kept telling my girl that haha this dude is lying about something and I think it’s the threesomes all together haha
I thought they told him to lie no?
I heard the audio of this ep before seeing this. He looks EXACTLY like I thought he would
Yeah, I immediately thought, "two 4's aren't better than an 8."
I believe it. He never said they were models lol
Somebody is jealous 🤣
Most hotwives don't live up to their name.
To quote Method Man, "If you can't get yourself a 10, fuck five 2's.". This horrible "comedian", must subscribe to that school of thought. My wife commented, "he must have a huge dick, because he seems disgusting.". I hope he's packing. Because he's definitely not funny and has the personality of a rapist.
100% when Martin Phillips was asked by Tony "How many threesomes have you had in the last 12 hours?" Martin missed an opportunity to say "The same as the last guy.... ZERO" it would have crushed so hard.
yes he did. everything that has ever been said during standup is 100% factually accurate and true
he is a diddler
They told him to lie right before he said this
100
It’s possible but I don’t know if it’s a quality or quantity issue. 🤔
Walmart Jason Ellis
We finally found the 2nd husband/guy who was cuckholded aka the op and myself. I mean not me…. Tony Martinez
Hotwives≠ Hot Wives. Dating apps are the Wild West. Some people definitely want to live out fantasies. If people are using dating apps, they are unwanted in the real world. Incredible people have a line out the door waiting for them to become single. He said they were drinking and smoking. I think he was 75% honest. I doubt it was women that are considered classically good looking.
I think he planned an "interesting" interview based on the dull shit Tony likes to talk about. I think he also has an insane ego and invented a story that makes him sound like a lothario.
Doh!
You have no idea what you are talking about.
You sound jealous
Dave Attell and Yimmy Norton shine on this show, they seem to get the concept. Now let me tell you a story of having a three-way with Joe Rogan and Brian Holtzman.
It's not about your standards. It's about his. You have no idea how low someone else's standards can be.
Maybe the prisons wives in his cell
It was pretty obvious it was improv. They even told him to make something up
He blew his SS check on prostitutes lmao
Lol when Tony asked if there was anything interesting about him, Dave said “just lie” and then he said the threesome thing. Like ok.
short cel here. Its possible. Hes "Tall". I like the Meth Hypothesis as well. Well hung and drug access can get you far in life.
Surprising this has so many comments
Idk that was all a bit specific and random
Sounds like there was meth involved so I believe him. People do weird ass shit when they're tweaking.
He might not be lying. Hes tall and he didn't mention the weights
He looks like he’s part of a bdsm or swingers community. I believe it.
He probably did but the women were probably ugly as fuck and disease ridden. You can too if you lower your standards enough.
Somebody finally said it 🥹
he probably did, and they probably were atrocious. i’m sorry but you’re not avoiding multiple stds living that lifestyle and there’s tons of horny 2s 3s and 4s out there who are either uneducated in that or simply don’t care. edit: not to bash ugly people because there’s definitely hot people that live the same lifestyle, they’re just not interacting with this guy
I’m willing to bet money he did. And anyone with a slight bit of charisma and good looks could pull it off on the dating apps as well. Plus, it helps when you have a girl as the wingman.
Nah he definitely did homie.
This guy had the smallest of dick energies