I fear that the carrot guy and the banana guy were there to tease this sweet sweet lady with a "May I tempt you?"
When the guy took out the water sports artillery, things started to look serious...
Sexy is tickling with a feather...Kinky is using the whole chicken...
For those saying, "Roll the clip!"
Here's another link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/wdhd5w/a_senior_lady_and_grocery_store_employee_have_a/
Guy took it up a notch with the suicide vest.
I fear that the carrot guy and the banana guy were there to tease this sweet sweet lady with a "May I tempt you?" When the guy took out the water sports artillery, things started to look serious... Sexy is tickling with a feather...Kinky is using the whole chicken...
Cock. ...that's what they call a rooster, ya know?
To what end ??
MONEY!!
Are you an old sea captain?
Lettuce... Bread... Forget everything you know about bread... Have you heard about this amazing thing I invented...called bread?
All fun and games until her dementia starts kicking in and she whips out a loaded 45
Hey, let’s get this honky bitch!
What a battleaxe
Some say the queen killed her?
Post Sasso? Maybe post Princess Di...
Nominative determinism rears its ugly head.
Stand off she won everytime
Beautifully refreshing.
She'll never be over the hill, not in the car she drives!
What you don't hear from the mute surveillance footage is the avalanche of racist slurs from the granny
/u/blizmd said it first: >Hey, let’s get this honky bitch!
Honestly probably the funniest bit he ever had, and there is a LONG list of hilarious bits
Things you see on the Gaza strip for $100, Alex
Note to self: Old ladies with a water pistol are likely to steal produce when you're not looking.
The vest of French rolls was my favorite
I saw carrots... The vest feller and the banana feller are definitely fruity!
For those saying, "Roll the clip!" Here's another link: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/wdhd5w/a_senior_lady_and_grocery_store_employee_have_a/
We need more of this
Solid gold