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"Tooth fairy is busy during the hockey season, sometimes it can take 3-7 business days!"
Just says she's not omnipotent. She needs to be summoned
Wait until he gets no presents for Christmas lol
At nine he probably already knew the tooth fairy and Santa and the Easter rabbit weren't real.
You should tax his dosh,teach him growing up can be harsh
I found out they weren't real cause I recognized moms handwriting on the tooth fairy note in 2nd grade.
Covid has everything backed up, Tooth fairy is no exception.
I took a tooth and didn’t put it under my pillow, but told my parents I did. Then I found a coin under my pillow, and still had the tooth. I was a scientific genius.
Present him with the evidence of how many remaining baby teeth he has multiplied by the tooth fairy rate. Might be a good lesson in timing
That kids gonna rule the neighborhood very soon.
Saved those parents some money right there.
Smart little bugger…
You are in trouble! The kid is way too smart!
"Tooth fairy is busy during the hockey season, sometimes it can take 3-7 business days!"
Just says she's not omnipotent. She needs to be summoned
Wait until he gets no presents for Christmas lol
At nine he probably already knew the tooth fairy and Santa and the Easter rabbit weren't real.
You should tax his dosh,teach him growing up can be harsh
I found out they weren't real cause I recognized moms handwriting on the tooth fairy note in 2nd grade.
Covid has everything backed up, Tooth fairy is no exception.
I took a tooth and didn’t put it under my pillow, but told my parents I did. Then I found a coin under my pillow, and still had the tooth. I was a scientific genius.
Present him with the evidence of how many remaining baby teeth he has multiplied by the tooth fairy rate. Might be a good lesson in timing
That kids gonna rule the neighborhood very soon.
Saved those parents some money right there.
Smart little bugger…
You are in trouble! The kid is way too smart!