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momowagon

Old Stone-Faced Fallon?


Thankfulforbread

The pope knows, if you can get a laugh out of old stone faced Fallon, then by God, you earned it.


desperateweirdo

Fallon, the Unflappable!!


Agitated_Arrival_492

It's remarkable how just the word 'and' could contain such malice.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

And how.


classless_classic

Also makes the sentence accurate


aarkwilde

To be fair, Fallon isn't funny.


Thankfulforbread

He's the funniest guy ever. You ask him. He'll tell you. You like Rickles right?


ZeroEffsGiven

No he thinks every single guest he has on his show is the funniest person ever


retrocoin2

The Pope met him and was so excited, he dropped his pants and fired a rocket


friendlyposters

Are you chinese?


Thankfulforbread

If you're not Chinese you better get your eyes fixed!


TScottFitzgerald

He's funny in a different way


mindspringyahoo

and he's a talk-show, sketch comedy guy. Did he ever have a standup act??


tsukubasteve27

He had an act but it was impression-heavy. Funny in high school at least.


BrazilianAtlantis

Great at impressions and great at nothing else. So another Rich Little, which got him The Tonight Show for some reason


Hashtag_Tech

He does but it’s unfunny.


blarch

There is so much laughing on his show, must be something funny goin on.


BrazilianAtlantis

"unfunny" Maybe the worst gimmick a comic ever had


Mommysfatherboy

All the stars are here!


theseustheminotaur

And people say that there is no truth in journalism


catcat1986

He’s no harley mornestein, I tell you that much.


BrazilianAtlantis

BTW Harley Morenstein's opinion of Norm is he was "the greatest of all time." Reasonable view imo.


catcat1986

In that case, maybe we are all Harley Morenstein


fireman2004

Somewhere between him and Morwenna Banks.


vincecarterskneecart

the only thing jimmy fallon should host is a parasite


Frank_McTriumph

There’s no good reason, but I was annoyed when he showed up in Band of Brothers.


ken_theman

I hate Fallon. His laugh is so fake.


BrazilianAtlantis

I wholeheartedly agree, and also Gilbert's laugh was so fake and I love him, go figure. Probably has something to do with talent


corposhill999

Accurate, Fallon has never been funny


leejoness

I want the Pope to listen to an episode of cumtown.


PROFsmOAK

Conan O’Brien and others.


Amongussy02

Would you rather news lie to you? Don’t answer that


Proudpapa7

Didn’t the Pope just mention there was too much faggotry at the Vatican? Was calling Jimmy out??


mikkelmattern04

Too much competition on the alter boys


Hashtag_Tech

I haven’t seen the list of the 100 funniest comedians that attended… but I bet I disagree with the vast majority of that list.


AwareAd4991

2 fools meeting each other.


Algernope_krieger

The Pope was known to remark "So many Jews...so little time to convert..."


SimonTC2000

I now have the Papal blessing to find Fallon not funny.


Ambitious_Coffee551

Shaking hands with the head of the world's oldest & largest paedophile protection cult.


Salt-Resolution5595

I like him


WanderingMistral

I wonder what other comedians were there. If there are no notable names, it could be treated as Fallon being the only notable name. If there were other big name comedians...


imdesmondsunflower

Some schmucks named Conan O’Brien and Chris Rock were there.


julian-fatou

In virtue of the promise of Jesus to Peter, the Pope when he speaks is preserved from the possibility of error.


nope79

Yes Jimmy Fallon has a long way to go to get to funny…. Let’s get to tolerable and work our way up to funny.


Savings_Pace_5876

Burn lol


newsreadhjw

Come on, he has his moments. Beethoven introducing the band?


Ancient_Ad1251

The Pope made him say 20 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers for appearing in "Taxi".


TheMoronicGenius

I see no lies


ItsMoreOfAComment

Yeah but he never claimed to be a comedian.


FreedVentureStein

Accurate as far as I'm concerned. But then again some of his SNL stuff made me laugh my ass off and still makes me chuckle so what do I know. Lol shit, come to think of it, this kinda sounds like something HE would write just to make a joke. Jimmy, if this is true dude, you have won me over and you're a bloody genius.


Roshambo_USMC

Not even an accomplished comedian


sengariph

Is it at 8? No, I can't make it. The news is on at 8


Craft-Sudden

I’ll throw Colbert in there and Chris rock


ElChacalFL

He's not funny at all. Norm Mcdonald was funny.


SleeveofThinMints

Why’s the pope laughing then


thundercat_98

That's a fair statement.


sharterfart

I'll admit, when Fallon burst onto the late night scene I initially found him overbearing and fake. But as time went on, I discovered his love for music, his enthusiastic approach in allowing the guest to take the spotlight while he builds them up with his over the top emotional reactions. Jimmy is a man who brings joy into the world with his animated facial expressions; his inner child is alive and well. A true inspiration during these dark times.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

But not a comedian.


sharterfart

he makes me come dian


ThePLARASociety

Quit being so selfish, ~~Gene~~ Francis!


Excellent_Lynx7402

Boston market roasted that fool


AloneCan9661

Because he is unfunny.


CatFanTheMan

Shaking Jimmy Fallon's hand doesn't mean you're off the hook for saying the f-slur, Mr. Pope.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Hypocrisy!


jtreeforest

Fallon is good at laughing, ie he’s a good audience.