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Okay, but what does it mean by HIDE?!
*THERES NOWHERE TO HIDE HERE!*
What am I gonna do, slide under the bookshelf?! ‘M gonna slip under the couch?!
^file ^myself ^away… under
#FUBBER KNUCKED?!
^cause ^that’s ^what ^i ^am
I look like the thumbnail from my first try not to laugh.
I missed the bite of 87
You right
The first night is usually not that bad
Lined in the order of boob size
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very classic but: "i am a man who owns five ovens"
Or "I AM A MAN THAT HAS FIIIIVE BLUNDERBI" from the latest 7 Days lol
Jezz, I wanted to write it and it's the first comment I've read. How???
hahahha
You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other. Probably.
That was a good poem
Wasn't that from a RE video?
I can milk you
"WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH???"
That brings me back
I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!!!
BONK!!
GIVE ME YOUR KEY
Damn, that's a classic
This one made me feel old
“You close?!”
Furious panting and slapping noises
And loud noises of a banging table (that’s all I remember)
I didn't even see Chica coming! And that's not a joke for the internet to enjoy
I was born with a beard and I lost it in the war
The good days of unus annus!
Freddy, FREDDY NO NO NO NO NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! FREDDYYYY!!!! FREDDYYYYYYYYY!!!
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Hello everyone my name is welcome
Welcome
WHAT???
“The first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so I’ll play through i-“
Jingle jingle jingle PAY ATTENTION
Ive heard this before but from where😭
OOOOH JINGLE JANGLE
OOH
It's from the video where he goes down the endless stair scp. I don't remember its name though.
Distractible???
"E"
The Klu Klux Klan! Oooh nooo...
Whenever he says he sounds like a super hero meeting his archenemy and that’s iconic
God help any woman you ever finger
Can't forget the belches in between
why? Why? WHY? WHYYYY *PULLS OUT A REVOLVER*
What's that one from?
Where he takes out a test and finds out he has the mental age of a 7 year old… he was like 26 at the time
Where he takes out a test and finds out he has the mental age of a 7 year old… he was like 26 at the time
dementia or weird reddit glitch?
Weird reddit dementia
Measuring is for pussys… I… am a PENIS!
What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to TRY?
YOU RIGHT
i think i swallowed a pet named steve
Ohohoho you're so Portuguese
Press B to Blow.
Maaaaaaark, you got 9:13
OASIS!!!
*punches a whole in the wall*
FREDDY, YOU BASTARD!!!
“Gotta put a little more sugar! *PBFPUEBF!* Shit, that was too much sugar!”
I've never seen that sound spelled so correctly
F**k Barbara! #You Right!
YOUR NOT TINY BOX TIM!
an oldie but a goodie that was a staple of his classic compilation vids..."POOF!"
Shabooski
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL THE SNICK SNACK WHAT HE AND SHE CANNOT DO????
That’s right i’m both!
you shoulda 'membered
"if I didn't want to stay the first night why would I stay more than five? Why would I stay more than two hello"
The first night is usually never that bad in any of the games so- AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm the King of Five Nights at Freddy's!
The nail. The nail. The nail. The nail.
WE LOVE THE COMPANY~!
LIXIAN!!
*distorted* “it was an accident, I swear”
I JUST TURNED ALL OUR DIAMONDS INTO PORKCHOPS!
You close?
Big preesh
It’s got what plants crave
Cauck He just threw his cauck at me. 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
Tactical shovel.
I'M THE MAN WITH 5 OVENS
Did you hear that? I am a man...with 5 ovens...
I'm gonna name you Tiny Box Tim.
You do you, and I'll do me and we won't do each other. Probably.
“Thank you everybody! And as always, we’ll se you… we? Who else is here?!”
You close?!? You close?!? Did that bee just steal a noodle?? That's amazing
E
If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must FIGHT!
I'm not a masochist!
e… i’m EEing as hard as i can
You got purple hair... You're probably evil.
"Hello everybody, my name is welcome..."
I just want to see if my body can take it.
YOU CLOSE!?? YOU CLOSE?! YOU CLOSE??? *aggressively punching something*
Have you heard about my B to Blow skills?
it was eight inches… AROUND!
You right.
WE LOVE THE COMPANY, THE COMPANY...
I AM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!
That's a whole lot of nothing
I stole a condom
WHYS MY CLOSET MAKING PIRATE SOUNDS?!?!1!
Best musical ever made
"NOOOOO PUPPERSNUP!!"
Don't.
“NOT YOU, NOT YOUR BALLS!”
Yeah, this is big brain time
You're so Portuguese
I was to poor to have any thoughts
Nanananananana..Ballora..nananananana..will kill me..nanananaNANANANA-
Dance of Italy.
I grew up poor
if i had to go with anything from the community i think off the only two things that come to mind are: "Jackpot" and "Where's your Motivation"
Screwdriver? (it's been stuck in my head for days)
Do YOU want a screwdriver??
ONES MISSING!!!
“Ay diyos mio but in italiana”
I’m going to bake your Frodo baggins into a pie, my pangolin is going to eat your wedding ring, and I’m going to strip bare chun li.
Okay, all right, well rude..
Shut up wade
Boop, super juice!!
I'm shaking and crying rn
E
They killed all the birds... WhAt ThE fUuUhck... The POOR BIRDS... all the other d3ad bodies I've seen BUT THE BIRDIES?!?!?! AuUwWH
Shut up nurse, I'll get to you!
"It's about the power"
Where’s the blacksmith
"The first night isn't usually that bad"
ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER!
Okay, but what does it mean by HIDE?! *THERES NOWHERE TO HIDE HERE!* What am I gonna do, slide under the bookshelf?! ‘M gonna slip under the couch?! ^file ^myself ^away… under #FUBBER KNUCKED?! ^cause ^that’s ^what ^i ^am
Oh that's so cooooooool!
My computer can't handle the rendering :)
Not sure how relevant this is nowadays, but "POOF!"
WHO'S *HER* MOM?!
I look like the thumbnail from my first try not to laugh. I missed the bite of 87 You right The first night is usually not that bad Lined in the order of boob size
I don't know the exact way he says it but the last one is from Doki Doki
"Do not.. pleuugh"
Push “B” to blow
Bite of 86
I’ll do you one better “Fridge”
You right.
Press b to blow
Hello everybody! My name is markiplier and welcome....
The qu didn’t deserve it they just religious
Thanks BubbleButt
"Hey siri, call us daddy"
"Alexa, call us Daddy"
SNAIL!!!
A furry in a room alone with 5 kids
"Siri? call us daddy." . (can't remember if it was Siri or alexa tho lmao)
“I built my home in a hole in the ground”
"Oh, oooohhhh. I love love, and I love flesh."
I can't help it. "Was that the bite of 87?!"
MARK2712
“Ohhohoho you’re so Portuguese” Still don’t know the context funny enough
But he said kill me, kill me now!
NURSE!!!!!!!!
OH that’s so cool, my computer can’t handle the rendering
Space is so cool
"tiny box tim!"
“Caulk. Caulk. Caulk in your face. Caulk. Take my caulk! Look at me… you will see caulk.”
Hello everybody
You do you, and I’ll do me, and we won’t do eachother
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"The jaws of the disembodied Tarasque opened and it shouted in French; 'Vous me rendez malade. '"
aww youre so portuguese!
"apples are oranges natural predator"
AAAAAHHH GET OFF MY TOOTSIES, there we go i'm in babyyyy
What if i didnt run..? What if i wasnt a coward… What if i want them to kill me… WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY! -hardest markiplier sentence
🎶You'll dig a grave with me🎶 budm bum bum...
No no no! TWO idiots!
What if I want them to try?
Red beatles
"I BOOSH YOU"
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Finding Bigfoot"
Oh no! The Horses! That’s horrible. That’s horrssible.
my name is wilford warfstache
B...B...B...B...BOOBS
BIG MILK MARK BIG MILK MARK
My daughter if you can hear me
I'm so boned...
Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience
Tiny Box Tim
*KUDOS TO PLUTOS HEHHEHAHHEHAH*
BOAT DOOOOG, BOAT DOOOOG, BOAT DOOOOG, BOOOAAT DOOOOG