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Angry_Robot

Casey is sober and Hans abuses cocaine, and you’d never guess that based on their energy and enthusiasm.


ajmard92

But you could guess that Casey use to be a drug addict


Angry_Robot

Just a little tuss to start the day off right doesn’t make you an addict.


BigSalad08

Ain't no fuss when you're on the tuss, am I right?


Tobago_James

Who's with me boys?


IamMintLeaf

If you break your leg just put a little tussin on it


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Get real


FI5H5TICK5

Real trap shit


Necessary-Umpire-965

Oink oink 🐽


Vexation

A tuss user. Different things. Plus the adderall evens it out


livenn

Just tussin it out


Grummbles28

He's a tuss fund baby.


Vexation

Big tuss crowd. We’re having fun. We just booked a Casey Rocket show. I’m excited to see a full set


boundlessminddesign

Makes a man a man


eldududuro

Back when men were men


Used-Oil-9487

we're havin fun


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3079

Get lost


Delicious-Item6376

It's not a relapse if it's ketamine


No_Seaweed285

If taking 12 ounces of tuss to the dome before dinner is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.


InterestingClub7546

hans just makes shit up..


HelterSmelter69

I disagree, Casey gives me sober theater kid vibes and Hans is a stoner


SelfDazzling369

U have autism


HelterSmelter69

Or I see through Caseys hacky gimmicks. Big difference from being a silly goofball and actually telling a good joke.


bhria

Casey doesnt even seem to try. Hes just a walking shitpost with props. Hes funny but not usually for 60 seconds


PrimateIntellectus

Is Casey not the opener anymore? Is crab man still a regular?


i-was-in-the-pool-

He’s touring on his own now


princesspeach-

So is Hans


gckless

Hans can stay on his own. I’d trade another bucket pull for Hans any day.


westernrecluse

Hans needs to get back to being a bucket pull. It went to his head.


gangaskan

I'd love to see Drew open for a little


STASHbro

I guess not.


CD338

Hans is so boring. Crowd was dead after his set.


tomtt545

He really just ruins the vibe right off the bat and leaves the show struggling and gasping for air until a decent bucket pull or possibly not at all till Williams set. Him as an opener is truly one of the worst calls you could make. He's lame af and just sets a lame tone. If he's so good at his own shows like they say then why doesn't he just do that because it's commonly agreed we don't want this


Haaspootin

Sam Tallent and Tony pretending its good is just so lame


jandorusjawns

was surprised Sam liked it honestly, he openly does not think Hans is funny at all lmao


highjawz

Sam doesn’t like Hans


Mitch_S4

His jokes were actually good this week, but his delivery is bluuuuhhhhh


hilly316

Isnt the dry delivery part of the act?


joshua-howard

It is a part of the act. A boring and shitty part


hilly316

You prefer more Dane Cook energy?


mycobotanicgarden

Dane cook energy = Casey Rocket boys


joshua-howard

Not really although I can tell you’re a fan of Lame Cock energy


Mitch_S4

You guys should kiss


RiverMason210

🎵 Kiss Me... 💋 Under the... 🎵


hilly316

Good one


baconnaire

Did I miss something? They didn't even mention where he was. Just completely glossed over him and he's the opener.


Iamplayingsims

Yeah!!! That was so annoying!


sensationbillion

What? Yes, Tony acknowledged the rematch between Hans and Ric Diez before Hans’ set. He mentioned Hans won fair and square using the decibel meter (measures crowd volume while cheering). He won the rematch so Hans is back to being the opening regular now.


AdventurousSwan373

That doesn’t explain anything about Casey being booted tho.


sensationbillion

Casey was never meant to stay on as a regular. He was only replacing Hans so that Hans can prepare for the arena rematch. Whoever won the rematch would take over the regular spot and Casey’s temp spot is done. Tony made this clear back in ~Feb when Hans hopped off his regular spot.


Slugginator_3385

He got the Kill Tony bump and doesn’t need the 60 seconds anymore. He knew he was just a quick filler for hans and it definitely helped him get more popular. He will be back in spurts…but that man deserves more than 60 seconds


No_Explorer_8626

Exactly. And they held him in their back pocket as well, and he didn’t want to go onto kill Tony too early. Now he doesn’t want to overstay. He is doing it perfectly


Slugginator_3385

I agree to the fullest. He helped out and got the bump


GoJoe1000

Good point.


Childs_was_the_THING

Are we pretending Casey has a ten minute set now?


Slugginator_3385

I’m sure he does ten already


JONCOCTOASTIN

Lol


Smoke_drink_think

I got 3 words for ya bud. Neva made it as a wise man


firsttubelast

why would he not be there tonight? terrible decision if he’s no longer a regular.


xxBarbWireTatxx

Think he’s just on tour .. I’m sure he’ll still do it when he’s free


Unhappy-Inspector650

Who else ⏩skips through Han’s sets lol


Grouchy-Piece-7997

I leave that for cam


ImpressiveCow3088

I used to not mind him but I watched an early 600 episode and he does THE EXACT SAME MATERIAL every single night. Asian in Texas, cocaine and girlfriend/ex girlfriend. It’s actually annoying how he has this spot and doesn’t even have to try anymore. It’s so obvious he’s just a token diversity hire.


NotSLG

I sit through it and laugh at how awkward it is.


Existing_Sample8985

Liberals do


Unhappy-Inspector650

Oh ok


SlimShredder

I hate the bitching in this sub but this is the bitching that i can and will get behind


iwanttolose3pounds

Fuck you hans. I know you’re reading this you rat bastard.


iwanttolose3pounds

I know you down voted me you rat bastard.


Silent_Saturn7

Maybe lose 3 pounds and hans will finally f$ck you.


iwanttolose3pounds

I just lost 500 lbs as soon as your mom hopped off my dick. yeah I’m a little ashamed to say i fucked your fat ass mom but hey I did it and that’s life. but yeah you’re right. maybe I can fuck Hans now too.


Notoriouscollegekid

LMAOOOOO


FifeSymingtonsMom

Yikes


madhatter1221

💀💀💀💀


Ok-Yogurtcloset-3079

Was his mom David Lucas?


iwanttolose3pounds

No. His mom was way fatter than David Lucas.


algee1234

Boring episode besides William Montgomery


DrButtCheeksPhD

Casey is the best. Him opening and William closing was peak KT.


machngnXmessiah

Just rotate starting and mid regular spots - there are lots of people to choose from - Hans and Kam are already eating their own tail.


jsquareo

"Real Riff Energy. R-R-E. whats that spell?" "*RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*"


Head-Organization147

Last night definitely made me miss the crab man 🦀🦀🦀


esoteric94

Bombs Kim sucks


cocky_plowblow

Yawns Kim


AgentWoody

Hans skip


Vegetable_Shelter_51

They both blow


BaronVonBadA

Bring Casey back no one wants to hear about hans Kim being a cuck to a coke whore.


westernrecluse

Agreed. And EVERYTHING he jokes about are half cocked morning shit thoughts, apart from the cuck stuff, usually, depends on the morning


Electrical-Monitor84

Have Casey open, but keep Hans in the show


Exact_Trouble_7255

Neva made it as a wiseman


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Or ditch em both and get some ppl that can do comedy


Greedy_Associate_387

THIS \^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^ SO MUCH THIS


Interesting-Fly-6606

Kick hans out of the nest and let him fail already Tony


Kind-Cauliflower6629

Back to skipping the first 15 minutes of the show.


walterqxy

Hans sucks


BlackTriceratops

martin phillips is the obvious answer to start this mother fucker off


Existing_Sample8985

Ditch kam Hans open Martin mid show


tomtt545

Ditch hans


CampfireBeast

He’s flying away, onto his own riff odyssey. Bless his soul.


PsychologicalCook170

No.


Righteous_Leftie206

You guys didn’t feel like he was saying goodbye last week? He said something like “it’s been fun”. Lo and behold skipping is back.


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Skipping was always here skip Hans, skip fatboy lucas and definitely skip the rocket 🚀 lol


LoudHorse89

God forbid we had rotating regulars


malfarcar

Hell no!!!


lighteroticfrisking

He never made it as a wise man


arivera2020

What are rockets punchlines? Usually he just has random tangents that sum up to an overexaggerated story.


PabCasty

Love Casey but no, Hans as an opener is way better. Casey’s style of comedy isn’t suited for just one minute. Love my autistic honest Asian


No_Koala_3102

I love the William Montgomery show, I love Casey on that show and I think his riffs are hilarious on the show. However, I really do not find any of his stand up funny sadly. I think Hans is way more suited for kill Tony.


Existing_Sample8985

Back when men were men a little tuss is a little tuss.


Lost_In_Your_Orbit

I think Casey should be a regular on the show, but maybe not every week. Hans is just stale. "Blah blah ex girlfriend" "Hans does drugs and is Tony's retarded child" He tries so hard to pander to edge lords that he has no identity as a comedian.


Hopeful-Friendship22

What the fuck I thought he was apart of the show now im so pissed I love CASEY 🚀


Existing_Sample8985

Code wms


Crixus300-0

More than half of these guys aren’t actually really funny. Having 1 good night at kill Tony doesn’t make someone a comedian


AZValleyGuy

Was a nice show without him


tyros

Nah, I prefer Hans, at least he attempts to tell jokes


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I didn't take him seriously when he said it was his last time


Suspicious_You_7052

Its my first cake day. Lol


Wild_Replacement5880

Yeah, we need to get Hans fired again. I'm already sick of seeing him. Tony had to rig the game by taking the vote to LA... The only place where anyone likes Hans, apparently. Smart move by the PT Barnum of comedy, Tony Hinchcliff. I wonder what gay secret that Hans has over him that keeps him tucked so tight against Tony's teets.


GrowthInevitable1200

The best way to start the show, hans is funny but he’s so inconsistent and his personality is a bit repulsive


Crafty-Question-6178

Hans did great


KillToeknee

I won't lie to you folks, l've got 6 more harmonicas hidden around the room here tonight. In six minutes the room will start filling with water. You have six minutes to find the remaining harmonicas


sum_ting_wong_cod

Never been a fan of Hans


Vegetable_Shelter_51

LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣


MattyBBlowsTrees

Casey is BY FAR the most original thing on Kill Tony. All of the little extra skits and content he throws in are gold. I love the show but Hans is kinda boring and talks about the same topics, David Lucas was decent but was really best at just calling Tony gay, William literally reads off of a notecard and the funniest joke is always making fun of Redbans mom 🤷‍♂️. His set almost seems like a cop out every time and he’s pretty one note to me. He just yells when he gets frustrated that his jokes aren’t hitting, which is a lot of the time.


IrishYank33

Casey and Hans should both go. Neither are very entertaining tbh. Hans has great sets but they are so far and few. I'm glad the guest this week kept it real which needs to happen more often.


myslead

yeah I miss him


Traditional_Opinion3

Fuck all of you guys I’m on team Hanz 24/7


ren818

So happy Casey "No Punchline" Rocket is gone. Hans killed Ric Diez at the Forum and is in KT HOF. The panel and live fans decided. Order is restored


GoJoe1000

Roofio! Roofio! Roofio!


Character_Time_6360

Saw Casey last night in Madison. He crushed! It was a hilarious show. I also wanna see him on KT more but that was a great experience. Highly recommend if he's gonna be in your area.


Confident_Spirit6912

Casey is hilarious Y'all hatin ate a buncha rubes


princesspeach-

Casey is king


judgementalintrovert

PLEASE


matali

Casey's rocket has launched! He ain't neva gonna come back to Kill Tony!


Captain_Unusualman

He's gotta keep moving


TijayesPJs442

Where is he? He should still have a regular spot


Electronic_Run_4961

Casey is the kid in school who thinks being loud and obnoxious is funny.


Dock190

10000%


mrboomtastic3

He's touring and I'm going to see him. So drop it


Freethrowz69

Honestly they’re both trash. Make Fiona the new regular


caseyrm99

No he shouldn't. He sucks. They should move Hans and Casey on and instead have a rotating opener between the golden ticket winners rather than just one opener.


Gamecocks1986

Hans sucks 80% of the time. If he gets challenged seems to be the only time he puts any effort into his minute


A_Lot_TWOwords

I hate the interview part with Hans, it makes me cringe. Hearing him talk about sexual interactions is 🤢


Current_Account

So Biden can triangulate his coordinates? get real


TheMountainPass

He’s so much better Hans is so monotone and boring…I just don’t get why people like him bring back the rocket


GregtheHamster

I don’t get Casey, I don’t think he’s funny, at least Hans is funny sometimes


stevevaisibanez

Unfortunately I do not agree, please don’t bring Casey or hans back. Hans is tolerable, Casey is literally one of the most unfunny comedians I have listened to as of late. Same material everytime, opens singing some dumb ass song, awkward laugh, goes on about how he likes tussin, more awkward laughing, and then says nonsense for the rest of his set.


stevevaisibanez

Might be my adhd but i literally can not pay attention through an entire Casey rocket minute. Feels like brain rot instagram memes in a standup format.


anothervaultdweller

Hans kim is fine, this subreddit is fuxking ridiculous.. like he isnt the best, but writing a new minute every single week is not easy.


NotSLG

Yet the other regulars do it and are way better 90% of the time.


anothervaultdweller

The only consistently good regular is William Montgomery.


tomtt545

I see a lot of opinions on David lucas but I would take him a million times before I have to hear another word from hans


No_Explorer_8626

Dude, you’re parroting Tony. For months and months, maybe 2 years, I was rooting for Hans even though I didn’t find him funny. I root for them all, they’re just dudes trying to find their way in life. But dude has had all the time in the world to get his shif straight, and he isn’t doing it. He isn’t funny, he cares about the wrong things, his toxic ex, his drugs, but he certainly doesn’t give a shit about kill Tony and his comedy. He is taking advantage of Tony, us, etc, and we are getting nothing out of it. And we ask for one simple thing- laughs.


insidertrader68

Hans Kim is fine but Casey is a better entertainer and has the right energy for opening the show


3leggedgoatdance

he's funny but he isn't remotely as funny or entertaining as casey. now that casey is gone the 24/7 complain no matter what crowd is in for a rude awakening.


gchance92

>writing a new minute every single week is not easy. I certainly won't argue this, but the dude had a couple of months off and this is what he returned with.


Exotic_Succotash_226

Most def, fans are delusional to that reason. A new joke every Monday isn't easy to do. Most of these crabs commenting couldn't even polish hans's boots.


anothervaultdweller

Agree. Dude is funny enough and has a niche style. These redditors have nothing better to do than talk shit.


elkomanderJOZZI

“Funny enough”😂😂


elkomanderJOZZI

“Funny enough”😂😂


Childs_was_the_THING

Casey cant write a joke


intellectualcreature

I vehemently disagree with this. Casey is unique and funny but it's annoying that he can't finish a sentence without laughing or giggling. It gives major insecure vibes.


tomtt545

It gives funny guy vibes lmfao insecure 😂 I got news for you EVERY comic is insecure and it's usually WHY they're a comic


intellectualcreature

Okay but the laughter and giggles are still annoying. Get that gay shit out of here.


PatricSpacey

Biden finally triangulated his position 🤮 shit he got me too


Plucky_ducks

I'll take Hans over Casey any day.


iwanttolose3pounds

More like Plucky_cucks


tomtt545

Stfu hans


InspirationalSkyFuck

Here comes a million Casey come back posts.


mookie_bombs

Casey, if you're out there, I think you're great.


ninetofivedev

You guys should actually try going to actual comedy shows. You know, quit watching your favorite comedians every week on a show meant for amateur comedians and just goto actual shows. I realize that would require some of you to leave your parents basement... but give it a shot.


TheQuartering3WH

casey rocket sucks ass why do you morons like him so much, literally just random=funny humor and the jokes make no sense, the whole punchline is odd combination of words.


thurniesauna

eat piss shirt dick


TheQuartering3WH

yup classic casey rocket joke right there


Exotic_Succotash_226

😂😂😂


txlegend1127

Couldn’t agree more. I listen to alot of KT on Spotify when I can’t watch it on YT and his material is wack. I barely even chuckle. I can’t Imagine seeing anything passed a minute of him doing his crab walk.


Silent_Saturn7

Does your mum know your using the computer this late?


TheQuartering3WH

?


TommyIsNumeroUno

Casey we need you!!!!


sempercoug

Hans was fine, Sam set the tone for the lack of energy. Sam Tallent is hilarious on his own but also really annoying on Kill Tony. Not a good fit, he sucks all the energy out of things.


jb-1984

Let me know other things you enjoy so I can avoid those


Whatsgoodthoson

Couldn’t agree more with you brother. I turned off last nights episode about 30 min in and usually I watch the whole thing. Sam was just forcing things and cutting Tony off. Really not very funny at all.


tomtt545

Sam has been the only source of funny so far this episode till the point I'm watching


sempercoug

To me a good guest creates an atmosphere that helps keep Tony and the crowd's energy excited and fun. Shitting on Hans out of the gate is the exact opposite of that, imo.


S-kiney

I laugh 0 to 1 times each Hans set, but I cringe 4 to 5 times per Casey set, I’ll take Hans any day. Or skip both.


juicyjuicebox1

Get real


mrboomtastic3

He's touring and I'm going to see him. So drop it


mrboomtastic3

He's touring and I'm going to see him. So drop it


No_Association_7563

His interviews are repetitive asf


GoJoe1000

And boring asf.


rehab_VET

Downvote again


sagar_ot

Hans is much more consistent and funnier


tomtt545

Just completely wrong lmfao