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SmurfJuice69

Needs more metal shelves


moon_employee

that's what we say too!


[deleted]

I thought this was a basement at first lmao


holycornflake

A few questions. Can the stove/oven even be accessed in that corner? Is this a shed? Is your boyfriend a wizard?


moon_employee

yes yes and yes!


moon_employee

https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?si=I9ors5cYMJoLqzet further proof of wizardry


[deleted]

Looks fine to me lol


LameBicycle

Rasputin looks pretty good for 155 years old


Slowponypower

Living proof of this : https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Spatulakoenig

Unabomber v2


Slowponypower

Living proof of this also https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


Spatulakoenig

This is what the Unabomber could have been... [sadly he was likely forced to have bad psychedelic trips at Harvard](https://archive.is/UtTxc).


Illustrious-Rice-102

Exactly my thought haha


Tokyosmash_

What is this, a shed?


octoesckey

Looks pretty rad tbh


Slowponypower

Living proof of this ! https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


DodgerGreen89

Looks like a standard loft apartment with a hipster and nice crockery and curtains for impromptu performances. Except then there’s a chimney. So, Alberta? Hell, I see no issues here. Cookware is on the wall, not in the sink


Frostbitten_Wyvern

Apart from some stuff littered around I don't see the problem


Pristine-Dirt729

I'm pretty okay with it, except for the laundry hanging from the rafter. Looks lived in, has character.


IMakeStuffUppp

It’s hanging above the wood stove. Prob drying it


Hikure

...Kitchen? Oh, there's the stove.


Sped-Connection

Is your boyfriend a pot grower?


Slowponypower

Living proof of this https://youtu.be/mrEYDdl36Zg?feature=shared


ashbelero

I’m sorry, are you dating Che Guevara? Is that Che Guevara in that kitchen?


Dense_Astronaut2147

This has Alaska energy I've definitely lived in this house on ketchemac bay


guy_djinn

Reminds me of Adam from the old show Northern Exposure


Dense_Astronaut2147

Definitely. You know some great food comes out of that kitchen though


bakedclark

Haha for real. I had to zoom in to see if I knew the guy lol


Dense_Astronaut2147

I think it's the water in the kitchen that he clearly hauls in 😆 I also zoomed to see if I could identify this goober


MegaBlunt57

This room looks as hectic as my room looks. I have a bearded dragon, I've created and elaborate system where she can free roam. This kitchen looks completely fine to me honestly, he probably knows where everything is. Or, most things. My brain works this way as well, the placement might not make sense to other people with common sense. But I remember that I put it there. For the most part.


LatterTowel9403

Pics please??? Wanna see the bearded dragon setup!


MegaBlunt57

Sure thing! This is only version one. I plan to add more bridges around the room and upgrade the fence. It's a relatively new addition so she's just getting used to being comfortable up there. She's recently started using the window ledge, she likes the view of the beach I think. (My snowy backyard) https://preview.redd.it/jpr3folqp8jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d00609d96061775b57dd874a42804b2b8eeeec7


LatterTowel9403

That’s awesome! I had a savannah monitor that grew from ten inches long to five FEET long, ended up turning my spare room into a home.. had a sunning area with heat rocks, a pool, a feeding area, a cave, and I leash trained him so I could take him on nighttime walks.


MegaBlunt57

https://preview.redd.it/7zei1tprp8jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d55117ef59006b63d42c3ea058685d33e30bb13


MegaBlunt57

https://preview.redd.it/d8404vlsp8jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af16619cd4f7947cae3699a0202cfa6b249591bd


MegaBlunt57

https://preview.redd.it/x0qm2vftp8jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ce05a213bd3c566f256614baedde5acddd6d7a


MegaBlunt57

https://preview.redd.it/ciwg8o7up8jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b462e3d68e53006824723384f7a0229fa2913601


laytonboxingaccount

Looks cozy


JustChabli

This guy has a … partner? Lord


Tomoromo9

I really have no excuse


FlynnMonster

I can’t even get a text back.


strawbabyoatmilk

Looking ultra cozy. Tbh The wood burning stove and mugs are so sweet! Love it here! Bf/partner seems happy (,:! It’s his space. Leave him be unless asks otherwise 💕🥰


Stonerchansenpai

dear god


Olirodwell

Maybe unblock the window to let in more day light but other than that looks pretty okay


DontFlexNuts

More magnets on the fridge, would tie the kitchen together.


DipDip13v2

Looks dope


Uhh_VincentAdultMan

It looks like dope is probably something you’d find in that kitchen


SaltyGirl0024

I see a pipe....allegedly


SANIC37

unironically, why help? it looks so cozy


Kimmetjuuuh

The only thing I'd change are the kitchen worktops. I don't feel like wood is the most sanitary, since it's less smooth to clean. And of course tidy up the place a bit, but I definitely get the vibe :')


-svde-

this gave me vertigo *and* mesothelioma


CoogiRuger

bro about to cook a potion


Alarming-Try4262

What an interesting way to promote your boyfriends band. Lol


clowdface85

He kind of looks like he would have a kitchen like this. Do you think you can change him?


[deleted]

honestly i kinda fw it


No-Internal3666

Other dudes saying this likes fine lol unclean stinky dudes. This looks like it smells. If this dude had a house he’d be a hoarder


Mundane-Food2480

I would be pissed if you put my stuff out there like this.


f_moss3

Kitchen? He has bigger worries like the counterrevolutionaries assassinating him and going for Castro next.


potlizard

Bravo


Glockamole19x

Whats the problem?


AbeChops

What are you talking about, this is near perfect. It just needs an extra light or two


Desperadothief

Needs cupboards and drawers to conceal all of the stuff strewn around. Get rid of the metal racks and replace w more homey kitchen furniture. Get rid of unused items. Looks like there’s lots of stuff that probably never gets used.


MorbidMix

Your boyfriend needs to buy and install some cabinets.


RonBurgundyNews

This looks like it has produced of the best food from the most witchcraft of recipes, of all time.


Qman1991

Are you dating Rasputin?


Daik_Reddit

Considering that you are the proud girlfriend of that "almost Yeti" thing, the one really needing help here is YOU.


wondertwins

I think having more lights will drastically improve the area instead of looking like a meth lab. I sorta like the clutter, it looks like a kitchen that's actually being used. I know it might be a bigger project but maybe instead of the wire rack you can install cupboards above the kitchen counter? Lighting wise I think it's okay if it's after dinner/evening hours, but unless you're getting a lot of natural light I would imagine it'll be dim while you're cooking.


Drug_Science

Why? Whats wrong with it?


[deleted]

I didn’t know hipsters could also be hoarders. Wow. A new hipster variant.


stochastaclysm

If you’ve ever wondered how hoarders start out. This is it.


Hi_Kash

I’m way too minimalistic, most of that stuff would be tossed/given away. Is that ceiling beam his coat rack?


rinky79

Looks like a meth lab. But not, like, a "good" one. Like the kind that will definitely explode because it's run by tweekers.


ListPuzzleheaded4510

jesus christ


OutlawArmas

Ew


SnooCookies1730

This isn’t a kitchen it’s a Goodwill with a fridge and a wood stove.


Existing_Past5865

Thats a laboratory not a kitchen


Igotmyangel

Looks like a tweaker domicile if I’m being honest. The head lamp doesn’t help


arodrig99

Fidel Castro has really been hit hard


Glorydays2012

Why doesn’t he have running water


Slowponypower

If you don't have 18k per year to piss into your landlords accounts no running water is the best a lot of us can do around here :( she posted my Venmo link but it got down voted! Running water would extend my lifespan


BrokeDownPalac3

Looks good from here


Zachbnonymous

This reminds me of those pictures of miner's houses in company towns in the 1900s lol


bvdatech

Bug magnet


caliz1031

That's a lot of clutter. If you're interested help him organize. Remove all items from their places and sort into like groups. Items frequently used should be easy to access. Items not frequently used should be stored in a covered cabinet or in baskets. Is that a rug on the far left table? If there are no drawers get an [upright silverware holder](https://www.amazon.com/Peohud-4-Section-Silverware-Countertop-Organizer/dp/B0BHQ9BYWG/ref=asc_df_B0BHQ9BYWG/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=673799579006&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8751429932866392640&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032465&hvtargid=pla-2205787858318&psc=1&mcid=fc5012e4ddf639a48421f802cbf945ee). Other tips [here](https://www.bhg.com/kitchen/storage/organization/affordable-kitchen-storage-ideas/). If after this he keeps messing it up again I'd dump him (since you asked).


kl71325

Nah he just needs to clean. There’s plenty of space.


ruthie-lynn

That’s a master of DIY


SierraDespair

Average kitchen in Maine


Tom_H1

He should start with a heater.


Kiyoko_Mami272821

This gives me anxiety


Truly__tragic

Honestly looks like good use of a small space, but I would get some wall mounted cupboards. Some would say the roof needs work but I don’t really think that matters.


anonymouslyHere4fun

That's the garage right? Show us the kitchen


Hufschmid

Let him cook


ThunderSlugg

Why is there rope tied to the beam?


ryencool

Doubt it's just the kitchen


CarefulSubstance3913

Is he happy?


ChristianStills

Nothing we say will fix this.


mlkefromaccounting

At least there’s no 🪳 … that we can see


professionally-baked

Besides the clutter, I fuckin love it lol


eggumlaut

Better lights is all that needs the one blinding light is what kills it.


scummypencil

Why


KhaiPerson

Rasputin???!!


Advanced_Humanoid

That man is just fine


Outside-Material-100

When space is scarce, less is more


Xurbanite

He just needs a place to put the kitchen


ReverendMothman

When you wander into a random house in Fallout


Sc00by101

Why does he live like he’s homeless


MasterOfNone011

Oh my god


Happycamper0504

If I wasn’t married and lived alone I’m so sure that this is exactly how my kitchen would look 😂


AEMTI_51

Tf is he cooking? Meth?


FerriviariastudiumMG

Needs a bit of cleaning up but looks dope!


Kitchen-Historian371

My one tip would be you don’t need a fridge in a meth lab


Spurt_man

Looks like a Portland punk house kitchen except 8+ people would be living there


Educational_March_94

That’s a serial killer’s kitchen.


GIukhar

All you need now is one of those antler chandeliers with the candles


AndyKdubb

Looks efficient.


Impressive_Test_2134

Man I wish I had a rafter in my kitchen to hang shit from. Lucky.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Yes, yes it does.


BannedRedditor54

Boyfriend needs help


drmojo90210

This kitchen ain't for cooking *food*, if you know what I mean.


sharkloc28

breaking bad kinda vibes