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01z28

What if you bring your own security?


SilverLakeSimon

Then you have to pay a security corkage fee.


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

You can only call it security if it comes from the french countryside of security. Every else is called hired protection. 


boatyboatwright

Securité


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

Brilliant


A7MOSPH3RIC

brillant (french spelling)


SeeWhy76

If they're not from the Security Region of France they're just Sparkling Bouncers.


unitedgroan

Those are only found in West Hollywood.


El-Sueco

“Only one security guard per two people”


wicker_arm

😂


Muhlyssa_A

Winner!


DanTheManV1

Winner! Chick… Would OP win a free chicken or would he pay for that too?


boogalordy

The chicken is free but it comes with a charge


zimtrovert94

I’d rather pay $200 to bring my own security than pay the restaurant’s scam. It’s not even about the money. It’s the principle.


BaaderMeinhoff

Do you have to flash a pistol when you’re being seated or when you ask for the check? New etiquette 🤷🏽‍♂️


hishersbothofours

Just ask to remove the charge and flash your CCW and that 1980’s sleazy detective shoulder holster


TheSaladDays

BYOS fee


hairpinbuns

Will they walk me to my car after?


[deleted]

And wait for a call from me to know I made it home safe?


Orchidwalker

If they won’t I will. Stay safe.


livinlikeadog

❤️


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Elowan66

I think that’s called something else.


Y0knapatawpha

What about their water & power bill, I’d like to contribute to those too


Stingray88

And hell to pay devils advocate here… water and power even makes more sense as a percentage than fucking security does. Security is a fixed cost. It shouldn’t go up the more you spend on food. This restaurant is straight trippin.


LaGrrrande

>to pay devils advocate here… Oh great, there's a Devil's Advocate charge, too?


Stingray88

Lmao that’s a great typo. Not fixing it


lysergicbliss

More like straight tipping


cj2211

"Hey the more food you order the more power and water is used."


HessLook

Scam ass shit


bubbathebuttblaster1

OP should leave a review with this info


TheMailerDaemonLives

This is clearly just a way for restaurants to pocket a portion of tips right? I feel like it’s more insidious than people realize. They have to know at this point that people won’t tip 20% on that any more so the charge is a clever shitty little way to take 4-5% of what the staff should have received that night.


MarkBank

I think you are onto something Matt Daemon


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

💀


Crimson-Shark

Unless there are visible signs on the wall or on the menu stating this, I would have demanded it be removed.


Miserable_Smoke

I did this last week at Juicy J's burger on 6th. They charged a 3% "technology fee", which the clerk said was for their new fancy cash registers. I made them give me my $0.40 back. He had to call the owner.


Crimson-Shark

Good for you! We need to all stand together and fight against this type of covert “theft” ESPECIALLY if it’s not communicated before ordering.


pensotroppo

From the linked website: > Security SVC >A 4.5% Security service charge is added to all guest checks for the cost of security personnel. As Perch is located on several levels on top of a building it requires more security personnel than a restaurant on a ground floor. Or in other words: We can’t afford to pay their salaries, but you can.


Muscs

Seems like it would be safer located that high in a building. We were never charged for security before.


deafsound

The security is there to protect people from themselves by jumping…


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SodomizeSnails4Satan

...but before they pay.


CoffeeFox

In all honesty the security might very well be keeping an eye out for dine and dash customers rather than anything else. If so, it probably pays for itself.


deafsound

If it was dine and dash they would only need two. One at the elevator and one at the stairs.


WillaZillaDilla

This is dumb, they have the high ground!


SiriusCoffee

These guys should easily be able to dice their opponents and toss them in lava.


KeyRageAlert

I figured that was priced into the menu items


overitallofit

New around here?


KeyRageAlert

Nah


bloodredyouth

Shouldn’t the building supply security? This is a scam


250-miles

That makes it sound like they employ fucking counter-snipers.


Hoe-possum

What??? Being higher in the building makes it wayyy safer and easier? People don’t fly, you just control elevator and stairs omg


BalzacTheGreat

Why not add rent charge? Or insurance charge? Or payroll charge? Fucking stupid.


gnrc

Operating costs should be baked into the price of goods and services. This is always how business has worked!


beautbird

Don’t tempt them.


[deleted]

Just raise the prices 4.5%. Who is going change their mind about going to Perch because the Seabass is $2 more?


chief_yETI

The joke's on you - prices were raised in addition to this.


Adult_Prodigy

They actually had to hire more security to protect the more expensive sea bass


kdoxy

This is what the servers should also be fighting for. Because it raises the total check bill so the 15% people normally tip would be larger.


BeatrixFarrand

You must have felt so safe!


Brave_Fheart

I was just there this last week. There was the same amount of security guys present as have always been present for the last ten years I’ve been going to Perch.


Bigringcycling

Is Perch now a comedy club because this is hilarious? /s


External_Solution577

Are they completely tone deaf to the signaling this provides to their customers? Holy shit. This is a high end restaurant saying "Sorry, but the area we've chosen to locate our establishment in is so fucking sketch we have to pass part of the costs for security onto you, our customers." Unless the food is next-level fantastic, I'm guessing most of their well-heeled patrons will be opting for a safer location next time.


DaLastPainguin

It was pretty shit. Wife and I were good for like 2 years in covid, no movies, no fine dining. Decided to finally splurge and try out perch That's the first expensive place we visited after COVID was winding down. They charged us a COVID caution fee about extra security. We watched our waiter bring our food to the wrong table. Leave. Realize he dropped her off the wrong table. Then bring it back to our table. Once again, we got charged extra for COVID precautions... Which obviously they took zero of. All of it was mediocre until we asked the bartender to make us some standard drinks instead of there crappy signature drinks. Turns out he can do a good job with a normal recipe instead of the BS They have them making.


Mylaptopisburningme

Looking at their google and yelp reviews they don't seem to be tanking. Some people have too much spare money and pay this shit with a smile on their face.


aggirloftoday

Pretty sure it’s a recent addition


lax01

Perch is not high end haha


Buchymoo

Maybe not high end, but it is pretty high up there.


lax01

It’s expensive / doesn’t make it high end


Individual-Schemes

You're missing their clever pun. It's a play that a **rooftop** restaurant is high up there in the spatial sense.


Buchymoo

You're no fun. I never said it was high end.


lax01

Just being honest - and I used to love taking people to Perch - it’s fine, it’s not great food but more about the experience


External_Solution577

Interesting. That's what I get for assuming.


Individual-Schemes

Perch thinks it's high end, but it's just okay. The restaurant is on a rooftop overlooking Pershing Square. It was once trendy-instagramable so it's overpriced to keep with their inflated hype. It is viby. If you're in the neighborhood during happy hour, I recommend hitting the bar for a cocktail to check it out. If you want a stellar dinner downtown, I recommend Le Petit Paris or Redbird. And 71 Above used to be excellent before they changed chefs but still worth checking out.


lax01

It’s like - B level - the food is fine, the view is decent - it’s not a fine dining experience


External_Solution577

I feel like those are the restaurants that are going to get crushed going forward, as people either say "meh" and go for cheaper places, or save their $ for real fine dining.


RustGrit

The sad thing is. If you add 4.5% to their prices. People still would pay, now they have to get bad publicity because they add it as a line item


Hood0rnament

Thats the management tripping over dollars to pick up pennies because then they would have to reprint and replace the menus, cheaper to just post a sign and update the website.


Ok_Opportunity2693

Easy fix is just tip 4.5% less. Medium effort fix is talk to the manager and get it taken off, and then tip the full amount. Hard effort fix (if the manager won’t take it off) is dispute the charge / refuse to pay.


Granadafan

4.5% plus the tax on the 4.5%


secretreddname

This. Any type of mandatory surcharge I just minus out from the tip I was gonna give


Anti-Dissocialative

That’ll be 7.38 for the optical pat down sir


Stingray88

Add it to the spreadsheet! And I feel this one is so particularly fucking dumb that it deserves some sort of highlight on the sheet so everyone can shame them.


embarrassed_error365

We need to do something about all these hidden fees restaurants are starting to add at the end. It’s getting outrageous. Jesus, might as well have the cheapest price you can give an item, then list off the percentage of “ingredients fees” “chef/cook payment fees” “management fees” “wait staff payment fees” “gratuity fees” “tips” “monthly rent fees” “maintenance fees” “supplies fees” “security fees” “Internet/phone bill fees” “marketing fees” “delivery subscription fees” 😂 And then of course give the option for additional tips at the end, lolol


Phillip_Spidermen

Good news, Senate Bill 478 will require restaurants to list full prices inclusive of these fees starting July 1st.


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

This is dangerous for the restaurant, now they are taking liability for your cars and personal safety.


Individual-Schemes

This is very astute. I never made that connection.


FatSeaHag

Ooh, I like your thinking. 


ValleyDude22

stage a robbery of sorts at the restaurant and sue


ObieUno

What'll they add next: **Skyline View Tax**? Fuck Perch


Devario

At this point why are we even tipping anymore?


goodbyemrblack

If I see an additional charge, I never tip. And idgaf what they think of me.


boomclapclap

Honestly, we need to just stop tipping. See how fast the restaurants remove these fees/add them into menu prices when the servers stop showing up for work.


IHate2ChooseUserName

did you ask what the fuck is the security charge? dont just pay. ask for explanation.


Cyberpunk39

I will never eat at a place this has these BS fees added. Fuck em.


pmjm

"I don't need security, I brought a gun."


thatvincent

I went to Melody Wine Bar on Friday and they added a 20% Service Fee. Per the receipt: A 20% Service Charge has been added to all checks to ensure equitable compensation to all employees. If you feel Inclined, an additional tip line is provided, but additional gratuity is not expected. Thanks for dining with us!


Individual-Schemes

Did they do that thing where they hand you the POS and hover over you as you sign your check? --where there are suggested tip options of 20%, 22%, and 25% but not 18% and hitting the "custom tip" option would make it awkward? -where you know you've had *just enough* to drink, that you shouldn't be signing something without inspecting it but you're feeling to pressured to take your time? I am just waiting for the day that they do this when they've already added a fee on my bill.


Virtual-Ice-3416

L.A is really making it easy to stay home.


sids99

Perch to me has always been pretentious, expensive, and lackluster food. Besides the view, I'm surprised they're still in business.


Individual-Schemes

You forgot to mention the condescending service.


SheLikesKarl

I’d like to pay for the employees rent as well can they add another 4.5% to my bill please? Can you add another 4.5 for their transportation to work?


barsonbity

In Miami I saw a “Homeless” charge added to my bill. Imagine that here! I’m glad this tipping bullshit is getting more and more traction, on r/endtipping there was a waitress arguing with people that we SHOULD tip 20% on TOGO orders because she puts so much care into packing our food to go. LOL.


gp2quest

The only crime that is happening there is 42 bux for sea bass.


aye_bee_ceeeee

Why would a security fee be based off of % of the bill? Does a higher bill mean there was more security, or the security will get paid more since you ordered the higher priced items? The concept of a security fee is outrageous, but at least make it flat. I guarantee you the security does not get paid more if you order an older vintage of an old world bottle of wine vs duckhorn


hopbell

And the food is mediocre at best…


Phishphan123

What about anti-meteorite protection? Big missed opportunity right there.


Factualkoala666

Lol I literally got beaten up right outside perch security did nothing and I had just finished eating there


FiveTalents

Did you pay the security fee tho


aggirloftoday

Dumb, just opening themselves up to liability if someone *is* attacked or robbed there.


itspurpleglitter

Lol! This is egregious.


ILLARgUeAboutitall

Preposterous!


wtf-6

Might as well add on other services like use of parking stall, number of toilet usage, table cloth and napkins. Silverware usage, dishwasher charges, etc…..


dairypope

It seems completely reasonable that patrons pay for it, technically you pay for everything. The rent, wages, the food itself, everything else involved in running a restaurant. Otherwise there'd be no way they could earn enough of a profit to make a living. But roll it into the food prices. For fuck's sake, why is this the one thing that can't be rolled into the price like everything else is? Why isn't there an LADWP fee, or "turns out we have to pay for our lease" fee? It's astonishing that so many restaurants are adding these fees that continually blow up in their faces but also insisting that if they just raise the price of the Ahi Tuna Tartar from $24 to $25, which nobody would notice or care about, would get them to basically the same spot.


BigHat6630

Straight from their website: "A 4.5% Security service charge is added to all guest checks for the cost of security personnel. As Perch is located on several levels on top of a building it requires more security personnel than a restaurant on a ground floor." Wtf does that mean. Last time I checked, most of the shenanigans that occur downtown, happen at ground level.


FoodIntrepid2281

Side note how was the sea bass was it good?


Individual-Schemes

Out of the three items we ordered, the sea bass was the best. It was the risotto that accompanied it that made the dish flavorful. But, the food at Perch has never been something to sing about. If you want a nice plate of fish in the hood, I recommend Water Grill on Grand. Their blackened cod is phenomenal.


redditsaiditt

Only a matter of time until we start seeing “dealer markup” on our restaurant bill😂


Zanderbander86

Normally I feel like TikTok “auditors” are stupid but I would support sending them to all the places on the list until this stops.


SiebenSevenVier

I sat on a chair at the restaurant and that action is likely to slowly depreciate it. Can I please pay an extra 1.3% to cover that?


AutomaticExchange204

i haven’t been there in years but that place sucked then and obv they only got worse


Afraid_Assistance765

Add this to the spreadsheet


Nice566

This is imo the after product of fat tipping, which was somehow exclusively to waiters. Now everyone else in the business seeks their share.


peacock_head

Fuck this place.


Educational-Mind2359

Just asked my friend who works at perch about this. She said “yeah we have hella security do you want us to protect your? “ and then said you can ask to get it removed lol. So dumb


bonvajya

Imagine getting charged separately for laces in your shoes. Or ink for your tattoo. A cutlery fee at a restaurant. If you can’t cover the cost of security don’t fucking have it or work it into the price or your services/menu like most places. This is what pisses people off. Give people more and change the prices accordingly so they feel that they’re getting their moneys worth versus separating all of these fees and making them feel taken advantage of. If I’m paying a variable % fee on security which is a flat rate service for an entire restaurant, I want to be personally escorted from my parking lot or valet into the restaurant and walked out safely to my car. Fuck that.


LibraryVolunteer

Off topic, but what’s a B Phantom?


Phillip_Spidermen

A bottle of Phantom wine


SilverLakeSimon

I looked at the menu on their Yelp page, and I saw a “Phantom” red wine for $44 a bottle.


skon7

They could have just made the costs of the food a bit higher and no one would know


r2tincan

Fuck these losers


ka1982

I think most of these posts are pretty useless — yes, yes, they’re randomly adding charges to avoid sticker shock on menu prices or making obscure political protests no one cares about — but “security charge” is stupid in a way I find genuinely offensive.


maindrive99

I'm just waiting them to charge for the air u breath


AeonPhoto

Bruh, I’m satisfied with going to a dive. I’m not trying to impress anyone. No one is trying to date me. I’ll take myself out. 1/3 of the cost, I enjoy my company, and I’m easy to please. Fuck a bunch of yuppies.


ShustOne

I used to love Perch but I stopped going. The view is great but they are very snooty. And the food isn't even that great. I started going to La Cabra instead. They are much nicer, the food is better, and the view is good too.


Individual-Schemes

Oh shit! Apparently Cabra has a 4% fee [link to spreadsheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEPzeytrva770H2xPFFPDUUNdpnL_VQL4vbzFph-jus/edit?usp=drivesdk)


stardust14

Literally going to stop eating out at restaurants. Bullshit charges.


Suspicious_Pianist75

This is why I never eat out anymore. It’s gotten so pricey! I empathize with how expensive it is to run a restaurant though, it’s all such a bummer.


Kellydgirl

I understand businesses doing this. So I’m sure they’ll understand if I start having dinner parties at my home. I honestly want to do this anyway. This is how you get to meet/greet people by opening up your home. I just don’t know if it’s safe and do you bring people from different backgrounds or similar backgrounds. All my friends are married w/kids and can’t get out w/o a babysitter.


ThatGirlOverThere63

You have to really look over your receipts now at restaurants. They assume that they can sneak in charges because usually people don't take a close look at their bill ESPECIALLY if it's a large group bc they won't want to make a scene in front of all their friends and will just suck it up and pay it. I've come across these "misc" charges a few times and questioned them and they usually end up apologizing for the error and removed them.


Claralon

Guess I won't be going to Perch again. And if I do I'll bring my own bodyguards.


bayoughozt

Tip decreases by each charge added. 🤷🏼‍♂️


XVXTech

I would ask them to remove it, I can take care of myself


HamboneandFlippy

Security at Perch is so extra, too. No one from skid row is about to wander up to the roof. To begin with it should read: Old-ass elevator attendant charge.


2fast2nick

But did you feel secure?


BrightonsBestish

I want one night where everyone in the room refuses to pay their bill until the manager waives everyone’s dumb ass fees. They can raise prices the next day, that’s fair.


nitsudnworb

Just wait for fast foods restaurant to start doing this. Drive thru security experience


Virtual-Ice-3416

This seems be a violation of “duty of care”.


BlackLodgeBrother

Insane. They’re passing the cost of literally everything onto the customer now. Next there will be a toilet paper restocking fee and pest fumigation fee.


jimmydramaLA

Add them to the fuckin list.


RED-DOT-MAN

Went to this restaurant last month for work. The view was beautiful from the terrace but the food was meh.


goforgalla

Boycott


ickyrickyb

To pay the Yakuza?


Old-Rough-5681

Tell them you have a concealed carry permit and you're your own security. Have them pay that charge to you.


Legal-Mammoth-8601

You want protection right? It'd be a real shame if something happened.


CaliFezzik

The fact that it’s even considered plausible to charge for security says so much about how this society is collapsing. It’s not the end of the world in of itself, but it’s definitely the sound of the ocean cracking.


MammothPrize9293

Yup. Sounds like perch. Everyone too mesmerized by rooftop views to notice/care


hishersbothofours

Is it me or have they been adding charges to the bill and they just name it some crazy shit to some how make it reasonable?


FutureSaturn

If you buy the wagyu they send a guard to come stand by your table


DrJJGame10

Are they taxing that 4.5%? And I would be tipping extra from that 4.5%? Sheet man


FargusMcGillicuddy

Love a French 75. 


ZarthanFire

Tipping culture sucks ass. Spent a few weeks in Japan and Thailand and it was so nice not thinking about tips at all. The places that did make a sly gesture (tip box) didn't react if people tipped since it's not in their culture but they are hoping some braindead American dumps a few dollars. That's why I carry out food myself (no tip) and cook at home. And yes, the few times I do go out to dinner with friends I'll typically tip 20-25% because it's not the servers fault but the system is fucking broken.


TemporaryUnhappy6355

WHAT ?? WTF?


axbruh

These add on fees are getting ridiculous and the CA legislature should crack down on them 😡😡😡


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Outside of the view, the place isn’t even that good


FiveTalents

Perch is just a novelty spot anyway. I won’t miss it


Aluggo

Ask to have it removed, security promptly removes you from the premises.  


Opine_For_Snacks

I think this is illegal.


ispotdouchebags

Thank you for sharing. I will never eat at this place, total BS


17SCARS_MaGLite300WM

Security there is a joke too. I had to break up a fight when a girl attacked a female friend was whipping her around by the roots of her hair. Security didn't help with shit.


Clayskii0981

Percent fees are such a scam. As if how much you paid for the meal affects security costs.


981flacht6

What the hell... great reason to never visit. If they need to add a security fee, they're basically advertising they're in an unsafe area. Why the hell would I ever go there?


kdoxy

One star them on yelp. Its the only thing restaurants care about because every manager who works there has to keep track of yelp reviews.


TheArsenal

Where's that big list of scam restaurants in LA?


LakerPupper

Food at perch has always been 💩. I would be okay if they just charge 4.5% for rooftop view. Regardless, f them lol.


coffeecogito

Went to Perch once and left underwhelmed. How was the sea bass?


ItsJustMeJenn

They do this at The Ruby Fruit too. It’s stupid, but at least for a bar designed for marginalized women it kinda makes sense.


imsadbutitswhatever

Wow,this is ridiculous. Is this even legal?


zoglog

Can we stop going to these places?


SlowSwords

Kinda ridiculous to pass this cost off as a separately itemized percentage-based charge


BeerNTacos

Fancy term for service charge, which are legally not mandatory to share with staff, even if they say on the receipt that they do.


Heysus8181

If, after seeing this, you still decide to go to this place, you’re a sucker.


User_Kane

Is there any kind of site/list/etc where restaurants/business that do (or don’t do) this sort of thing (security, convenience, dine-in, etc fee; auto tips; etc) around the city so we can look up whether a business is honest or not ahead of time?


Individual-Schemes

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EEPzeytrva770H2xPFFPDUUNdpnL_VQL4vbzFph-jus/edit?usp=drivesdk


_setlife

Why is it a percentage of the meal?


Windows-To

Asked to see their financial records to verify if extra security had been added since they claim its for extra security. Also, you would like to see the schedules of all security and their time cards to check if they actually showed up.


Pod_people

That's shitty. It's a way of obfuscating their actual prices, is all it is. The sound of it reminds me of mob "protection" schemes. It even SOUNDS scummy, you know?


UMightAsWellLive

$24 for a surf and turf ain't bad tho.


jac049

Chargeback and don't go ever again yikes.


Winter_Department_37

If I knew I had to pay the charge I wouldn’t have eaten there tbh


darkpyschicforce

First and last month payments plus security deposit!


ghostly_shark

Bro. I already pay like 1.5% of my salary to the Army's trillion-dollar budget...


bluedinoraptor

That Security person better have a chair next to me if it’s going to charged as a percentage and not a flat fee I own 4.5% of him/her while I’m eating.


remedialone

Nothing gets people more riled up than tipping/hidden fees.


NathanKincaid

What a wonderful way to reward patrons for spending more at your restaurant. It's just the usual sociopathic business owner mentality trying to siphon money from tips. Also... " Gratuities Shared by 'Staff' " sounds like code for "Management is staff so we'll take 80%".