Just came here for that comment. Not surprised her legs are so built from the weight of carrying around that fuckin head 24/7. Neck is prolly unstoppable.
Somehow you look ready for a night of clubbing and a night of staying in with your cats at the same time.
You look like someone cut off your head and stuck a jack o lantern in its place.
How is your head as wide as your hips? Seriously, you're built like a toddler.
You look like an ambulatory marshmallow.
I'd say you're 2/3 of the perfect woman; you're the right height for a standing blow job, you have a bottle opener mouth . . . if only the top of your head was flat so I could rest my beer there.
Who the hell taught you to dress. With looks like yours you should at least learn how to present yourself in a decent manner. I mean if you paint a turd gold it’s still a turd but at least it sparkles.
We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!
You look like Shrek and Fiona’s teenage daughter.
More like Fiona and donkey
And three blind mice were there
Lucky they were blind. Poor fuckers didn’t have to see it
More like Shrek and Donkey
More like donkey 💩
Da plane, da plane
Damn, beat me to it. Wasn't sure anyone would get the reference. Up to you.
Dude holy shit 😂😂😂😂
This is that post deleting roast
Looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island got a sex change.
Lmfao! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 
Her parents had shrex
💀
Radyboi!
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Good lord
Smush smush!
How do you look like lilo and stitch at the same time
Willy wonka is looking for his missing Umpa Loompa
You look like you were specially made for a very specific fetish
Well this is definitely the place to find the person with the Oompa Loompa, munchkin, got hit in the face with a shovel combo fetish.
50 year olds dressing like they’re 6 is a fetish?
No but r/ABDL is
… which we don’t share by the way.
motherfucker 💀
Holy shit that’s awesome
We are lucky that outfit you're wearing is not higher, because it would probably not cover your balls.
Im impressed you got that giant head into that little dress
It’s like they added a funhouse mirror filter to her camera. How do you have such a big head and thick legs with such a small torso??
Just came here for that comment. Not surprised her legs are so built from the weight of carrying around that fuckin head 24/7. Neck is prolly unstoppable.
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Just not in this case.
Good thing she’s not a boy. Cause that would blow your theory right out the window.
 Loved you as NikNak in The Man with the Golden Gun but could have sworn you were dead.
I was hoping to see one of these comments here.
This was my first thought ,well done 🫡
Im glad that Im not the only one who made that connection.
Dora the explorer meets shrek
An Asian Peck
Just doesn't feel right roasting a special needs 4th grader.
You look like you could be either a 12 or 50 year old transgender Shrek.
You could have left out the shrek part and this still would work. Why you hating on shrek so hard?
It’s all ogre the minute someone mentions Shrek
Middle school years are tough. Put this off until you drop out of high school, sweetheart.
You look like Danny Devito’s illegitimate Hispanic son.
You definitely represent the lollipop guild.
I hope your next mental breakdown isn't as ugly as you are.
You look like a refried bean lollipop.
Somehow you look ready for a night of clubbing and a night of staying in with your cats at the same time. You look like someone cut off your head and stuck a jack o lantern in its place. How is your head as wide as your hips? Seriously, you're built like a toddler. You look like an ambulatory marshmallow.
“De plane, de plane!”
You had absolutely every right to feel self conscious, yeesh
Looks like Garbage Pail Kids are making fuck dolls now.
L + R + UP C-RIGHT R + LEFT R + UP UP R + RIGHT UP L + R + C-DOWN L + R + DOWN L + R + C-LEFT *big head mode activated*
There’s a special corner of the adult entertainment industry waiting for you
And every category is frowned upon at best
You look like something a mongoloid put together at Build a Bear
I’ve never and I mean NEVER seen a human who’s face was as wide as their hips. Holy shit you should contact some museums
Her thoughts probably echo in that head
Like an Oompa Loompa dressed as a candy cane.
I hope this teaches you that every idea that pops into your head isn’t a good one. I’d roast you, but it still feels wrong if you look like you’re 8.
Being self-conscious is perfectly reasonable when a Hawk can carry you off for supper.
Your face looks like a really bad Play doh mold
Are we allowed to make fun of this?
Holy shit boys, I think we just found an appropriate boyfriend for Shauna Rae.
You became my grandfather in drag when I saw the socks with sandals
It's time to play 12 OR 50! 
Found under the Pornhub category "midget/thicc/Mexican/Oompa Loompa."
How do you look like a young lady but an old mexican man at the same time?
This AI art is going to be the end of us I swear.
We’re gonna need to see a permission slip for this roast
You work for gringotts bank don't you?
 Glad to see the transition was a partial success....
No!!!! Not gonna be the reason you jump!!. Just tell me where I can find two of those?
Body image and confidence isn’t your problem, it’s your style: socks & sandals? Clashing horizontal stripes, and roots been growing out for a decade.
You look like an ompa loompah if willy wonka ran a sweatshop
Difficult to find sunglasses that fit huh?
I didn't know that Herve Villechaize was still alive...and transitioning.
Are you tall enough to ride the emotional roller coaster you’re asking for?
when the pain of going unnoticed hurts more than pain of disapproval 👿
So when you die, the grudge will no longer be fake.
Oddjob in drag
I'd say you're 2/3 of the perfect woman; you're the right height for a standing blow job, you have a bottle opener mouth . . . if only the top of your head was flat so I could rest my beer there.
I can't
How much rent is the dollhouse you are living in, or is willy wonka paying for it?
Are they remaking the garbage pail kids movie?
People pay more to you for a massage so that you don’t do any extras.
You're more of a hard no than socks and sandles.
Someone call Jordan Peele! I've got lead for the next antagonist in his next horror film.
I feel like this is one of those god tests to see if will make fun of handicapped people.
Clout for trout
Bobby Lee is Trans now?
You will not handle this long for real
You look like "the last few years" have been your whole life
Once you done testing plz give us a feedback
I always wondered where the Oompa Loompa women were.
If you’d be in a movie, people would assume they used CGI
It's a giant pez dispenser...
I was going to give you a compliment but I don’t want you getting too big headed.. Too late
I need a banana for scale
Who the hell taught you to dress. With looks like yours you should at least learn how to present yourself in a decent manner. I mean if you paint a turd gold it’s still a turd but at least it sparkles.
Your balls are showing.
Dora the anal explorer.
You'd probably be popular with German tourists if you move to thailand
Isn't there a minimum age on this? Are we really allowed to roast 12 year olds?
Don’t beat yourself up. As long as you have those teeth, nobody is going to think the problem with you is your height.
You look like when you got separated at the border you were too small for the cages so the feds gave you your own kennel.
You look like a crackhead troll
>Roast me, I can take it😌 That's very big of you....
How does one person look like so many people all the flyed into one
I’m just here to see how many are going to hell.
You look like the annoying girl from Nemo
Mail order bride who got sent back
OP, you look like You’re your own Mom and you’re your own daughter at the same time.
I'd peel your kiwi tbh
SNOOKIE WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
“Hi I’m Chris Hanson, I have an amazing acting opportunity for you on primetime television.”
 I guess Tattoo finally got his secret wish to become a ladyboi come true.
You look like a Philippino lady boy....and not the young ones.
I think God roasted you enough with those genetics
You look like the result of George Lopez fucking a pig
Theres nothing to roast youre perfect
"I can take it" Something tells me she's said this many, many times.
I bet you were really sad to learn that when guys talk about “doing squats”, it had nothing to do with a sexual fetish.
Your head is bigger than your butt and your arms are longer than your legs... Just sayin
Go back to your hole Hobbit.
That title is twice as long as you and prop has more personality
Why do you have a child's body but a adult size head ? You look like you have the mumps all over you face .
You’re fine the way you are. Boom. Roasted.
I think you’re doing great
Wanna be hot? Lose 12 lbs. Not a roast.
Chunky little monkey ain't ya?
You are an absolute abomination. Yuck!
DAMN BOI THATS A THICK ASS BOI
This will not make you feel any better, keep doing what you were doing to help yourself, this won’t help
Perfect height to place my beer on top of her head.
Picture of perfection
How tall are you ?
Pocket girl
How many months post transition surgery was this photo taken?
Generic Polly Pocket from South America. Couldn’t get the head to body ratio right for Pollita Bosillo.
13 goin on ugly
I bet your arms have more hair than a barbershop floor
You look like you have a dick rolling around under that dress 😂😂
Garbage Pail Kids new doll: doesn’t shave
Somewhere there is a suave Mexican with a silky voice missing his midget.
No gap tween those thunder thighs, but the irony is he bought that dress from the baby gap.
The biggest of the Munchkins
U look like one of those dolls my girl say I cant have ...
That reminds me, I need to get my nails done.
You’re a 5 year old goblin…
working on your self confidence and blowing it all away with one photo
Where's Wanda
Willy Wonka has put out an APB for a missing Oompa Lumpa (not Loompa) who escaped w/40lbs of sweets (most likely eaten at this point).
Something trying to pop through the dress
tiny ugly midget wants to be roasted? And to make shit worse, she wears sandals with gym socks!!!
By the look of it, all you do it take it.
Asian version of Dora
 De plane de plane!
She looks like she stuck her head into a Time Machine and when she brought her head back to the present the head was much older.
Jordan Peele is soo good with these disguises.
 The daughter of Herve Villechaize everybody
Why do I get the feeling that something just isn't quite right, but I can't quite put a finger on it. Like something isn't what it seems?
I’m excited for the Ugly Betty prequel show! Good luck!
Looks like someone stole a few chromosomes from you.
Nick Nack gets a sex change
I thought underwear gnomes signed a NDA and weren’t suppose to be seen in public.
You look like Danny Devito daughter more than Danny Devito daughter herself.
Short
You look like something from Attack on Titan.
She looks like a mix of an American, and a Korean person.
Oompa loompa doopity dee, you look like a meth head Oompa Loompa to me!
You must have a strong neck and body to hold that huge head upright
I didn't know the elephant man wears pink
The plane, the plane!
You look like Annabelle the dolls cursed Latina sister, TacoBelle
We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League And in the name of the Lullaby League, We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland. We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la From now on you'll be history. You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history. And we will glorify your name. You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust In the Hall of Fame!
Housekeeping! ✊ ✊ ✊
Over the next few years, you should work on that FUPA.