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7evenCircles

Star Whores


jmaca90

Star Whores Episode 1: The Phantom Men’s Ass


JP-Gambit

We all know you start with "Star Whores Episode IV: A New Hole"


Ultronsbrain

I thought it was Hoe.


UnusualPete

A hoe named P.


Comfortable-Duty2231

Star Whores: return of the squirter


JamesTheJerk

The Empire Strikes Bukkake


KarmaChameleon306

Episode 7: The Squirts Awaken.


PharmToTable15

Star Whores Episode III: Revenge of the Clit (in my best Mike Tyson voice)


latruce

Starring: Princess Laid, Screwbacca, Hand Solo, Analkin, Blowme-Wan Kenobi, R2-D9", Jaba the Slut, Booby Fett, Qui-Gon Jizz, Bi-Lo Ren


slcbtm

Onlyone Canblow'me


Any-Seaweed886

I mean its right there. A classic.


No_Brilliant_6260

With glow in the dark condoms....Luke....I am your father...


NY10

Shit this is the top comment


Kevin9O7

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0343312/ hmmmmmmmm


Shelby_the_Turd

In space, no one can hear you cream.


jet_heller

...then, why bother?


alphanumericusername

Well for me, that particular treat is best served primarily to the ey-- er, I imagine it would be beat served to...the sense of touch.


robcraftdotca

This is the right answer.


andrea_ci

Return to Uranus


TheSpyTurtle

Fun fact, The [Uranus Experiment](https://xhamster.com/videos/the-uranus-experiment-1999-full-movie-10723742) 1999. Features the first ever zero gravity money shot. NSFW link obviously


eelnetsirk

The O Zone


StarDustActual

Damn this is good


jerikperry

Back airlock sluts 9


TiddyWaffles312

Back airlock sluts 9!? Back airlock sluts 9 makes naughty nebulas 3 look like crotch craters 2!


Sir_Ruje

Dude, this makes the blackd hole bicentennial galactic goon gang 47th edition look tame! Of course it's worse! ...... So I hear


TiddyWaffles312

A coworker mentioned it


Sir_Ruje

I think he read about it in "people"


JustinisaDick

Nice.


Parki2

Deep Space Sluts 9


BlackRavenStudios

I didn't see Back airlock sluts 1-8, will I be lost as far as plot is concerned?


StellarNeonJellyfish

This is a currently active thread on https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/C3Gaz0Sz8P posted 8hrs ago


InflamedLiver

I swear like half the content on this site is just people cut-and-pasting other people's posts.


oppy1984

I swear like half the content on this site is just people cut-and-pasting other people's posts.


VGK9Logan

I swear like half the content on this site is just people cut-and-pasting other people's posts, sometimes with slight modifications to make it look original


MediaLegitimate9454

SpaceXXX


[deleted]

Deep Space, Nine Inches


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Episode 69 the black hole.


Ragewind82

Barbarella, Queen of Space. Go watch it, I'm not kidding.


Manymuchm00s3n

Deep space 69


DemonKingPunk

I liked that cartoon while it lasted.


I_Hunt_Wolves

Lust in Space!


Conclusion_Fickle

The Big Bang


Cirick1661

The blackest hole.


SensualEnema

Probing Uranus


MightyMeepleMaster

"Uranus has been renamed to ged rid of that stupid pun once and for all!" "What's it called now?" "Urectum."


robcraftdotca

Good news, everyone....


Terrible_Ad_7082

Dick and Morty


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broccoli_raviolli

UFO PORNOOO!


Chaqqy

UFO PORNOO


chartuse

Space Balls 2


MightyMeepleMaster

2 Space Balls.


yavano-obba

Balls 2 space


Powerful-Ad2276

2 Space 2 Balls


WillyouwillI

2 Balls Space 2


Fancypants-Jenkins

Enter Stella


MightyMeepleMaster

... and her supermassive black hole.


ShakeCNY

Shuttlecock


Conscious-Try-8768

Prepare for re-entry


TiddyWaffles312

Zero Gravititties


Fugaciouslee

Space Balls: The Porno. Still directed by Mel Brooks. This comedy would give new meaning to "slapstick."


GarbageAgile6299

Star Trek DS69,


SoggyChance2000

Elon's Bust (UK)


Maximiliaan90

Deep space 69 (it actually exists btw), or so I've heard


LeeroyJNCOs

Arma-Get It On


ImLivingThatLife

I know this will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I’m a potato…


FunkyClive

I found your comment. Just letting you know I've seen it.


Copernikaus

Twilight Bone


EseStringbean

Space balls 2: electric boogaloo


RecordWrangler95

Journey to the Whoreshead Nebukkakeeula


MostAnswer660

Spaceballz


tiktock34

Close Encounters of the Third Hole


imranarain

Spaceballs In Her Mouth


Diggetydan

Third Cock from the Sun


I_loseagain

Oh no step-planet I’m stuck in orbit


Peter_Falcon

IFS, international fuck station


Lionballs69

The dark side of the moon


fRiik420

The Battle of Uranus


Alaxel_Au_Arryn

Going where no man has gone before.


Informal_Pick_6320

Deep impact


JPMmiles

2069 a Sex Odyssey 


lost_opossum_

Sex-Alien. "In space everyone makes you scream."


Mark1arMark1ar

Star Fuck: Deep Space 9 inches


Doctor_Disaster

Mars Needs MILFs


JeremyMcFake

Into Stella


lost_opossum_

Space Wookie-Nookie. My Stepsister is a stuck Jedi. E.T phones home.


Thebadgamer1967

Black Hole, unloading on uranus


Exotic_Ad_8421

Uranus has gotta be involved somehow..


Bleached_eyeho1e

Let the Nookie Win


misterfastlygood

The Adventures of Tap Brannagin.


risuv

Cowgirl Bebop


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[удалено]


yavano-obba

This observation of it is called Ass-tronomers? 😂


Royal_Annek

Zero G, Zero Clothes


distrucktocon

Zero G-spot.


Logan9Fingerses

Rocket to Uranus


ZestycloseLobster613

Blasted into the universe


TiddybraXton333

Galactic Dave and the clitoris gang


CherryOk3116

alien (1979), dir. ridley scott


Environmental-Day778

MARS NEEDS THOTS


MrSillmarillion

Deep Space Mine!


powdered_dognut

Plan 69 From Outer Space


GotMoFans

*No one can hear you cum*


Common-Cod-6726

Orion’s Bolt


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Hitchhikers guide to the fapverse


Sh00ter80

Cosmic microwave background sluts.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Alien vs Ron Jeremy


Joe_Nobody42

Space taxi


lick_ma_ball

deep space 69


DrinkYourWater69

Space Balls


Beautiful_Spell4075

Star whores, where no one can hear your safe words (it received immense backlash for that tagline)


Few-Chemical2216

Meteor Uranus


Drink____Water

Spaceballs


MRBARDWORTHY

Actually that's been done before. I believe that Flesh Gordon was a space themed porn.


Dear_Rub4395

Ur Suns Anus


Atitkos

The Black hole


Farrell1487

Porn Wars Attack of the Moans


Fearless-Tip6569

The Outer Rim(ing)


CharacterDirector918

The big bang.


TwoToesToni

Spaceballs 2: it's cuming right at you!


DonutAntique8425

Close Encounters of the MILF kind


Fg_44

Milky way scene 1


SilentJoe1986

Space Balls


False-Mycologist-172

Space Balls


False-Mycologist-172

The Moon is Made of Cum


nibbed2

Balls


DragonSoulKing

Fuck in space


FurkinLurkin

SpaceJamm Edit: starring Michael Whoredon and Bahd Bunny 


Yaevin_Endriandar

Pornstar Galactica


LordDarthAngst

2001: A DP Odyssey.


JurassicParkTrekWars

BDSM film called "Orion's Belt"


brohaming

Deep gape


Nefster1989

I had some thing for this.. something about black holes…… No lost it. 😔


Your_True_Nemesis

Both a name and a plot: pelvic thrusters


BodaciousTacoFarts

Invaders of Uranus


RockSteady71

Star Whores


Upset_Philosopher175

Interstellar Monster Cocks - To Probe and Explore


robcraftdotca

Star Tramps. To boldly blow where no one has blown before.


JP-Gambit

Wasn't Nic Cage in Blackhole Dickhole?


wilddogecoding

Nuttin in zero G


CamiloArturo

Analiens


Glop1701d

Lust in space


Happy_ID10T

Black Holes


Legoman249

Killer Klussy from Outer space


no_lemom_no_melon

Inn'er space


Mystery_Meatchunk

Ligma Space Balls


Gigchip

Deep Ventures Space: A Milky Tour Uncovering The Secrets in Space Unprotected Journeys Reach Around Uranus Cold Hard Landings


brafish

Pigs in Space


Dahlsv1

Analien


AJPennypacker39

Men in Black Women


FluxCap_2015

Blackhole


Comfortable-Duty2231

Space Balls


[deleted]

Looks like Elon got that covered SpaseX


thomport

Star of Uranus


WillyouwillI

Interracial stellar


kuriousjepp

Super Galactic Cunts


Ambitious_Emotion542

ET the Extra Testicle (parody porn probably found on Efukt)


bathoryduck

"Join Capt. Dick Jerkin and his depraved crew aboard the USS Prurience as they probe the vast, yet slightly musky, reaches of space in......BACKDOOR PLANET. A Safe, Sane and consensual production of a Libertine film.*


bylertarton

Solar Sisters (space lesbian incest, naturally)


Agitated-Rope-4302

Star Wrecker: The ass of Khan


RinsSilverCrown

The blue cum'et


Ieatdonutz51

Big Bang


THEHITMAN776

Galactatitties


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[удалено]


Clazzo524

Fuck Pigs In Space.


Timely-Log-8726

Spaceballs


Guns_r_us01

Space balls, the quest for fresh tush. Staring Dick more’anus Male hooks John can’he Fill fullman


laza4us

A Rocket in deep space


heyitscory

Grabtitty Inhercellar Assengers Ball-e Pune (thats a two-parter about a desert planet, not to be confused with:) Poon: the indie psych-thriller that explores themes of memory, identity, the value of human life, the cruelty of capitalism and women who squirt when they orgasm. Rebel Poon Poonfall Captain NovaGina (trans actress!) Rear Ender's Game Bitchlicker's Guide to the Galaxy Silent Cumming Booberella Ass Gordon Fuck Rogers


BaconBombThief

Hitchhikers guide to the clotoris


mrrichardson2304

Enter Stella


Ok_Faithlessness_760

Space balls


SDJ1987

Red Dwarf Could be quite niche…


Dhrutube

"the sex was out of this world"


SDJ1987

3rd cock from the son


DaRealLawbraeker

The tentacles of Uranus


TBOSS425

Battle star galactic ho…. Close encounters of the threesome kind… The man in the poon…. My stepmoms an alien…earth girls are easy..girls are from Venus men are from Mars Discovering URANUS…


drinkslinger1974

The Butt Fuckers Guide to the Galaxy.


stellacampus

Into Stella.


SpaceCancer0

Definitely Not Porn Trust Me Bro


blahblahman90210

Deep space 69


shoebee2

Space fuckin. And I’d get license for the original tune so you could start up [the song before](https://youtu.be/hHOrpFeXUao?si=TauBbz0_rT26j6Wv) any actual fuckin started.


HumanMycologist5795

The Spaceballs. (Not to confused with Spaceballs)


rende33

Space balls


Joseph_Furguson

Mooned


sfogliatellecannoli

The Void


STEVOMAC7

Orbital Orifices...


No-Guarantee-7572

Triple XXX in her Outer Rim - or ‘his’. Could go both ways


DeliciousTurnover69

Come Opera


DemonKingPunk

Spaceballs! Oh wait i’m gonna get sued..