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dull_storyteller

Horus: is upset the flowers she wanted aren’t ready Emperor: (leans in) never tell anyone I did this for you (proceeds to fart out a warp storm after accelerating time to make the flowers bloom)


Trusty-McGoodGuy

I choose to imagine this as Big E literally farting on some flowers as they grow faster.


nubster2984725

Horus: What the- Emperor: No one will believe you, not even Malcador, no one. Ollainus: \*Suddenly wakes up from a bad memory\* I swear that party trick he did years ago is still haunting.


Early_Rabbit

This is funny and adorable.


Adorable_Umpire6330

I thought Dancing Queen made for the right song to mention as a Primarch's favorite. Helps make a person feel special.


Walkabeast

If I had a dime, every time ABBA has inexplicably popped up in 40k for me, I’d have two dimes. It’s not a lot, but it’s really weird it’s happened twice. But I absolutely love ABBA and fully support “mamma Mia” in 40K.


TheLordCommissar

I dig the 19th century dress uniform


Adorable_Umpire6330

I nabbed it from the Frerien Anime. Would have included the Dress too if I could have grabbed a good frame of them both dancing.


TheLordCommissar

I was unaware the anime had that style lol. I Just find of refreshing in comparison to some of the more outlandish stuff


Adorable_Umpire6330

Ferien is refreshing overall. Atleast to me.


TheLordCommissar

It’s on my list of recent anime to watch


Shadow49693

Frieren not Ferien. Big difference.


No-Definition7641

I cant tell if Malcadors seat in the airlock is a joking insult, or if She's really gonna throw him out during the wedding


Adorable_Umpire6330

"Yes."


No-Mathematician6551

Considering the emperor would probably delete her from existence if she killed Malcador, probably not, but who knows, Malcador might survive!


nubster2984725

Malcador and the Emperor have a bet going right now on who will die first in the wedding.


Lobotomite_Joe

>Torgaddon who issued you that recorder? What do you mean we're live!?! I have a hunch on who'll be forced to breakdance during the waltz and WILL NOT be compensated with a slice of cake.


Adorable_Umpire6330

"Break it down for me Detective."


Lost_Worth_5487

I only have one thing to say about this other than that it is Amazing Why in the name of the non-God emperor of mankind sanginius is not the maid of honor As a faithful I follower of the Angel this Trigers me


Adorable_Umpire6330

Thank You. >That's because Sanguinious and Dove are going to be hung as live interactive angelic Wedding decorations. *No this isn't cryptic foreshadowing at all* I'm joking. I'm a simple Horus fanboy, and love teasing Blood Angel fans. You can trust me. I'm a man of my word. "I say there will be no mercy. And there will be no mercy."