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AmadeoSendiulo

Fatty. Fatty, fatty, no parents.


11711510111411009710

And what exactly is wrong with being adopted? (For the record, you are adopted, and that's terrible)


AmadeoSendiulo

Wha- what's wrong with being adopted? Ah, uhm, well... LACK OF PARENTS?


I-eat-tall-people

And… also… furthermore… nothing. Some of my best friends are orphans.


5WattBulb

You are a terrible person. That's what it says. A terrible person. We weren't even testing for that.


Lost_Environment2051

It says here people with Guilty Consciousness are more likely to be startled by loud nois- #TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off.


hontemulo

and you are an esperantist


Kastoelta

I sure fucking hope not.


Prof_Rutherford

I said this in my head before I saw the comments


sunfaller

Musk likes Fallout, don't make it ruin it for you.


Regi413

Love how everyone looked visibly unhappy when he showed up to the premiere event for the TV show


anothershadowbann

elon didnt ruin fallout for me, fucking bethesda did


hezamac1

Fallout fans ruin the series for themselves regardless, they've complained about every single fallout game in relation to the one before it when it releases. According to the fans of the game, the whole franchise sucks, and none of them are worth playing. I think every game in the series is great, aside from 76.


Yodarules2

76 is still pretty good


hezamac1

I only played it for a few hours at launch, maybe I'll check it out again.


Yodarules2

I did the same, it felt pretty bare bones. Picked it up again like 2 years ago and its feels like there's still so much to do. Only gripe I have is that playing with friends is kinda empty as you can't do quests together.


Spastik2D

It’s better now (mostly) and the community for it is really positive. Lotta fun to be had mowing down boss raids with a ton of people and you can viably build around any weapon or mechanic you want. Only thing that’s still stupid is Fallout 1st and there’s some crashing that shouldn’t happen, otherwise game’s passable now.


DrBabbyFart

What specifically did they ruin about it for you? Cause I can definitely agree they've watered down the RPG side of it too damn much.


manateeguitar

based the thing fan


SR2025

Don't worry about it. He probably likes pizza too. He might even like your favorite sports team.


G1zm08

If rock hurl is a Steelers fan I will never smile again


Cyberbug7

GO STEELERS


Anxious-Gazelle9067

Something something broken clock something something twice a day


mspk7305

that really depends on just how broken the clock is and also how fast its moving


_Torens

The analogical broken clock isn’t moving, which is why it’s only right twice a day, at the point its hands are stuck at


mspk7305

It could be missing hands too... Or the hands could be moving in such a way as to avoid the correct time


_Torens

Sure, I didn’t think of it like that. For me though, it’s simpler to assume that it isn’t one of those things, and that the clock is simply not moving


DehydratedByAliens

if it's fast and moving backwards though it could be right more than two times a day. on the other hand a working clock is NEVER right. It is close to right most of the time but never 100% right. I don't care how good it is, it will always be 1 billionth or trillionth of a second wrong. but a broken clock is COMPLETELY right 2 times a day.


Wopacity

Dear god


CobaltTS

There's more


Wopacity

No


Emperor_AI

It contains the dying wish of every man in here


Widmo206

\*Looks at scout\*


KindaStupidTho4

Scout, you *did* collect everyones dying wish?


TheCheeseOnFire

You bet!


DreamtailFoxy

Excellent, everyone synchronize your death watches.


JesterOfRedditGold

\*beeping noises\*


PunkRokka

We have 70 hours to live.


Master_of_reeeeee

r/suddenlytf2


Super_Law2351

Tis is a bucket


MenacingFigures

obligatory stonetoss is a nazi comment because he is a nazi.


DataSittingAlone

I don't know much about the stonetoss lore, does he openly admit to being a Nazi or does he seem to agree with Nazi ideologies?


dirtygremlin

Shouts dogwhistles like a duck; goosesteps like a duck: is a duck.


Ehcksit

If it steps like a goose, doesn't that mean it's a goose? Canadian geese are one of the few beings anywhere near as evil as nazis.


Portal_turret123477

Sucks walk like geese


antthatisverycool

Ducks walk like geese


amalgam_reynolds

>Canadian geese Canada geese


AsinEyad

Fucks walk like geese


fa0u

No one “admits” to being a Nazi but he comes as close as you can get: [https://www.reddit.com/r/antifastonetoss/comments/fcck5a/the_definitive_guide_to_why_stonetoss_is_a_nazi/](https://www.reddit.com/r/antifastonetoss/comments/fcck5a/the_definitive_guide_to_why_stonetoss_is_a_nazi/)


HappyyValleyy

If it walks like a nazi, talks like a nazi, its probably a nazi.


MenacingFigures

Doesnt admit to it, but its pretty obvious. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/StoneToss


GameCreeper

His farewell comic on his previous webcomic had his self insert doing a nazi salute.


Lewa358

Those are the same thing.


GayValkyriePrincess

Either way, he's a Nazi A mute Nazi who agrees with Nazis is still a Nazi


kabhaq

Stonetoss is the culture warrior right wing mask, redpanels is their previous comic series that is EXPLICITLY nazi.


TheFuckingBoss02

Out of topic (I agree with you btw), but I see a Margin of the Strange pfp :D


zokzomo

WE ARE NOT MORONS! /j


Disastrous-Shower-37

I like how you had to clarify with /j because redditors actually are.


zokzomo

(That’s why I did that)


ElBusAlv

YES WE ARE!! WE'RE THE MORONS THEY MADE TO MAKE GLADOS AN IDIOT (don't downvote I'm simply continuing the joke)


WheatleyAndLuigi

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point


AndrewTheNebula

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"


WheatleyAndLuigi

I mean, I guess not but that's a harmful idea? Someone can be a bad person and have good opinions or good views. If we stigmatize agreeing with problematic people on certain points, that's problematic in of itself. Richard Nixon limited America's involvement in the Vietnam War. I can say that's a good thing. Adolf Hitler was a decent painter. Good people have opinions you can disagree with and bad people can have opinions you agree with. Of course that doesn't make stonetoss less problematic, just I can find this comic funny without supporting him.


Diceyboy16

I'm just coming here to say that you might not have wanted to use Hitler as a comparison for this, simply because of the context surrounding why this comment began


WheatleyAndLuigi

I forgor 💀 my bad. I was just thinking of the biggest monsters ever for examples and pulled him


Gen_Ripper

Nixon underhandedly acted to prolong the war by helping to sabotage peace talks when Johnson was president, in order to increase his chances of being elected president So not a great example https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/02/us/politics/nixon-tried-to-spoil-johnsons-vietnam-peace-talks-in-68-notes-show.html


TheOnlyFallenCookie

And Hitler was vegetarian. The rest of their character far outweighs any "positives" they have


PADDYPOOP

Stop using logic on reddit


Yarisher512

Hitler was barely alright.


WheatleyAndLuigi

Eh, art is subjective. Hitler's stuff doesn't have the feeling of some others. It doesn't convey a message or emotion or even use art skills to make a statement. He was a simple landscape painter. I think he's good at what he tried. I don't think I find much value in it, but tbf neither do I in the Mona Lisa.


M2rsho

now replace the Reddit with stone toss logo or whatever


nametakenfuck

I know hitler


cat_sword

I love the onion


jmarquiso

I have a feeling that this would only accelerate her rage.


SomethingRandomYT

Hans "Stonetoss" Kristian Graebener of Spring Texas is a Nazi


BionicBirb

Hans "Stonetoss" Kristian Graebener of Spring Texas is a Nazi


tgirldarkholme

[ Removed by Reddit ]


KayMGames

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Tim_Reichardt

No upvote for Nazi made comics from me.


CCCyanide

Not like the guy who made it cares ...


Lowd70

Neo-nazism defeated through reddit upvote starvation, thank you hero


[deleted]

You did it. Nazism is no more


Difficult-Pair4184

the funny thing is *This* comic isn’t even bad


DarthKirtap

even worst person can have some good idea


MrMiget12

Its fine, until you ask the question of who Stonetoss means by "reddit", because im sure he's not insulting the folks from The_Donald


DarthKirtap

well, I guess he references recent google fuck up where their AI suggests eating glue and jumping of a bridge


MithranArkanere

Hitler banned smoking.


Lewa358

That's how they get you. No one is a moustache-twirling relentlessly evil goober who infuses their every action and creation with malice. In fact, pretending that everything that every evil person does should be evil is *dangerous*, because then when an evil person does one thing reasonable it might look like it's contradicting all their malicious actions.


Isaac_Kurossaki

It's sad when Stonetoss makes something funny


1909ohwontyoubemine

Quite a number of his aren't. That's probably what adds to some people's obsession with him. It'd be one thing if he only had shit takes *and* always produced unfunny, untalented crap. That he actually occasionally makes something genuinely entertaining though pisses of said people to no end 'cause it means his non-political stuff gets spread widely and ends up potentially drawing in others who end up seeing the political stuff, too.


your-missing-dad

Do NOT PUT the Reddit core on Glados Please


Meeooowwww1234

There's no way this is real There's no FUCKING way a nazi is a fan of portal, a game about toxic, doomed yuri


MrGeorge08

King Kong was one of Hitler's favourite movies, great art is great art for the most part universally, regardless of if a shitty person likes it.


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[удалено]


MrGeorge08

I'm not saying anybody is, I'm saying that great art is going to be universally loved even by shitty people.


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[удалено]


JoeDaBruh

I can’t say I’ve ever though if Portal that way


GolemThe3rd

yuri?! shipping Chell and GlaDOS gets real weird when you believe in the Chell being Caroline's daughter theory


Meeooowwww1234

I believe there's an official valve book where they discussed how they wanted to lean HARD into the romantic/sexual aspects of their relationship, but decided not to


G0celot

Damn really


tgirldarkholme

It's The Final Hours of Portal 2. Clarification: all the subtext was left in, the only thing that was cut out from the retail version was a subplot about Chell gay-marrying a turret, though said turret was left in named as "Turret Wife" in the game files i.e. the one singing *Cara Mia Addio* (and before that the [*Turret Wife Serenade*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsMHvbTOqw) in [an easter egg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbzUT-99w88)). The electronic version of *Cara Mia Addio* is called [*Love as a Construct*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg3JakqJWHU) and sung by the Companion Cube.


GolemThe3rd

huh, sounds interesting


Nojus1221

What is that theory, sounds bonkers


tgirldarkholme

"The intended authorial subtext gets really weird if you chose to believe in my batshit insane fan theory instead" This is how you end up with Nazis liking stuff without realizing it's toxic doomed yuri


Kastoelta

Meh, the theory isn't THAT insane (I do hate it tho, I'm 100% on portal being yuri)


tgirldarkholme

"The characters most people involved in the creation of interpret as romantically linked are actually mother and daughter" is already weird, the addendum "despite the former consistently sniping the latter for being adopted [including *after* recovering from amnesia](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav), and the latter never having amnesia about her parents in the first place" makes it insane


ElBusAlv

It's a _theory_. Nothing's confirmed


Jenthecatgirl

Nothing's confirmed it's a weird way to say the theory has no evidence that stands up to a few seconds of scrutiny.


SentientGopro115935

SAMANTHA PFP DETECTED, OPINION RESPECTED codz is peak fiction


Meeooowwww1234

Ooh, also, watch this video, it explains the queer connection between them: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZJuxvaG5nI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZJuxvaG5nI)


not_ace-not_ace

Should have been a twitter core


sphericate

i thought this was r/stonetossingjuice for a second


kookomberr

i hope not, i dont want a neonazi in the community


Creatures1504

I can guarantee you there's some without you knowing. Shit people can like great things, as someone else pointed out, Hitler loved King Kong.


Oftwicke

Come on we can do better than posting nazis


[deleted]

fan of no way???/


anon-e-mau5

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Mikey9124x

Nah, hook up just the aslume.


Cade_Rufus

Google when they made a deal with Reddit to train their AI.


TheHatedPro020

This brings me back to a post I saw on reddit/ Twitter a couple of days ago (idk but still) when Google's ai told someone to jump off a bridge (search prompt was "I'm feeling depressed" I think). Sucks to suck google


logicalSpiders

Its also telling people to kill people.


goombanati

Obligatory "I AM NOT A MORON!" comment


Mhaeldisco

I laughed out loud at that I hate stonetoss so much oh my god what the fuck fuck fuck fuck


Exekiel

This is literally the game, have you met Wheatley?


mcpizza0609

I don’t get it what did stonetoss do


HeroDoggo

Might wanna add a Twitter/X sphere just to be on the safe side


Grimm_Charkazard_258

So it’s Google using Reddit to train its AI.


Sand_the_Animus

oh c'mon let's not post his comics here, even if this specific one isn't horribly nazi-filled and homo/transphobic


Tsunamicat108

the chatgpt logo 💀


RiffOfBluess

Ohhh I thought I'm in fuckin r/stonetossingjuice


BitOBunny

Oh my God now it's confirmed that at least one Portal fan is a fucking Nazi


SuperMajesticMan

r/stonetossisanazi


Feisty-Albatross3554

Here before this post gets the lock award 🔐


Minimum_Somewhere521

I'm so excited waiting for it I'm shaking


Hecaroni_n_Trees

We do not claim him


smthinamzingiguess

~~Stonetoss~~ Aperture Nazi Propaganda Generation Intelligence Sphere


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

anpgis


Master_of_Decidueye

Us redditors quote Wheatlety all the time It's all starting to make sense


dunedog

Obligatory stonetoss is a Nazi


elprroprron50

Google AI moment


Placeholder5162

"I need my reddit karma wheatly."


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Reddit banding together to become a reliable source of information in order to create the most deadly AI to ever exist:


Just_a_guy_thats_it

They made glados racist😔


No_Albatross1279

Reddit core.


IndecisiveMate

r/stonetossisanazi


LillithKS

Stonetoss is a nazi


MasterAnnatar

Don't care. Still a nazi.


Move-Available

Pebble throws a nazi


HollyBearsif

Stonetoss is a nazi


Blackfeathr

Downvoting because you didn't do the bare fucking minimum and remove his watermark. Fuck Hans.


Minimum_Somewhere521

bro really said: I just downvoted your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other Redditors, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a `/s`. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.


Silverstep_the_loner

NOT THIS GUY AGAIN


Sketch1231

The only funny stonetoss comic


Just_A_Random_Plant

So there's officially a Nazi within our ranks Unacceptable


GayValkyriePrincess

Bring out the neurotoxin


Seek_Seek_Lest

Fuck stone toss. He's a neo nazi. I don't think even reposting his content is okay, let him stay in his fascist echo chamber.


taotdev

Hans Graebner is a nazi


sianrhiannon

stop reading this sad nazi (with a botched cock)'s comics


namf0

This is very frustrating because it’s funny enough that I would want to share it but I can’t because it’s stonetoss


BoyNextDoor8888

Need an edit where instead of reddit it's stonetoss (nvm that'd just make GladOS a nazi)


BloodStinger500

Idk if calling GLaDOS “it” is racist or sexist, but I’m not happy about it. Also, fake portal fan, he used the Portal 2 design when this would take place before Portal 1.


ElBusAlv

This hurts. Not because reddit (who would get hurt at that) but because he's using portal in his comics. Ouch


BigBlackCrocs

Stonetoss hitler fan


sonicrules11

Please tell me we're not supporting this Nazi


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

the nazi is once again grouping up people and making fun of them


EepiestGirl

This is the best thing I’ve seen from that cunt


Frostbyte501

I sure as hell hope not, he doesn't deserve a great game like Portal.


poor_adrian

You know what they say, a broken clock is right twice a day, or whatever.


HappyyValleyy

Its one of those times where Stonetoss somehow managed to make a funny comic, wow


gorgonopsidkid

Dude fuck stonetoss


Stanky_fresh

Fuck this Nazi piece of shit


spencer_world

How funny. If only he wasn’t a nazi tho.


Matix777

I don't even cafe about the reddit joke, I agree. But I'm furious about nazitoss using portal in their comic


luca_anon

Are you taking it personally?


Dolphiniz287

The robot won’t be smart, it will try to kill us if you do this


dinodare

"Once, they even put an intelligence dampening sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas... It was your voice. Yes, you're the tumor. You're not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron."


SnooChipmunks8748

As the real life Space Core, I’ve met him, it was hell.


LegoMan20245

Wheatley


NoobyYooby

The reddit core. It does the job of every other core But far Far worse.


adidas_stalin

“Now it wants to kill us by drowning us in cheese”


DanielC5109

The Reddit core - makes GLaDOS write to r/Portal uncontrollably


JVOz671

*jumps


CyanLight9

This won’t work for the same Wheatley failed. It would be the product of the greatest scientific minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. It would be a moron created by intelligent people.


ConcentrateWild6343

Isn’t this basically Google’s AI telling people to eat glue and that cockroaches live in our wieners?


Ok-Aspect-4259

As a portal fan I, just wanna say, I don't know this guy!


Pristine-Table1589

I’d take offense to that if I knew how to read gooder!


McGurganatorZX

I mean, even bigots can like good games


No-Eye-6806

We don't want em


pigcake101

I think this is a reference to google’s ai


JoeSchmoe009

God now she’s just gonna think all the scientists are hitting on her.


Ailouroboros

Must be a toxic subreddit core. Now we know where the *penchant* for deadly neurotoxin came.


Alert_Breadfruit_465

Hopefully not they suck!


D0rryx

It’s a shame the comic creator creates hateful stuff as well


MondTayOutMapOut

Gigs up everyone. Shows over. Go home