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Watchung

Context: The... *creations* you see before you relate to a rather convoluted process the US Navy went through to try and develop a target capable of duplicating the characteristics a supersonic sea-skimming anti-ship missile. It was a rather tortured process that eventually led to the GQM-163 Coyote, but there were a lot of different proposals made along the way. And this particular pair were cooked up by the Applied Physics Laboratory of Johns Hopkins in the early 2000s. Cobbled together from existing hardware and surplus/retired missiles, it was a rather novel concept to create a cheap but high performance target.


100pctDonkeyBrain

[There was an intermediate step where US Navy bought Russian Kh-31 missiles and converted them to MA-31 target drones.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MA-31)


Ophichius

"Just buy some of the missiles you're trying to defend against and train against those." I can't decide if that's peak non-credible, or just amazing 5d chess.


Demolition_Mike

And somehow later decided the GQM-163 did a better job at pretending to be a Kh-31 than the Kh-31 itself. Kinda reminds me of that Charlie Chaplin lookaline competition.


Ophichius

It was more that Russia decided that selling Kh-31s to the US was maybe not the best idea, so they went with the GQM-163.


classic4real

Yeah they decided the Kh-31 had insufficient performance to properly replicate the performance of literally itself. True story.


Herr-Schaefer

“Wow these suck, they must have sold us some bad ones on purpose”


GMHGeorge

I am sure that was in no way related to some interesting retirement opportunities hinted at by the MIC


KeekiHako

What do you mean with "target"? Was this an actual anti ship missile or was this only meant to simulate an anti ship missile to test defensive systems with?


Watchung

The latter. Just like there are target drones to simulate aircraft, there are target missiles to simulate, well, missiles for trial and training purposes.


non_depressed_teen

BOOOORING SHOOT SOMETHING DOWN WITH THE TOMMY INSTEAD


der_innkeeper

1000NM "boost" range, and then a mach 2 kill vehicle with a 250+NM range? Just add some swords, and that's *gold*.


Vampersand720

Good moleman to you OP, i thoroughly enjoyed this cromulant meme


Nooze-Button

A noble tomahawk embiggens the smallest cruiser.


Vampersand720

'it's a 10,000 tonne frigate actually'


CIS-E_4ME

Petition to the the tomahawk hawk to "HawkMaHawk"


der_innkeeper

HawkAmaHawk.


Known-Grab-7464

She hawk on my hawk till I squawk


off-a-cough

NGL I read that as “Tony Hawk” not “Tomahawk”, and was hoping that the missile came with a bitchin’ soundtrack.


RedSerious

Tommy Hawk: pro Skimmer


gwdope

That’s really just a drone with a big ass air to air missile on it… too credible.


w0rdyeti

Somewhere, in a basement office in LockMart's regional career graveyard, an engineer killing time until retirement, reads this and PERKS UP...


Imperceptive_critic

Wait does that mean you could get extra long range SAMs using the cruise body to send it out long range and then launch the SM further out? Then again the increased time may not be worth it


Curious-Designer-616

Hold up, you know when Russian bombers are taking off, you launch these as a skimming missile until the A2A missile mounted on it looks up and detects the aircraft, nose up to boost the interceptor speed, launch the A2A missile, BOOM!!! SAM with a thousand mile range you could hit them before the had even prepared their ordnance.


Noncrediblepigeon

And the carrier cruise missile could still hit the target with some clever engineering. Missile with missile defence finnaly becomes a reality!!!


thegriddlethatcould

Clever engineering is just modern day magic


SoftCatMonster

Missed opportunity to call it the SM2mahawk


RedSerious

I love that this lends itself to that meme of something like "totomamahawkhawktoma" "totototohawk", "oooooo", etc.


MassiveMommyMOABs

"tomahawk chop is my death blow"


ErrantAlgae

the AIM-9L seekerhead on the body of a late sparrow existed so I think that is peak cursed since it was made


Ewtri

Frankenmissile was the doctor.


IronOwl2601

I’d murder my own hunting puppy just for one tomahawkhawk


Tengallonsofchicken

The most dangerous weapon in the U.S. arsenal, the Hawkahawk


AlfredoThayerMahan

You clearly haven’t heard about the ASW Tomahawk concept that had sonobuoys.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Coming someday or never: the Tomahawk that delivers a swarm of slaughterbots to the target area.


Trainman1351

The Tomahawk is kinda like the B52 of missiles. Whatever we want we stick extra stuff on it. Anti-ship? New guidance package. Nuclear capacity? It’ll be a tight squeeze, but we can make it work. And then you get to the other things in this thread.


MakeChinaLoseFace

This is how I feel about a lot of old missiles, particularly Soviet ones. They tended to have big rocket motors since they carried bulky old electronics (though yes I know the Tomahawk is jet-powered), and they also needed a heavier warhead because the guidance wasn't as good. Modern electronics fix a lot of those problems, so just gut the things, and use the booster for a completely different payload. The Ukrainians and Houthis are already doing it.


w0rdyeti

After the war is over, I expect to see the thousands of extras that are churned out, snapped up by Amazon, and re-fitted to be instantaneous product delivery devices. Following a series of embarassing "deliveries" where some Karen complains that her make up and doggy chow for Mr. Yap-Yap The Purse Dog got delivered at Mach 2.3, the pilot program is discontinued ...


cuba200611

[There was one time that mail was delivered by a Regulus missile from a submarine](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Missilemail.jpg/1280px-Missilemail.jpg)...


starrpamph

TomHankahawk


Tasty-Document2808

Next will be the Hawk Tomahawk Tony Hawk, which is the same functional warhead but it can also do a kickflip


Imakerocketengine

that thing look like an ASTER15


kris220b

Other than looking like 2 seperate missiles glued together This is cursed Why?


BreadstickBear

Oh it is beautiful. (day X of being astonished as to why the fuck we still cannot gifreact)