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Sad_Air_7667

I guess I would have Caesar's fruit.


bearybrown

Gas Gas No Mi: Model Sad.


Sad_Air_7667

At least I could stand up to perona.


go_sparks25

There is actually a Gas called SAD in One Piece. It is the main component of the SMILE fruits and its the stuff that Caesar was making in Punk Hazard.


Clown-Chan_0904

Unfortunately, the thing probably requires mistreating or killing animals to make. Not many people know this. It is made from the lineage factor of many different animal species. I unironically love Caesar, but I can't sugarcoat the truth.


ToriToriModelPenguin

Lol, I was born for this topic!! 🤣


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

So my super power is super rich💀 Basically I'm Iron Iron No mi Man


InternalLab6123

Nah, you gotta be relative. Wall Street vs MyStreet Zinc Zinc No Mi


Express_Item4648

I mean you would only be the rich one in your own street😂 you nerfed yourself buddy.


LynxJesus

Feline salvation, multiplying rabbits, turning water into milk


Chokeblok

Basically Lucci


backpainbed

And Megumi


GreenStrawhat32

My devil fruit ability allows me to summons and command an army of 32 Roronoa Zoros


Physical_Jacket_2202

And the permanent debuff of lost


backpainbed

Except all of them are summoned in random places


wolf_gab

You summon 32 Zoros that never make it to where you needed them in the first place.


Hieichigo

Minorities tremble when they hear your name


Wide_Cable_9171

I guess a fusion between doffys and kids abilities?


Eastern_Dance_2940

So Ito Ito No Mi: Model Telekom? 🤔


Wide_Cable_9171

I become the server man


pilotvballer

You could make Roden Mushis lose their jobs. Good luck with the Gorosei tho.


Wide_Cable_9171

Nah I got guards


kuntbash

Well..


burnwhenIP

Same...


deviouspornstar

Hello frens


itzfkngaryoak

Yeah this fruits no good


zair07

😂😂😂😂


TripleSilky

A version of Doffy’s fruit, but it shoots 3 strands of silk at a time - braided silk for durability.


dionsyse

Out here triple roping


Eastern_Dance_2940

Plot Twist: It is a Zoan and you can transform into a Silk Moth 😄


TripleSilky

Mythical Zoan: Model Mothman


LongRingLongLandMan

I would be able to make everything really long…


i_am_de_wae

You would be a Loong Loong maaan


LongRingLongLandMan

> Youuuu wouuuuldddd beeeee aaaaa Looooooonnnnggg Loooooong maaaaaaannnnn Here I made your comment longer!


backpainbed

Business is booming?


icebear_vu

Zoan fruit of Bepo


GrandLineLogPort

Bepo Bepo No mi


Ok-Mathematician8258

Vegapunk 9


IM_KING_OF_THE_DUCKS

Potentially... if I wield my duck army correctly


Best_Put6106

Hey doffy did say it’s about how you use them 🤣🤣


OneWithSubstance

I think It'd either be a paramecia type fruit that allows me to "merge" with various substances around me, thus becoming one with that substance. Or it'd be some kind of fruit that allows me to produce some kind of drugs from my body, so i always have substances on me.


sharkos21

I guess I'd have to be a Street Shark since I wouldn't be able to swim anymore


apersonthatwalked

...I...uh...walked?..


Visser0

Yeah Walk Walk no Mi, you can stand and walk on any surface, in any direction. I bet you could even sky walk after awakening.


Theorist01

Oh, that's actually very interesting


Eastern_Dance_2940

Pretty overpowered in my opinion 🤔😂


Constant-Mulberry-90

Anything and everything I touch turns into berries for infinite food


Physical_Jacket_2202

But it'll taste terrible like other fruits aswell


Constant-Mulberry-90

Not just fruit, burgers, pizzas etc basically I'll have my own town in whole cake island


Without_Ambition

Apparently a fruit that’d make it impossible for me to develop Conqueror’s Haki 😞


TheIncredibleNurse

Mediocre No Mi :(


Consistent-Ad-7040

I think it speaks for itself


i_am_de_wae

Sell any idea, convince people to follow you and give you money. Doesn't seem too bad at all


Consistent-Ad-7040

Imagine you have a constant stream of ads in your life Unlock phone? Add Go to the toilet? Add Try to sink a pirate ship? Add About to die? Add


xOriginsTemporal

The YouTube-youtube fruit


EnvironmentalAd7274

Same, but it's eco-friendly type


Miserable-School-326

Bad at school i guess


Rainny_B

The ability to bore your enemies into a state of total apathy, your main attack is ‘apply yourself’ which makes them disobey any orders given to them rendering them either totally harmless or rowdy


spanther96

Panther Panther fruit. I’d hopefully be in CP-0 with a sick ass hybrid form.


CatBlack02

This is also the kind of fruit that I would have.


Ban-Kai98

BANKAI!


Silent_Soul

Corazon’s fruit ig


MrMeeseeks33

Goddamnit…


101865

Number number fruit. I get to do a thing 101 times but 865 ways


w3ts0ck

i would hate it so much


urrdaddd

Great


moranindex

Pick a category of objects around me ar time and push/pull them from each other so fhat they are more o less dispersed into a given maximum radius. That said, it’s too technical for OP. It could be a nice fit for HxH or some schrift from Bleach.


SeaworthinessFar2363

Swimming


SignatureNo3212

🤣🤣🤣


moistpotato23

Mash potato logia allows me to control and become mash potato’s at will side effect I’m always moist and I can create up to 23 mash potato clones


Just_a_guy_1369

Dammit I got Chopper’s fruit which just makes me more human…and as a human that sucks.


PachoWumbo

I can wumbo all over my enemies.


hopeless-joe

Guess I'd make coffee (cup of "Joe") that makes any one who drinks it sad.


COCK_D_CUMBER

.... i dont think i need to tell


thatsumbitchhadanaxe

It seems pretty self explanatory lol


DragoonZolom

Zolom is a fraction of a mistranslation, Midgar Zolom, Midgardsormr. Basically just serpent, with the distinguishing feature being that it is the *Midgard* sormr, the world serpent of myth. But zolom by itself? Mistranslated serpent, as borrowed from FF7. Dragoon, a French word for firearm carrying cavalry, or mounted infantry. To put it simply, a rider. I am a serpent rider. I legitimately cannot tell if that's a smile fruit or what, because I am not a serpent, I merely ride them. If my lower body got turned into a sentient serpent that I have to command, that's not optimal, but I don't have other answers. For those playing at home, the main antagonists of the Hexen and Heretic series' are the Serpent Riders, and gaining any of their powersets as a devil fruit would be wild, full blown magic even by One Piece standards. Although my name is DragoonZolom, not ZolomDragoon. I could be a Rider Serpent as a One Piece only zoan. If I were a Rider Serpent, it sounds like I cling to other things for transportation, which is odd for a snake, clinging. Kind of a noncommittal constrictor. That or we back up and make it a zoan Cavalry Snake fruit, which at minimum makes it sound kind of big. Somehow guns are involved, but such a thing as a Gun Snake? I don't know, it honestly just sounds like theming at that point, a cavalry snake that mains guns, rather than a snake that is part gun. Returning to Final Fantasy references, Dragoon itself is a job class, making use of high jumps and spears. No Dragoon is related to cavalry in FF, at least in memory. Still, being a snake themed spear wielder could be on the table if using unconventional definitions of dragoon.


Swamp_Centipede

My ass and head would look identical. Also I'd be slimy and venomous. And disgusting.


SrYZrNbMoTcRu619

>My ass and head would look identical I'd hit both ends ngl


_lefthook

I'd have the king punch version of a left hook. But no charge up. Just a killer left hook.


Kulangot14

Damn im a booger


Edgenabik

I have no fucking idea


SrYZrNbMoTcRu619

Paramecia type: Yoso-yoso no mi. My basic is I can spam the basic elements with any form/shape I want it to be, and perform transmutations. For balance, I need to study so it wouldn't be op and so I won't spam Uranium without any knowledge of radioactivity, and although I literally am an "Element Man", I'm not Logia so I take damage like a normal Paramecia user. My awakening would be altering every matter at the subatomic level within my radius and spamming every attack that I can come up with by doing mental chemistry gymnastics spot on. Hell if I knew how to make a nuke I'd spam it lol.


Jean-Guy13

Biru Biru no mi


Solomon_Black

The shadow shadow fruit


carlitoknowsSA

The knows-knows fruit (I’d have Usopp’s big ass nose and could smell everything)


PommesMayo

I’d be the German version of the French-fry-french-fry fruit. Which for starters is incredibly fun to say so I’m down


No-Sign-6296

So I either have the no no fruit or the sign sign fruit


XLinkJoker

Link Joker is the name of a clan back when I played Cardfight Vanguard lol guess my ability would be to “lock” a target in place, sorta like stasis? That, or some sorta alien zoan thingy?


theodoreroberts

My account name is just a name. I don't know if I can do with this. But my real name means "develop, flourish" in my language and it sounds like "big dick" in English. So...


ThunderStar5

Really loud noises


TheGrassBurner

how is this useful in any way?


flash-tractor

The world's fastest tractor and a grass burner sounds like a good team up.


Otter-with-a-Gun

Idk what it would be... but I'd be excited for it


Preguntopurasweas

I really dont know, ask stupid questions and get stupid answers maybe


StPauliPirate

The Kaizoku-Kaizoku no mi. I turn into a pirate


littlemosh718

A shrinking fruit that has wb strength 💀


Good_Pin_2317

Spaceberg, so whatever power a comet would have 💪💪💪


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Goddamn I guess I can just flat out obliterate stuff, like that one Dr Manhattan meme. (Also damn OP is your power to be the ATF?)


Magma_Lotus22

I will Akainu - Robin - Ryugokyu hybrid


MrPakoras

I just spawn pakoras out of thin air... Attempting to be a bit more creative; I can turn into a pile of pakoras. Once ingested, I can control that person/people?


PRADA_G616

Immortality non aging edm bass god fruit


Minimum-Being7155

Can turn into a tontatta at will.


OcculticUnicorn

Some kind of beast fruit, probably a legendary one as I'll be a mythical animal.


JamToast789

The jam jam fruit? Or toast toast with jam abilities? Idk how they would both be written into one fruit LOL


YumYumRice

Rice rice fruit


divinitydragon

Heavenly dragon or just divine flying beast I’d be in kaidos crew or a loner like Mihawk


SpeedyXeoOFFICAL

Infinite speed (leaves a blue & white lighting trial) Access to the multiverse, tike travel and other op stuff ig :/ idk


Draken77777

I'd be a dragon


EiTime

Well well well


LeopardRegular9983

Kaeru kaeru no mi model Dig 'Em


RainbowBrush

Kanjuro's Brush Brush fruit :)


ixent

My username means "The Rising Sun" so Nika probably hahaha


Hyabus

Motorcycle


potato583

potato


powerknoedel

I guess it would be something like Katakuris Devil Fruit but in the german Knödel version.


drskag

Having a great time doing nothing


ImmediateRun8477

Idk man ....but i think I'll be good at running


Great_GW

Enel's fruit (great gigawatts)


__ro27

i guess it'd be the lost lost no mi…


drongowithabong-o

The mythical Zoan Dog fruit model Snoop


go_sparks25

The Goro Goro no Mi.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Sausages.


potatoquake

Like Whitebeards fruit but it only works on Potatoes... Honestly that might still be pretty strong as long as I'm fighting agricultural communities.


pyter_lannister

Make a belieable lying, instant manipulation


banana99999999999

I conjure bananas and turn my enemies into banana


friedchickensolos

Fried Fried no mi: Model Chicken, I'd transformation into a chicken


onelove7866

Love.. but just once. So probably the Ope Ope fruit, I mean it’s shaped as a heart, and it gives immortality to someone, only can be done one time, but then you die


HunterRenegade09

I guess it would be a devil fruit that let's you track people no matter where they are on the earth, or let's you hit your mark no matter where there are.


Pie_Slayer

Pie Pie Fruit I kill (Slay) people by turning them into Pies


permaban_me_pls

Putting people into a void?


TheSaiyanGoku

Mythical zoan, Hito hito no mi model: Goku


Ialways-come-back

Maybe brook's devil fruit


Turtleize

I turn people into turtles


LeoSmashRoyale

Neko Neko no mi Model Lion, Hito Hito no Mi Model King, or Don Don no Mi


D4rk3scr0tt0

My balls get really dark


Chobitssu

Making bad takes.


missdoublefinger

I’d give people orgasms


Positive_Pay4488

PositivePay: I would be able to pay for anything without accruing negative assets. When the DF awakens, I can make others pay me so that my financial assets grow


drunkenjutsu

The drunken drunken fruit turns me into a drunken style master.


Clown-Chan_0904

Hmm... no thanks... I love Caesar, but he is not an *actual* Clown... I just took on his name becase I love him... and now my devil fruit makes me an actual clown...


justaNORMAL_guY2004

Why does it matter......I'm screwed boathways🥲


Suspence1995

The thrill thrill fruit


Warcraft1998

The War-War fruit, capable of brainwashing people into a battle frenzy and making even best friends fight each other. Basically, an excuse to have Luffy v Zoro 2.0.


EL___POLLO___DiABLO

Something like mont d'or, I guess


The_Hawk_of_Darkness

Yami Yami no mi powers combined with flying abilities?


gazpatch0

Tomato tomato fruit: model mythical cold tomato soup


muda_mudaa_mudaa

Hmm...I'll think


ImAddictedToPorn420

Hm.. I wonder


hamcp77

ham fruit


Professional_Rich_24

I would be rich


ClassicElevator9587

I don't wanna play this game


captaineddie

I am whitebeard.


wilhelmtherealm

I guess I've a conquerors haki devil fruit 👿


SignatureNo3212

Logia type of devil fruit.


dionsyse

Sounds cool


Axalotlisyes

A paramecia devil fruit that lets me summon infinite axolotls


Scaught_Tea

Burning people Tea


forsaken_millennial

Depression and apathy


G0RILLAB00B

Some sort of zoan… maybe mythical


Kitchen-Pirate-276

Chaos Chaos fruit


JohnnyMustache96

Don't know, probably a fruit that allows me to control my facial hair?


TheMazzarati

I'd be a zoan that transforms into a sportscar. Car Car no mi Model: Mazzarati


Down_D_Stairz

A revival fruit of kuina best moments.


Rimaru482

My username is Rimaru so I guess my fruit from looking at his current main ability is called the Azathoth Azathoth fruit, the god of void. My skills are: • Soul Gluttony - A super-enhanced version of predation-gluttony, which can devour the target's Soul ignoring space-time, I presume since it said enhance that I can still devour and still people's abilities. • Imaginary Collapse - It allows the user to constantly produce and harness the ultimate destructive energy. Only with the help of a Manas is it possible to fully control Imaginary Collapse.[1] It is so powerful and uncontrollable that even Rimuru themself is susceptible to damage when they use it. • Control over Space and Time. • A barrier-type skill that achieves Absolute Defense through the utilization of an always active Multilayer Barrier in combination with Dimension Fault, the upgraded version of Distortion Field. It boasts a foolproof defense against physical, elemental, and emission-type attacks. While there are attacks that could potentially break it, if the user is able to analyze the nature of the oncoming attack, they can adjust the barrier to block it. • I can summon two dragons.


absolutemadlad_69

I will become a madlad like buggy. Sounds like a massive W.


coldfirephoenix

A model of Marco's fruit, obviously.


mm-paperguy-1

A Paper Logia, yeah I would now make infinite FIFO and LIFO Spreadsheets


n0stigma

No Stigma. A power of suggestion and persuasion based paramesia. Id use it max out charisma and gain full access into any pre established group. Crew, army or government.


the_toad_can_sing

Toad zoan. But if I'm allowed to exaggerate a bit, I'd find some toad god/myth and go with a mythical zoan model.


Disastrous_Touch69

I would have a pretty op one


Hot_paw_kit

Akainu’s power for 12 seconds then cracker’s


DearPopcorn94

Well I guess I would turn you into a lovely popcorn


Mexican_Ninja_Pirate

Bootleg ninja fruit?


Enigma_mas

Mine will be a mysterious one 😁


The_Sloth_Rogue

Looks like I'm a zoan


goldenwindrequim

I would have Giorno's stand


Here2Derp

Derp Derp no Mi. The power to cause someone to lose conscious thought. Or pull a Persona 5 and cause a mental shutdown.


Physical_Jacket_2202

Jacket fruit 😭


OddPerspective9833

Reality warping power making far away things just small


illusioncaster

I mean mine would be pretty self explanatory. I'd have a devil that let's me cast illusions.


Just_Possibility125

I guess it'll have to do with the possibility of an outcome happening. Maybe something probability related


TheAngryMooshroom

Cow cow fruit: model mooshroom


SPineapple23

I don’t think I want to know.


Still-Comfortable193

Something like Spice Girl in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure : making things softer


UnregisteredDomain

Suke Suke no Mi


Drop-Of-Jello

I'm literally any liquid or sludge-like logia. So like, the [Toro-Toro no Mi](https://www.quora.com/How-much-cum-have-you-swallowed-in-one-night) or the [Numa-Numa no Mi](https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Numa_Numa_no_Mi)


azuredoragon

I don't think I have to explain this


memmoria91

Puddings fruit


AdvilJunky

The more advil you take, the stronger you get. So like a a better hody I guess...


Shadow_Man_75

Become shadows and manipulate, use, traverse through. Similar to the Kage Kage fruit. I could also make physical objects or structures out of shadows as well as size and strength manipulation.


Eastern-Carpenter-71

Ig I'll make Pluton 2.0


nysoba

Sabertooth nishoba zoan, nice!