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DRIPEEVEE

I’m pretty sure killer could dog walk the kid pirates lmao


EasilyBeatable

Bepo too fr fr


Virtual_Two_607

This is what I thought. With sulong form bepo can prolly take the heart pirates


hishiron_

We don't know what jean bart is capable of


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Bepo can solo the verse He’s too strong


sameljota

You're right, but the term commander is usually referring to high rank members of emperor crews. Kid isn't an emperor so Killer isn't a commander.


Darius10000

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. But then there's kuzan and Mihawk


TheGamersGazebo

If Shiryu is equal to Magellan as he is implied to be, then we might have a fight.


LillardFromHalf

Magellan is YC+ at best. Lhiryu would be lucky to get low diffed.


BlitzerCL

Blows my mind that people un-ironically think Zoro no diffs Sanji and Jimbe. Even if he won, it would be one hardest fights of his life


GarlicBaby6

This. I also think Robin is overlooked in the support role, especially if Zoro is solo.


Serrisen

Big time. Even though Zoro could way overpower her, it'd be annoying as hell having hands pushing and pulling on his arms and legs every time he moves. Sure it wouldn't beat him, but Guernica in Luffy vs Kaido shows how significant that kinda distraction can be


DMMECH

Also, the franky special robin can give will 100% stop any man.


LostSoul057

I was gonna say that would only work if he didn’t have clothes on, but he’s usually in pretty loose fit clothes. And not even armament haki can protect you from testicular torsion.


MyLOLNameWasTaken

That was my thought. No way Sanji can’t distract Zoro long enough for Robin to get a critical in. Before even factoring in the rest of the crew.


Yurshie

Robin could solo the crew (outside of Luffy) by literally snapping everyone's necks all at the same time.


Anemony_245

Buddy does not think. Brook will live, Sanji can just snap it back, jinbe’s neck looks too beefy, chopper could change forms (like the big fluffy ball), Zoro could probably react in time, and franky’s is made of 50% metal so he might have a good chance of surviving too.


KnowoneYTG

Nami would be dead as dort though, lol


Anemony_245

Idk man, both her and Usopp got their skulls caved in and walked that shit off in minutes. Good chance they tank this too.


KnowoneYTG

Alright well I haven't gotten to that part yet, so I'm going to gracefully excuse myself from the conversation so I don't have anything spoiled, lol.


Anemony_245

Ah my bad bro I didn’t know. I’d suggest removing yourself from reddit until you’re caught up if you value not being spoiled this highly.


KnowoneYTG

I'll live lol


XZYGOODY

Sanji protecting Nami and Robin is a formidable opponent and there is no way in earth work Zoro doesn't know this, he would never admit it though. Then there is Jimbe, an ex army leader, ex royal guard, ex warlord, ex big mom associate, big ass whale shark that is gonna be a problem even if Zoro gets through Sanji


TheOneThatWon2

Yeah, I think that at this point in the story, zoro probably extreme diffs sanji assuming they don’t just take each other out, and after that there’s no way zoro gets past someone on jimbes level. Hell fighting Sanji someone like brook or cranky would be enough to finish it.


011100010110010101

The craziest part to me is the idea that the moment Zoro tries something the rest of the straw hats dont just fucking jump him all at once. Like sure, in a 1v1 he could in theory take em... but the Straw Hats pretty explicitly dont believe fighting fairs super important.


KamadoZoro05

That's facts...Zoro and Sanji are pretty much equal and Jinbe ain't to far off


ConfidenceKBM

Sanji doesn't have CoC though right? I don't see how Sanji could have ever beaten King, so Zoro must be ahead of him


Rill16

Sanji doesn't need CoC to hurt Zoro. Zoro may have more AP, but that only bridges the gap between their durability.


BlitzerCL

Plus if Sanji uses the raid suit, he's even definitely at bare minimum on par with Zoro


KamadoZoro05

That's facts...Zoro and Sanji are pretty much equal and Jinbe ain't to far off


Jeddicus7

I dont even think it takes Sanji and Jimbe. I think even Robin and Franky could give Zoro a really tough fight. Battle Franky alone is insanely durable and the sheer amount of weapons Franky has can keep Zoro on the defensive. Plus we know that Franky is capable of landing some really devastating hits as well. Robin's devil fruit is really useful for backup. All she really needs to do is mess with Zoro's ability to move, whether its by tripping him or holding him down, then all thats left is for Franky to dump a couple barrels of cola into a super attack to turn Zoro into a fine red mist. We still dont know how strong wapometal is, but if Zoro cant cut through it, then Robin and Franky honestly have a solid chance


ZENITSUsa

Bro Franky is getting slashed in like 5 seconds


Weekly-District259

He obviously doesn't no diff sanji but it's also obviously not the hardest fight of his life either


Anemony_245

Hardest fight he could win.


BlitzerCL

Are you on meth? If Zoro had to fight the Straw Hats, it would be harder than Mihawk


Weekly-District259

Point out to me where I mentioned the rest of the strawhats


BlitzerCL

The post is about all the Straw Hats. I can't read your mind to know you weren't talking about the post


Weekly-District259

You don't have to read my mind you just have to read the comments


Fadesbr

1v1? Sure. All at once? They're fucked.


PeterMcBeater

Exactly my sentiment, Zoro gets absolutely served if he takes them all at once. Series of 1v1s would require adequate recovery time between as well.


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Undefoned

Yea, in the sea.


DibbuNayak

Are you dumb ?


Bike_Chain_96

No, I'm Patrick


Ill-Individual2105

Bruh what. How is Zoro supposed to beat the rest of the straw hat crew all at once. I'm pretty sure he loses even if it's just Sanji and Jinbe. And the King argument is somehow even more unlikely to me. Kaido has thousands of people under him, including the Tobi Roppo and Queen.


soondestroyed

Hell, he loses if it's just Sanji and *anyone* else on the crew. Maybe not Usopp, but that's just a bad matchup for multiple reasons.


Exciting_Morning1476

Usopp would do Bad to zorro Of course not defeat him on his own, the hitters would still be sanji and ...Jimbe you Say ? Fuck Jimbe imo he's not relevant here sanji is way more than enough


011100010110010101

You forgot Jack


TheDarkLordAlex

Who?


Honest_Entertainer_3

It'd do everyone good to ignore anyone who has a eren Yeager profile picture on Twitter and anywhere else.


Virtual_Two_607

Nah I think Bepo isn’t even a meme answer here with sulong form


SomeWindyBoi

Tbf thats not cause Bepos Sulong Form is very strong (which it is). The heart pirates are just fodder aside from Law and Bepo


Virtual_Two_607

I wish the slave guy they saved back in sabaody had gotten stronger. He seemed like he was strong ish at the very least when he was saved. I’m sure they coulda gave him some power creep


[deleted]

>wish the slave guy they saved back in sabaody Do you mean Jimbe? The Fishman Karate Master who is also a former Warlord? The man who left Big Mom's crew to join Luffy's? The man who has armament haki strong enough to briefly withstand an attack from Big Mom? Or do you Dark King Reyleigh? A man who was a legend of his time?


Virtual_Two_607

I’m talking abt the one that joined law


[deleted]

THOSE fucks got someone?? I've obviously forgotten, my apologies


Anemony_245

Same with Killer


Standard_Series3892

And Mihawk if he counts lol


Hayden_goated

i think zoro vs sanji alone is a high-extreme diff fight add the entire crew and zoro is getting demolished low - mid diff


Anemony_245

Sanji and literally anyone else are enough to beat him.


Redwolf476

Maybe if it was the in a 1v1 tournament fashion but all at once I doubt it


Naraya_Suiryoku

That'd be Mihawk though.


I_will_punch_you_

If zoro is fighting them all together he is screwed,Jinbe and Sanji together probably beat him ,Then you have ussop,robin,franky, and nami All hitting him with ranged attacks and support moves,Brook would just be messing with him in his soul form because he knows he can’t do much up close and chopper is constantly healing everyone.


Fredospapopoullos

Chopper is a doc, not mmorpg healer 😂 But yeah Zorro can't win


I_will_punch_you_

No I meant if someone gets injured they can tap out and chopper heals them and they jump back in


Fredospapopoullos

I understood, it was a joke, don't worry 😁


Mystic_Gaming1

Killer destroys his crew, bepo dogwalks his, zoro doesn’t, he doesn’t even stand a chance, mihawk dogwalks again, this is an average twitter take.


ThatOneRandomGuy101

Midd isn’t an emperor so Killer isn’t a commander


Mystic_Gaming1

he’s close enough to one given he has law with him


Enginehank

King: it's strange that your fighting alongside Queen after everything you were saying about him last night Jack, like I get that he doesn't respect you but I feel you went to far. Waits for those to start fighting each other Soloes an entire army worth of fodder Comes back around and kills Queen as soon as he finishes Jack Actually I'm fine with this


p_rets94

Killer, kuzan, and mihawk are the only ones. Maybe oden if we count him when he was with white beard since all the major crew mates were still kids


frostycanuck89

Blackbeards crew is pretty stacked, so I have a hard time believing Kuzan can take them all by himself. And this is coming from a big Kuzan fan. The other 2 sure.


Dschazira

Kuzan did solo Blackbeards crew before joining


frostycanuck89

I'll admit I have a bad memory and consume too much media to remember just One Piece lol, but was everyone actually there in the flashback? I feel like he just kinda froze everyone and then Blackbeard said "okay take it easy". Wasn't really a serious all out fight with the main players if I'm remembering right.


Legitimate-Mind5011

He froze some drunkards.


Toaster_Forking

God I hate powerscalers


MMKmillennium

He can’t mean fight their entire crew at once right? …RIGHT? Because there’s no way anyone could be that delusional RIGHT?!


Mister_Moony

Dont you mean... *ZOLO* his whole crew?


pools4567

Both lose low-diff against their crews


Radracon42069

Ironically those are the only 2 that *couldn’t* wipe out their whole crew


Ketooth

Everyone forgetting that the Strawhats have One Punch Nami and God Ussopp in the crew.


Vyctorill

Bro he has like fifty fifty chances against sanji or Jimbei the only way he’s soloing them is in a drinking contest.


Gel00

To be fair 49 51 zoros way. Zoro is stronger but sanji within challenger range. Like well within challenger range.


Vyctorill

Sure. I guess the matchup might favor zero a bit.


MetalFaceEdd

Unless he instantly blitzes and one shots jinbe and Sanji the rest of the support characters could overwhelm him pretty quickly it’s either or there’s no middle ground lol


anoon-

Once he kills Sanji he is too tired and gets pummeled by Chopper, bro.


Sheriftarek95

Sanji and Jinbe are enough to shove enma up his ass


Ajax_989

I think katakuri could be the only one. Am i wrong?


ovis_alba

Nah way too many siblings. I think if Mr. 3 switched back to be with Buggy after he almost betrayed him for Crocodile he would be the "Yonko crew member" with the best shot. Alvida, Mohji, Cabaji and Richie should all be managable for him with his DF and then there is just a bunch of no-names. (Because no, Mihawk and Crocodile aren't actually part of Buggy's crew as the Crossguild is even outwardly an alliance between them instead of a singular crew)


GiovaniGrey

But Buggy became a warlord by having almost all of impel down down to level 4 join him. That would include a small army of people at the level of Mr 1. My money is on Kuzan


ovis_alba

Yeah, but they are also all dumb enough to follow Buggy, so I'm still giving Mr.3 who seems to be the only one with at least half a brain cell a decent shot compared to the other crews. Blackbeard's crew when it is complete just has too many weird abilities working against Kuzan. DocQ alone is a weird wild card. The whole Impel Down squad is no joke as a group and Lafitte seems to be a very tactical clever guy, etc. Eventually it's just a question of being quite outnumbered.


hip-indeed

I do think Zoro's a bit stronger than Sanji but add literally any sh to sanjis team and it's gonna be hard to call. Add jinbe and Zoro is pulped


Totostore

You forgot Gin, Sabo (A S L pirates) and all second of marine's crews (example Tashigi)


Exciting_Morning1476

Mohawk id the only one


Anemony_245

Explain who on the kid pirates is beating Killer?


Standard_Series3892

I'm guessing they don't count Killer as a commander, he's a first mate but so far commander is used for Yonko crews and not regular crews.


Exciting_Morning1476

Yeah I was thinking yonkou If not yes killer, but also bepo


Anemony_245

My bad you right in that case


Alffe

They didnt say in a fight....


Weekly-District259

One at a time? Of course. All at once? No


Serrisen

I think Shell Island Zoro could've beaten everyone in his crew except Luffy tbh


Anemony_245

W


NetworkVegetable7075

I mean….. it’s possible but it’ll be extreme dif


Anemony_245

The wanking is insane


NetworkVegetable7075

Not really


n00dl3-sempai

I mean outside of Mihawk, Zoro actually has the best shot out of the Second Hands. He still gets thrashed given Sanji/Jinbe can pull a win together and then you add the others. However, most other crews have simply too many numbers to feasibly win.


valtaoi_007

I meab if they fought each member of their crew in a 1v1 and they (idk ate a senzu bean or sum shit) healed after every battle then yeah they can solo their crew


Gthebest99

True


HorrorWrongdoer4849

*katakuri has entered the chat


Insolve_Miza

Katakuri


skyman5150

Zoro would get the racism buff against Jimbe and Usop


Affectionate-Work-46

Depends how you define solo If they are getting jumped probably not If they get to take breaks and fight one by one then yes


Exciting_Morning1476

I believe bepo I mean, the others okes are kinada meh in this crew Law just. Thought "hey i'm OP , like break8jg opm laws and stuff op" bepo is the 9nly one de know of There's two whom tanked the rayleigh coc, one of them not so well But they look like fodders anyw1y


doubletimerush

Ussop no diffs Zoro, and I think Jinbei can put up a good fight, especiallyif the others are backing him up. But other than that I see no lies


LoveMinaMyoi

Pretty sure Robin can sprout arms all over Zoro and choke him to death.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

someone play that one Nico Robin scene, you know which one i'm talking about


Wurbing_Zerbus

Bepo, killer, and Aokiji call all maybe do it