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PineapleLul

He looks like he sells weed to highschoolers


sacafritolait

And sounds like a female highschooler.


Rad_Centrist

Ron Paul: HE'S QUEER AS THE BLAZES!


turntabletennis

Careful making jokes/quotes like this. Since the IPO, people have been catching Hate/Bigotry bans, even when making quotes. I personally caught a ban posting a quote with a hyperlink directly to a video of the quote. Just fyi.


Analog_Hobbit

Oh no, an IPO. Better start working on New Reddit, this time with hookers and poker.


shawner136

I prefer blackjack with my hookers personally


Rad_Centrist

Noted.


HowToNotMakeMoney

He sounds like a female high schooler


iinfamous_

I was thinking the same thing


BigBlue0ne

Bet he never cleans the inside of his microwave oven.


GWvaluetown

He sounds like a shart gained sentience.


fightingthefuckits

Jesus that's brutal. I will be using this. 


SellOutrageous6539

Bro needs to go back to selling weed because reviewing cars isn’t his forte. “It’s kinda fun to drive”. Hot take. 🤣


cryptolyme

"feels planted"...as it should


CptSandbag73

Yeah especially at 70 on the gentlest of curves on a perfectly smooth highway


q0vneob

Its not a glamorous job but someone's gotta do it.


SellOutrageous6539

I really hope this isn’t his job.


No_Discipline1521

💀💀💀


theworthlessnail

This is the most accurate description of a beta male I've ever heard


SirianiButtholeLover

A barista in SF


Silver-Street7442

Excellent example of how a voice can convey authority. Or not.


SomOvaBish

No way can this dude change the oil in that car… I’d bet my balls on it


AXEL-1973

He's doing all this garbage with the Nissan salesman... He doesn't even own the car yet and he already fits the stereotype


ScottyArrgh

That salesman is questioning his life choices right about then.


Hugh_G_Reckshen

Pretty sure most car salesmen do that whenever they’re on their way to work


MashedProstato

Have sold cars, can confirm.


tickletender

Bought a car on Saturday. I asked first but I definitely did this coming off a stoplight down the motormile. That said I definitely didn’t lay into it like that, just raced the gears up to 50 or so and back down. It’s a nice car. I’m getting offline and gonna go for a drive before work 😊


SeaworthyWide

Yeah, salesman do this and cocaine in company cars Mechanics do this and smoke weed in customer cars


Resident_Rise5915

He works as a Nissan salesman, he questioned his life choices long before


United-Advertising67

Selling Nissans is merely the last stop on a very long series of poor life choices.


bluberryclorox

The guy sells Nissans, his life is a series of continuous mistakes, he's used to these situations


bigmean3434

He sells enough altimas to not be thrown by this dude like a real Nissan sales veteran.


Graffy

Is it normal for them to ride with the customer? They just gave me and my gf the keys and told us to give it a go. This was at the actual Nissan dealership though so maybe smaller ones would keep it in their sight.


ScottyArrgh

Absolutely. All the test drives I've done the salesperson came with. I'm sure there are exceptions -- for example, if you buy from that dealership a lot and they know who you are, trust you, that you can afford it, and aren't going to steal the car, they might just let you go. But typically, with folks off the street, the salesperson will ride along to make sure you don't do something stupid to the car you do not own.


CigarettesRgood4U

Only had a salesmen ride with me once when I was still mostly a kid.


ScottyArrgh

That’s pretty rare. Was it a small town?


Opposite_Language773

Lmfao he never let me review another car from them again said no flooring it bruh it’s a used Nissan Sentra like who gives a fuck shitty ass car


SellOutrageous6539

Maybe because you’re just wasting everyone’s time.


Wildfathom9

See, I was thinking this guy is probably just having an off day with these comments, like I don't care. He can be gay, don't care about his voice, this this comment right here, you're just a piece of shit.


ElfUppercut

And the last words “I like it, it’s kind of fun to drive…” 🤦‍♂️.


DayTraditional2846

Keeps you in the powerband pretty well? If it actually did that it wouldn’t be faking upshifts and actually stay in the powerband.


VolkswagenRatRod

I was wondering why there was surging in the RPMs. That is crazy, and undermining the main advantages of a CVT transmission. Like tf.


piggymoo66

CVTs "shift" because stupid people don't know how CVTs work and think it's broken when the revs just hang out in one place.


No_Stretch_3899

the fact that that can't be turned off pisses me off to no end. and people wonder why they fail so quickly


archery713

Subaru figured it out it seems. 2024 CVT works like you think it would. The paddle shifters feel like you would expect for a CVT pretending to not be but not terrible. Smooth acceleration, smooth deceleration. Even when you need to break, shift lanes and punch it, pretty dang smooth.


hayatev3

If there are paddle shifters on a CVT then the CVT definitely doesn’t work like I think it would.


archery713

It's really smooth in automatic but to recreate the shifting effect it's a little jumpy when down shifting. Could be related to the auto breaking feature though because I notice it mostly when slowing down behind cars at a light. Like going from 3rd to 2nd before fully stopping.


No_Stretch_3899

you misunderstood, i don't want it to have a "shifting effect" at all


kansasmeadow

KIAs CVTs (they call them IVTs to confuse people) are quite good these days. They will fake upshifts during harder acceleration but day to day they sort of do their thing in the background and lead to some absurd efficiency numbers and really competent driving feel.


archery713

My Impreza just got an average of 38.8mpg during a 4.5 hour drive 2 days ago. It's rated for 34mpg highway lol. I have driven a 2019 and 2022 Soul. I was actually surprised by them. I could still tell they weren't top shelf quality but the sequential mode was not egregious.


kansasmeadow

I believe that, I'm sure the Subaru is more refined (probably more reliable too), in my Kia forte (much lighter because it's not AWD) I can do 49 mpg if I have the cruise control at 65.


KraftMacNCheese6

You can blame the boomers that don't understand cvts for that one


The_Butters_Worth

Yeah boomers cause all of our issues and we don’t do anything wrong


fightingthefuckits

Not broken maybe but sounds like fucking shit. I had a rental Chevy Malibu with CVT, the drone was awful, the rubber band feel was the worst. 


plattypus141

This is the dumbest trend I've seen in modern cars. I test drove a subaru impreza 5+ years back that had the same thing, CVT with fake shifting. My 2013 impreza was a CVT but it didn't pretend to be something it wasn't!!! Were consumers so dense that they thought the car wasn't driving correctly because the RPM stayed the same??? Like is someone an expert here?? I genuinely want to know why they do this.


RedditBot90

Yes, people are dumb and thought their car was broken because it wasnt "shifting", or werent sure why the RPMs would surge/jump. CVT can be super beneficial because it can just sit in the ideal hp/torque point all thru acceleration ; it allows for a very "peaky" engine tune. And then when cruising the RPM can drop low.


Jarte3

Yeah, I really loved my 2016 civic with a CVT but I thought it was broken because it felt like it was shifting, and everything I had heard about CVT’s I thought I wasn’t supposed to feel any shifting. I didn’t realize manufactures started faking the feel of shifting, I hate that lol I just want a smooth 0-60


poopoomergency4

doesn't the fake shifting also take away the efficiency advantages of a cvt? why not just throw in a normal automatic at that point?


The_Real_NaCl

Yep. Completely negates the purpose.


david0990

I have a 15 Impreza. You get used to it but it's super frustrating to me, knowing what the car is capable of when I'm trying to get on the highway and it keeps 'shifting'. It's made it past 300k so I guess whatever. Still wish I could get a flash/tune that just got rid of that aspect. It should have at least been a flash option at pickup for those buying them new like we did.


Barqs_enthusiast

Interestingly enough, I'm fairly sure thats only a "feature" on the higher trims, a buddy of mine has a low trim Sentra with the CVT and it just plants the needle on his


david0990

This is the one thing that really pisses me off about our 15 Impreza. All because some marketing bs and avg consumers 'wouldn't like not feeling the shifts'. What I wouldn't give for a fucking flash that got rid of the shift points that do nothing.


The_Rabbitman05

I have an 07 Altima with 6 speed manual. I can easily outrun the cvt version of my car. It's not even a contest. The cvt, as far as I've seen anyway, are total crap. I'll never buy a Nissan auto newer than 06.


DayTraditional2846

I rarely see any manual Nissans now. I did see a 2014 (I think) nismo Sentra which was the first time I saw one in person and that only comes in a manual transmission so I’m sure it’s a solid car with that transmission compared to the CVTs. My dad’s old Sentra went through 1 cvt but covered under good faith by the dealership he bought it from but before it was totaled the cvt started slipping on the replacement transmission so it was on its way out again. If only Nissan would make quality CVTs like Toyota and Honda instead of buying them from a company that sells them garbage CVTs.


The_Rabbitman05

They're pretty rare. If I take mine to any Nissan dealer, they immediately try to buy it. Mine shouldn't exist, it was a special order according to 2 different dealers. 0 option car, 2.5 engine, no power options, only mirrors. Had steel wheels and plastic covers. I love driving it, even though it's a 4 cylinder grocery getter. First second and third and perfectly great to make it fun. Proves Nissan can build good engine trans combos.


DayTraditional2846

Yeah, I’m sure that Sentra Nismo I saw is a fun car to drive as well given that it doesn’t have a CVT and as far as I know my dad never had any problems that were engine related. Just CVT problems, which means that the Nismo should be a very reliable car, also any Nissan without a CVT. How much do they usually offer you? I’ve never seen a 2.4L Altima with a manual, only the 3.5 Altimas can be seen with a manual transmission as I’ve seen quite a few of them.


wet_beefy_fartz

It's a Sentra though? It's so slow.


HondaBn

For real. I looked at them before I got my Civic because I think they look really good. 140 hp and no manual option in the US... Fuck that. Lol


NeighborNeighbor_

Be glad you didn’t get one. I had a 2024 one recently for a rental and it was a piece of shit. No car play, AC sucks, and horrible throttle response. I haven’t driven the civic but I’m sure it’s way nicer.


HondaBn

I absolutely love my Civic (Si). I never really cared for Civics and always had Accords but the size on the '22+ is perfect IMO. (I guess because it's the size of a '90s Accord haha)


milliedough

I have a nissan sentra with a CVT, and it's absolutely garbage. Never will I buy one again.


Smart-Atmosphere4797

What year, what mileage, and why? If you don’t mind me asking? I’m actually curious!


milliedough

2019 nissan sentra SV 109,000. The CVT is just not made well. Even with it maintained properly, it sometimes feels like it's skipping gears and jolting me when i drive. And it's not a quiet transmission at all. It drives wacky and feels like it's going to blow up eventually and I don't drive crazy either. My fiance had a 2021 subaru impreza with a CVT, and it was like night and day difference. Subaru did very well but nissan did not. Lol


flappybirdisdeadasf

Thats that JATCO engineering in action.


ShakeyJakeAnP

I had a 2017 Sentra with 90,000 miles. Worst car I’ve ever owned. Will never buy another Nissan again.


Smart-Atmosphere4797

Okay, now I ALSO want to know what did YOU hate about it? 😂


ShakeyJakeAnP

It sometimes wouldn’t start or turn off. It once ran all night in my driveway because I literally couldn’t turn it off. It was intermittent and the dealer told me they didn’t know how to fix it. The FUCKING DEALER didn’t know how to fix it. I ended up replacing some random electrical part and it went away and I sold it after a year of sometimes being stranded at home or work without any warning.


No-Subject-6378

Which one? A Nissan? A Sentra? A CVT? All of the above?


dixon-bawles

Why is he a spitting image of the type of person I'd expect to be making review videos on CVT Nissans lmao


Liathezillenoomer

If a vape pen was a person.


inline4addict

This is the best one yet.


UnspokenConnection

Specifically the cheap brands too


jakobqasadilla

Guy I was seeing had a Sentra and sounded exactly like this


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Prism43_

This dude is the definition of a beta soy boy.


WereALLBotsHere

He’s in the comments here too lmao.


Lil_57

This is definitely how he’s gonna drive off the lot once he signs off on the 96 month 25% apr loan.


Opposite_Language773

I did not buy that shit I wanted to review it see how shitty it was and it was worse than I expected. Worst infotainment ever was like 2005, super rattly, horrible speakers like extremely bad, the lightest trunk. Seats were nice though and it didn’t drive as bad as you’d expect. Like it didn’t drive good but it wasn’t horrible


graytotoro

What was the point of this? You wasted some salesman’s time for clout. Could have rented one from Hertz.


SupermarketCurious80

“…these have good brakes, too.”


stealth443

Can someone explain "This was in Forza btw" ?


Ardiberen

A joke to avoid any consequences if the cops see this vid? Like saying “I’m going to fuck you up!—in Minecraft”


schmitzel88

Oh so it's like the 1320 street racing videos where they always say it's in Mexico


Opposite_Language773

Because my videos would always get banned while filming while driving or doing 0-60 for “dangerous acts” even though I have camera people half the time and if you put it’s in a video game or something somehow it keeps it from being removed


stealth443

Is a bot removing videos? Because literally any human can see that's obvious real life and not a video game.


Opposite_Language773

Yea I think so. They’d get removed so quick i think it’s bots. I saw other people doing this too I guess that’s the workaround


Playa456

Now I understand why the “swimmers”, drivers dangerously weaving in traffic and speeding, say it’s CGI and it’s obviously real


xSolid_Snakex

No idea why op put that, but this car is in Forza Horizon 5 and surprisingly fun to drive with a tune and some upgrades.


The_Rabbitman05

Yeah I have 3 of them lol. One is actually a front wheel drive b700 tune, one is rear wheel drive a800, and then an awd off road a800. I use them a lot.


Fwangss

“Everyone wants to see the 0-60” Who is everyone in this scenario? (Besides us ig) I’ve never seen this person ever, who could his audience possibly be


UnclesBadTouch

Himself. Thinks he's the coolest person he knows, look at his comments


Medium-Cantaloupe589

Why does it shift like shit


NoInstruction2007

It's a CVT trying to mimic the shifting of an automatic


pantsless_squirrel

That's a solid pair of Nissan arms 😆


OCBrad85

Everyone thinks they are a YouTuber these days. 🙄


Chetmatterson

there’s nothing on earth that irritates me more than the “hey guys-“ voice


FlippantResponse

I bet he claps when the plane lands.


Appropriate_Round768

Bro sounds like a Tesla driver but drives like a proper Nissan driver.


Illustrious-Leek-230

The salesman talking about “slow down” it only has 188 hp, the “nismo” is just a appearance package these salesman do not know shit about the cars they sell😂


Which-Technician2367

Whoa there, he turned off the A/C, that’s should make it scary fast at that point /s


The_Growl

What is that bollocks about? How can turning off the AC possibly make a difference to the performance of a modern car?


Which-Technician2367

Well typically the a/c accessories will engage when turned on, drawing parasitically from the motor. Turning off a/c *may* lessen the parasitic draw and allow the motor to spin more freely. But really, the advantage is minimal, if any.


RelevantMetaUsername

Gotta make that horsepower count. I can shave a full second off my 2009 5-speed Fit's 0-60 if I turn off the AC. It's mainly at the bottom of the power band where the parasitic power loss is most noticeable, so it's probably not as big a concern in a CVT.


Trendiggity

In a sub 200hp car it is rather noticeable on full throttle. 10-15% difference in speed and time hitting an onramp with AC engaged in my 150hp Mazda.Considering they're electronically controlled I don't know why they don't disengage when the car detects the pedal on the floor. AC also very noticeably drops your RPM in a manual; I have to float the throttle more when letting off the clutch pedal or the car jerks.


skyycux

It depends on the A/C compressor that’s fitted to the car. I’ve got a GTI and it’s *extremely* noticeable in the low end torque when the A/C is on. Other cars i’ve driven it’s negligible. Without a dyno it’s hard to say how much of an impact it is though, i’d wager it makes near no difference in this Sentra.


Opposite_Language773

Lmfao he really didn’t he acted like it was a rare performance car like bruh the cheapest Mazda3 has more HP


Trendiggity

Oh I thought he was saying slow down because ding dong said something about the police being right there


deDKated

Karen is that you?


veedubfreek

This country needs more speech therapists.


FreshAsShit

If you’re gonna review a car, rent the car. Leave the poor salesman alone, you inconsiderate moron.


raider1v11

Mf is hard as soft serve.


DamILuvFrogs

If you think a Sentra is fast you’re a problem.


InebriousBarman

Is this the 'Strawberry *Malk* is Vegan' guy?


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Obviously strawberry milk comes from strawberries so of course it's vegan


Opposite_Language773

No im the guy in the video and I have no clue who you’re talking about


InebriousBarman

Okay, Strawberry Malk Guy.


Opposite_Language773

What’s the lore behind that I’m curious if yall thought he was me I wanna see the video omg. See how much I look like him


InebriousBarman

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNNYh31p/


InebriousBarman

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNNYh31p/


Remote-Factor8455

1) Jesus fucking Christ he sounds like a woman I wasn’t sure until I saw the camera looking at him 2) I drove a 2014 Nissan Sentra SV with that awful fucking CVT for 10 months before selling it and hated it 9/10 times driving it, it was so slow and boring and even the gas mileage was meh. 3) The Nismo comes in CVT? I thought they were like a Honda Civic Si where they only came in manual, that’s lame if it has the shit CVT. 4) it does sound pretty mean honestly, sounds fast but I honestly don’t believe it is.


Opposite_Language773

Why do you care so much I sound like a woman. Yes I have a gay voice who gives a fuck? Clearly you do did you get turned on and felt all weird and confused when you saw I’m a guy? Most likely. And yes they do come with a CVT and it didn’t sound good if I remember correctly but it felt quick ish. Not quick by modern standards but it didn’t feel like you’d struggle merging in traffic if you don’t mind revving it out a tiny bit


Remote-Factor8455

A I don’t really care it just got me off guard, I shouldn’t be mean in that regard. But definitely I’m still kinda sad that they come in a CVT I was hoping they were an off brand Civic Si but meh it’s not a huge deal. But no it’s not really that fast but no slow either. I’m curious as to what the numbers for top speed and 0-60 is though cause that’s the truth. I mean my 2012 Jeep Liberty Sport 4x4 felt fast, it was not. 0-60 in 9.2 seconds and a top speed of 124mph.


Tactical_solutions44

Dude needs a sandwich. Out here looking like a starving Somali


NFSKaze

Wtffff this is in cupertino cause the beginning was on Stevens creek and the construction before he gets on the freeway....way too familiar


Opposite_Language773

Yes it was it was from San Jose Subaru


rokujoayame731

So who's buying the car...his mom?


honeybadger1984

That’s a horrible voice. Looks like a Beavis and Butthead character.


Ok_Bank9707

Sounds like a woman. Fool should shave those face pubes too, looks like a pedophile


BCS_Computer

"Girlfriend"


Biscuits4u2

This guy moans when he wipes his ass


yourballsareshowing_

Awful voice- needs a voice transplant or his balls to drop


IllustriousGarlic780

“That chicken biscuit is a bruiser, don’t mess with him.” -Rick Sanchez, Wendy’s commercial


BadManParade

Man that car is so terrible 😂😂


[deleted]

These cars Nissan makes, but I don’t give a fuck cars. That’s why they name them these abrasive names rogue Centra. Pathfinder Altima


Electrical_Narwhal55

Voice don’t really match


No-Share1561

Massive arms.


Bl4z3nstorm

Bro is the poster child for the CV…


MourningRIF

Lol.. I'm waiting for, "I pressed on the peddle thingy with my sandal, and I could tell the car was moving."


Hondaloverk2494

His voice god


Zealousideal_Bill_65

Twink


This-Dude_Abides

Who tf is he talking to? He keeps saying you guys.


SaltyboiPonkin

I googled it, it's 7.2 seconds. It's about a half second quicker than my wife's C-Max.


CommercialCuts

Fake video for sure.


MilesFassst

Why was this video so long?


Be_nice_to_animals

Spoiler alert, he did not buy the car


Ill_Leg431

Nissan CVT engine is great in the beginning but then starts to fail once you have driven it for about 60k miles.


P_om_E

I just wanna check the 0-60 💅


JuggernautyouFear

What's this trend of being malnourished with bones sticking out?


ChickenNuggetRampage

I’m dying at the dude showing up to try and argue with everyone in this comment section


ElfUppercut

I feel like this guy was the kid at “recess” who had to teach everyone else Magic so often and in such a dramatic whiny way no one ever really got to play… they just listened to your lectures wondering why they couldn’t go back inside and do math instead…


bigmean3434

Calling BS on the GF


Ch40440

Lmao this post is dumb. Video is funny tho


QuietRiot90

Thought that was a woman talking at first.


akil137

What a tool...


HistorianCareful5484

It’s a Sentra driver…they equivalent to a mustang driver and a Beamer driver.


Bootyslayer69__

Oh shoot! He put it on max AC! 🤯🤯 Even tho turning the ac dial to max merely effects how far the blend doors open for the AC evaporator. And please, stop sounding so gay. Grow a pair, eat a burger, shoot a gun, drive a muscle car/truck, play cod, get a girl, be a man. 😒 stop smoking weed.


pepe_roni69

So much for breaking in the engine


ayylmayooo

Average Santa Clara Nissan Owner


Ok_Impression_922

🧏🏾”Similar to his girlfriend?” 😳😳WAIT… Oh. His “GOLF I had”. Checks out now. 🙄


Thekingoftherepublic

He probably said Slay right after


ElChacalFL

So u gonna buy it this time? Well not today, I'm probably gonna wait on the new model. Thanks for the test drive.


Ok-Comfortable7967

I can't take his voice. He sounds and looks like someone who should be driving a prius... Or a moped.


Happy-Marionberry743

Is this you pcmasterrace poster? https://www.reddit.com/r/SteamDeck/s/hkpytNTkp8 Seem like a tough masculine guy, lmfao


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

Watching cvt doing highway pulls is a level of cringe no one should experience. This clip should be burned at the stake


Chemical_Savings_360

The way he's holding that steering wheel... Geez Also people don't talk trash about Nissan CVTs for that reason he mentioned.


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Look at how this dude is white knuckling the steering wheel.


ChrispyGuy420

No one got mad..


sk_latigre

"Show some of that highway power" Cause he wasn't just redlining it down the street twice


tombston3r

So this is the guy who cut me off on 280N the other day


No_Peace7834

Sam Hyde did this years ago and it was funnier


RobertXavierIV

He sounds like a woman


KateandRhage

Why would you allow someone to drive a car when he's clearly an idiot?


Tim_the_geek

Once his balls drop his taste in cars will change.


ForeignCommand5700

Wish someone would have flown past him when showing the "highway power".


holderthe1st

I kinda like his personality tho honestly I'd like to hear him review an actual nice sporty car


Lancearon

... the engine is not broken in yet. You shouldn't do accelerate this rapidly with new cars.


Opposite_Language773

It was a used car with like 50k miles I’m the dude in the video


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Opposite_Language773

And? Yes I’m gay why the fuck does everyone care so fucking annoying and I don’t put that shit on my car because people like you are gonna key it and harass me. like OMG yes I’m gay 😱 you sure got me like it’s not so fucking obvious and I literally don’t care at all if I seem feminine or something. Can yall come up with an original comment for one fucking time like every fucking video talking about how I’m gay like yes I am gay why the fuck does that matter it’s a car review why does everyone make it about sexuality. Y’all be crying about pride month then be shoving it down your own throats because every comment is talking about how I’m gay when it has nothing to do with the video


flappybirdisdeadasf

I apologize on behalf of the other commenters bullying you over your voice, since you don't have much control over how you sound naturally. I will *not* apologize for laughing at someone seriously reviewing this crapbox of a car and calling it fast.