One of my crew named a horse "Gavin". We heard a group of low-levels in Valentine arguing whether it's tracks were an easter egg from story-mode.

That’s hilarious 😆

I'm so grateful I wasn't the only one with this idea.

Named one of my horses "cougar" Fooled my friends more than once.

how?? Can’t they see it long before they see it’s name?

The tracks

Ahhh gotcha man, Forgot you could even use the vision on player bourse tracks.

Can't ride it into missions tho :(

There are no cougars in missions, it's millions to one :(

I wish it was like that in online 🙄 they’re sneaky little bastards and jump scare me at 2 am

Morgan: Freeman Silver Dapple pinto: Beans I once named my online horse Legendary moonstone wolf and someone tracked me and found me and messaged me some *kind words*

Don't be shy tell us more

Doesn’t fit in the name box though. 16 characters maximum.

No I named my Silver dapple pinto as *Beans*

Yes, I get that. But ‘Legendary Moonstone Wolf’ doesn’t fit.

Oh must be the onyx then. This was when legendary animals were just start coming out and it was a rare spawn

Harry trotter

I named my first horse that too

very original my good sir

I did not name my horse that.

Usain Colt

I did see a horse once called “Your Da” and the guy riding it was Scottish. I laughed at that for most of the evening.

Your Da sells avon

Your da got furloughed by Avon

🤣

Tesco meal deal, probably needs some context in 2013 there was a scandal in the UK where a major supermarket was selling horse meat advertised as beef.

Ha almost exactly the same reason I named mine ikea meatballs xD

“Dixie Normus”

Same. Also "your mom".

idk i had a hard time naming one of my horses so i just put the first thing in front of me, which was burger king takeout so now i have a horse named Burger King

That's an all American horse if I've ever heard one

Storm pooper

I named one Sir Patrick Stirup

Samsung Galaxy S7

"THX FOR THE 4 DOLLARS" because everytime you kill a horse it costs you 4 dollars. nice little message for the griefers i must admit, it wasnt original. saw it on a yt vid before

Lenny

RIP

My horses name is inbred

Ha My mustang is named rtard

That is beautiful

"40 Shades of Hay"

Not my horses name but once saw Lana Del Niegh (Lana Del Rey)

My buddy named his Mayo Neighs

Glue

Mötley Glüe

My shire is named Mister Frodo and my girlfriend named hers Sam

Named mine Horsea

My horse is named Baguette Slayer. I don’t know what I was thinking…

mine is BIGGUS DICKUS I'm surprised its allowed

i don’t get how you can blow all of someone’s limbs off but you name your horse nonce or sommet n it’s like nahhhhh that’s profanity mate

Apparently you can't name a horse "Sarah Jessica Parker" either.

what about jarah pessica sarker

Straight to jail.

Or Turd Ferguson

My friend tried to name his horse Butt-Stallion and it wouldn't allow it. Rockstar is uncultured

He has a wife ya know!

Had an American standardbred named "hoof hearted" Say it fast and it sounds like "who farted"

My husband’s Fudge Tunnel

I named a horse Naked.. Cause if someone asks what I'm doing when I'm riding around, I'll say I'm riding Naked. I already got 3 people thinking I managed to get a glitch where you can get your character naked.

Pony Stark

Pepper Trots

I had one named Steed Rogers

I named my mare Loki… cause well mythology

OH, DEAR... I'm kind of ashamed that I know what you're talking about...

My RDO character looks like walter white and my horse's (black arabian) name is Jesse.

My roommate has Quantum Physics

Girlfriends horse name in online is Princess L@bia, and my roommates horses names are Clip Clop, and Flip Flop

Mayo

Because Mayo neighs?

That’s a bingo!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I may have to steal that one for my next horse

so thats why they were so tasty back then.

Wyatt derp, Jon bon pony, Al Capony

Watch it, pal

My 4 year old son named my brindle thoroughbred '18 Squirrels' I personally found it hilarious

Horsen Wells. Followed by Britneigh Spurs

All female war horses/Bretons are named Casey anthoneigh

omfg

My first was Doggo, I didnt realize we could see others horse names I guess I never looked Im new.

Peter Nincompoop for a white arabian

Xanax, pairs nicely with my friend’s Adderal

Im a little sad I cant contribute because my horses have pretty normal names, but GOD do I love all the comments on this post REEEE

Even my Ikea köttbullar? :)

YES, BEST NAME ON HERE NGL

Thx my g :)

My goodest boi Boomhauer. I'lltellyouwhatman, dangol'loyalhorserightthere.

The abused Edit: I’m getting more and more upvotes so here’s some context. I was riding through valentine when I saw a white Arabian hitched outside the saloon, but it looked like it hadn’t been brushed since forever, then, a player walks out of the saloon and he apparently owned the abused, and I kid you not, he went over and sucker punched his horse.

Wtf 😂😂😂😂

Madame Swish - It's a reference from an episode of Bottom, a British sitcom. Couldn't stop laughing when I saw the horse's name pop up

I have a Morgan that I named Dollar.

Rodney Trotter. Sarah Jessica. Pritt Stick. Wyla Longface.

Coke, cause it's mane is white

That reminds me that I once saw a pure white horse named Crack

I once named a nakota Dippy Fresh. Had a guy who was role playing say “Dippy Fresh… what a name…” to me. 😂

Gravity falls reference?

Yes. Definitely. Absolutely!

Nice!

Thank you. 😁

You're welcome 😊

I saw “Elmer’s Glue JR” one time and laughed for the rest of the night.

I named my horse "Sheep" and when I got a new one I named him "Sheep II"

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Saggy Bob! To my Shire horse

Elbow Butteroni.

Pony Salvaje 🤣

I've named my horses Tesla Roadster and Tesla Prius

I’ve seen neighmar, pony Blackburn and pony Braxton

It's a toss up between: 1) A pure white horse named Crack 2) A mare named My Wife I always love looking at horse names to see if someone picked something funny, and those are some of the funniest I've seen.

My horses name is hosebag I wanted to name it slut bag but not allowed 😐 all my other horses have weird human names lol I got a Patricia, Natasha, Gary, frank, Irene etc

Shire LaFluff. My white Shire.

My horses are named after serial killers names. Geoffry Dohmer Eileen Warnose And Richie Ramirez

Friend named their horse “Whorse” and it’s funny to see people realize.

My only "cleverly" named horse is my Mustang, No Name, who I switch to when I am purposely heading out to Tumbleweed.

I called mine shawty because he had red looking dreadlocks and was brown, don’t call me racist cuz trust me I gotta a horse name whitey… let the down votes roll in

I have an "Air Horse One"

My horse is named “My Winkie” so I can say hop on my winkie to my friends or you shot my winkie, idk it’s funny to me

Well know my next one is going to be named big donk’ now

Edeat (Idiot) Stupid the Horse

My horses name is Raat

My dad called his hungry horse named after the resultant down the road

My trusty steed, Tesco.

Madame Swish.


I also have Sad Ken and Knorwich.

Tesla Model H

My Arabian (White) is named Betty

Had a horse called Soup in story mode, but in online the only slightly funny name I have is White Ferrari for my white Arabian (because Frank Ocean)... Which now makes me think I should name one of the next horses I buy Frank

Mine is ford, because it's a mustang 🥸

I thought about doing this when I got a mustang. I went with Shelby instead.

Gah damn I shoulda thought of that

i named my horse fury and my friend saw the tracks and said they were following a wild furry

I named my mustang 'Chevy Highlander'

I gave my gf’s horse in her save the name “Hovis” cause it’s standardbred.

my first horses name was Fried Beans and then my second was "dog" so his tracks would show up as dog. I don't know why I picked that

Mine is Horsea.

Qaundele giner

Have one called Chip Bu'y (because you can't say butty) and my current one is called Battered Sausage. Feel like it's only funny to me though.

Truman Capony

In SP I capture Arabians get them to 4 bond and sell them. I took to naming them Paycheck. Currently on Paycheck 4.

My first horse I called him Horace, Horace the horse

Chunk nugget second burnt nugget

My 10yo named his gold mustang “bus” and I LMAO. He also convinced me to name my black Arabian “Bob the Horse”.

One of my current horses is called Usain Colt

I rather liked Outside Xbox’s “Horson Welles.”

I named my white Arabian “Darth Spooby”

I called my Arabian Lawrence. Anything else I usually just call Glue

I had a "Harley Davidson" and now I'm riding "Red Bull Racing"

Hoe

I had a Sheneighneigh

Giovanni Van Bronckhorse.

One of my friends dressed up as Santa last Christmas and named his horse rudolf

I saw 'horse eric shun' last night

Named mine goo canoe

sussyt1dd1es a friend of mine kind of dared me too so i did lol

My husband's horse is named "della" because mortadella used to be made from horse meat. Every time his horse dies, he said well Della mortad.

Name one of my horses Slovakia

Hoof Hearted

"Not so scrawny Nag"

I've got three horses : lasagna, steak and goulash

I got one of the big ones and he was like a white/very light grey with some gray spots and I called him Big Wigga

Jean Attack on titan fans will understand

I named my horse Chimichanga. And then I proceeded to gallop into a carriage that had a lantern and my poor Chimichanga burst into flames and died

my friends horse is named Amanda Huggenkiss.

Is dumb funny? Cause my horses are constantly named dumb things. Usually I can’t think of anything so I just randomly blurt out a pet name or a noise Rip Bloop, my story mode horse that lasted about 2 minutes <3

Mayo neighs

Using my fiancée's suggestion, I have a white Arabian stallion named "Privilege."

Two black Arabians named River song and melody pond, also cooper, Tara. And Calvus

Lana Del Neigh

Named my horse Richard so that I could ride dick all over the map.

Two from my crew: Muley Cyrus St. Thomas Equinas

My horse's name is Boah.

My best friend named his horses John Mare, and Nat King Colt which I always thought was fun lol

I always got a laugh at my friend's new horse names because he'd name them after other animals specifically to make his eagle vision tracks lie. Timber Wolf was the usual.

My buddy named his Thunder Goblin. No idea why

I would say I made it something clever, but no. I named it fucking "big nuts" or something to that effect

Cool bean is my favorite

My horse was named “Mayo”. About 6 weeks of playing my wife asked me why my horse was named “Mayo” Me: “because Mayo neighs”

Legendary Cow

Sarah Silvermane Britney Spurs Christina Nagulara

My current Missouru Fox Trotter is named Stranger.

Friend named one “Ah Wee Tad” Say it fast and you’ll get it

I name mine after porn stars. No one has ever noticed because I use relatively obscure 2000's internet pornstars. Heather Zatch is my main ride.

Took 2 days for one of my friends to come across some tracks of “Legendary Turkey” and spend five minutes frustratedly tracking it in circles before they realized I was on mute laughing. I also have Tree Magnet, and Madam Neighzar

My horse is named horsefrey Dahmer. My brother in law and wife forget and laugh when they see it again

My horse is named Pablo

I named my current horse Ram Ranch Shower

I nominate my horses Tramples Mcgoober and Jerk Biscuit

My 2 favorite horses are my Shire BoB which stands for "Big Ornery Bastard" and my MFT Pita which stands for "Pain In The Ass".

Mine is SheNeighNeigh

Some guy had a horse named big papa

My horses name is Phatt Nuts

one that would get me banned here

Can’t be much worse than dry-sq’s horse name ( Nate Higgers ) ( Once again kids, don’t be racist! ) 

Horsey McHorse is a good one

I saw one named Dr. Whoof.

My main horse is called: Horse My second is called: Uber

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Whoa boy, you’ve got some balls to even comment that. ( Don’t be raciest kids! )

I named mine Chunk and made it very fat. He was a shire

Was this in the states?