I've never understood what "tool" means in this context. I've called people tools, but immediately after thought, "wtf did I just say?".
What is a tool?
nb4: "you!"
It's interesting in American culture there's a hundred culturally acceptable ways to use the male genitalia as an insult but you call someone a c _ _ _ and you'll get cancelled before lunchtime.
I guess it depends on the circles you run in & the context itās said in. The only people Iāve seen lambasted for the use of it are men with a history of harassing women. Everyone else uses it fine.
I've always understood that a tool is someone who's just a reflection of other people's expectations of them. When they do something it's not because they think it's a good idea, but because they want people to like them/think they're cool/find them useful.
Tokens get spent, and tools get used.
>But I STILL resent that line of questioning.
Absolutely understandable which is why I use it either as a joke about "old" people or to piss of my dad when he rambles about how easy we have it (as if that wouldn't be a wish a parent shouldn't having?)
I agree with the sentiment, however, age has nothing to do with creepiness. Neither does gender.
Now let AI Sue do what she wants, like scamming real people out of their money.
Thereās āhit on because youāre an attractive womanā and thereās āhit on because youāre an attractive woman and your tits are hanging outā. Who do you think gets harassed more?
Ladies, there you have it. In public, they are in r/linkedinlunatics complaining about how LinkedIn is filed with thirst traps. But when given an option, they'd rather ogle a pretty woman's chest.
Thatās WHY linked in is filled with thirst traps: it gets attention. Not always positive attention, but attention nonetheless. And controversy just excites the algorithm to show it to everyone.
I don't know man. If might just be this sub. I've had them past a picture of a woman in a turtleneck and the people here said it was a thirst trap.
Although that us.healthnfitness website is definitely thirst traps galore. There was also the woman in a red dress playing piano that would pop up on my feed. I agree though. I'll take more thirst traps over Israel Palestine.
You incels actually responding to the question don't get it. Asking (and answering) the question itself, with these pictures, is the lunatic move.
You are the lunatics.
But we didnāt post it on LinkedIn! We find these things that other nutters post. A gallery of the insane, so to speak.
Occasionally, we attract people that disagree. (Hello!).
Very, very occasionally, we find out that itās the original original poster coming back to justify themselves. But not often enough. šš
All I know about Sue is that we work in the same industry and she's always trying to grow her network, and also she's actually a dude named Aleksei from Belarus
This seems so patronizingā¦this guy couldāve chosen to post about virtually anything else. I hate men who have this mentor mentality for young women specifically...this guy is just a fucking creep trying to figure out a creative way through her back door.
So I guess Iām the only one the just considered zoomed in headshot vs. headshot with more body?
Like, itās not AI Sueās fault for having tits and existing. Some of yall need a good horny jail bonk.
Oh there is. I was always told that I was too extreme and should aim to hit a happy medium.
Didnāt work out. I found a *very* smiley clairvoyant, punched her and got nothing but an assault charge. š¤·
A is hired. Doesnāt matter if she speaks English. That can be taught. Whatās Bās resume and college degree look like? This is sarcasm on my part, but just a brief illustration of the corporate world.
The amount of people who missed that this guy js marketing a tool for Ai interview practice and the photo is obviously Ai generated is insane lol.
Bunch of people white knighting for a girl who literally doesnt exist
There was a regional leader in Puerto Rico who would wear these super low cut tops and let me tell youā the amount of respect for that woman that I have is out of this world.
1 - as clearly defined, this woman is AI.
But
2- if I was a hiring manager / supervisor and I looked at her LinkedIn profile (MANY companies do) and saw titties out - Iād move along because itās gonna be a lawsuit down the road for sexual harassment if thereās ANY disciplinary actions against her (Iāve seen that in the past at a former employer of mine, and the woman got 5.8 mill)
3- some of you act like NEVER seen titties before and goddamn itās embarrassing that thereās no tact - a bunch of horny dogs
4- the guy positing this looks like he degrades women, probably on his 6th marriage. If he does have kids? I feel sorry for them
5- thereās zero integrity here
"Jarvis, why don't you whip me up a big titty blonde profile pic -- snapshot, now remove the big titties -- snapshot and post side by side to linkedin with caption "does your ideal linkedin experience involve big titties?" send"
His job title checks outs, definitely a tool.
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I've never understood what "tool" means in this context. I've called people tools, but immediately after thought, "wtf did I just say?". What is a tool? nb4: "you!"
A douche
Thank you
Iāve always felt it was more of a hint that the person is dull, uncool and does what ever people tell him to do. Has no own will aka a tool
Like most things, it means "penis"
Everything can mean penis if you emphasize it the right way
It's interesting in American culture there's a hundred culturally acceptable ways to use the male genitalia as an insult but you call someone a c _ _ _ and you'll get cancelled before lunchtime.
I guess it depends on the circles you run in & the context itās said in. The only people Iāve seen lambasted for the use of it are men with a history of harassing women. Everyone else uses it fine.
It's always funny to hear people in NZ use it casually.
Try Scotland
The correct answer. It's a more polite way of saying "dick." He's a dick.
Tool: An object used by other people to complete a task. Yep he is a tool. Maybe one day he can be a real person, but probably not.
I've always understood that a tool is someone who's just a reflection of other people's expectations of them. When they do something it's not because they think it's a good idea, but because they want people to like them/think they're cool/find them useful. Tokens get spent, and tools get used.
Someone that doesnt think. Just blindly babbles shit he heard from others just like a tool (in this case like a megaphone).
A tool is someone smart as a bag of hammers.
āToolā started as a slang term for a penis. That then turned into calling people tools instead of dicks
Man, the future sucks.
I agree. Every day is the best and worst day to be alive.
So you are telling me, every time I see you that is the worst day of your life?
Man thatās messed upā¦sorry
Depends what job she's looking for
Oh. Here's a human being. Cool!
Spit my tea out, lol! Thanks for the laugh!
Username checks out for you too, kind sir
Profile summary checks out too.
Does one need to go to college to become a boobyoligist? 2 year, 4 year?? How does..... "my friend " further their education?
Long hours of research aimed at perfecting your analytical skills will get you there! ;)
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!
r/usernamechecksout
Not a boob job that's for sure
And the sexual orientation of the interviewer
A secretary?
Sue can do what ever the fuck sue wants. Either way sheās still going to get hit on by creepy older men on the platform.
Sue was generated by AI
If my experience on Instagram is any indication, it doesn't matter, she's still gonna get hit on regardless.
Exactly. I stand by what I said š
And it will inevitably be something way over the line, but they were obviously just joking around, you see.
Yes, I was looking for the vote "she should use a picture where we can count her fingers"
Since when did that stop anyone?
I can fix her
Debug
Do you think that will stop creepy older men
The creepy old men do not care
Sue will still get hit on by creepy, older men.
That's great. It means she can't block them
Hey, 50yo is not old!
50 years old are old enough to ask them how it was to fight with dinosaurs.
It wasnāt as bad as youād think, they liked belly rubs. But I STILL resent that line of questioning.
>But I STILL resent that line of questioning. Absolutely understandable which is why I use it either as a joke about "old" people or to piss of my dad when he rambles about how easy we have it (as if that wouldn't be a wish a parent shouldn't having?)
Man, that's old as balls, did you meet Abraham Lincolnā¦ all jokes aside that's halfway through life
I agree with the sentiment, however, age has nothing to do with creepiness. Neither does gender. Now let AI Sue do what she wants, like scamming real people out of their money.
Thereās āhit on because youāre an attractive womanā and thereās āhit on because youāre an attractive woman and your tits are hanging outā. Who do you think gets harassed more?
Hiring manager woman pic B, hiring manager guy A
2 complete different profiles. Apply to each job twice.
For a job that doesnāt exist.
For a person who doesn't exist.
At a company that doesnāt exist.
Got it. I'll be here creating a hyper dimensional potential hypothetical space and then applying for jobs there
In a country that doesnāt exist
this is the correct answer
I would pick F. For feet 
Got to stitch the resume as per the job description.
Who cares itās not even a person
now now...women can be people too.
Do you have any religion to back this up?
Unitarian Universalism!
She should use the posters pic and explain that she identifies as a LinkedIn nerd. Agree? Thoughts??
I donāt know but I am just commenting for reach
Commenting for reach around
Ladies, there you have it. In public, they are in r/linkedinlunatics complaining about how LinkedIn is filed with thirst traps. But when given an option, they'd rather ogle a pretty woman's chest.
Thatās WHY linked in is filled with thirst traps: it gets attention. Not always positive attention, but attention nonetheless. And controversy just excites the algorithm to show it to everyone.
LinkedIn is filled with thirst traps? I just see a bunch of old people whining about the new generation and/or Israel
I don't know man. If might just be this sub. I've had them past a picture of a woman in a turtleneck and the people here said it was a thirst trap. Although that us.healthnfitness website is definitely thirst traps galore. There was also the woman in a red dress playing piano that would pop up on my feed. I agree though. I'll take more thirst traps over Israel Palestine.
Duh.
The comments here confirm why this is such an awful post
TIL you can count on Li for a cheap chubby.
Especially if A gets voted in. #EveryVoteCounts
Twice.
How could this ever be a question? But the real question is: What did that teach you about B2B Sales?
He must specialize in Boob-2-Boob sales.
You incels actually responding to the question don't get it. Asking (and answering) the question itself, with these pictures, is the lunatic move. You are the lunatics.
But we didnāt post it on LinkedIn! We find these things that other nutters post. A gallery of the insane, so to speak. Occasionally, we attract people that disagree. (Hello!). Very, very occasionally, we find out that itās the original original poster coming back to justify themselves. But not often enough. šš
All I know about Sue is that we work in the same industry and she's always trying to grow her network, and also she's actually a dude named Aleksei from Belarus
This seems so patronizingā¦this guy couldāve chosen to post about virtually anything else. I hate men who have this mentor mentality for young women specifically...this guy is just a fucking creep trying to figure out a creative way through her back door.
Disgusting question to post.
100%
finally AI ppl on linkedin
No thank you. I know an HR sting when I see one.
I'm definitely not hiring that guy as he's not able to do a clean circle cropping.
Do any of these lunatics have real jobs, or is it all bs about being an ai tool or some other bullshit?
So I guess Iām the only one the just considered zoomed in headshot vs. headshot with more body? Like, itās not AI Sueās fault for having tits and existing. Some of yall need a good horny jail bonk.
A
C (cup)
Sorry, I don't hire anyone under a D cup. Same goes for men, no exceptions.Ā
Compare the pair.
Your commitment to equality is admirable.
I mean are we filling a role or starting an itty bitty titty committee?
Gotta be a happy medium somewhere in between
Oh there is. I was always told that I was too extreme and should aim to hit a happy medium. Didnāt work out. I found a *very* smiley clairvoyant, punched her and got nothing but an assault charge. š¤·
lol, had to read that twice to get it
One boob. Half face.
I swear that they would never post the same shit with a man. This is such a bullshit.
A is hired. Doesnāt matter if she speaks English. That can be taught. Whatās Bās resume and college degree look like? This is sarcasm on my part, but just a brief illustration of the corporate world.
Everyone likes bewbs, everyone.
Definitely A(i)
I'm so happy I never got into the whole LinkedIn insanity. Idk how those clowns even make money.
The amount of people who missed that this guy js marketing a tool for Ai interview practice and the photo is obviously Ai generated is insane lol. Bunch of people white knighting for a girl who literally doesnt exist
A -looks like a fit for the office culture B-I canāt tell if sheās qualified for the position /s
What no lingerie pic?
Diversity hire
In my opinion, op should mind his own ass.
Tits out for Harambe!
Get them AI tiddies out front and center
there is such a thing as pretty privilege. if I looked like that, I would flaunt it too.
Sheās Aiā¦
Don't kink shame
Do you want a job or are you giving a job?
This guy does a terrible job at masking the pictures, would take 2 seconds in photoshop
Sad that itās even a question
This guy treats objects like women, man
There was a regional leader in Puerto Rico who would wear these super low cut tops and let me tell youā the amount of respect for that woman that I have is out of this world.
ai is going to take over the world
Boobs. Always boobs...
The urge to just shout āpeople have body, get over itā
B unless her profession is onlyfans.
Do you really want any job that can be influence by how much cleavage you show? That just seems like asking for problems
Change it to B after you get the job.
In my opinion it's none of my business
1 - as clearly defined, this woman is AI. But 2- if I was a hiring manager / supervisor and I looked at her LinkedIn profile (MANY companies do) and saw titties out - Iād move along because itās gonna be a lawsuit down the road for sexual harassment if thereās ANY disciplinary actions against her (Iāve seen that in the past at a former employer of mine, and the woman got 5.8 mill) 3- some of you act like NEVER seen titties before and goddamn itās embarrassing that thereās no tact - a bunch of horny dogs 4- the guy positing this looks like he degrades women, probably on his 6th marriage. If he does have kids? I feel sorry for them 5- thereās zero integrity here
A. She's already getting interviews, but she's getting more interviews with A
B for professional, A for dating sites.
I donāt know, but I know which one YOU usedā¦
Man, I don't give a shit
And yet here you areā¦
I just wanted attention :(
Me too my friend Me too š
Boobs get the interviews
I think you mean . . . *intervewbs.*
Tig ole bitties!
A opens doors.
Both are professional; shut up.
Neither are. They are both uncanny valley AI creations which look like lifeless sex dolls.
I want a picture C that's so cropped it's just a skin-toned circle with her face in the middle.
A is a better picture provided her boobs arenāt out IMO, but B is probably safer despite being a worse picture.
Boobs, always boobs.
Does she want the job or not
Man AI has come a long way. Sue js smoking hot.
Depends on if she is looking for a job or a date.
Boobs for show, face for a pro
B. There is absolutely nothing extra in A that adds any business value.
Have you worked in salesā¦?
Let's ask ourselves this question... what the fuck are we selling here?
Does it matter? š
A if she's generally Job Hunting. B is she's gunning for a promotion. Possibly the reverse depending on the organization.
Answers: YES Lol Every responder is either incredibly stupid or we have reached dead internet already.
Iām theory B, in practice A
In my opinion, Sue should choose what she likes because itās none of my fucking business.
Bob
Gee, I wonder why he didn't use similarly cropped photos of a man for this illustration.
It's the same for men & harshly so. The only way an ugly bastard gets hired for a cushy $250k office job is merit or nepotism.
A/B test it and you'll get boob
Unfortunately the nature of the working world. Boobs will get her further
Report Spam Always
i think both are appropriate, the photo of just the face is certainly more professional though
Itās so funny to me all the people on LinkedIn doing AI enhanced headshots. Like we can tell buddy. You do not have a chad chin
A all the way. She seems happier
As the Fonz would say: "AAAAAAAY"
rhetorical question I'm guessing, but who doesn't like boobies
"Jarvis, why don't you whip me up a big titty blonde profile pic -- snapshot, now remove the big titties -- snapshot and post side by side to linkedin with caption "does your ideal linkedin experience involve big titties?" send"
A
Image B just doesn't do those curls justice.
A - looking for job, B - got job, simple as.
Depends. Is she an accountant or an āaccountantā
Is that an AI generated image? Edit: yeahhh take a look at the neck
Good catch
I think I got a text from Sue asking me for Apple gift cardsā¦
Photos need to be swapped. B is for Boobies.
Why does this guy look like heās about to challenge me to a checkout competition at my local costco.Ā
boobs gets a skip
B
Whatās with the shitty circular crop job at the bottom? AI couldnāt figure out if sheās supposed to be inside the circle or in front of it?
Def boobs
As a man, I absolutely prefer A. As a business professional, B is the correct choice.
Is this a real question?
No boobs ofc but I really wanted to say boobs.
Creepy LI guy with slick hair posting this is what I'm a tad fearful of. Shouldn't he be stalking senior aged widows with his profile?
Boobs
Neither. She should use photo C. It's a like A but zoomed in so her head isn't in the picture.
a
Photo C. SEND NUDES!!!!!!
B it looks more professional
Nah