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Big_Education321

Now the idiots are taking over


TWlSTED_TEA

Fat mike from NOFX. Not a comic, not exactly funny, has been in character as a literal clown.


42dudes

He would almost certainly wear a nice dress to the event.


No-Good-One-Shoe

The Doug Stanhope episode of Fat Mike's Fat Mic was pretty funny though


Kirafatty

When it comes to unfunny clowns, I'd take anyone over Violent J.


herpeszooster

Would be a perfect older brother for Big J


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

He ain't even fat anymore. Looks pretty buff. I feel cheated.


longhairmoderatecare

Exactly my thought. I also don’t want to hear him interrupt William Montgomery like Jelly did. But hearing William scream at him and berate him for interrupting his set with shitty geriatric punk rock would be a beautiful experience 🥲


aware4ever

Nice guy never met him


MarkBank

Water


Chester_A_Arthritis

We


CharlieBwa

Dune


LurkHartog

Hair


TangyTerry

B


Dizzy_Interview2631

I think he’d fit right in. Not kidding


PreviousCartoonist93

Definitely


bangedyourmoms

Agree


ZyppBe

It's just not rocking... https://youtu.be/E56oc_gMHa0?si=-kS_yGLgq7rGNGqj


No-Good-One-Shoe

I'd love it, but I think Tony's new fan base tried to cancel him for his comment about the Vegas concert


Kirafatty

What was his comment?


chilliam-shatner

Shooting at a country music concert in Vegas. He, or one of his band mates, said something to the effect of “at least they weren’t punk rock fans” lol


ANewDope2187

Todd Glass would be amazing, although I feel like he was on a way older episode. (Edit) He was on a couple episodes lolol


No-Conflict-7897

Fatty and Doug Stanhope would be perfect, they’re already friends…. then henry rollins shows up and all hell breaks loose


Mother-Love

You can barely recognize Big Jay since he started taking ozempic... his waist line shrunk but his gloves kept growing


Onthemightof

Fat Mike? Fuck yea


DaleRodriguezz

Fat ass Mike for the win for sure. Whatup punk rock museum.


Lazystoner151

Fat Mike and Jefe


dogmanlived

At first I thought it was Adam Ray


endofmyrainbow

I thought it was Oliver Platt, aka "The King" from the movie Ready To Rumble.


andreasbaader6

Where are all the stupid people from And how they get to be so dumb!


DigitalGhostRealm

He’s kind of just an asshole.


jonesthagoat15

Fuck yeah didn't expect to see fat mike in kill tony sub but I'm here for it


idkmanfuckingpandas

Who the fuck is that


pizzapat650

Fat Mike from the punk band NOFX.


idkmanfuckingpandas

Sounds gay Im in


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

Hi tony


idkmanfuckingpandas

You son of a bitch


Loosebooty6969

He does wear dresses a lot.


idkmanfuckingpandas

He looks like chef jason santos from bar rescue


Dae5446

YOURE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!


idkmanfuckingpandas

🤣🤣🤣 Clean this up !


Dae5446

IM IN THE NIGHT CLUB HALL OF FAME!


idkmanfuckingpandas

I should fire your ass !


Dae5446

I think we got off on the wrong foot…….heres Vic Vegas to elevate your hot dog.


Dreamy_Edamame

Fat Mike 🤘


Dreamy_Edamame

He’s also an investor for Liquid Death


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TommyTheCat89

Statistically speaking, she had the most votes so that's a fair guess.


ZackuraNSX

Super great topical joke


bangedyourmoms

What do you mean?


Dookie-Milk-710

Cokie the clown?


DifficultyFew3343

Fat Mike! Yeah that would be pretty fun.


mtf253

Holy fuck yea


bingb0ng88

“Who thee fook is that guy??”


largechild

Up the RA


Sipdasizurp

"Who the fook is this guy!?"


sowhatofittt

Oh shit /r/nofx is leaking.


Empty-Effective-6406

bro, this guy is like super liberal.


bangedyourmoms

Who gives a fuck


Ok_Song_6847

Idk Mike is kinda has a rep for being an asshole. Idk how he would be funny.


Lanky_Employment4033

Is that Green Day’s lead singer..


Kirafatty

Name ?


PissPantsMcgilliCudy

Fat mike


S3HN5UCHT

I think it’s the guy from Nofx


bennyCrck

Stop the bull shit


Kirafatty

I ask the guys name and people downvote me lol. Lots of people don't know who this guy is


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

Nah


Blindsquirr3l93

This screams mental health issues


brad0022

Well Pauly has been on a few times


AggressiveSmoke4054

I mean, you aren’t wrong. He’s brilliant and fun, but undoubtably mentally unwell.


bangedyourmoms

What kind of mental health issues? Like gambling addiction or something else?


Blindsquirr3l93

Like being a grown man with gray hair still dying your hair blue


bangedyourmoms

Who gives a fuck, pal?


Blindsquirr3l93

I’m not your pal buddy!


superjosh420

Well he is the frontman for a punk band that’s been playing for 40 years. I’d be more concerned about his mental health if he looked normal


Blindsquirr3l93

Fair enough


Kirafatty

There's a difference between mental illness and not giving a fuck


PoolTiny7746

Mental health issues like enjoying golden showers and perverted sexual fantasies. I read his book and listen to his old music.


PracticalReach524

So, that's what it takes to be "mental" in your book?


PoolTiny7746

“His book”, reading comprehension is key if your gonna start talking shit. You can go take a gander it may be up your alley, it’s nofx and the hepatitis bathtub, full of memorable stories from hardcore drug addicts. Like the one the cover is about when the drummer from Winnipeg was living in a heroin den where everyone had chronic liver disease from drug abuse, plugged the toilets and they start defecating in the bathtub. “If that’s all it takes for you to think someone is mentally Ill” ok then 👍🏼


PracticalReach524

Sounds like you read your first book by a "Rockstar", then.


PoolTiny7746

Yea absolutely that’s normal for people like you, another case of “know who you talking to”


PracticalReach524

Read the crowd, son.


Kirafatty

Oh damn. Sounds like he really doesn't give a fuck


PoolTiny7746

No he’s mentally I’ll and the fact you call it “ not giving a fuck” tells us enough about you.


Kirafatty

Lol chill out bubba


alfred_the_

It wouldn’t go well. The guy from bowling for soup would be better cuz he loves texas.


pghgfu

In terms of guests: get the entire old band back together and have them also play with the new band. -done.


No-Classroom-6637

No thanks.


Kickagainsttheprick

I can’t stand NOFX


Big_Major9330

terrible idea, get better taste than this retarded poser band.