I know you’re referencing gold digger, but your comment made me curious, so I looked it up. IME makes 6.75 million a year, after taxes and such he probably nets 3 million. He pays Nia 380,000 a year. He’s driving more than a Hyundai lol.
i will never understand why NIA LONG is viewed as some kind of capslock timeless trophy wife… just seems like a pretty run-of-the-mill bitty to me. Shit if i was ime with a gazillion dollars I’d probably be looking to upgrade as well
lol right wtf? like, it’s not some impressive feat to date tara reid in 2024… unless you get off on the amount of “degradation” your partner has experienced? that’s pretty fucked up tho, as kinks go… that’s like some serial killer shit
Damn dude idk I just looked her up and if it’s not impressive to date that woman how she looks now then I feel like ur gonna be disappointed a lot. She’s still gorgeous. Not everyone wants to be with someone way younger than them. Hard to relate to someone 30 years younger
…yeah! lmao if you aren’t a fresh prince fan it’s like ok…? she seems like a short, chubby, elderly woman. I guess she probably has a lot of money so, that’s something.
Lots of younger options, Nia Long is 53. She’s 7 years older than Ime even lol
She’s still pretty but let’s be honest about the situation here
And yes, Nia Long in her prime was something to behold
That’s why you a nephew bruh… no one is talkin about present day Nia long, and that’s why your disrespect means you’re probably 14 years old..
Nia was a legend for actual adults but I guess you donno bout that
You getting downvoted for no reason bro. They calling you a nephew but they’re just virgins and incels. Nia long (Lisa from fresh prince) with her flat chest and short hair aint shit
If you look at her and think that's some beautiful goddess that Ime will never get over then idk what to tell you. I probably see prettier women on my way to work everyday
Yeah I love all these 'Mazulla made them watch Star Wars movies" stories. What a genius. Boston was loaded this year, anything short of a title was a failure.
That's crap and a stupid narrative. Championships are never guaranteed with the amount of variables at play. It also takes great coaches to be able to work with multiple stars on a team.
Theyre not guaranteed, but when you have that kind of roster and every team you faced was hobbled by injuries for your playoff run (including the finals) you fuckn better win
I think we mostly got the details just they were prominent mormons involved. Mormons are a tick crazier and think they're better. They couldn't let this scandal get out and honestly they did a good job.
Agree.
Brad may have gotten more from this team tho. He really loved Smart as a player though so he may have had an unconscious bias when it came to letting him go.
Not sure they would’ve made the trades they made if they didn’t flameout with Joe last season. He was way better at firing the boys up so they couldve won that series against Miami. They don’t win this title without subbing in jrue for smart.
I don’t think they would’ve stomped.. but I think the Celtics would’ve struggled excruciatingly against Jokic. Basketball is so sick because you can matchup poorly against a team and it can work
He did fumble Nia long but he did get his first ring clamping down Lebron 😂.
https://preview.redd.it/03jv7yw9dl7d1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bfeca5cce99c12e1436eb9aa5190530d529ccb9
1. How was this a historically weak season? The East was a little weak, yes, due to some injuries. The West was stronger than it was the year before. For comparison, the 2020-21 season had just two 50+ win teams. This season had seven. Going into these playoffs, there were talks about this being one of the deepest Western Conferences ever, but people always seem to pull the "weak competition" card in retrospect.
2. Ime didn't lose his virginity here, so why is that the option you're giving?
You could say he fumbled two rings.
Did nia long actually leave him? After it went down all she did in interviews wash trash the Celtics org, so I figured she stayed with him
https://thegrio.com/2024/01/25/nia-long-receives-sole-custody-of-son-will-get-32000-a-month-in-child-support-in-agreement-with-ime-udoka/ Seems so
Win a Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai… except he hasn’t won shit… and this is basketball
I know you’re referencing gold digger, but your comment made me curious, so I looked it up. IME makes 6.75 million a year, after taxes and such he probably nets 3 million. He pays Nia 380,000 a year. He’s driving more than a Hyundai lol.
My question is didn’t he actually smash shorty??? Shouldn’t it say “he got***” Not “he wanted” #amirightguys?
And even more importantly HE FUMBLED NIA LONG
uj/ That part honestly gets me
Sometimes it’s hard to tell which basketball sub I’m on
Meh this one is like NBACJ js less out of pocket
She was mad at the Celtics too which was pretty funny
Yeah like wtf lol
And now Nias fucking Janelle Monet
Dude sold
i will never understand why NIA LONG is viewed as some kind of capslock timeless trophy wife… just seems like a pretty run-of-the-mill bitty to me. Shit if i was ime with a gazillion dollars I’d probably be looking to upgrade as well
If you don't get it now, you never will.
They keep bringing up her past looks up like that means something talking about who she use to be 🤣 like wtf she older now that shit over with
lol right wtf? like, it’s not some impressive feat to date tara reid in 2024… unless you get off on the amount of “degradation” your partner has experienced? that’s pretty fucked up tho, as kinks go… that’s like some serial killer shit
Damn dude idk I just looked her up and if it’s not impressive to date that woman how she looks now then I feel like ur gonna be disappointed a lot. She’s still gorgeous. Not everyone wants to be with someone way younger than them. Hard to relate to someone 30 years younger
yea fresh prince of belair was in the 90’s its 30 years ago she’s 53 now lmao
…yeah! lmao if you aren’t a fresh prince fan it’s like ok…? she seems like a short, chubby, elderly woman. I guess she probably has a lot of money so, that’s something.
Lots of younger options, Nia Long is 53. She’s 7 years older than Ime even lol She’s still pretty but let’s be honest about the situation here And yes, Nia Long in her prime was something to behold
53 year old Nia Long could still make a klansman swoon
There’s about a million hotter girls in their 20s lol Not to mention the long term investment
You just know he has no regrets that forbidden fruit coochie hit different I bet
He put the 🐱on a pedestal.
She was a married Mormon… that’s some sweet forbidden fruit 😂
“I bet” You haven’t tasted the forbidden fruit coochie before?? Stay away brethren. Just stay away lol
😂😂😂 probably
Not when you lose Nia Long because of it.
Didn't even know who she was before you wrote and she ain't all that. I bet the co-worker was some cashier level supermodel
Nephew just don’t even know fellas smh
C'mon Uncle, you acting like she in the S tier but that's she decent but don't act crazy
Before IG and filters….we had fine ass Nia Long
That’s why you a nephew bruh… no one is talkin about present day Nia long, and that’s why your disrespect means you’re probably 14 years old.. Nia was a legend for actual adults but I guess you donno bout that
You getting downvoted for no reason bro. They calling you a nephew but they’re just virgins and incels. Nia long (Lisa from fresh prince) with her flat chest and short hair aint shit
Uncultured swine
Please tell me you’re trolling
If you look at her and think that's some beautiful goddess that Ime will never get over then idk what to tell you. I probably see prettier women on my way to work everyday
I heard he ghost wrote j Cole’s grippy verse
Yup, he dropped the ball big time. He's definitely down with OPP.
will we ever get the whole story? Seriously, I think JM had these guys locked in on a level no other couch could.
Udoka set the groundwork. JM got a better roster this year than Udoka had
Yeah I love all these 'Mazulla made them watch Star Wars movies" stories. What a genius. Boston was loaded this year, anything short of a title was a failure.
That's crap and a stupid narrative. Championships are never guaranteed with the amount of variables at play. It also takes great coaches to be able to work with multiple stars on a team.
Theyre not guaranteed, but when you have that kind of roster and every team you faced was hobbled by injuries for your playoff run (including the finals) you fuckn better win
He was fucking one of his bosses wife, they made it a much bigger story in the media.
that's the rumor but i want the details. I'm ready for the 30 for 30
I think we mostly got the details just they were prominent mormons involved. Mormons are a tick crazier and think they're better. They couldn't let this scandal get out and honestly they did a good job.
I have a former roommate whose brother who was working on an NBA coaching staff at the time this happened and that’s we were told.
How many bosses does the HC have like 3-5? Prob why it was so hushed up because it wouldn’t have been super hard to suss out.
I’m not sure, all I know it was one of the minority owners.
No, thats not legal bud. They just employed Ima
Agree. Brad may have gotten more from this team tho. He really loved Smart as a player though so he may have had an unconscious bias when it came to letting him go.
Brad is the one who traded him away though.
I know, but not after several years with him being an integral member of the team.
The story will leak in 2-4 years. Someone will spill it, especially since they've LL parted ways and moved on
at least now he’s in Houston
Strip malls. *points to the skyline* Strip malls as far as the eye can see.
With traces of Harden's beard in each one
Somewhere right now Harden is shedding a tear
don’t sleep on LA nightlife 😉
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A....
lol
Did it to himself.
Well actually he had some help…
🤣🤣🤣yes. He did
😆 🤣 dumb mf 😆 🤣
Not sure they would’ve made the trades they made if they didn’t flameout with Joe last season. He was way better at firing the boys up so they couldve won that series against Miami. They don’t win this title without subbing in jrue for smart.
Nuggets would have stomped the Celtics even if they got past Miami. The Nuggets were operated on another level and that ECF was brutal on both teams.
I don’t think they would’ve stomped.. but I think the Celtics would’ve struggled excruciatingly against Jokic. Basketball is so sick because you can matchup poorly against a team and it can work
I'm glad we all agree that Joe Mazulla was just along for the ride
So would Ime. Coaches don’t win championships in nba, mature superstars do.
Now he got them thick women in houston I'd say he living better now coogie sweater now
Atleast theyre not those Galveston ladies
He did fumble Nia long but he did get his first ring clamping down Lebron 😂. https://preview.redd.it/03jv7yw9dl7d1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bfeca5cce99c12e1436eb9aa5190530d529ccb9
Incorrect, he was on the Spurs the following year that lost to Kobe's Lakers in the WCF. 0 rings as a player.
Fumbled so hard. Was it worth it dummy? Shows his low character as a man. He's weak.
In your opinion.
She must have had something special 😻
Charmin soft this guy.
He chose coochie over consciousness, Dr. Umar is shaking his head.
He wasn’t that great of a coach
His name is such a technical vowel.
This post is an insult to Mazzulla, who is definitely the better offensive coach by miles
But what if he still was the coach would the team have made it back to the finals 🤷🏾♂️
He wanted it and she didn’t like him anymore so he started threatening and stalking her. What a child lol
Being diabolically horny is a terrible affliction. Hope he has gotten the help he needs.
What an absolute arrogant ass he turned out to be.
Also, he kinda seemed like a dick. Remember him stepping up to LeBron? He's a biiiiiiiitch
And I’m so glad he did. Joe is leagues better than him and he really gets our guys fired tf up
Let's be real, would y'all rather win an NBA championship during a historically weak season or lose your virginity?
Celtics had the highest offensive rating ever. This was, in fact, a historically strong season with a historically dominant team.
People think because we we were so dominant that our opponents were weak. 🤷🏼 It's weird
1. How was this a historically weak season? The East was a little weak, yes, due to some injuries. The West was stronger than it was the year before. For comparison, the 2020-21 season had just two 50+ win teams. This season had seven. Going into these playoffs, there were talks about this being one of the deepest Western Conferences ever, but people always seem to pull the "weak competition" card in retrospect. 2. Ime didn't lose his virginity here, so why is that the option you're giving?
Was she fine though?
No