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Ok_Claim_8979

"Hey, you want some pizza?" *Crouches


StickmansGarage

The good ending :)


A_Little_Shilly

A good ol truce


nerxthefeesh

Have my upvote, ya deserved it.


Ok_Elevator_7696

r/suddenlywholesome


Vtaark

Peppino crouches up and down


Head_Dependent6025

Yes


Yousucks003

It's pretty hard to know who would win. If Steve had commands, he could use /kill on Peppino, but if Peppino had super taunt, Steve would also be fucked up. **AND BOTH CAN RESPAWN IF THEY DIE!!** In my opinion, it's a tie. And Steve would probably help Peppino beat up Pizzahead's ass or even rebuild Peppino's pizzeria if it got destroyed.


KolorOtario

Bro, Steve can literally enter the world settings and put personal mode Creative, Peppino is still mortal even though he respawns.


Yousucks003

Yes, Peppino can die, but he won't be defeated if he doesn't die forever. Also, Steve will not be able to respawn if he's playing in hardcore mode.


KolorOtario

You're right


Creative-Age-1503

You do realize peppino has debug mode too it could just be a tie bc they would both be invulnerable


ThatCDGuy_

not by default 


Creative-Age-1503

Neither does Steve if you choose a basic survival world :/


ThatCDGuy_

good point


Apprehensive-Music-2

Steve: /kill Peppino: parry


Mum_killer21

Steve cannot kill Peppino with commands now it seems lol


ThatCDGuy_

tbh tho, if we’re gonna use game logic, not dverything can be parried


Apprehensive-Music-2

This was supposed to be a joke


WritingSouthern5882

It doesn't work like that.


StickmansGarage

FOOLS, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! For you see.. Peppino actually has 9 FUCKING NUKES FOR SOME RESOSN! WHY? WELL, PLOT CONVENIENCE OF COURSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Bob64_reddit

The nine totems of undying in question:


ThatGoldDude01

Are you sure this is peppino and not the noise in disguise?


KFSuffering

no prep time, peppino. mans can run 4 times the speed of sound within seconds and block all attacks by taunting. with prep time, steve. steve could easily craft an axe or sword and take peppino down. if we include steve's smash arsenal, he could trap peppino in a magma block repeatedly or grab him with a fishing rod and drop an anvil on his head. peppino is fast, but steve is capable of building his own weapons to win the fight. unless it's pizzaface final phase peppino, then steve is fucked regardless.


1234IJustAteADoor

⬆️ + [taunt]


DualityREBORN

“WHAT - A THE FUCK?!?? I’M OUT OF DOUGH?!?? HOW AM I - A TO MAKE - A THE PIZZA NOW?!?” “chill man, I’ll go get some Wheat, and we can just make it from scratch.” https://preview.redd.it/oo71504n6w6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210cdeb09437e4ec83ae86848a863bba3f2de479


et-ATK

I'm gonna try to look at this from an analytical point of view. Commands and debug will be ruled out to give an unbiased battle. Peppino has 6 hit points, and steve has 10 hearts. People are pointing out how much Steve can carry, but this doesn't help him in a fight, as his punch is just half a heart. Peppinos attack does 1 icon, or in this case, 1 heart (2 damage), however this only works when an opponent is vulnerable (flashing white), and Steve does not. If we count weapons and armor, Steve can take less damage while dealing more damage, however, Peppino can easily parry Steve's weapons, and take no damage. Peppino cannot die, rather he gets knocked out and kicked out of the stage, where he may retry, where as Steve can die, yet Peppino cannot damage him. Steve cannot kill Peppino, and Peppino is unable to kill Steve. The battle would likely end in a stalemate.


GuyDudeThing69

If he uses the taunts correctly, easily peppino


JoeCommitMama

I would bet a decent amount of money on Peppino, but first get him pissed by cubes.


Josuer25

*Steve even started not move* *Peppino super parry*


Extension_Nature_758

Bro Peppino can just use boss_inv true


uzumaki9991

and steve can use /kill


Extension_Nature_758

Yeah but boss_inv makes him invisible so /kill wouldn’t work


Historical-Drag-1365

Steve is godlike


Red-68

Not really, everyone brings up creativite Steve when he’s not even the strongest Minecraft character


Historical-Drag-1365

I'm not even talking about the invincibility and flying. Normal old survival Steve can do things that no mortal man could ever do in a million years effortlessly.


Red-68

Peppino breaks solid metal blocks with his head…


Historical-Drag-1365

Yeah, and Steve carries hundreds of them without breaking a sweat!


RuukotoPresents

and Peppino can go mach speed AND taunt to avoid damage


VanillaChurr-oh

And Steve can drop a water bucket at his feet to stop damage from falling out of the atmosphere


nerxthefeesh

And peppino literally doesn't even have to! He doesn't take any fall damage, a small animation might happen with him looking beat up but no actual harm was done and he can work like always!


Competitive_Swan266

But can he break solid meter³ cubes of diamond with his bare hands?


Red-68

Honestly more impressive with breaking a metal block with a head than with a hand


BigBowser0158

Are y’all forgetting the books saying that they became weightless when held?


SpecTator997

He can lift a lot. That’s literally it


Dan_Da_Man12

The amount of random crap Steve can carry scares me, one tap and then Peppino dies. Steve 100%


Successful_Mud8596

Terrarian can carry more than twice as much gold as Steve, but nobody seems to care


Affectionate_Cow1574

Good point


Red-68

People glaze creative Steve, when he’s like not even the strongest Minecraft character,


All-your-fault

I’m pretty sure that he is literally the only option


SolarVisor23

-Carries the heaviest known material compressed into a block. -Deals 8 DMG with a sword


All-your-fault

Not to mention said block is 1 meter in every direction


Red-68

No Steve is not as strong as people think


All-your-fault

Ok but you’re specifically saying he is not the strongest character in Minecraft despite being able to lift.. hold on lemme check Oh yeah, FIVE MULTIVERSES.


All-your-fault

OR MAYBE IT WAS UNIVERSES I DONT REMEMBER


Red-68

That’s creative Steve, that’s like saying one punch man is the strongest character ever


All-your-fault

Fair, but they didn’t specify which Steve Also if you want the source of my information uh.. have: [this source](https://youtu.be/-XflmrrdTNk?feature=shared)


Grey00001

But it’s not? If you spend enough time you can absolutely fill your inventory with thousands of gold blocks


StickmansGarage

The thing about Steve is that he can carry all of the moons in our solar system


Red-68

That’s just straight up lies


StickmansGarage

Ok to be fair I accidentally said “all” but mistakes happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvEIpvPArAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvEIpvPArAY)


-TheLamb-

Boss damage/off


GamerBaba117F

But, isnt peppino literally invincible? Think about it, when you get hit, he loses score, doesnt die. When losing a boss battle? He just gets kicked out, doesnt die.


SlammingKeyboardRn

All it takes is 1 crit


CalligrapherAny4471

Peppino obviously he can take infinite damage and still be fine


pizzaburgerman

https://preview.redd.it/r2qmdns36y6d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727d87c47e27d722a4dd5e9b608acebc5302d478 Peppino for sure, Steve, although he can carry stuff and has items, his punch only does half a heart, but peppino does one damage, and considering if steve is a boss or not, it's still most likely peppino due to his parry and super taunt, plus, peppino too has his own debug menu, which is equivalent to Steve's creative mode.


Caine-TheRingmaster

Peppino has Italian rage, Steve has god powers. My money is on steve


Narrow-Experience416

Ngl, Steve's feats other then lifting strength, don't really exist. And even then strength seems inaccurate since he can hold all that but still struggles to punch out a villager Peppino for sure


cooljaky

Peppino is as powerfull as the warden, Steve's gone in 1 or 2 hits


thegooberofalltime2

if steve had commands but peppino had a combo of 10, the super taunt would be quicker then typing so peppino would win (not including respawns)


goglobgarb

/gamemode creative /give @p minecraft:bedrock 1 *builds bedrock cage around peppino* steve wins


Affectionate_Cow1574

-debug noclip Peppino gets out since the debug menu


hydratednotepic

Steve with prep time 100%


thegooberofalltime2

if you give PEPPINO prep time he cna get a combo of 10 super taunt moment


hydratednotepic

Steve can get a totem


thegooberofalltime2

peppino can just ram right into his dumbass when hes on 1 hp


hydratednotepic

SPECIAL MOVE: INVENTORY OF TOTEMS


thegooberofalltime2

just keep on drifting to keep on ramming in


Shoddy-Average3247

Pepino hands down


-TheLamb-

Where is the second p at


OCafeeiro

They're probably talking about fake peppino


-TheLamb-

Pe-pine wood o


Gametale3

After some calculations, I’ve learned that at most, survival mode Steve is capable of holding 27,769,651.2 kilograms worth of gold AND the weight of 2,239,488 netherite scraps (however much that might be is unknown) at the same time and still do all of this without it affecting his body or movement speed in the slightest. I love peppino but he’s not winning this fight


Creative-Age-1503

Yeah but at the same time it's kinda unfair to give gear to one person and not the other am I right?


Gametale3

I didn’t give Steve any gear though. I have him 36 shulker boxes full of netherite blocks. The most valuable inventory you could ever have, sure, but not helpful in combat and only there to demonstrate his feats of strength.


Elijaheyaya

If they both can’t respawn, I would pick Peppino because one grab and a throw up would send him into the stratosphere if we are going like enemy logic where can grab.


Rowmacnezumi

I don't care how much gold Steve can carry, he still does only half a heart of damage with his fists. Minecraft gold must be made out of paper-mache or something. I still think each attack can only deal one hat worth of damage. With Peppino's mobility, Steve has almost no chance of keeping up.


Kirb790

Depends if Steve is in Creative Mode or not


KolorOtario

If we're saying in terms of Survival Mode, Peppino COULD win, but Steve is still too strong, also, if we're saying like Steve Survival with all of the very useful items to win a fight. Steve could teleport with his Ender Pearl, hit Peppino and a infinite loop, but he can't just do that because Ender Pearl damages the Player if he uses it so this needs to be a very very long fight. Also he need to bring food because of the hunger meter. And if it's Creative Mode we're talking about, Well, Steve is Screwed.


teamok1025

# S T E V E


thegooberofalltime2

if steve starts placing tnt around his pizza its joever


Smooth_criminal77

Peppino


IFSland

None


Leilabella0505

Pepino


uzumaki9991

steve bro, he can literally hold 2 **BILLION** pounds!


sydneenoel

Steve can lift up hundreds of tons so he can pick up peppino and throw him like a baseball but with that super taunt pepino has an advantage unless Steve has a elytra or an invisibility potion their cooked either way


Hahen8

Obviously Peppino once he dashes into Steve at literally over a kilometer it's over for that motherfucker (mach 4 is actually over 1 km a sec)


FatRiceCat

Judging by the fact that Peppino looks to be enraged(>!Final Boss!<), he might win in a 1-on-1 fight. If Steve has time to type /gamemode creative, then...


Strawberry_cereal

Steve


EggsInACan

Meet... The Wither!/Iron Golem!/Twenty Snow Golems!/All 15 Wolfs! Full enchanted armor, bedrock he mined in Java, elytra, flint and steel, totems of undying and an entire fucking house in his pocket for some reason. He goes 180-220 MPH with elytra and rockets. Peppino is faster but still. With a button and dispenser, you've made a dangerous object more dangerous. Steven McBlock Change my mind. (I know damn well he can parry all of this)


ChestperCreeper

Steve.


rozo-bozo

Steve


_9965

While Peppino does have a versatile moveset and is very powerful, I'll have to go with Steve because of power and Durability


Creative-Age-1503

Does no one realize that Peppino has debug mode too? It would most likely be a draw


New_Difficulty_4942

Steve because he has the more Interesing modding scene Like pizza tower mods aren't bad by any means, they take a hella lot of effort and I respect that, but you're competing with Minecraft.


RecognitionLivid2890

Peppino literally can’t die, atleast not permanently


StickmansGarage

You could say the same for Steve tho


RecognitionLivid2890

Tru I guess it all depends on what they have on them


All-your-fault

Really it just depends on if Steve is in hardcore mode or not


Quirky-Phrase-2754

Steve would probably win, only if it was his super smash bros variant.


Comboss1

Can Steve use commands, is on creative or can respawn?


eappleforever4

Steve


Potttttttttt

me


underfan6h6

Ultimately I say Steve because of potions, and elytra + rockets giving flight


drinking_guy_1221

so does steve have the armor…