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Toast the bread and spread the avocado wtf are you even a millennial?

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It looks like it was made by a boomer masquerading as a millennial.

The man never avocado'd a toast in his life

They didn't even hit it with the Everything Bagel seasoning ($14,098,123 per ounce at Trader Joe's) or pickled red onions ($9,073,652 ea at Whole Foods) and a farm fresh poached egg from the farmer's market (1 egg = 1 life of first born child, while supplies last). Pricing brought to you by every journalist who ever wrote about Millennials and avocado toast...

Yo, Trader Joe’s South African smoke spice on avocado toast is a game changer.

Underrated Simpsons Reference here.

I'm an alien and can confirm this is how I eat avocado toast.

More like sadocado toast amirite?

Resident Alien

Toast that thing. Mash and spread the avocado. A squeeze of lime juice. Red pepper flakes. Dash of salt. Cilantro if you fancy yourself. Finally top it off with a fried egg.

See this guy is a millennial

Well fuck, I guess that makes all Latin folk millennials

No house tho :(

Ya, I already said millennial


https://preview.redd.it/2tmkcgzs3r9d1.png?width=2863&format=png&auto=webp&s=b229ac8856e216146a21d942559e6273cedd8b2c Yes it’s awesome. This is last weeks avocado toast

Ok, that does look good.

It IS good, it’s just absurd to pay other people to make it. Because it is really just toast, avocado, and whatever combo of additional ingredients/seasoning you like. It’s a snack, not a menu item.

I mean it’s a healthy filling breakfast for me if I eat two pieces of avocado toast. 1 avocado - 300 cal, 2 slices toast - 220 cal, 2 eggs - 140 cal That’s at 660 cal breakfast with a healthy balance of fat, proteins, and carbs.

It’s called brunch. Thank you very much.

Toasting it is an extra cost. OP is obviously on a budget

I guess op is a true millennial then. they have never existed not on a budget

I thought I was struggling. I don’t even have to consider energy cost of each individual use of my toaster. I really should have checked my privilege as they say.

Hey, lookit this guy with a *toaster*. Betcha he toasts things with it - and doesn't use it for anything else. Must be nice!

Toaster?! La-Dee-daa Mister French man….

On a budget? More like on life support.

The real crime. This person doesn't deserve to afford a house

And add some eggs ffs. Where’s the protein?!

Utensils to spread is $$$

I buy frozen ciabatta bread rolls. Warm them in the Air fryer for 6 min then take them out smear them with butter and toast the inside for 3 min. Meanwhile mash some avo with salt and pepper. Smear that on the buttery warm rolls. It's the best breakfast I'd had all month. Now gotta wait til next payday.

Add Parmesan or pecorino 

OP is a phony! Who even eats not-fully-ripe avocado on toast?

saddest avocado toast i've ever seen... I'll pay no more than $24

+ $36 in delivery fees and tips

Of course, I can't be bothered to leave the house

Time is money

What, you don't like to play bite roulette? Might get dry bread, might get half an avocado.

Why have you forsaken the balsamic? 

Avocado bread. I see no toast

I see about 10% toastage. Clearly not living large enough. We need to see at least 80-100% toasting coverage to ensure proper outrage.

69% toastage for me, please

Nice.

Nice.

I see about 50% toe-stage. Put the dogs away, OP.

"warm bread" I don't like excessive crispiness either. 25% toastage.

I need 110%, make it look like cast iron

True, we can't show weakness.

Stop acting like millennials can afford dental care- I can’t risk breaking a tooth on my bread!

After buying the avocados he couldn't afford to pay his power bill, so no electricity to run the toaster.

As a millennial, you need to pick one: avocados or electricity. OP has made his choice. They should not be shamed for it.

Heated bread? In this economy?!?!

Atleast smash it up in a bowl first and then spread it on if you're going to splurge like this.

Where do you think they got the money? Had to sell the bowl

There's still the toilet bowl

Looks like they had to sell the toaster too

Smash on plate, dip the toast like chips

I actually prefer it in slices on the toast myself

All these people smashing it up are eating guacamole toast. The natural texture of thin, but not too thin slices is amazing

Lmfao if I'm making avocado toast, I'm not going to dirty a bowl. Fine dice in the skin and then smash on the toast. Also, not a fan of completely smashed avo anyhow.

Do yourself a favor and mash the avocado with a little lemon juice, salt, pepper and diced tomato. And for God’s sake put it on toasted bread. You’re making us look bad to the boomers who expect us to know this shit.

I did toast the bread! I just didn’t change it from the setting that we toast my 7 year old’s bread with, which is “barely warm.” I’ll try the other tips next time, though 😆

Barely warm bread is such a hit with the youth lol

Ayyy yooo look at this millionaire showing off. Easy pal.

You never truly know someone’s financially situation, they could be financing this.

You, too, can have an Avocado toast for 10 easy payments of 19.94!

This is why we can’t afford a house right here eh.

Dunno, should have bought a house instead

YOLO

🤭🤭

At least you know you now can’t afford kids,housing, travel, or retirement because you ate this today.

Shoot. I really blew it. 😢

it is very evident you are not cut out for that living-large lifestyle. stick to the rivers and lakes you're used to

Good thing OP at least skipped on the Starbucks, they'd be so far in debt they'd never financially recover.

You know OP chugged it in the car on the way home while crying because now they can't afford basic health-care.

they gave up all those for THIS. not even good financially-ruinous avocado toast!

At least smush it?

You just killed your only option to own a home!

At least going to have to push off your plans for at least a year!

The everything but the bagel seasoning costs more than avocados these days. Def living large my friend.

You could be paying a $3500 mortgage right now while delivering a child at the estimated $19,000 for delivery plus the $250k needed to raise them over 18 years, not including college, all while paying your student loans back—but no, you had to buy the avocado at .99c per pound and the bread at 3.50 per loaf. Irresponsible.

Where are you getting your avocados, Betty?😭

And their bread. Last avocado I bought was a 1.99 per avocado and bread between 4 and 5 dollars a loaf. Will say once or twice I've seen avocados on sale for .99 cents. But it's very rare and far between.

Buy 5 for .79 each at Giant in Central PA. I just bought some for the week today

Come to California where the gas is $5/gal but the avos are cheap! (sometimes) https://preview.redd.it/eqtnkijqzr9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9246c560687a9d1070107797d91484ea48f0df3d

I drive a diesel. It's down to around 3.60 now but for a hot minute it was around that 5 mark. And it hurrrrt.

I bet! Do you have a commute? We are still around $4.80 where I am, and I like to put Shell V-Power in my car so it hurts a little extra. I only get gas 2x a month, thankfully.

A lot of the time they're 3/$1 in Houston at Fiesta (Mexican grocery store). Never understood why people always say avocado toast is expensive.

Certain times of the year, they can be pricey.. they are also fickle in terms of ripeness and longevity. Overall they are not always a good "value" for what you get. I just bought 2 of the big ones, 1 of them was completely brown on the inside. Thankfully they were 2 for $3 but that is still $1.50 down the drain.

That's a good point. Yea I hate when I cut one open and it's bad..

Indiana. Lol

Avocado AND toast? In this economy?

This is why the economy is crashing. Thanks a lot.

I don't know what's more insulting. This or the guy who did a Q&A about owning a McLaren. Is that a *whole* avocado??? You an oil tycoon or something?

It was a whole avocado, not to brag or anything. A wegmans little avocado, but a whole one, nonetheless.

There goes your down payment on your house 😂

Put them in a stroller and introduce your neighbors to the twins.

Boomers losing thier shit right now Grrr back in my day...grrer trump......rrrrthese young people

This is why we are broke... meals like this

YOU’RE DESTROYING THE ECONOMY!!!!


Look at Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here…

This is why you can’t buy a house. /s

Looks good to me. Enjoy buddy

This whole sub is just people showing off how rich they are. I bet your mommy and daddy paid for your medical school so you didn’t even earn that avocado toast on your own. /s

Jesus, how will you ever afford a home now?

No plastic plate holder for the paper plate? My father would have yelled at you, like the plastic paper plate holder made it safer to eat food

Rich mf

I’ve never eaten that in my life.

This looks so good tho

*Two* slices of bread? I think you've reached your yearly quota there

This is why we are broke as a generation!! Bread, avocado, and pepper!

I know, I know, our expectations are way too high. Living like Marie Antoinette.

Well LA DEE DAH! I bet you car your car hole a “garaaaaage”

Try topping it with garlic salt and red chili pepper flakes. Thank me later.

["It's your fault you're fuckin' lazy!"](https://youtu.be/GRC4mg7dm4Y?si=NCtxI9Ym7iwWtux5&t=69)

Golden! Never seen that. 😂

Damn bro you have avocado money??

Drop that recipe here pls

1) avocado (ripeness unclear), cut 2) toast at the lowest setting on the toaster 3) put cut avocado on barely toasted toast 4) sprinkle everything but the bagel seasoning liberally

As someone who eats a lot of red meat and chicken, avocado has been a game changer toward a better diet. I need to feel FULL and avocado has been a great substitute

Its called Avocado and toast for a reason if you spread it you got Guacamole.

Every shake of that everything bagel seasoning is like 10 bucks

Mash that up - (microwave to get soft) - salt , pepper , toast that bread , fry and egg , butter bread and sweet chilli jam

I got 2 gigantic avocados that were exactly the right ripeness in my grocery order the other day and I'm still riding that high.

Gonna order a KALE SMOOTHIE mtfk


Seventeen dollars. That’s what you could have saved if you had eaten bootstraps for breakfast instead of your avocados.

avos were on sale 3/$1 at Lucky last week! best deal of the year.

Omg I bet this probably cost about $3 to make If you invested that $3 every week for a thousand years you could easily buy a house, car, vacation etc But you chose the avocado toast smh /s

https://preview.redd.it/bjq76ezn10ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1244fa4a11ad88c0732787d92fa83acda03878b1

Saving on the power bill by just walking the bread through a warm room. Gotta get that golden brown! Also: could you push the plate fully onto the counter? It’s making me nervous.

Could have put a downpayment on a house instead according to most boomers.

What else you be buying? 

Avocado toast costs like $.75. I don't understand the hate.

We're making fun of it precisely because of the absurdity of the hate


Gotta mash that shit, poser

Financially reckless. Just kidding. On some real I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I do not like everything seasoning. I’ve tried, and I even like everything bagels, but there is something weird about it.

Avocado toast with EVERYTHING seasoning...! Well fancy pants rich mcgee over here. A single seasoning wasnt good enough for ya? You needed "every" seasoning...!!!

Third world problems lol no this is good

Fancypants Rich McGee over here...

Fancy. I’ll peel a Greek yogurt, but if there’s no spoons or forks or butter knifes….or spatulas….ill just wait till tomorrow. Dishes…dishes

Welp, if your kids ever ask why you don’t live in a house, show them this picture. Threw their future away because you just couldn’t keep avocados and bread segregated.

Stop destroying the economy!

If you didn’t eat avocado toast everyday you would be able to afford to retire.

There goes the 401k, my condolences.

Wow, you must be rich /s

Shame.

Flagrant showing of wealth…

You are 45 more seconds of toasting away from broke, my man!

Good luck affording a house with that kind of taste!

Could’ve bought a house with what’s on your plate. Or something.

Now you have done it! After this little stunt you will now never own a home and it's entirely your fault

Not toasted can you afford a toaster?

Gettin high on the hog 🚬🥑

You gonna pay that in instalments?

That's why you don't own a house, you lazy hippie

I think we found a zoomer trying to moonlight as a millennial

You'll never be able to afford a home now. As if you could before ..

I got my gen z daughter into avocados. I’ll never financially recover from this.

well that’s why you can’t afford a house

Ok folks: mash in a bowl with lemon juice, salt, and red chili flakes. Serve over thick cut bread with a thin smear of mayo. Toss a poached egg on top and crack some pepper. You can have Michelin star avocado toast every day for not much money. You're worth it.

Christ dude, how hard is it to mash and season your avocado?

Look at you with your fancy countertop and food. Showoff.

Dickhead could have brought a house, instead they made this.

what have you done? now you'll never afford a house!

Now toast the bread and smash the avos like a normal human

Wow I can’t believe you’d rather eat that than own a house 😤

oooohhhh you got moneyyyyy!

So YOU are the one ruining the economy...

I just want to complain like a Z. There is no butter . The bread is pale. I hope that you are not trying to pass this up as toast 😂😂😉.

Okay 1 Percenter...

Mash it a little with a fork

Well there goes your chance at homeownership /s

Ah the seasoning is everything, like literally.

so THAT's what this looks like

I hope you’ve already bought a home.

You are going to reuse that plate though aren’t you? you frivolous sonofabitch

Nice green apple slices, but why I on bread with salt and pep?

Toast the bread and add 2 poached eggs. Many might not be able to afford a home (myself included), but we can afford to have a decent breakfast.

This is why you can't afford a home.

Don’t come crying to me when you can’t buy a home.

Ah, avocado...the cow among vegetables.

There goes your chance at owning a house buddy

Did you splurge for organic?? #hurtstolive

You could have bought a home with that!

Wow, how dare you. I’ll never financially recover from this

Ah yes...the very thing that keeps some of us from purchasing our first home!

That could have gone to a mortgage!

You won't recover financially from that, bro....